The Fat Little Prodigal
Narrator:
"When the three found the prodigal, he was already indulging in the gentle embrace of the icy beauty, unable to extricate himself. There was no trace of nostalgia for them in his eyes."
In the camera, the fat little bird, which was deeply grasped by the strong inner force of the woman in black, was jumping on her body with great satisfaction, and its soft and thin chirping sounds never stopped. If it hadn't sensed someone coming, the whole bird would still be spread out like a pancake on the woman's chest and humming.
As for the expression in his eyes...his small eyes were curved into tiny slits, and he indeed didn't look very nostalgic.
The three people were filled with worry: …
The audience laughed their ass off.
[Hahahaha, this is Shura Field, right! ]
[It's so funny, Jubao is so easy to fool. Although I don't have inner strength, I have a heater! Can I also kidnap a bird? ]
[The expressions on everyone's faces made me laugh to death. Didn't expect that? Feichu has already found a new home! ]
[By the way, this cool sister must be the sister I met in Qijue Pavilion before! Although she looks cold, she is really patient and gentle to Feichu. She even pays attention to whether the hair at the base of Feichu's tail is dry~]
Ye Shuyu also recognized the face of the woman in black. She was the big shot who took on all the assassination and revenge missions that day.
To prevent any accidents, she took a step forward and blocked the weak young lady unnoticeably.
It's over, she thought.
If the other party likes Que'er, then she won't be able to snatch her away at all. She might even have to run away with Miss Lu in her arms to avoid getting hurt!
The scene was deadlocked for a moment, the three were still watching and didn't know what to say, the woman in black just ignored them and gently rubbed Que'er's bulging chest. Seeing that the little bird was not afraid of her and was even acting coquettishly, her usually cold eyes rarely showed a bit of tenderness.
Narrator:
"No one has ever dared to relax and act like a spoiled child in front of her like this, the number one killer thought, with a rare tenderness in his heart."
"When they first met, he was with another woman. She liked him at first sight, but she didn't want to steal someone else's favor."
"But now, she found him who looked a little embarrassed and pitiful because he was alone."
"Since you used her inner strength to keep warm, took the initiative to approach her, and had physical contact with her, then she is hers from now on."
[Hahahaha, cool sister is really cool, the original work is at the level of GB ()]
[I wonder why the powerful sister always has that weird feeling of saving men, and gets moved when being touched... But if it's a bird, it makes sense! Who can resist a furry little ball rubbing against your palm and acting coquettish? ! ]
[I guess Sister Cool is the kind of person who likes small animals very much. She must be very happy to suddenly meet her beloved bird. Hehe. ]
After silently watching the intimate interaction between the two for a long time, Ye Shuyu finally couldn't hold it in and said, "That..."
The woman in black raised her eyes slightly.
Ye Shuyu bravely asked: "Maybe the bird in your hand is our bird?"
Woman in black: "Mine."
Ye Shuyu argued, "Really, really, it even has a name. I picked it myself. Rice Cake? Rice Cake?? Rice Cake, turn around and look at me!"
"Chirp~"
Feiqiu turned around proudly and buried his head in the neck of the woman in black, leaving only a trembling long black tail exposed.
The woman in black had a hint of smile in her eyes. She tapped the little bird's back with her finger, then raised her head and said, "It doesn't recognize you."
Ye Shuyu choked up: "We had a little quarrel with it, so it flew away. A gentleman does not take away what others like. You see..."
Woman in black: "I am not a gentleman."
Ye Shuyu: ...
She glanced at the two people next to her: You guys should at least try your best!
Taoist Qing Heng received this look, took a step forward, and said seriously: "Young lady, are you really not going to return the psychic?"
The black-clothed woman's eyes rarely showed any signs of fluctuation, but she repeated, "Psychic? Rice Cake?"
She touched Feichu's head and said, "I'll give you a normal name later."
The fur ball at the neck: “Huu ...
Taoist Qing Heng took out the disc that he kept close to him, and with a serious expression, he confirmed again: "Miss, are you really not going to return it?"
Ye Shuyu looked expectant: Is this third-rate Taoist finally going to show off his skills? !
The woman in black raised her eyes coldly: "So what?"
Just when everyone thought that Taoist Qing Heng was about to explode, he changed sides very naturally: "No matter what, please let me follow you, young lady. Just let me observe the bird's every move every day."
Everyone: …
Audience: …
[You kid, you kid!!]
[Hahahahaha, the heroine's eyes look like she wants to kill someone, goose goose goose! ]
[No wonder the female knight always says that the Taoist priest is unreliable. This ability to bend and stretch is really amazing. ]
[The cool sister was also speechless hahaha, the Taoist priest really loves Feichu hahaha. ]
"Um, cough cough..."
