Something's not right.
"No." Fang Hua shook his head.
"Why did you water it so much? You've almost drowned the flowers."
Fang Hua was startled and quickly stopped what she was doing, but it was too late. The water had already risen and soaked the flowers.
The flowers weren't in professional flowerpots, but in large, recycled plastic bottles. He cut one half off, and the other half was perfect for growing small flowers and plants.
Since there's no dew underneath, the flowers are probably already drowned and can't be saved.
"What did Hua do to offend you?" Fang Rong could tell at a glance that he was hiding something. "Tell me quickly, what happened?"
"It's nothing." Fang Hua was still a little embarrassed and found it hard to speak.
Actually, the matter is simple. He only knows how to do foreplay, but he knows nothing about what happens afterward. He feels uncomfortable every day because he's so frustrated. So today, when he was using his personal computer, he suddenly saw a webpage that said, "Teach you how to win over a man."
He couldn't resist clicking on it, and the next step was "Step 1: Act cute".
He thought it made a lot of sense. People often say that no matter how you look at someone you like, they're cute. Fang Hua thought Fang Rong was cute.
So he clicked next, and the next step was to download some video software. In order to show off his cuteness, he clicked on it.
"The first step to being cute is to act coquettish."
He ignored the request to download something else and continued downloading.
"The second step in acting cute is to pester me relentlessly."
The third step involved downloading some software, so he quickly downloaded it.
"The third step in acting cute is to ask for a pat and praise."
The next step required downloading more things. In pursuit of a "cuteness guide," he completely abandoned all morals, downloading countless items until his computer became unusable.
Now, when you click in, it's full of all kinds of ads, and they're huge, including still images, animated images, and even audio.
"Ugh... ugh... it hurts..."
The chaotic mess startled him, so he quickly turned it off and didn't dare to turn it back on for a long time.
Once he turned it on, all sorts of noises flooded in, but he also learned a lot. The GIFs were so explicit and straightforward that he immediately went to the high-end section.
He stared, completely bewildered, unable to comprehend how one could... get into that place.
"Speak quickly!" Fang Rong slammed his hand on the table.
He was so scared that he quickly spilled everything. After all, the personal computer is very important; it's used for answering calls and sending text messages, and if it gets infected with a virus, it'll all be ruined.
Fang Rong glared at him while cleaning his personal terminal. To be honest, the sheer size of the device made him blush.
"How did you download this?" Have you gone through puberty?
"My hand slipped." I'm so embarrassed. (////)
"I think you're just being nosy." Fang Rong, who had ordered it before, immediately understood. Even an honest man like him couldn't resist the temptation, let alone Fang Hua.
"What are all these downloaded?" All sorts of movies, pornographic films, everything imaginable, plus a lot of pictures, with accompanying text descriptions, like "At twenty, my wife sold me to a man."
"I regret it. I shouldn't have stolen that day, otherwise I wouldn't have been caught..."
"My aloof boss suddenly asked me to take off my underwear and give it to him one day. It cost a hundred yuan a pair, and I couldn't resist the temptation..."
The sounds of gunfire could be heard clearly in the small room. The two men, their faces flushed, stared at each other, wide-eyed.
"Is it...that period?" Fang Rong asked softly.
"???" Fang Hua was completely dumbfounded.
"That's the one... who got up?"
"???" He was still completely bewildered.
"Oh dear, you're so clumsy." Fang Rong simply reached out and touched it. "Is it this one that keeps standing up?"
He had just washed his hands, which were still ice-cold. Fang Hua shuddered at the touch and nodded softly, "Mmm."
It seems puberty has finally arrived.
This is a problem. I can't exactly buy him a masturbation device, can I?
It's not impossible to do it myself, but it would be troublesome if that guy impulsively turned into an animal.
He still remembers being forced into it that day, and to be honest, he still has some psychological trauma from it.
After all, she wasn't female, had never received any kindness or care from men, and was constantly bullied and rejected. It was impossible for her not to have any trauma from men.
Fang Hua's biggest dream in life was to marry a wife, work diligently, and commit suicide by swallowing pills when he was too old to work at fifty.
I've heard that people shouldn't live too long, because if they live too long, they'll become annoying. Their family and children will all dislike them and won't want to be tied down.
So he considered two options: either marry a long-term, safe wife to spend half his life with, or save money to buy a robot. Actually, he preferred saving money to buy a robot to a real person.
From now on, I'll take care of all the housework and everything, from bedtime to aftercare.
Of course, all of this was disrupted by Fang Hua, and now he is taking care of Fang Hua both in and out of bed.
"..."
"..."
Fang Hua glared at him, and he glared back at Fang Hua. After a long while, he finally found his voice, "I'll go buy you a massager."
As soon as those three words were uttered, he blushed with embarrassment.
Fang Hua was a complete novice in that area and didn't understand what he was saying, but he thought Fang Rong's blushing face was adorable.
Fang Rong looks adorable today too.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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