Fox in the Forest
“Woo——”
The red fox was actually also feeling angry.
Look, it was sleeping soundly in its cave, when suddenly a large group of people broke in, making a very loud noise.
It was so frightened that it ran away and hid without even getting enough sleep. When it finally recovered and looked back, it saw that its house had been taken away by the group of people with stones.
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Why?
That’s too much!
As for the fact that this courtyard itself has an owner...
What could the little fox know!
It only knew that it had slept on this rockery for two months, and there were scent marks left by it everywhere. It had long been its nest, without a doubt.
And now, its home is gone.
The fox was so angry that even though there were seven or eight strong men in the yard, he couldn't help but roared at them a few times to show his dissatisfaction.
But the next second, those people bent over and bared their teeth at the same time, which scared the fox. It thought it was their preparatory posture for attack, so it turned around and ran away.
A lack of patience will ruin great plans.
The aggrieved red fox found an excuse for himself and moved to a new home overnight.
When it was falling asleep in its new home, it scratched the stone several times in anger and was so angry that it couldn't even sleep well.
Sooner or later, it will take revenge.
The vengeful little fox thought so.
Nothing happened on the first night the fox left.
The audience could see clearly that the little fox was busy looking for a new home last night and didn't eat much, so he was so hungry tonight that he ran to the cloth shop to find food.
But no one in the prince’s mansion knows this.
They were on high alert and even recalled some of the guards guarding outside. All of them stayed in the palace to prevent yesterday's incident from happening again.
As a result, not a single fox hair was seen.
Instead, the occasional disturbance made them suspicious for a long time, and they spent the whole night fighting wits and courage with the air.
Although there was no stomach discomfort that night, everyone's condition was even worse the next day.
Little Prince: ...
Tsk.
What do they do?
They didn't even catch the fox fur, but they were all seriously injured? ?
"Forget it, you guys adjust your status first." He was speechless for a long time, and finally waved his hand, telling the pale-faced guards to go and rest. "As for the fox... don't ambush it for now, just take turns to rest as usual, there's no rush."
The guards thanked him profusely and left.
Having nothing to do for the time being, the young prince accepted the invitation of the servant at the door and went to an appointment with a certain official.
I guess it's some kind of soft and hard talk to get him to give up catching foxes?
The young prince thought about it with disdain.
Come on.
But he won't give up easily.
The official did think so, but before he could open his mouth, there was a commotion outside -
"My Lord, my Lord, help me..."
Everyone frowned, knowing that something unexpected had happened.
In order not to affect the rare opportunity for the young prince to go out, the county magistrate was about to send the man away first, but the young prince next to him waved his hand and asked him to let the man in, and said with interest:
"Let him in!"
"I want to see what else can happen under my nose."
The county magistrate had no choice but to release the person.
When we met, he was a thin and tired looking young man.
"Oh! It's him!"
A minor official said something subconsciously, and then was stared at by the little prince: "Hmm? Do you know him? Is there any story? Tell me."
"Well……"
You told us not to talk about foxes before...
Hiss, should I talk about it now or not?
Considering what the young prince said yesterday, the officer hesitated for a moment.
It was this moment of hesitation that made the smile on the young prince's face fade slightly. He turned his head to look at the county magistrate beside him and said meaningfully: "Surely, there is nothing that this prince cannot hear, right?"
"No, no." The county magistrate hastily denied it. To prove his innocence, he hurriedly urged the official, "Just tell me, there is nothing that King Ning doesn't want to know."
"oh oh."
After receiving the assurance, the official spoke without any psychological burden: "This person is the beneficiary of the fox fairy's child delivery."
Little Prince: ...
His expression instantly turned dull.
Tsk.
The real purpose is revealed.
I thought he was an innocent commoner, but it turned out to be someone related to foxes.
This old county magistrate is really an expert. He knows that he is too lazy to listen to the fox stories they tell, so he comes here to perform one for him on the spot. It's really...tsk.
"Oh? Is that a coincidence?"
The county magistrate's eyes lit up.
His original plan was still the same old thing, to take the little prince to visit the place where the fox appeared more often. Even if he couldn't convince this ancestor, at least his sincerity in advising was there. Even if something happened to the little prince, he would probably bear less guilt if he was held accountable.
Now, the young prince is interested in this person, and this person happens to be related to foxes——
This is not a coincidence!
"What do you want?"
After realizing this, the county magistrate suddenly became much more amiable and asked the people kneeling below with a smile.
The young man looked in very bad condition.
He raised his head, and spoke with tears in his eyes as if he was suppressing something: "I, I hope the county magistrate can help me plead with the fox fairy. I... Ugh!"
Under the gaze of everyone, the young man suddenly covered his mouth and began to retch violently.
Everyone:?
Feeling unwell?
