Bunny Adventure
Meng Yu felt something was wrong, very wrong.
To be honest, of course he wanted to get close to the rabbit, and he was looking forward to letting the little guy open his heart to him...
But what is this sudden change of attitude now? ?
It's only been one night!
Although the little one had accepted him before, he never came close to him when he was sleeping, let alone licking his hand when he woke up.
The fingertips were wet, with a slightly itchy feeling in the heart. But compared to happiness, doubt was the dominant emotion in Meng Yu's heart.
What's wrong?
What is going on this again?
Bunny: Chirp?
The bunny obediently licked its human's hand as a gesture of friendliness, and was a little confused when he saw Meng Yu remained motionless and calm.
Why aren't you moving?
Obviously, I would be very happy if I licked it before!
Woo...is he angry?
As soon as Tutu came up with this idea, Meng Yu took action.
He rubbed the rabbit hard.
Forget it, why bother so much.
The moods of small animals are always changeable. If you don’t take this opportunity to pet them well, you don’t know when you will have the chance to do so again.
“Click, click.”
I was touched, happy!
The rabbit gnashed its teeth gently, accepted the human's vigorous touch without any resistance, and lay down obediently.
I hope the rabbit is not angry.
In the live broadcast room, the narrator spent the whole night organizing his words and finally spoke:
"After discovering that secret in the last instance, his thoughts gradually changed."
"Since the gods in our cognition are monsters, then who else is not a monster? Since he can come to this world and receive preferential treatment from monsters, maybe he is essentially one of them?"
“Maybe it’s self-deception.”
"But the only thing that is certain is that since he/she was drawn into this world, he/she is doomed to be unable to escape."
"If he wants to survive, he should just stay with the monster and not try to escape. He should integrate into this world as soon as possible."
Audience: ? ?
[Hmm? The stupid beauty was scared crazy? ? She actually said that she is also a monster? ? ]
[Fuck, the original work is so scary when you think about it! The stupid beauty is first involved in a strange and dangerous world, and the boss appears at the right time to save her. Then, when the stupid beauty starts to rely on the boss, a copy of the god turning into a monster suddenly appears to break the stupid beauty's psychological defense line, causing her to collapse and willingly stay in the infinite world... Tsk tsk, what a dark heart! ]
[Fuck, the original work actually has a dark and cruel plot! No wonder, how could the infinite flow BOSS really willingly fall in love with a stupid player! Even if he loves her, it is like loving a pet, of course, full of inhuman aggression. ]
[Wow, this is scary…]
[Ah, wait a minute! But it can’t be like this here, right? Let me think about it. According to the narrator’s reasoning…Rabbit didn’t think that the bipedal creature was transformed from a rabbit because he saw the bipedal creature taking off its mask yesterday?]
[…It sounds weird. But when I think about the intelligence of the stupid rabbit before, it feels like this.]
[Hahahaha is this true? She's suddenly cute again. As expected, everything about a bunny being a silly beauty makes sense hehe! ]
Next, Rabbit’s performance in the camera further confirmed the audience’s guess.
It's so obvious.
Originally, the rabbit only entertained itself in the dormitory, and occasionally approached humans to ask for play on a whim.
Now, it squats beside humans quite actively every day, and is not in a hurry to ask for play or touch, but learns human behavior from time to time.
for example--
When Meng Yu was typing away on the keyboard, Tutu, unlike before when he was hiding, squatted nearby and watched curiously.
When people stand up to get water, it quietly jumps onto the keyboard, uses its paws to imitate people pressing keys, and walks back and forth on the keyboard.
The bunny's ears stood up in curiosity and its nose kept moving.
The keyboard is a novelty to it.
This little block sinks and bounces back up!
Wow! So magical!
Go down! Go down!
Get up! Get up!
When Meng Yu came back after drinking some water, he found that his green chat box was filled with all kinds of confusing characters. He sent several long and ambiguous messages. His friend on the other side was confused and asked him if he had fainted.
