Wu Miao: My tiger is silly.

Yue Wu's words were so righteous and confident that for a moment everyone including Dong Huang was speechless and didn't know what to say.

"You're leaving home after eating a few vegetarian meals? What kind of pet do you have? Why is it so tame? Send it to the Seventh Division of the Military Department for two days of training. General Gu will come in and guarantee that your pet will be trained to be obedient and only listen to General Gu in two days!" The calico cat licked his lips. He thought of the Seventh Division of the Military Department at the beginning. It was a place full of people. Now it has been disciplined by General Gu. It is absolutely easy to train a tame pet. "You just need to come and remove the toxins in the Hualuo grass in exchange."

Gu Wenye, who was listening on the side, laughed angrily. He glanced at the calico cat, which was wagging its tail slightly from side to side in a negotiating gesture. When did the Seventh Department of the Military Department become a beast taming farm, and he became a beast tamer?

Yue Wu pointed out the problem, "My pet, why are you listening to your General Gu? I won't send you off." Yue Wu shook her head repeatedly. If her pet went to listen to someone else, would it still be her pet? This little cat didn't look like an honest cat, and it really wasn't honest at all.

"Since you didn't do those things, what are you doing now? Why are you confronting them?" Dong Huang asked.

Yue Wu spread his hands, "Isn't this what your emperor asked me to do? Then don't I have to do it to make a living? After all, I don't want to eat vegetarian meals for several meals in a row."

“…”

The calico cat thought that the man in front of him should also be sent to the Seventh Division of the Military Department for discipline. It was not okay to be picky about food.

Dong Huang wanted to pry open Yue Wu's head to see if everything inside had been emptied out by the vacuum when time and space became chaotic and he traveled through time and space. "So, do you want to eat some meat, or do you want me to take you back to Tianshangguan Prison now?"

"...I just want to eat some meat." Yue Wu felt that he had no choice and he still had to follow the emperor.

Dong Huang was wondering what he was talking about. Perhaps he was infected by Yue Wu's stupidity.

Yue Wu: It’s Li Liang’s fart.

"I have some dried fish here, do you want some?" The calico cat took out the memory device on his paw, took out a handful of dried fish, and spread out his paw to look at Yue Wu.

"Oh, yes, yes, I am dying of hunger." Yue Wu hurriedly ran down from the high seat. Who said that this little cat was not honest? It was clearly a little cutie.

He hugged the calico cat and rubbed its head hard twice, almost picking it up and giving it a kiss.

God knows how much suffering he has endured since coming to this world QAQ

The loss was so great that even my belt became looser.

"What are you doing?" Dong Huang said, but before he could lift Yue Wu aside, the cat stretched out its claws and directly pried open the corner of Yue Wu's mouth.

Yue Wu: ???

Dong Huang: “Hiss…”

Qiu Yanping & Gu Wenye: "..."

Qiu Yanping quickly pulled the calico cat into his arms and held down the cat's restless hands and feet. The calico cat looked at Qiu Yanping aggrievedly, "Mr. Qiu, this guy is going to pluck out all the hair on my head QAQ"

Qiu Yanping looked at the cat's forehead silently, it seemed that a small strand of hair was missing.

Yue Wu listened to what the cat said, and suddenly looked at the palm of his hand with a guilty look, "Hey, why does your cat shed hair so easily?"

"Shut up, shut up!" The calico cat raised its paws to hug its bald head and shouted with its fur standing on end.

Gu Wenye took the cat out from Qiu Yanping's arms.

Before the calico cat could react to being lifted up by the most beloved General Gu, it was thrown aside. Dong Huang watched the cat do a few somersaults in the air, and subconsciously moved over to catch it, only to see the cat land steadily in his arms with its four paws facing down at an incredible frequency.

——Donghuang thought that with just a few somersaults, the cat would at least fall on its back on the ground.

The calico cat grabbed Donghuang's clothes and swallowed his saliva. He forgot that he couldn't lie down in the arms of the general's wife. QAQ

The tabby cat touched his head with heartache, and his triangular ears lay flat on the ground in grievance, which made Yue Wu feel a little embarrassed.

"It's just a few hairs. Well, I'll make some of them come out for you." Yue Wu waved his hands and was about to cast some magic to make up for the cat's loss.

Qiu Yanping felt that Yue Wu was unreliable, so he interrupted and said, "The hair that is induced to grow should look different from the original hair, right?"

"Of course it's different." Yue Wu said as a matter of course, and turned to ask the calico cat, "What color do you want? I can also change to seven colors of the rainbow. By the way, how long do you want? Is three inches enough? It must be longer than what I just pulled off."

"..." The three-colored cat trembled, "I don't want it, I don't want it anymore." This handsome and powerful cat must not be ruined by this fool QAQ

"You're so polite. I'm so embarrassed." Yue Wu pursed her lips, thinking that she could try to keep him.

