The dinner table was very quiet for a while.
Li Mo made steamed dumplings this morning, but the last bun was taken away by Bingtuozi and then... pressed hard into the vinegar bowl.
Crunch--crunch--
The Xiaolongbao let out a cry of despair and fear, and its pure white skin instantly turned black.
Qin Yuzhi hadn't reacted yet: "Hey, that's enough, Xiao Bing'er, it's almost blackened by the vinegar."
Crunch...Crunch!
Jiang Chulong pursed her lips, as if she could imagine how strong the vinegar smell of the steamed bun would be, and goose bumps appeared on her fair neck.
Everyone looked up at the starry sky at a 45-degree angle, as if they were in a trance, except...
"Then let's go now."
Xie Xuanteng stood up and was about to set off excitedly.
"Why are you in such a hurry? How can a brothel open so early in the morning?"
Li Mo glanced at him unhappily, then coughed lightly:
"Everyone knows that a gentleman like me has no interest in prostitution, and it's definitely not for my own selfish reasons."
"It's just that Xie Xuan's words this morning helped me to clear up my confusion, so I'm just returning the favor..."
"The opening hours of the brothel are very familiar to me."
"!"
Li Mo turned his head.
But Bingtuozi had a gloomy look in his eyes and put the steamed dumpling soaked in vinegar into his mouth with an expressionless face.
"!!"
Everyone's scalp tingled and they shrank their necks.
How can you remain expressionless even after eating something so sour?
What's the difference between this and killing without blinking an eye? !
This time, not only the three heroes of Hengyun, but also Xie Xuan, who was as cunning as Senior Brother Xiaobao, shut up tactfully and looked at Xiao Li.
Wang's wife's fighting spirit, how should you deal with this?
But that’s why we say that Xiao Li is a genius.
An idea suddenly flashed through Li Mo's mind!
"Actually, I plan to take Bingtuozi with me."
Ying Bing: “?”
Everyone: “Huh???”
Not only the person sitting at the same table, but even Qianlong Tianjiao who was watching the excitement nearby, fell into deep thought, with a dull look in his eyes.
No buddy, you took the second most beautiful girl on the Hundred Flowers List to visit a brothel?
Now everyone in the nine heavens and ten earths thinks that Fairy Han is as cool and pure as a fairy and as wise as a god. Any normal person would want to worship her. But you dragged her to the seafood market and spent money on other women in front of her?
What the hell is this operation?
Who can live longer than you! A prosperous wife fighting spirit!
"Wait, Fengyue Cottage does not accept female guests."
As expected, Xie Xuan had worked there before and was familiar with the rules there.
Li Mo took out a handkerchief and wiped the red corners of Bingtuozi's mouth.
"It's very simple. Isn't it just a girl from Bingtuo dressed as a boy?"
As he said this, he looked at Ying Bing, took her hand that was holding the big-headed doll, and said softly:
"We agreed to tour the Imperial Capital together, so let's start from Fengyue Tower."
"......"
"Sister, I want to see you wearing my clothes."
Student Li, who always wanted to listen to his brother, now used his ultimate move!
Ying Bing pursed her lips. It seemed that this childish boy had opened up his Ren and Du meridians recently, and he always called her "sister".
This time, I added, "I want to see you wearing my clothes."
How should she cope?
Bingtuozi lowered his eyes for a moment and found that he was unable to cope with it.
"All right....."
"!!"
As soon as the words fell, everyone present was struck by lightning, leaving them burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.
Something even more outrageous happened, Fairy Han agreed!
"Fuck, is it possible.....he is really a genius?"
Xie Xuan was originally a little dissatisfied with Xiao Li.
But now seeing this wave of operations, I feel like my head is itching, as if something is about to grow...
"As expected of him, I also want to learn this..."
Wu Chushu's scalp tingled and he took a breath of cold air.
Bai Jinghong taunted mercilessly: "Go ahead, I'm optimistic about you. The third on the Hundred Flowers Ranking is the leader of Penglai Xingzong, the first is the Empress, and the fourth... is Hua Nongying. Which one are you going to take down?"
“….”
What the hell did he learn? Was he planning to rebel, or could he defeat the two top sea queens in the nine heavens and ten earths?
Why two? Because the sea of Penglai Xingzong and the sea of Fengyue Xiaozhu are not on the same track....
The look Wu Chushu gave Li Mo turned into one of envy and awe.
Li Mo took Bingtuozi back to the room, picked out a few pieces of clothes from his collection, and finally chose a luxurious brocade robe.
This piece of clothing was what he wore when he first came to Qingyuan Sect, when he was still a sickly young man.
"I can't seem to fit into it anymore."
Li Mo held up the luxurious clothes and tried them on himself.
"Let's take this one." Ying Bing took the clothes, with a hint of tenderness in her eyes.
After so much time, the clothes he once wore are now too small for him.
After a while, the clothes seemed to fit me.
After a while.
When Li Mo was flipping through the "Yi Jin Jing", the sky was already bright outside. The third wing of Qianlong seemed to be close to the sun. The luxurious and elegant furnishings were coated with golden light, and the whole room was bright.
She walked out from behind the screen, stepping on the gold scraps. The dress was a little too big for her, but it was just the right size so that her broad mind wouldn't be so obvious.
Her face was like cold jade, she wore a silver crown, and her clear and elegant phoenix eyes were noble.
Of course, this alone would not be hidden from the experienced seafood merchants in Fengyue Land.
Therefore, the most important thing is the formless glass yarn, which really makes the ice ball look androgynous.
"How about it?"
Ying Bing smoothed out the wrinkles on her clothes and could smell a familiar scent on them.
"That's awesome, Bingtuozi."
The "Yi Jin Jing" in Li Mo's hand fell to the ground with a thud, but he was so shocked that he couldn't even close his mouth, let alone close the book.
He was also worried that Bingtuozi would not be able to adapt to wearing men's clothes.
Of course, he didn't know that Ying Bing had experienced a lot of ups and downs in her previous life, and because of her stunning appearance, she had caused a lot of unnecessary trouble.
So for convenience, I would occasionally dress up as a man.
"real?"
Bingtuozi's face suddenly came closer.
"!"
Student Li found that she was supporting the wall behind her with one hand.
Probably it should...
He was now being pinned against the wall by Bingtuozi, and she was so close that he could smell the faint fragrance of her lips when she spoke...but it was fleeting.
Ying Bing gave him a dark look and covered herself with the formless colored glaze.
"Let's go."
He's been using his special moves too much lately.
So Bad Ice Ball just... launched a sneak attack!
.....
PS: My grandma's birthday is coming up in the evening, so the whole family is going out for dinner. The update will be a little later, but not less, -3-
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