Meng Yu: ...
Hiss, what’s going on?
The culprit had obediently jumped back to his original position before he came back. If Meng Yu had not vaguely seen a white shadow passing across the keyboard when he turned his head, he would have really thought he saw a ghost.
grumble?
Seeing humans looking at it, the rabbit's nose, which had been moving back and forth, gradually slowed down, and it seemed a little guilty.
Why watch it...
Have you been discovered?
Why are you still watching!
Meng Yu: ...
never mind.
He pretended not to see it, sat down, rubbed Bunny's head, and typed an explanation to his friend.
This matter is over.
Meng Yu originally thought that this was just the little guy's sudden exploration, just like when he lay beside his pillow in the morning, but he didn't expect that the rabbit seemed to be getting worse.
When he was doing his homework, Bunny would touch the pen;
When he plays games, Bunny will touch the tablet;
When he eats takeout, Bunny will come close to sniff it.
"...Wait, you can't eat this!"
Meng Yu, who almost let Maotuan take away the takeaway meatballs, was still frightened. He rubbed the rabbit's head vigorously, and was quite puzzled: "Strange, weren't you interested in it before? Why are you so curious now? You want to taste the meat too?"
Tutu looked innocent.
Because the rabbit now thinks you are a domestic rabbit!
As a rabbit at the end of its infancy, it is normal for it to be curious and want to learn from the older rabbits!
Unfortunately, Tutu cannot speak and express such thoughts, so he can only act silently.
grumble……
By the way, bipeds all communicate using very complex tones, right?
Being held in Meng Yu's arms helplessly, Tutu moved her three-petal mouth with a little anticipation.
It will definitely be able to do it when it grows up!
By then, you can have a good communication with the rabbits.
It's not making trouble, it's trying to grow!
broken.
This rabbit is imitating humans.
A few days later, Meng Yu finally realized this.
Before he could find a rabbit expert to ask whether the rabbit's behavior was normal, the accident happened.
Um……
The accuracy couldn't be considered a surprise, it just scared him and it was a false alarm.
The cause was that my roommate Zhuang Li received a large box of chocolates.
Of course there was nothing wrong with him just casually placing it on the table, as the rabbit would never take the initiative to come onto his table before.
But now the bold rabbit with inexplicable curiosity will.
When Zhuang Li noticed it, he discovered that two chocolates were missing from the table. The white ball was leaning against the shell, sniffing the new chocolate curiously. He was immediately scared to death.
"What are you doing! This is inedible!"
When Meng Yu, who was in class, learned about this, he immediately asked for leave and quickly sent the rabbit to a nearby pet clinic.
Bunny: Chirp?
The clueless rabbit was curiously spinning around in the cage, totally unaware that it had scared the two of them.
Why are you going out at this time?
Since it didn't go out in the morning, it thought it couldn't go out to play today?
Where are you taking it?
The narrator spoke slowly:
"The first experience after his change of mind was the hospital."
"This is a horrific hospital filled with evil experiments. You can hear the wailing of grief and anger everywhere, and the victims are full of resentment..."
"This is the most dreaded dungeon for missioners. Once you enter, no matter how capable you are, you will be suppressed by countless monsters and lose some of your most precious things..."
Audience: Phew.
[Hahahaha, this is the hospital everyone is looking forward to! ! ]
[As for the pet hospital... I seem to have guessed the scary parts. It is really scary for small animals hahaha!!]
[If Bunny is the silly beauty among the taskers, then other pets are also taskers? Well, so the most precious thing...]
[Gah! Gah!]
[Fuck, that's really scary! ]
"Please wait a moment."
"OK, thanks."
Meng Yu was anxious, while Tutu was confused.
Coming to a new place, the rabbit was very curious. Although it was not allowed out of the cage, it still pricked up its nose and sniffed around curiously.
grumble……?
The observant rabbit soon discovered the strangeness of this place.
Rabbit's well-developed sense of smell allows him to detect an indescribable strange odor in the air, even mixed with a faint smell of blood, which makes him nervous.
