Household chores chart: washing dishes costs 50 cents, mopping the floor costs 1 yuan, getting 100 points on a test costs 5 yuan, and masturbating costs 10 yuan.
Dongfang Ze said, "In order to make money as quickly as possible, please play a few more rounds, teacher."
Lin Xuan: "..."
1P1, both are virgins, mutual pampering, nurturing, younger man/older woman, the seme is an all-rounder in housework and good at making money, the seme is the uke, the father doesn't abuse him.
All the inanimate furniture wants to molest me.
I'm a popular celebrity and singer, and recently something strange happened at home: the furniture started moving on its own for no reason.
The curtains want to touch me, the teapot wants to kiss me, and the blanket wants to climb on me! Damn, this can't go on! o(⊙﹏⊙)o
What should I do? I'm panicking, I'm too scared to sleep! o(=-=)o
Has anyone else experienced something similar? I'm waiting for an answer online, it's urgent!
Actually, he's a pervert with the ability to attach himself to inanimate objects.
By day, the pervert is the infamous Iceberg General; by night, he's a sneaky spy.
He also has a little hobby: he likes listening to music and following celebrities. He's the kind of person who would wear a thousand different aliases for his favorite stars.
…………………The above three ideas belong to the same series…………………
The villains I killed off have all been reborn.
I am an author on a literary website, and I am best at writing all kinds of crazy and sadistic stories, which are physically and mentally tortured, and the characters must die in the end to make it a complete story.
The result was unsurprising: all the characters I created turned evil, and they became all sorts of lunatics, some crazy, some stupid.
Of course, I eventually killed them all off, but how did they all get reborn? And each of them came with a rebirth system, and I got one too. Now they've found me through the system, what do I do? Waiting for answers online!
1p1, don't be scared by so many reborn characters, they are not the seme (dominant partner). The seme is the villain, who has children and is reborn through a system.
……………………The above is an ongoing story……………………
As an elixir of immortality, there are always those who want to eat me.
As an elixir of immortality, I face immense pressure. Anyone who breathes on me can live to be a hundred years old.
Drink a mouthful of my blood and you will become an immortal or a saint.
The scent of urine could circle the celestial realm three times; a quick masturbation... and what comes out is pure essence.
Reading suggestions:
1. When Xiandanjun was a child, he was raised as a girl because he didn't have a penis, so he wasn't effeminate.
2. This is a long novel without explicit sex scenes, so there's no distinction between top and bottom characters. If you absolutely need to ask me, I'll say it's primarily a top, specifically a top with a special ability.
3. Because he's too young at the beginning, to avoid making him seem childish, I will write from the master's perspective.
4. Strong vs. Strong, both are virgins, mutual pampering, cross-dressing seme, pretending to be weak to deceive others, sweet, cute, younger master vs. older master. That's all for now, I'll add more if I think of anything else.
……………………The above are the completed works……………………
I'm sure some of you have already figured it out: all the ideas are mine, all mine, all mine. I'm Huahua, the flower of the fickle heart.
My style should be quite obvious, right?
They're easy to spot; they're mostly this type. Some have already been written, while others are just copy. You can browse through my column.
I don't have the nerve to promote some of the poorly written ones, so you can read them with confidence; the quality is guaranteed.
You can add the pre-order novel to your favorites now, and you can find it in your favorites when the novel is released.
I've recommended quite a few pre-release novels above. Some of them have great ideas that I think I could write, but I have too many ideas to fit in my column, so I haven't published them. I'm just giving you a preview, hahaha, isn't that a good treatment?
I've recommended about ten articles. If five of them happen to hit your sweet spot, it's definitely not a coincidence. It means we share the same interests and can chat, so hurry up and bookmark me!
It's that column collection, or simply collection. I'll notify you when I start a new article in the system.
Honestly, it's a coincidence if one article hits your sweet spot, but five at once? Don't you think you're a true fan?
If it's true love, be more considerate: save this post, leave a comment, and show your love.
You hid it so well, how was I supposed to know it was true love?
Okay, okay, I'll teach you how to seduce me.
I'm so cute, of course I'm easy to talk to. I actually remember those who frequently pop up and leave comments.
If there were a long review, it would definitely leave a deeper impression. Okay, even without one, I still love you all.
You can also join the group to chat with me. Today, the editor asked me if I could achieve 6,000 views a day. If I could, he would give me a good ranking. I accidentally showed off and said I could.
So I'll definitely be busy from now on, and I won't be able to take care of men, women, young and old. The article has already been locked.
But I still check the group chat frequently. I usually like to go through the chat history until I say the last thing I said, meaning I read almost every message. Those of you who say bad things about me are doomed; I've got it all in my mind! (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴
If you have Weibo, you can follow me on Weibo. There's a link in my column, but I don't use it much. I only check it occasionally, and it's still exciting to see someone trying to connect with me.
Push the group, Taiyi Sect, ten thousand sleep ten thousand sleep ten thousand sleep,
Finally, I'm still a nobody, easy to hit on, soft and cute, easy to push over, and I'll even let you grope my breasts. Although my chest is too small to be presentable, I can't help but be self-aware.
So if you want to flirt with me, you have to do it while I'm still a nobody. Once I become a big fan and a pink-loving person, there will be so many people who love me. If you don't post anything, don't leave a comment, and don't flirt with me, how will I know who you are?
The last time I said that, I only earned 500 yuan. In just a few months, I've earned almost 1,000 yuan, so I still have a lot of potential.
Invest early, love me even more, welcome all who come, come into my embrace.
If there's someone aloof, then just stand still and I'll throw myself into your arms.
Hahahaha (w)hiahiahia
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