"Then you can come and do labor for a few days, and removing the toxins from the Hua Luo grass will be considered as compensation." said the calico cat.

Yue Wu: "...If you don't want it, then don't."

Donghuang listened to the man and the cat arguing and joking with each other, as if they were old acquaintances. He was a little puzzled, why did the cat in his arms talk so much and be so familiar?

The calico cat lay on Donghuang's arm without noticing anything was wrong, with half of its body exposed and its two front paws resting on Donghuang's arm. It looked at Yue Wu and said, "You, you ate my dried fish and plucked out my hair, why are you still refusing to eat anything?" It patted Donghuang's arm unhappily, with a serious expression as if it was patting the table.

The pads on the kitten's palms were soft and warm, with a circle of fur around the edges. Donghuang felt as if his heart was tingling from being patted by the cat's paws twice.

Dong Huang didn't know that in another world, people who reacted like him were called cat slaves.

Yue Wu blinked, "Then what can you do with me?"

The calico cat raised its tail and narrowed its eyes in extreme dissatisfaction.

Qiu Yanping whispered to Gu Wenye, "How shameless."

"It's not that bad actually. I've seen more shameless ones." Gu Wenye said seriously.

"So how did you do that?"

"Beat him to submission."

“…”

Yue Wu called out “Hello” twice, “I heard everything.”

Dong Huang clicked his tongue and said, "This method is not bad. You can't beat me anyway."

Yue Wu immediately became alert, "Are you really going to fight?"

"It depends on your performance." Donghuang said. He raised his hand and gently stroked the cat's back. The cat's fluttering tail slowly drooped down obediently.

"To be honest, I really didn't do anything excessive, though I wanted to, but I didn't succeed, right? The old ancestor once said something, have you heard it, Qiu family kid? Forgive others when you can, if you let me go, I will let you go." Yue Wu said, he paused for a second, then changed the subject and sold his pet without mercy, "Besides, the incident in the coffin house was also caused by my pet, so why don't you go find it."

"I finally know why your pet left your home." Dong Huang looked at Yue Wu with disdain.

Yue Wu: "...You can't say that. After all, I am a principled person. If my pet does something wrong, it should take the responsibility." He said it righteously, and the three-colored vulpes nested in Donghuang's arms nodded in agreement, "Yes, you are right."

Dong Huang shook the little cat in his arms, "Who are you on the same team with?"

"Anyway, I won't do it with you." The calico cat snorted, took a look at his clothes worn by Donghuang, and snorted.

Dong Huang: “…”

"Where's your pet?" the calico cat asked. "Where is it?"

"Humph, I haven't looked for that heartless guy." Yue Wu raised his chin proudly.

"Then you'd better start looking for it now." Dong Huang said, "Your spirit beast has helped people commit many things that violate the laws of nature. When things reach a point of no return, the spirit beast will be found and its spirit bones will be removed and it will be banished from the fairy world."

Yue Wu slightly widened his eyes, "The tiger isn't that stupid, is it?"

"What you have done is no less than what others have done." Dong Huang glanced around meaningfully and said.

Yue Wu: “…”

"They say that beasts follow their masters, and that's true."

Yue Wu: It’s Li Liang’s fart.

But the tiger was indeed a little stupid, Yue Wu had to admit it in his heart. He let go of his spiritual consciousness, closed his eyes and scanned it carefully.

The others stood there waiting. After a while, Yue Wu opened his eyes and Qiu Yanping asked, "Did you find it?"

Yue Wu: "I forgot to unlock the meson space." I just scanned and everything was in the meson space. No wonder I didn't find any people or life forms except them.

The beast follows its master.

Everyone (except Yue Wu) thought so in their hearts.

After unlocking the Jie Zi space, in an instant, the group was surrounded by people. After all, tonight was the second day of the lively Spring Festival Lantern Festival, and it was not surprising that the streets were full of people. Although they appeared out of thin air, the street was full of people and stalls, and no one paid attention to the pedestrians on the street, so they did not cause much noise.

Da Huang spotted Gu Wenye and his group with his sharp eyes, and waved his arm with the fish cake in his hand, "General Gu! General Gu! I'm here!"

"General Gu? That General Gu?"

"Where it is, there it is!"

"Ah General Gu!"

"You are a cat imitating the howling of a wolf. Meow meow meow, General Gu, look at me!"

Dahuang realized that he had made a mistake, and quickly retracted his arm, stuffed the fish cake into his mouth, carefully hiding his body and reducing his presence.

"General Gu, we've been exposed." Da Huang reported in a low voice on the other end of the radio.

Gu Wenye: "...Thank you, I understand."

"You're welcome. This is my duty." The big yellow cat said honestly.