Its keen hearing allowed it to capture many wailing sounds. In its opinion, these were all predators that were much stronger than it, but here they were crying so miserably, and some were even choking with grief and anger. It didn't know what terrible things had happened to them.
As he guessed, the bunny started to feel uneasy and began to pace around in the cage.
"Ouch! Ouch!"
Just then, a big orange cat escaped from a closed door.
Its cry was miserable, and no one knew what it had been through.
Seeing humans queuing with their pets, it shouted to warn other animals, shouting at the top of its lungs:
"Meow! Awww!" Run! Everyone, run!
“Awooooooooooooo!!” This is hell!!
But Daju only had time to bark twice before he was skillfully captured by the human who suddenly appeared behind the door.
The two-legged beasts were at a loss whether to laugh or cry:
"The needle hasn't even been taken out yet, why are you so scared?"
"You're not brave enough. The master needs to practice more."
"Alright, alright, it's no use resisting, come back now!"
"Meow——"Run away——
The grief-stricken Daju only had time to yell once more before he was ruthlessly dragged back to the room.
Bang!
The door was closed.
All that's left are a group of pets that are starting to get agitated and their clueless owners.
The narrator puts it succinctly:
"The dungeon opens and kills people. It's terrifying."
【Hahahahahahahaha!!】
[Damn, I can imagine what the original story was like, but this is too funny now hahahahaha!!]
[Oh my god, the big orange one is crying so miserably, is it going to have its eggs cut? ]
[It was so funny. As soon as the door was closed, the little guys in the cage started to panic and scratch the door. It was so ridiculous. Hahaha.]
[This scene is so cute, hahahaha, a bunch of babies. ]
grumble!
The rabbit was also panicked.
Although it trusts its rabbit, it is still a little timid when facing other two-legged animals.
Woohoo…
It nervously turned around in the cage. When it saw Meng Yu reaching into the cage to soothe it, it immediately took the initiative to rub and lick it, silently asking:
grumble……
You won't harm it, will you?
Is it safe here?
Can I trust you?
Although Meng Yu didn't understand Tutuan's thoughts, he knew how to comfort Tutu at this time, so he stroked Tutu and spoke softly to comfort him: "Just do a small check-up, it's okay, don't be afraid, this is for your own good."
But as he was talking, he also got a little angry: "...You are so naughty! You dare to eat chocolate?! How did you bite off the plastic on it? Are your teeth so sharp?"
Woo woo.
Bunny doesn’t know!
Tutu felt very innocent when he was scolded halfway through touching the thing.
It just jumped onto the table out of curiosity and accidentally dropped those two things under the floor. Why did you send it to this horrible place!
It doesn't steal food! It doesn't steal food, okay!
But the rabbit could not escape the fate of inspection after all.
Although Meng Yu received a call from Zhuang Li halfway through the queue and learned the truth that Tutu did not eat anything randomly, but since he was already there, and thinking that he had not had a proper checkup since he received Tutu, Meng Yu continued to queue.
Initially, because the rabbit seemed very timid, we were worried that it might suffer from stress if it went to a strange place rashly, so we just did a simple examination and observation to make sure the little guy was in good health.
Now that he was brave enough and had taken leave, the clinic here had a good reputation, so he might as well get checked out now.
Soon it was Meng Yu's turn.
So, the bunny was placed on the examination table.
Because the rabbit was a little timid, the whole process was as quiet as a chicken and let the doctor play with it obediently, just like a well-made rabbit doll.
Rabbits have a strong ability to endure pain. When their blood was being drawn, they did not struggle much. Instead, they lay down obediently and stared at Meng Yu with attachment.
"Oh, you're so good, baby."
Compared with the big and fierce orange rabbit mentioned above, this obedient bunny looks so cute no matter how you look at it.
The doctor who was doing the examination couldn't help but rub the rabbit, and after drawing its blood, he stuffed it with some hay to calm it down.
grumble?
