02 Crotch Assassin
Song Yi's fans are going to be broken.
Is HPV real or fake?
[Oh my god, sharing a dorm with my brother Chiye, it won't be contagious, right?] [This requires close contact, or sexual contact, as long as your brother doesn't masturbate...]
[The sky is falling. Song Yi just turned 18 this year, right? He's already messing around at such a young age?]
Seeing that the fans gossiping on the live broadcast are getting more and more intense,
Tang Shiyi quietly took two steps back, fearing that he might be infected with the virus. Goose bumps appeared all over his body.
Song Yi's face turned red and his neck became thick.
"Su Tang, what nonsense are you talking about? I just have eczema."
Su Tang shrugged.
"We'll know if it's eczema if we do a test. But, brother, if you don't have toilet paper when you go to the bathroom, you can't use someone else's trash can. It's too dirty."
This statement caused a huge stir. Not only did the trainees among the trainees go crazy, but even the live broadcast room went crazy.
It was not a still picture. Everyone was quiet. After a while, someone started to refresh the screen weakly.
【Did I hear that correctly?】
[Eh~ So disgusting, I’m going to quit being a fan,]
[Fuck, what the hell am I a fan of? It's so disgusting that I can't eat for a month.]
[Song Yi, get out of Yuan Chiye's dormitory.]
[Song Yi, you'd better withdraw from the competition. If the brothers get infected, we won't forgive you.]
[I'm a fan of Jiang Hancheng. I don't know why I want to laugh. The program team is going to be famous. Hahaha.]
[Song Yi's fans, solemnly...]
Song Yi's face turned pale and blue, and he finally turned around and rushed out of the dance studio.
Su Tang cleared his throat at the door.
"The medical team is on the left,"
Only then did Song Yi hold his face and run towards the medical team on the left.
[Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for completing the "Eat the Melon" mission. You'll be rewarded with 1000 fan points. First place winner Jiang Hancheng's fan point is 9391872, and 99th place winner Su Beizheng's fan point is 1380.]
So simple?
Su Tang was a little surprised. If she remembered correctly, the original owner was ranked last. She tentatively consulted the melon-eating system.
"Oh, that's quite generous, huh? So Su Tang's original fan value was 0?"
[Wrong, Su Tang's original fan value is -87800.]
"What?"
[They are all haters.]
Su Tang really didn't want to laugh, he really couldn't help it,
Wow, I’ve never seen any new artist who has negative fans before their debut.
She just came back to her senses and saw Tang Shiyi looking at him angrily.
"Su Tang, you've gone too far. You've caused us so much trouble, and you've slandered Song Yi and thrown dirty water on him. You're a jinx. Anyone who gets along with you will be in big trouble."
Tang Shiyi had a sad face and brought all the conflicts to Su Tang.
She raised her eyebrows.
"Whether it's slander or not, we'll know once the medical team releases the results. Why are you so excited?"
"I just can't accept it. You're such a troublemaker, but you're still smiling like nothing happened. You must be doing this on purpose."
Su Tang touched the corner of his smiling lips and pursed his lips.
"So, I should cry?"
"Everyone, look at this. Is this heartless person qualified to practice here? He's like a plague god."
Many trainees looked at each other. This was the practice room of Class F. Everyone was ranked low, so one less person would mean one less competitor.
"Yes, Su Tang, why don't you find a place to practice by yourself,"
"Yes, Yuan Chiye will be here soon. He has a bad temper, so you'd better stay away from him."
Everyone in the practice room was ostracizing her and trying to isolate her.
She was thick-skinned and raised her eyebrows.
"Why should I find a place by myself? I don't dislike you. If you don't like it, you can leave."
The trainees gasped and looked at the arrogant Su Tang, forgetting to refute for a moment.
[Host, there's a new "eating melon" mission. Tang Shiyi has hidden a camera in his underwear to take real-time training photos and sell them to the media for profit.]
Su Tang subconsciously glanced at Tang Shiyi's crotch.
This is a closed training. The production team does not allow electronic products to enter the DreamWorks. Those who violate the rules seriously will be eliminated directly.
Hiding a camera in underwear, how to record it? Where did this trick come from?
The melon-eating system explains,
[He likes to slack off during practice. When he does, he sits on the floor and uses a camera to shoot from all angles. He not only sells these to the media, but he also takes private photos in his dorm room and sells them to his fans. Sometimes he even shoots some dirty laundry.]
Su Tang came back to his senses and looked at Tang Shiyi with disdain.
He makes money by using such despicable means, and is not afraid of being beaten up if discovered.
Tang Shiyi was blocking the door fiercely.
"Why are you so shameless? Don't you know what's good for you?"
She folded her arms across her chest.
"Tang Shiyi, can you please behave like a human being? I advise you to confess what you did."
Tang Shiyi looked at her with a ghostly expression.
"What are you talking about? Everyone is telling you to get out. Do you understand what people are saying? You're such a troublemaker."
Su Tang turned off the lights in the practice room with a click.
The filming studios are all closed containers, and the practice rooms built inside are all sealed. The practice rooms suddenly became dim.
Su Tang pointed at his crotch and said in a relaxed tone,
"Hey, Tang Shiyi, your butt can shine."
Tang Shiyi didn't expect Su Tang to use this trick. He lowered his head and saw that the light of the camera in his crotch was indeed flashing red.
He frantically held the direction of his trouser legs,
The camera was tied to the waistband of his pants with plastic wrap. He wore shorts during practice. He was causing trouble just now and turned on the camera, so there was a faint light, which is particularly conspicuous now.
Everyone stared at each other, and suddenly they understood.
The staff came up immediately with a metal detector in hand.
"Please, this trainee, cooperate with the inspection,"
Before the detector got close, it suddenly started making a "beep, beep" sound.
Tang Shiyi got nervous and the camera rolled to the ground with the plastic wrap.
"It's a misunderstanding, a pure misunderstanding. I can explain it."
Soon Tang Shiyi was taken to the next room, and the trainees were still in shock.
Someone whispered,
"That was a camera just now,"
"It should be,"
The live broadcast barrage is even crazier.
[Oh my god, did I see that right? The crotch assassin of a contemporary boy band?]
[Damn, it turns out that the boy group debuted with guns in the audition.]
[I suddenly remembered that some time ago, before the program was aired, some pirated websites broadcast the rankings of the first stage. So that's how it is.]
[No wonder, last time someone sold a photo of my brother changing clothes, I thought it was AI, but it turns out...]
[Last time, Chiye brother was smoking in the toilet. He was the one who broke the news.]
[So he was the one who filmed the video of my brother talking in his sleep last time? ]
[He was also the one who broke the news about my brother's quarrel with Jiang Hancheng last time? ]
[Your brother is so miserable, hahahaha. Yuan Chiye never dreamed that the person next to him is such a cancer and a disaster.]
[Our brother Jiang Hancheng is still the best. At least he's surrounded by normal people. As the saying goes, "A red flower becomes redder when it's near a red flower, and a black flower becomes blacker when it's near a black flower."]
[The production team, please be kind and have the trainees wear see-through crotch pants for training from now on.]
[I suggest you carefully check the brand of underwear. The bearing capacity is too poor. It can even fall off.]
Am I the only one who thinks Su Tang has some mystical powers? He passed on two teammates as soon as he came back. Haha, revenge, I guess.
【666】
The barrage is full of 666,
[Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for completing the "Eating Melon" mission. You will be rewarded with 1,000 fan points. Your current fan point is -85,800.]
Su Tang breathed a sigh of relief, and the melon-eating system spoke again.
[The host is awesome, I'll give you a bonus melon as a reward.]
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