Just when Ye Shuyu felt that there was no hope of catching the bird, Lu Qinghe behind him suddenly started coughing.
It was as if she had been holding it in for a long time and finally couldn't hold it back anymore. When she turned around, she saw the delicate and weak young lady hunching her back, looking as if she was about to cough out all her internal organs.
Fatty:!
The little bird, who had been heartlessly lying on the black-clad woman and acting coquettishly, suddenly stood up and looked in the direction of Lu Qinghe, and his eyes widened again.
Narration Probe:
"Although he pretended to be indifferent in order to punish the two girls for their previous substitute attempts, in the final analysis, the prodigal still has them in his heart."
"As soon as he saw that the young lady seemed to be in trouble, he couldn't help but worry and even wanted to get away from the gentle embrace of the cold-faced killer."
[Woo-woo-choo baby, okay, you're not angry anymore? 】
[Wow! The little bird is really worried! I saw its wings move! ]
[Sister Killer's expression seems a little strange, is she angry? 】
"Chirp? Chirp?"
The fat bird stood on the shoulder of the woman in black, stretching its little head as far as possible, but still could not see what was happening to the young lady who was being taken care of by the two men. It could only hear some painful sounds from the other party, and was so anxious that it could not stop chirping with concern.
After waiting for a few seconds, it pecked the person below as a farewell, then flapped its wings and flew a few meters away.
To the audience's surprise, the woman in black did not stop it. She just lowered her eyes and murmured in an ambiguous tone: "To my surprise, we meet here..."
She just left after saying this.
The audience was confused and hadn't figured out who this cool sister was talking to. Then they saw Lu Qinghe, who was still coughing, suddenly got better in the next second. He held Ye Shuyu's hand and tried his best to regulate his breathing.
“Chirp, chirp!”
The fat bird rubbed her gently on her shoulder, not showing any disdain for the young lady who was soaked in cold sweat. He pecked the girl's messy temples soothingly, as if he was combing the feathers of a wet companion.
Narrator:
"After the assassin left, the young lady's condition improved. The prodigal realized that this must be a scene of jealousy between close friends."
"But he didn't blame the young lady. He just felt pity and love for her. Thinking that the noble young lady, who had always been weak, was willing to do so much for him, he must have loved her terribly."
"It's a pity that the fleeting romance just now may not be able to continue..."
[yue! ! Damn it, the narration is getting more and more outrageous! ]
[How could the young lady be pretending? I'm sweating coldly. She has never lied to anyone before! ! ]
[In the original work, the prodigal son comforts one and thinks about the other, bah! ]
[Calm down in the beginning, the original story and this story are totally different. Jiubao really cares about the eldest lady, and Jiujiu wouldn't think about that kind of dirty things, he would just feel a little sorry that the powerful heater is gone. ]
[Hahahahahahahaha I am dying of laughter, powerful heater, thanks to the front, I can happily breathe again~]
Ye Shuyu traced Lu Qinghe's back with lingering fear, and asked with concern: "What happened just now? Why did you suddenly get sick?"
Long before the initial journey began, the frail eldest daughter had given early warning. She had been weak since childhood and often had palpitations without warning, and her throat would also swell and itch, as if something was trying to climb out.
According to her previous experience, the only way to relieve this pain is to cut the wrist and bleed.
Lu Qinghe had been in good condition along the way, but he suddenly fell ill unexpectedly.
Just now, Ye Shuyu had gritted his teeth and thought about making a small cut to try it out first. Fortunately, Lu Qinghe's pain subsided on his own.
"Nothing..." Lu Qinghe spoke weakly, closing his eyes uncontrollably, "I'll just take a rest for a while."
Ye Shuyu turned around and looked at Taoist Qing Heng: "Didn't we calculate that nothing will happen today?!"
Taoist Qingheng: "...something unexpected must have happened."
The things he predicts will not change unless he or a psychic intervenes.
So he only told fortunes along the way, did not take the initiative to consult on events, did not express any opinions, and minimized his influence.
This incident... must be the influence of the psychic, right?
He stared at the fat guy on Lu Qinghe's shoulder.
A white hand slapped his gaze back. Ye Shuyu settled all the old and new grudges and said in a bad tone: "Humph, you still want to push the sin onto Mi Gao? I haven't blamed you for trying to please that person just now! Stay away!"
Taoist Priest Qingheng: ...
He silently withdrew his gaze, walked to the side and squatted guiltily, staring at the swaying water plants at the bottom of the river in a daze, skillfully reducing his presence.
She helped Lu Qinghe to rest under a tree, and busied herself with wiping the sweat off her face and drying her clothes. Finally, the eldest lady's face lost its paleness and became slightly rosy.