Eat the wrong thing?
But what happened next, as the man narrated in bits and pieces, made everyone drop their jaws in shock.
The fox first visited their yard a month ago.
After hearing about Sister Huaer's story, the young man quickly took his wife to see a doctor and confirmed that she was pregnant.
This is great news for their family.
The young man went out to work every day, and tried his best to take care of his wife when he came back. Although he was tired and hungry, he felt very satisfied every time he saw his wife's smile.
Soon, the turning point came -
Perhaps it was the pressure of supporting his family, or perhaps he cared too much about his wife, but when the fox visited his yard for the second time and appeared near his wife, the young man mistook it for a wild dog and subconsciously threw a stone at it.
The fox was not actually hit.
But it still turned around, stared at the young man coldly with its narrow eyes for a long time, and finally let out a short and ambiguous laugh and slipped away.
The young man suddenly felt panic-stricken.
Nothing happened the next day, and he thought the fox had no intention of taking revenge on him, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
But apparently, he relaxed too early.
A few days later, he found that he began to vomit frequently, had a poor appetite, his abdomen was slightly bulging, and even his chest was...
Just like his wife.
Coincidentally, during this period, his wife's pregnancy symptoms eased a lot, and when the two of them stayed in the room together, it was hard to tell who was pregnant.
Was the child transferred to him?
Then can the child, his wife, and him survive?
"I beg you, Master Fox Fairy, to retract your magical powers." The young man choked up, "Even if you can only attack me, please don't make fun of my wife and children..."
Everyone: ...
After listening to the young man's difficult narration while vomiting, the scene suddenly fell into deathly silence.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!!
Even the young prince, who thought that this was an elaborate plot by the county magistrate, could not accept this explosive development, and his hand holding the teacup trembled slightly.
no? ?
This is too scary...
The damn old county magistrate actually came up with such a vicious plan to intimidate him? ?
"Doctor, call the doctor over!!"
After being stunned for a long time, the young prince spoke in a stern voice: "I want to see what's going on. Can this fox really go against common sense?!"
"You! If you tell even one lie today, you're done!"
After a pause, the young prince glanced at the old county magistrate and added with gritted teeth: "Also, if there is a mastermind behind this, he can't protect you, and he will be finished."
"vomit!"
After these words were spoken, the man, who was already under a lot of pressure, became even more nervous. He couldn't help but dry-heaved again.
Ah, the horror.
All the men in the audience shifted their gazes.
Witnessing this scene, the live broadcast room was plunged into a sea of joy.
Narrator:
"I never expected that the family he had just met by chance would lay a solid foundation for his revenge later on."
"After all, what that person imagined was indeed quite outrageous and had a great impact on these people..."
"However, this is still a physiological reaction of the human body and has nothing to do with him."
"At most, he or she has created a little bit of pressure catalyst."
"Ahem, it's just a trivial job."
The audience laughed their ass off.
[Hahahaha help me what kind of plot is this!!]
[Fuck, is this true? How come this person's belly is getting bigger? And her breasts... Damn, are you serious? Isn't she just vomiting?]
[For scientific knowledge, this is pseudo-pregnancy syndrome, also known as male false pregnancy. It's not just vomiting ~ many symptoms will simulate those of a real pregnant woman ~]
[In fact, this husband cares about his wife more. He works hard to support his family and has an irregular diet. He is also under great pressure because of accidentally hurting the fox, so this symptom appears... It is actually very reasonable, but now it happened in ancient times, it will definitely shock them a little ()]
[My little prince, keep going wild. Your hands were shaking just now. Are you scared now? ]
The doctor who was invited was amazed.
I've only heard of women faking pregnancy, but this is the first time I've seen a man faking pregnancy.
Judging from the pulse alone, it is indeed normal.
However, all the physiological characteristics are exactly the same as those of a pregnant woman. Not only do she have pregnancy reactions such as morning sickness, morning sleepiness, and fatigue, but even her abdomen and chest are slightly bulging.
How is this done? ?
Even if this person was pretending, his body's reaction couldn't be hidden from others!
The doctor twirled his beard and marveled.
Could it be that after October, I can really see a boy giving birth?
After hearing this, the young man completely collapsed:
"It's my fault, it's my fault. I shouldn't have been disrespectful to Master Fox!"
"I hope that Master Fox Fairy will be magnanimous and forgive me... Ugh!"
"I will definitely offer you food every day and prepare food for you...!!"
"Please, please let my family go... At least, at least let my wife give birth safely... Ugh!"
Although this person was making noise in the hall, which was very against the rules, no one stepped forward to stop him.
Because everyone in the hall, although seemingly calm and dignified, was actually so panicked that they had no time to consider etiquette.
They were immersed in the incredible scenes they had just seen during the doctor's examination.
