In the end, the meal wasn't even cooked, but Lu Yulan did get a lot of scumbag quotes from her grandfather.
In summary, he's basically like Lu Yuanhong—a total scumbag.
This shows how angry Grandpa Lu was. Hopefully, when Lu Yuanhong comes back, he won't be chased and beaten by Grandpa Lu with a broom. However, given Grandpa Lu's domineering personality, he'll probably be chased and beaten in a mecha.
Thinking about it, Lu Yulan chuckled softly, imagining how interesting the scene would be.
[Host, you've finally smiled! If you hadn't smiled soon, you'd have developed facial paralysis. I was even prepared to read you 100,000 lame jokes.]
"Thank you, I have an extremely high threshold for laughter."
After finishing her water, Lu Yulan left the second-floor open-air balcony, ready to go back to sleep.
"Xiaomi, goodnight."
...
Rose Star here remains as peaceful as ever, while a certain place in space is in a terrible state.
A dilapidated and riddled-with-holes spaceship struggles to move forward, pursued by interstellar police.
"Damn it, when will they stop? It's not like I killed Lu Yuanhong. They've been chasing me for days. If this keeps up, I'm going to fight back."
The underling handing out water rolled his eyes silently. "Boss, you've been saying this since day one. Besides, our weapons are out of power. What are we going to fight with, the little fists of the Crispy Shark?"
"Smack!"
A man with a receding hairline, barefoot and sporting a full beard, touched his head in grievance. He had been beaten again, and after several more beatings, all the hair he had left was gone.
He looked at the boss, who had a face full of irritation and whose face was covered by a full beard, so all that could be seen were his fierce eyes.
"Didn't I tell you? You're not allowed to contradict the boss."
"Sooner or later, I'll fight back and pull off a big heist, otherwise I'll have been a space pirate for nothing."
"Boss, didn't you say you were a mercenary and not a pirate?"
...
"Stop talking so much, hurry up and throw all the unwanted stuff off the spaceship, I'm going to crush them to death."
Only an uneducated person like the boss would casually say something like that. Using trash to kill the interstellar police and their spaceship—just think about it, this is their boss! It's incredibly sad, he's so stupid.
"yes."
Even so, I did it anyway, throwing away all the unnecessary things. The eldest's doll, um... no, throw it away!
"Boss, it's done."
"Okay, let's go full speed ahead, run!"
...
Looking at the spaceship that was nowhere to be seen, he thought, "Damn it, how could they get away like this?"
"But they left a lot of things behind. Should we go and check? What if something important was accidentally left behind?"
The officer looked at his subordinate at the exit like he was an idiot, "Are you brain-dead? Would you throw away something important? That pile of spaceship junk is clearly an insult to me, and you still searched it? What are you searching for!"
Are we looking for trash along the way?
"Let's go back and report. We haven't caught them yet."
"Then...won't you be very angry?"
"This has happened so many times already. I'm angry, I'm angry too. If you're so capable, then don't make me do it."
"oh."
...
When Lu Yulan woke up, it was only five in the morning, and the sky outside was just beginning to lighten.
Touching her aching head, she asked, "Xiao Mi, am I really not suffering from neuritis?"
No, girls shouldn't overthink things. Relax, a relaxed mind leads to a healthy weight, and you'll naturally gain weight!
Lu Yulan: ...
This person is mentally challenged, confirmed.
A faint floral fragrance wafted in the air, carried by the breeze. Pushing open the door, the roses in the yard were in full bloom.
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