And now, it’s time to comfort the little bird that just ran away in anger.
Although the cat seems to have calmed down now, she may get angry again someday and will need comfort.
Ye Shuyu thought that she really had raised a great ancestor as she carefully took out the sparrow cake and waved it in front of the fur ball that was carefully combing the human's temples.
Fatty:!
Fatty: “Chuck!”
The originally well-behaved little bird suddenly puffed up again, pecking at her fingers angrily and mercilessly, with its wings slightly spread, as if it wanted to fly away again.
"No, no, no, I'm here to apologize." Ye Shuyu said with a wry smile, and placed the fake fat bird in the palm of his hand. When the bird poked its head out to look at him in confusion, he directly poke the fake fat bird flat.
Fatty: ! !
It looked around in shock, left and right, staring in disbelief at the finger that had pricked its "companion". It didn't know what it was thinking, and suddenly it let out a cry of fear and flapped its wings to fly away.
"No, no, no! You misunderstood!" Ye Shuyu quickly clamped the two claws of the little bird, and saw the little bird struggling in fear in her hands. Its face was flapped several times by the little wings. Although it didn't hurt, it was itchy. She could only explain helplessly, "This is not one of your kind, it's just a pastry. What are you afraid of?"
Feichu struggled in disbelief.
Ye Shuyu: "You have honey in your stomach? You only eat plants and insects, where is the space for these?"
Fatty folded his wings.
Ye Shuyu: "It can't bark, and it can't fly. It's a dead thing. It can't be compared with you."
Fatty seemed to be thinking about something.
Seeing that the soothing was effective, Ye Shuyu increased her strength and began to stroke its fur. She knew very well what the little guy liked to hear: "Look, you like Liu Su Sui Sui because she is pretty, right? We made this cake and touched it because we like you the most. We like it because it looks a bit like you. You are the cutest bird, right?"
Fatty puffed out his chest.
Lu Qinghe, who was originally very weak, was amused by the singing and chirping of the people, and said softly: "Well, but in the end it's our fault. How about I go back and walk around with you? You must be tired of seeing Sui Sui recently, right?"
Ye Shuyu loosened her hand, and this time the bird did not fly away. Instead, it naturally landed on her shoulder, pecked at her earrings, and chirped as if urging her to do so: "Chirp~"
Be coaxed.
Narration Probe:
"Although I don't blame the young lady, the prodigal son still cares about the heroine's behavior."
"It's okay for him to have multiple soulmates, but he won't allow his soulmates to have other people, and it's not okay to try to make him jealous."
"The heroine could only repent for her actions, silently endured the punishment from the prodigal, and even promised to compensate him with precious treasures."
[Hahahaha, the contrast is really great. All those scumbag plots that raise people's blood pressure have turned into cute little birds showing off.]
[Jiubao's domineering declaration: Jiujiu can have multiple branches, but the branches cannot have other Jius! 】
[Huh, you just rely on your cuteness, right! ...Um, can I join? ]
[Does that punishment mean being slapped in the face by the little fat chick's wings? Hehe, I want to be slapped too. I feel like the little fat chick's wings are also soft hehe...]
[When I think about the precious treasures that are actually just a few hairpin tassels from a street stall, I laugh. Jiubao is really easy to please. 】
[Luckily it was a little fat cat. If it was a cat, it would have taken at least ten dried fish to appease it~]
[Cat? That prodigal son's beating might really hurt a little bit ()]
A lot of things happened today. After helping Xiaoniao pick out the accessories, the three of them returned to the inn early to rest.
"I was really shocked when he suddenly fell ill today." Ye Shuyu was still frightened and couldn't help asking, "Is there really no sign at all? Don't the doctors know the reason?"
"Chirp~" This is the sound of the fat little bird playing with its new ears.
Lu Qinghe shook his head: "It has been like this since I can remember, but my family is always around. This is my first time working outside."
"Huh!" This is the sound of the little fat bird happily eating.
"I can't do the bloodletting method. It's creepy just to hear it. Fortunately, it didn't come to that!" Ye Shuyu pulled Taoist Qing Heng over from the corner and said, "Tell me clearly, is it appropriate to go out tomorrow?"
"Chirp." This is the sound of the fat little bird hanging upside down on the windowsill.
Taoist Qing Heng was a little impatient when he was interrupted halfway through observing the psychic: "If there is nothing unusual, it's fine."
Ye Shuyu was not convinced: "Tell the divination again, don't make the same mistake as today."
"The result of divination will not change even if you repeat it a hundred times. If you insist on me interfering too much, then the result will be wrong."
"…If you don't believe me, try again! Let me see if I can understand it."