Bunny moved his nose, smelled the aroma of the food, and started chewing subconsciously.
It doesn’t hurt, not that much… I can bear it.
There is also food, so delicious!
Touch, be touched...
Why should you be afraid of the cat? It’s not scary!
Full of doubts, Rabbit's brain was working rapidly until it thought of the relationship between bipeds and rabbits that it had analyzed before, and it suddenly understood.
It understands!
Sure enough! The two-legged beast is a big rabbit, so it is so gentle to it!
Poor little terrified creatures...but they aren't rabbits!
Wow, originally it was it that was afraid of them, but after the rabbit grew into a biped, it can scare them!
Yes! Isn't there a cat monster where it lives? So it's true! Rabbits can be very powerful!
The logic was clear, and it also contained a bit of Rabbit's longing for power as a weak animal at the bottom of society. Rabbit once again successfully convinced himself.
After realizing this, the rabbit suddenly felt at ease. Not only was it well behaved during the examination, but it also took the initiative to approach the doctor and ask to be touched while waiting for the results.
Awesome big rabbit, touch it!
It also wants to be that powerful!
"Wow, are you acting like a spoiled brat?"
The doctor was really surprised.
This was the first time she had seen such a well-behaved, proactive and bold rabbit.
"Did you pick it up in the wild? You really picked up a treasure." The doctor looked at the test results while chatting with Meng Yu. After seeing it clearly, his brows relaxed. "Yes, it's a very healthy baby. You just take care of it as usual. If you take good care of it, the little guy can accompany you for more than ten years."
Meng Yu's heart moved slightly: "Has it been more than ten years?"
The doctor carefully checked the list and said, "Yes, you always think rabbits have a short lifespan, right? But in fact, their average lifespan is 5 to 12 years, which is not short."
"Many people raise rabbits just for the sake of novelty. They are not familiar with the knowledge of raising rabbits and it is easy to kill the rabbits. That is why people think that rabbits have a short lifespan."
After confirming that everything was OK, she signed the form and handed it to Meng Yu with a smile: "Be sure to treat it well. This is the first time it has seen a rabbit like this. It must trust you very much, so it is so well behaved."
trust……
More than ten years of companionship...
Meng Yu took the order and promised solemnly: "I will."
Meng Yu learned more about rabbit breeding from the doctor during the chat. He was thinking about what kind of entertainment facilities to add for the little guy when he returned. When he went out, he happened to meet another rabbit breeder.
With the attitude of seeking advice, he took the initiative to talk to the rabbit farmer.
But the opponent's bunny seems to be in a bad situation now.
"The cat's cry just now scared it." The girl sighed and gently stroked the shivering little rabbit in the cage. She felt a little uncomfortable. "It is timid by nature. If it hadn't eaten something bad, I wouldn't have wanted to bring it here."
...This sounds familiar.
It seemed hopeless to obtain the scriptures, but in a friendly manner, Meng Yu put down the cage and gave her some advice on raising rabbits.
The girl listened carefully and happened to see the two rabbits on the chair sniffing each other through the cage. She felt something was wrong: "Oh no, they are too close!"
There won't be a fight, will there?!
But when I looked closer, I saw that the little rabbit was licking the other rabbit's cheek obediently, with a very friendly attitude, and even the nervous movements just now disappeared.
The two were suddenly confused.
The audience witnessed the whole process and expressed their feelings in the live broadcast room.
[The rabbit has a really good personality. It actually took the initiative to say hello to another rabbit. ]
[Cute! Two cute little bunnies! So soft~]
[Huh? It seems that the other baby rabbit has calmed down from the initial anxiety. Did the rabbit say anything? ]
[Huh? How can rabbits communicate with each other without making any noises? ]
[Of course they can, otherwise how can they live in groups in the wild? ]
The narrator opens his voice at the right time:
"It's actually nothing to be afraid of, he thought so naively after experiencing the monster's preference for tenderness."
