"Hey, it looks like a lot of contestants in the audience are here to peek at the screen."
"This match is definitely worth watching. Everyone's quality is very good."
…
Mudan and Luju have returned to the camp, put down their things, and are rushing to the farthest supply location.
One against two, does Ji Heng have a chance of winning?
While waiting patiently, Li Leilei was not idle. In addition to assembling the drone, she never stopped monitoring the creatures underground.
What's even more shocking is that she was actually testing the monster hiding underground.
She used the fluctuations of geological instruments to see which frequency the monster was more sensitive to. This test actually helped her find out something.
Because Li Leilei's side is rather boring, the audience rarely pays attention to her, and it is impossible to see clearly what Li Leilei is doing from a God's perspective.
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"Here I come." Li Shanchun's flying noise was so loud that everyone in Xiangcha noticed him.
"Pants." Fragrant tea.
"It's the red shorts." I angrily scolded the captain because my shorts were red. The team members were unwilling to call me that, so how could I, as the captain, be so embarrassed to say it.
Hu Ping was as eloquent as the madman across from him, boasting, "Dachun, seduce him."
audience:? ? ?
"Seduction" is such a niche word.
Li Shanchun: "I'm here."
The standard mecha was holding an umbrella cloth filled with sticky and clumping things.
When the two faced each other, Li Shanchun directly threw the umbrella cloth over.
A large pile of "poop" spread out and stained my pants red.
It is called poop, but in fact it is a combination of water and mud kneaded together. The red mud is mixed with nutrients. It looks like poop that has just been defecated, which is very disgusting.
Xing Miao and Feng Wansha, who were watching the live broadcast, covered their faces with their hands. Hu Ping was indeed the real Hu Ping. Even a middle school boy like Li Shanchun turned into a toe-picking man in seconds.
The audience speculated whether Master Li Shanchun had a scruffy beard.
There was red in my pants as I dodged quickly, and the mecha tilted and bounced away.
But in the end, I couldn't resist the range of my father's spread.
There are a lot of poop on the side of the mecha, dotted with stars.
There was red anger rising in my pants, and the mecha was the mecha master's wife.
The "wife" is dirty, what's the difference between this and being cheated on? I can't stand it, I can't stand it. Vegetable farmers are a bunch of shit-makers who specialize in playing with organic fertilizers.
Xiangcha: "Kuacha, don't fight with him, come back first." Unfortunately, this sentence was too late.
There is red in my pants and I am very decisive and hit.
No one has weapons, and my red mecha performance in my pants definitely gives me an advantage.
But Li Shanchun is no pushover after being abused by so many "predecessors".
When Pants came towards him, Li Shanchun stopped, flew back immediately, and then jumped behind a big rock. His mecha couldn't beat it, so why couldn't he dodge?
Pants sneered. The detector showed that there was only one living creature behind the rock, so it was useless for Li Shanchun to hide.
He flew up and attacked the ground from mid-air.
As soon as the mecha left the ground, a strong alloy rope came over from the side and tightened.
The mecha with red in its pants stumbled for a moment before it regained its balance.
Where did the rope come from? My pants were red and I quickly struggled to get rid of it.
Wu Feiyang had been waiting for this moment for a long time, and when I tried to break free, he grabbed my red pants and threw them to the ground.
Li Shanchun took the opportunity to rush forward bravely.
I can’t take care of the fragrant tea and cat grass. Pants are my strongest fighting force. It will be very troublesome if they are gone.
It was a five-man melee, and it was quite, uh, ugly.
The audience all had the expression of a subway grandpa looking at his phone. Even the most serious team would become funny when they met the vegetable farmers.
There was red in my pants and I was cursing, and the little cutie Dachun opened and closed his mouth.
"You are so despicable! If you vegetable farmers could stop playing dirty and compete openly, you will be the type of coach who trains the type of players you want."
"Lululu, go ahead. I can't beat you, but I can't disgust you to death. I can win, and I just have to win." Li Shanchun kept hypnotizing himself that there was nothing wrong with it. As long as it wasn't cheating, he could use any means.
All is fair in war.
Hu Ping, on the other hand, took advantage of the situation and took a detour to steal the supplies.
Xiangcha and Wu Feiyang and Li Shanchun gradually became angry with each other and fought fiercely.
Li Shanchun's weapon made several holes in their mechas.
His pants were restricted by ropes, and he had no weapons, so he was at a disadvantage and could only untie the ropes.
By the time the pants were ready, the supplies had disappeared, and Hu Ping had joined in the fight.
In the close combat without weapons, Miracle Patch couldn't gain any advantage, and even the red color on my pants was suppressed by Hu Ping.
"Retreat." Xiangcha gritted her teeth and decided to conserve her strength first. Luju and Mudan had already retrieved the supplies, so this little time was not a big deal.
But Li Shanchun was thinking about catching his opponents, and the three of them chased them relentlessly.
Suddenly, Li Leilei's voice came from the communicator. She shouted to Hu Ping to leave quickly because the monster from the underground was about to come out.
Hu Ping and Wu Feiyang slid and pulled Li Shanchun away, each pulling one side of him and running back at lightning speed.
My pants were red. Seeing this, I wanted to chase him back, but Xiangcha realized something was wrong and stopped him, "Let's go."
The vegetable farmers are clearly in the upper hand, but they choose not to pursue. There is only one reason: there is a danger of force majeure.
Xiangcha's intuition was correct, the earth was shaking.
The thick soil rolled like boiling water, and something seemed to be about to come out from underground.
A giant beast emerged from the ground. It looked very much like a Bobbit worm, and its dark white teeth looked particularly ferocious in the light.
"Fuck, fuck." Li Shanchun and I, who were being pulled, had red pants, and we both said the national treasure in unpleasantness.
Instead, he pulled his teammates and ran as fast as he could.
Host: "Hahahaha, a few savages are having a fight, and giant creatures are disrupting the situation. Is this a calculation generated by artificial intelligence?"
The audience commented: "I am almost dying of laughter. Every time the vegetable farmers play a team battle, it is so funny."
Xing Miao asked Feng Wansha: "What do you think?"
Feng Wansha smiled and said, "What can we say? We are sure to win."
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