Oh my God, is this true?
But the inspections were all done, and they had looked at everything...
So it really is possible.
Master Fox Fairy, the scale of your gift of a child is really too big! !
Finally, the young prince, who had been silent for a long time, recovered first. He pulled the corners of his mouth stiffly and said with gritted teeth: "Don't worry, I will seek justice for you."
"As long as I catch that fox soon, your symptoms will surely be cured..."
"As for the situation at your home, I will send someone to take care of it, so you can rest assured."
"As for now...you, go back first."
Although the problem was not solved immediately, the prince at least guaranteed his wife's safety, which achieved the young man's goal, so he left with many thanks.
The people who were left in the government office fell into deathly silence again.
After a while, someone finally spoke tentatively:
"My Lord, how about..."
"No."
"Well, you saw it too. That gentleman is not someone you can easily mess with..."
"The King says no."
The young prince took a deep breath, refusing to admit defeat.
He just didn't believe that the fox could influence people to such an extent just by looking at it from a distance.
There must be something wrong with that person. He sent a doctor to watch him day and night. He didn't believe that he couldn't find the root of the problem.
Thinking of this, the young prince calmed down again.
My senior brother once said that everything has a traceable path, and that people who are suspicious of everything are mostly just scaring themselves.
Those involved are often confused, so let him, a bystander, see clearly.
The young man who had just scared a group of important figures into silence in the government office hurried back to his own small courtyard.
Looking again, I saw large and small packages at the entrance of the shabby courtyard, and my wife was standing there at a loss, not knowing what to do.
"My wife!"
He quickly stepped forward to protect his wife, then looked at the others in confusion: "Who are you...?"
The white-bearded doctor who went home with him said in a gentle voice, "The prince is concerned about your safety and has moved you to a safer place."
"Don't worry, I will always take care of you."
"Nothing will happen to the fetus or you and your spouse."
The young man was surprised and incredulous: "Is this all arranged by the prince?"
The young man thanked the master repeatedly together with his wife. He looked at the luggage that had been cleared out in large and small packages, and then at the carriage that was ready to pick them up. He felt very elated.
Originally, because his family was not well off and he was always worried about his wife's condition, he was frightened and took action when the fox visited for the second time.
Now, with the protection of the palace, he relaxed at once.
Even if he is gone, nothing will happen to his wife...
Good, he felt relieved.
All of a sudden, the heavy pressure that had been lingering in the young man's heart since his wife became pregnant dissipated.
The young man himself did not realize that he did not want to vomit since he got on the carriage.
It's late at night again.
The red fox is finally about to launch its revenge.
Foxes are intelligent creatures.
In its previous observations of human society, it had already vaguely discovered the hierarchical system of human society.
Every small human group has its leader.
Defeating the leader means that the entire group is nothing to be feared.
The leader of this group of outsiders is the male who is wearing the brightest clothes, and he must be marked as such.
“Ka-ka—”
After sharpening its claws on the tree, the fox narrowed its eyes and sneaked silently into the familiar yard, ready to take revenge.
It’s a coincidence that the entire mansion was previously surrounded by layers of guards, but now there are suddenly many fewer people.
However, although there are fewer people, the quality is higher.
They all look very energetic...it seems they had a good rest.
"Come on, everyone!"
"The prince told you to rest well during the day, so you have to work harder at night!"
"Even if we don't catch the fox, we must protect the prince!"
Gazing from afar, the group of guards in the backyard seemed to be full of energy.
The fox estimated and felt that he might not be able to get in.
hateful!
But the leader is right there!
It just wants to take revenge on him!
The fox was grinding its claws on the ground angrily, not knowing what it was thinking. Suddenly, an idea came to it, and it ran straight to the kitchen, where there was a faint smell of food but few guards.
Since we can't retaliate directly, then we can retaliate indirectly through food, right?
The little fox walked into the kitchen with a smile.
Humph!
Just eat up your house!
The prince's mansion was obviously much more luxurious than the previous wealthy Liu family. The fox was dazzled by the choice of food.
With the previous experience at Liu Mansion, the little fox was very cautious.
Fearing that there might be some high-quality fox repellent powder on the ground that it couldn't see, it jumped onto a beautiful platform and searched carefully among the high shelves.
Um?
In the narrow gap between the shelves, the fox tilted his head with difficulty, a little shocked.
This place is so secluded and there is no food? ?
After finally climbing up, it only saw a bunch of strange little sticks. It went up to sniff and although there was a slight smell of food, it was obviously not their original smell.
What's this?
You can’t eat it, so why treasure it so much?
It's placed so secretly, isn't this just trying to trick the fox?
It really didn't understand why humans took these things, so it curiously touched the two most gorgeous ones with its paws. The surface was uneven and the material was special, with a faint luster even in the dark.