"The monsters won't hurt us. They must be doing this for our own good. Why should we resist them?"
"Look at him, he finished the dungeon very calmly. Not only was he not hurt, but he was also loved by the monsters."
"After it was over, he saw his companions who were just as frightened and uneasy as before, so he approached them and comforted them."
[…Shit, the original work is really scary when you think about it carefully. The stupid beauty is completely ruined ()]
[No, no, it should just be the comparison between the stupid beauty and the other players who work so hard, this should also be a kind of fun point, um...]
[But when I took it out, it was so broken, it completely turned into a monster shape! ! ]
[Okay, okay, let’s not discuss the original work! ! Isn’t anyone curious about how the rabbit here comforts his companions? ]
[Using rabbit language that humans can't hear? Body language? What did they say specifically? ? ]
It’s actually very simple.
After deciding to comfort the rabbit opposite, the stupid rabbit told the strange rabbit all his epic reasoning in a short period of time.
The specific communication process is as follows:
Let me tell you a big secret, Bipeds are just grown-up rabbits!
——Ji? ? Really? I don’t believe it!
It’s true! I saw it with my own eyes!
——So...the two-legged creature that raised me is my mother?
Yes! Otherwise, why would bipeds feed us and comb our fur?
——Wow, yeah! That makes sense!
The two idiots communicated with each other without any obstacles and actually came to a conclusion.
All of a sudden, the little rabbit was no longer nervous.
It was full of anticipation and no longer had any resistance when looking at the door in front of it.
because--
The eldest brother said that if you are good, you will have grass to eat soon!
It can do it! It's super well behaved!
“…That’s weird.”
After separating the two rabbits, the girl looked at her own rabbits, who were so unusually well-behaved, and felt confused.
She thought that her little baby would be scared by the other rabbits, but now she saw that the rabbit on the other side comforted her little baby instead, and her little baby was even a little reluctant to leave.
hiss……
Weird, very weird.
After the examination and the prescription medicine were completed, she became even more dazed and even began to doubt her life.
Wait a minute? ?
Who was that cute bunny just now? ?
Where is the devilish energy at home? ?
I even got compliments from the doctor, how amazing...
"What was the result?"
Because the rabbit disturbed other rabbits and was worried that it would affect the other party's examination results, Meng Yu waited outside for a while, just to make sure that the other party was not disturbed.
Now seeing the girl's dazed look, his heart sank: "Is there a problem?"
“So good…”
"Um?"
"Why is it so well behaved today? It's strange."
Coming back to her senses from her trance, the girl looked at the bunny opposite her as if she had seen a savior. She held Meng Yu's hand earnestly and pleaded in a resounding voice:
"Handsome guy, how do you raise rabbits? Can you teach me?"
Meng Yu: ...
Ah this.
He doesn’t know either!
He was in a delicate mood, and was hesitant to speak. In the end, he just looked at the fur ball in the cage looking around, and said half helplessly and half dotingly: "It is very special in itself, I just raise it normally."
The audience agreed.
[It’s not my brother’s fault, it’s just that Tutu’s train of thought is really hard to understand ()]
[If it weren't for the original work with narration to help sort out the logic, I really wouldn't understand what was going on in Tutu's head. ]
[I guess there's one more stupid bunny in the world who believes he'll become a biped when he grows up...]
[Ahh, so cute! This rabbit will definitely believe that I am its real mother, right? Just thinking about it makes me happy! ]
[Hahahaha this is so cute, I like little idiots like this! ]
Not long after returning from the clinic, Meng Yu received a call from home.
"Brother! Is Bunny okay at your place?"
As soon as the call was connected, I heard my sister's loud voice, filled with excitement.
"I'm making progress! Can you bring the bunny back?"
"Please~"
Do you want to see more of Tutu's adventures in other places? Or any other favorite memes? If not, the next chapter will probably be the end~
I will post the sequel world, foxes and cats in the comments before 9pm. I can’t post them outside now... I’ll still choose the same way as before.
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