"This is my sect's secret technique, how could you possibly learn it!"
"Give it a try."
The sounds in the room gradually faded away, and Feiqiu was attracted by the scenery outside the window again and started looking for insects to eat outside the inn.
Perhaps the "hunting in the snow" in the pastry shop aroused the bird's instinct. It hopped around on the empty ground and pecked at the air like a chick. Although it didn't get anything to eat, it did not hinder the little guy's happiness.
After all, it had eaten before coming out and is just playing now.
[So cute, so cute, so cute! ]
[Who knows? When the little fat bird's tail is raised, I really want to grab its tail and pick it up, a soft little dumpling hehe. ]
[Alas, but that cool sister turned out to be just a fleeting romance like that Miss Li Er? I thought she could join the protagonist group...]
[Yeah, he's already the best killer, so fashionable, it would be a shame if he didn't join the team! ]
【Jiubao lost its high-power heater! 】
[…Hey, look! There seems to be hope!]
"Chiu~?"
The little sparrow was pecking at the food happily, but as soon as it lowered its head, a pile of expensive bird food suddenly appeared on the open space in front of it.
Feichu was stunned.
It jumped around the pile of food, still in disbelief, and pecked at it tentatively. When it confirmed that it was really edible, the bird suddenly became excited.
"eat."
A familiar voice came from above. Feichu tilted his head and felt warm, slender fingers gently brush across his head.
——The woman in black who had just left the river appeared again, fed it, and touched it.
The narrator poked his head in, speaking succinctly:
"The prodigal son eats secretly."
【……Hahaha. 】
[Physics cheating, goose goose goose! ]
[Does Cool Sister think that the Heroines don’t give Fatty any food…]
【Hahahaha, what a beautiful misunderstanding. 】
Feichu remembered this super, super warm human and did not resist her touch. He also happily pecked at her wishes.
But after all, he had just eaten in the inn room, so the fat bird only tasted a little of this extra meal. When he heard the familiar call from the second floor, he hesitated and looked at the woman in black.
Woman in black: "Let's go."
She nodded slightly, and disappeared before the bird did, letting the fat bird, which had eaten its fill, slowly fly back to the room on the second floor.
"Rice cake! Rice cake! Oh, Rice cake, you're still here..." Ye Shuyu breathed a sigh of relief, and was a little confused when he saw the remaining yellowish grains on the bird's short beak, "What are you eating? I remember that I didn't pick this kind of bird food."
Fatty is obedient: "Chirp~"
Lu Qinghe guessed: "Maybe Mi Gao found something to eat by himself. Maybe he wasn't full just now?"
Fatty Chu was puzzled: "Chuchu?"
So Feichu was held down and fed by several people again.
"Chiu..."
The little bird was so weak that it could hardly fly anymore and could only move its paws slowly on the ground. It couldn’t even play with its beloved Sui Sui.
[Hahahaha, this is the price of cheating! ]
[It's so funny, you really eat when I feed you, Jubao, why are you so stupid? ]
[I guess the original work must be the kind of plot where the scumbag is very lucky in love...but the little bird here is really pitiful hahaha, it just went out for a sneaky meal (innocent bean eyes.jpg)]
A few days later.
The three of them felt that something was wrong with Feichu these days, something very wrong.
The daily food intake is very small, so little that it is abnormal.
Although the bird often flies out to find food, it is almost winter now. Where can it get so many plant seeds and insects to eat?
They suspected someone was secretly feeding the birds outside, but had no evidence.
Ye Shuyu tried to ask the Taoist priest to tell his fortune, but was told that the psychic could not figure it out.
They tried to follow the bird out to find someone, but it was obvious that the person was more powerful than them. Once they followed the bird, the person would disappear and the bird would eat normally that day.
This made them even more convinced that someone was feeding them secretly.
It was clearly a team of three, but there was inexplicably a hidden fourth person, which made people feel uneasy just thinking about it.
After failing to find someone again, Ye Shuyu said helplessly: "With such high martial arts ability, why not do something else to feed other people's birds! Mi Gao has been flying out every day these days, I don't know where his mind is! He even knows to get rid of me before he can steal the food!"
She held her forehead and said to Lu Qinghe, "I'm beginning to believe that those free-spirited bigwigs in the storybooks really exist. Didn't we just run into one?"
Lu Qinghe suppressed his laughter: "Pfft..."
Ye Shuyu put her hands on her hips, looked at the tall tower in the distance outside the window, and raised her chin: "But I found a chance to get rid of that man!"
"Hehe, it depends on that mechanical tower!"
Today is Bushi
Oh, by the way, the narrator is very happy that someone supports it, so this chapter has been overtime ()
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