But it’s really useless!
Beautiful trash!
The fox jumped down in disappointment, and searched on the shelves in the kitchen for a long time, and finally found a large piece of delicious meat.
It took it away without thinking.
No guilt at all.
This is what they deserve!
Unless, give it back its home!
It has already taken over the place, why block it? Return it to its home! !
The camera paused for a moment, focusing on the gorgeous chopsticks that the little fox had just touched. Suddenly, the audience's imaginations were blown away:
[Oh, so the little prince is going to have a stomachache too? ? ]
【What is coming will eventually come...】
[Precise strike hahaha, I didn’t touch the bowl or the pot, I just touched these chopsticks with carved patterns on them! ]
[The little fox just wanted to steal some food, who told you not to put your chopsticks properly (hands on hips)]
[Besides, the little fox's family is gone, so what's wrong with eating a piece of your meat? ]
[Hahahaha, the little prince who doesn't believe in evil is going to be tricked too? But there is a delay with the main force before, will they really put the blame on the little fox? ]
The answer is yes.
Because when the little fox went out, he was caught by the guards of the palace.
When the young prince heard the news, he woke up immediately, put on his coat, and walked out of the room to check.
At first glance, he made eye contact with the fox on the wall.
This was the first time he officially saw this legendary fox. Before that, he had only seen its red shadow.
When the young prince saw the red fox's appearance clearly, his eyes narrowed slightly.
The red fox under the moon has soft and shiny fur and a graceful and slender body.
That cunning and intelligent appearance is indeed unlike those ordinary foxes seen in hunting grounds.
...It really has the appearance that could be said to be that of a demon beast.
Soon, the young prince came back to his senses and raised his hand expressionlessly.
But so what?
Now, he was going to put an end to this guy who had deceived the entire city and caused panic among the people.
When the fox saw a group of guards chasing him, he immediately turned around and ran away, and the guards also hurried to chase him.
The young prince ignored the night wind and waited in the yard, awaiting good news from his subordinates.
but……
“Ouch—”
But the fox came back first.
It led all the guards away, then made a surprise attack from the main gate in broad daylight. Not only did it escape from everyone's sight, it even had enough time to use its tail to lightly sweep across the little prince's leg.
Little Prince:!
But that’s not all. When the fox jumped onto the wall and was about to leave, it suddenly turned around, looked accurately at the little prince, and smiled at him with its crooked eyes.
"Hahaha!"
There was a hidden meaning in the upward arc, and the short laughter that escaped from the throat sounded like the pleasure of a child who had succeeded in playing a prank.
What? ?
What does it do?
What is it laughing at?
All the attendants had such questions in their heads. Thinking of the fox that had just bumped into the young prince, they quickly surrounded the prince and asked with concern:
"My Lord, how do you feel?"
"My Lord, did the fox hurt you?"
"My Lord, would you like to ask a doctor to come over?"
The chaotic night is over and now it is the next day.
“Tsk.”
The little prince lost his appetite when he thought of what happened yesterday. He forced himself to eat a few bites, but he always felt that the food had a strange taste and could not eat it at all.
"My Lord! I told you not to anger that person..."
"Your Highness, are you alright? Has the doctor seen you?"
“Your Majesty…”
A group of officials heard that a fox had appeared in the prince's mansion last night, so they hurried over to ask about his well-being.
By the way, it is still the same earnest advice.
"Tsk! Shut up!"
"Of course I'm fine. I'm perfectly fine. That fox isn't as powerful as you guys claim."
"That's enough! I know my limits!"
The young prince gritted his teeth and retorted, still refusing to give in.
until--
Until the doctor who was sent to the young man's home came back with the good news as requested by his master yesterday.
He said that the man's symptoms had improved a lot, he no longer felt nauseous, his appetite had improved a lot, and his pregnancy symptoms had been alleviated a lot.
Just listening to him, it seems to be a good thing.
However, the next second after he finished speaking, the young prince on the main throne suddenly felt uncomfortable in his stomach and heaved.
Suddenly, the whole place was silent.
The officials looked at the retching little prince, then at the untouched food on his table, then thought of the fox's visit last night, and learned that the young man had inexplicably improved. An incredible guess came to their minds.
Finally, someone couldn't hold it in any longer and shouted heartbreakingly: "Go get a doctor!"
Little Prince:? ?
"The prince is pregnant too!!"
Little Prince: ! !
You fart!!
I don't! !
In the second round, the little prince was still defeated ()
In a world where everyone is being disillusioned, his sobriety alone seems so powerless
The little fox thought it was a prank: I trampled a lot of your flowers and even soiled your food!
The officials thought it was a prank: the fox fairy transferred the treatment of the young man's pregnancy to the young prince.
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