Chapter 100: Split with a Sword



Yang Zhenyi glared: "What kind of boss is so unreasonable? Ask him to come out and I will argue with him. Forget it, just tell me how to go."

"Go out and walk to the end, turn left at the first intersection, turn right, count to twelve and then turn right, and you will see it."

Yang Zhen stared at the smug-looking guy in astonishment, then turned and walked away: "If I were your boss, I would deduct your crystals every day."

After going out, Yang Zhen followed the directions of the waiter and turned left. When he looked up, he almost cursed. He turned left at the end and fell into the ditch. There was no first intersection at all.

Huh? There is a small alley. This should be the road.

Yang Zhen wandered around for a long time and finally saw a place where a group of people gathered. He thought that this should be the place where the big sister asked the questions.

Just as he was about to push through the crowd to get in, a slap hit Yang Zhen's shoulder, scaring him.

Yang Zhen turned his head and saw a guy who looked like a minor character holding his chest with a sly look in his eyes. He blinked at Yang Zhen and said, "Sir, do you want a movie?"

Hearing this, Yang Zhen's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that this guy had also traveled through time? This... this profession has a promising future. He can even make films and sell them?

"Does Xiaoze have any vegetables?" Yang Zhen asked with his head down.

The man was confused: "What are you talking about, young master? There is no food here!"

"What are you talking about if there's no food?" Yang Zhen was a little disappointed. He thought he had met a colleague, but it turned out to be a beautiful misunderstanding.

The man laughed and said, "Look at the handsome young man, he must be here to draw questions and want to go out with the big sister. I have most of the big sister's questions here. Do you want them? They are very cheap."

"Huh?" Yang Zhen was delighted: "Are you a scalper?"

"The little one is a human being, a real human being!" the man corrected with a serious look.

"Forget it!" Yang Zhen's face darkened: "Let me ask you, where did you get these questions? Are the answers correct?"

The man shook his head and looked at Yang Zhen with a strange look in his eyes: "Sir, what are you talking about? I have calculated these questions myself. As for the answers... If I had the answers, would I be here to discuss them with you?"

Fuck! Yang Zhen looked at the scalper in bewilderment. Being a scalper to this extent, isn’t he too much of a failure?

"Do you want it, sir?"

"No!" Yang Zhen curled his lips. "Do I need to cheat when answering a question? Not to mention three questions, even if it's thirty questions, I can answer them easily. Do you think I'm a top student for nothing? I'm not bragging, but when it comes to answering questions, you all have to call me a top student!"

"Oh, this young master is so arrogant, do you know that this has offended everyone here?"

A weird voice sounded, with all kinds of disharmony in the tone. For some reason, after hearing this voice, Yang Zhen felt a numb and chilly feeling in his heart, and his hair stood on end.

This voice... sounds very much like the synthesized voice of an old man on TV.

Yang Zhen looked up and saw a man with a garland on his finger looking at him with a playful expression. The strong scent of rouge on his body was so pungent that he could smell it from a long distance away.

The seller's face changed, and he hurriedly pulled Yang Zhen back a few steps, saying with a smile: "Mr. Liang, what are you talking about? We are just negotiating the price, and we don't mean to look down on anyone present. You are all geniuses from all over the world, how dare we be so presumptuous."

The eunuch curled his lips, snorted, took out a pink handkerchief and gently wiped his nose, turned his head, and suddenly exclaimed: "Oh, Master Niu has picked a question!"

"What's the fastest way to dry sweat?"

"This... was naturally wiped off with the most absorbent cloth!"

"I don't think it's that simple. Big Sister's questions are always profound and unique. Maybe this is a question that tests the depth of one's energy. I think I should use fire-attributed martial arts to evaporate the sweat from my body!"

"This answer is indeed a different approach. I admire you!"

"I think shaking off the sweat might be the fastest way. After all, it takes time to find something. What if there is no cloth around?"

"Oh my, Young Master Niu has also fallen down. This question is really too difficult. Quick, help Young Master Niu up."

Yang Zhen was stunned at the back of the crowd and asked the seller next to him: "Are these people all idiots? Why would they spit blood just to answer a question?"

The seller shook his head and explained, "Young Master, you don't know. The questions asked by the big sister are always too profound. There are also various restrictions on those cards, which can test the character and strength of the answerer. Otherwise, why is it that after such a long time, no one has been able to answer three questions correctly?"

After saying that, the seller seemed to see that Yang was eager to try, and he took out countless wooden chips from his arms and said, "Sir, these small chips are exactly the simulation of the big sister's questions, maybe they will be helpful to you."

Yang Zhen was stunned. Seeing the eager look in the salesman's eyes, he patted his shoulder and said, "Don't tell people you're a salesman in the future. How can you make money with such a low-level marketing method?"

"Then...what do you mean?" The man selling the film was stunned.

Yang Zhen stared at the man selling the film and said, "I'll give you an idea. It's free. Just don't forget me when you become rich in the future."

"Sir, you say!"

"These films... ugh, these questions, from today on, are no longer called films, but five years of college entrance examinations and three years of simulations!"

"Five years of college entrance examinations, three years of simulations?" The seller's expression changed, and he asked hesitantly, "What is the college entrance examination?"

There is no wrong version in the 1619 book forum!

"That's a saying from my hometown. It's a test that countless cultivators have to face. Only a few geniuses can pass it. It's extremely cruel!"

"That's called five years of college entrance exams and three years of simulations!" The seller said excitedly, "The questions given by the big sister are probably even more cruel than the college entrance exams in your hometown. They are simply cruel to the extreme!"

Yang Zhen laughed loudly and walked towards the crowd: "Make way, make way. I came here to answer questions because I admire my reputation. Can you guys who are just watching the fun move aside?"

My father? The eunuch pointed at Yang Zhen and said, "Boy, are you taking advantage of us?"

Yang Zhen hurriedly cupped his hands, made a scholar's salute, and said, "No, no, I am the father of the top scholar, not the top scholar. Because I am well-educated, the neighbors all respectfully call me 'Dad Yang'!"

"So it's Yang Baba. Does Xueba mean the best among students?"

"Oh my, this guy is really smart. Did you guess the three questions asked by the big sister correctly?"

The man blushed and said excitedly, "Does Yang Baba also think that I can answer Big Sister's three questions correctly?"

"How do you know if you don't try?" Yang Zhen cupped his hands and said, "In my hometown, there is a saying that has been spurring countless students to study and learn. I don't know how many generations it has inspired."

"Oh?" The man was surprised and asked, "There is such a wise saying. Could you please tell me?"

Yang Zhen nodded and said, "This sentence goes like this: trying may not necessarily lead to success, but not trying will definitely not lead to success..."

Everyone nodded when they heard this, their eyes lit up, and they all focused their attention on Yang Zhen.

Yang Zhen coughed lightly and continued, "You can only know if you try it yourself..."

"Know what?" the man asked eagerly.

"Only then will you realize how stupid you are!"

Puff! A group of people were stunned and looked at Yang Zhen in confusion.

Damn, there is such a wise saying?

Only by trying it yourself can you know how stupid you are?

Uh, seems to be fine.

While everyone was in a state of confusion and stiffness, Yang Zhen came to the plaque that Niu Gongzi had drawn. The Thunder Sword in his hand flashed with cold light, and the plaque broke into two halves. One half fell to the ground, and the other half remained where it was. On it, there were flying dragons and phoenixes, and only half of the word "汗" remained: Shit!  A little late, sorry      (End of this chapter)


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