My Neighbor Totoro
The audience was confused and somewhat happy.
【Oh, it’s a cat! 】
[Taking the initiative to touch the porcelain, and showing the belly, the cat's moral education is very good. 】
[It's still a big beautiful calico cat, let auntie kiss it! ]
But at this moment, the narrator suddenly spoke:
"When a big star gets annoyed by a small assistant's mistake, Green Tea appears."
"Green tea has extraordinary beauty, but is a little selfish, wanting the whole world to revolve around it. Of course, these ugly thoughts are hidden under the other party's delicate appearance, and no one notices."
Audience: …
They were silent for a moment.
Looking at the cat lying down, they couldn't help but ask soul-searching questions:
[No, you call this the Green Tea Female Second? ? ]
[Green Tea Cat? ? What can a cat do wrong! ]
[That’s right, cats are so cute, is there anything wrong with wanting the world to revolve around them? No problem! Catgate! ]
[I was the one who insisted on favoring Concubine Cat alone, why don't you blame me? You should say Concubine Cat is a green tea! ]
[…Although, the protagonist here is the little assistant Shushu, you guys are a bunch of bad guys who are taking sides (annoyed)]
Guji?!
Mianmian, who had been limp in the hands of humans and had been playing sluggishly for the whole journey, became alert instantly after hearing the cat's meow, and his blunt round ears stood up.
Cats and mice are natural enemies.
Even though the word "cat" is in the name of the chinchilla, it is essentially still a mouse. As a creature at the bottom of the food chain, it is instinctively a little afraid of cats.
So, how come there is a cat here!
So scary!
At this time, Mianmian saw the cat with shining eyes on the ground. In an instant, its four paws moved in fear, and it quickly grasped the human's hand, trembling.
Narrator:
"Although the assistant didn't know Green Tea's actual personality, when they met for the first time, she was overly sensitive and could sense the malice and scheming behind Green Tea's cute appearance."
"No matter how weak she pretends to be, no matter how she looks like she doesn't take him seriously, the assistant always has the illusion that the green tea girl is actually staring at him with ill intentions."
The audience was dying of laughter.
【Hahahaha, the rat is trembling! 】
[Wow! It's the food chain! So this is why there is always a well-off green tea who targets the little white flower protagonist for no reason in this kind of article? I gradually understand everything! ]
[It's reasonable. It's too reasonable. 】
[It’s so funny, please don’t fight for me (pretend)]
Hiss, big rat.
Sooner or later I will eat you!
Seeing the coveted fur ball covering its face to avoid it, the cat withdrew its gaze from it and turned its attention back to the human.
It twisted its body on the ground, and its meow was so sweet that honey could be squeezed out of it.
"Meow~"
Look, I’m such a cute little cat, don’t you want to give me something to eat?
If it doesn't work, you can just drop the big rat in your hand.
Having seen countless people in the community, the kitten obviously understands his own charm.
It acted coquettishly with a trembling voice and hooked its furry paws at people. The white little bamboo was very tempting, making people want to pick it.
"Meow~"
Come on, have fun~
The narrator's tone is deep:
"When encountering a big star, the green tea girl becomes eager to conquer him, and acts in a very pretentious manner."
"Sometimes she pretends to be touched, sometimes she reveals her white wrists and feet, sometimes she whispers softly and acts coquettishly..."
"Everyone who sees this will say, good tea!"
【Wow! Good tea! 】
[Psycho, hahahaha, I am willing to endure this kind of green tea, let me do it! ]
[Help, fair wrists? ? Jade feet? ? My brain is going to shrink if I associate this with cats!!]
[Hahahaha, who can resist a green tea cat? ! ]
Rat can.
When Gu Chen was moved by the cat's continuous output and slowly squatted down to touch this cat that looked particularly cat-like, the ball of fur in his hand began to scream at the top of its voice:
“Chirp! Chirp!”
The voice was shrill, full of desire to survive.
Look, the child is so scared that he is crying like a bird.
"ah!"
Gu Chen woke up as if from a dream, and quickly stood up straight. He patted Totoro's head soothingly, feeling a little guilty: "I'm sorry, Mianmian, I forgot you were still here."
Meow meow meow?
The kitten, who was lying on the ground with half-closed eyes waiting for human to touch him and ask for food, raised his eyes in shock, with a hint of disbelief in his bright eyes.
No way, no way?
Is there really anyone who would reject a cute cat for a rat?
I think it’s still not clamped enough.
"Meow~"
The kitten moved its throat and changed its posture. It turned over to show its snow-white belly. At the same time, its long tail seemed to accidentally approach the human's feet, rubbing them gently from time to time.
Cats are very confident.
But the human beings it met today had hearts as hard as stones.
"Sorry, kitten."
He looked at the kitten in front of him with some struggle, and the thought of taking care of the chinchilla prevailed in the end. Gu Chen apologized softly: "Mianmian is afraid of you, I... I will find someone to feed you later, okay? Forget it today?"
He walked around the cat and continued walking.
“…Quack?!”
Originally, the kitten felt confident of winning and was waiting for humans to pet and feed it.
But when the cat realized that the boy quickened his pace and planned to leave after saying this, he was shocked.
What? !
I was rejected again? ?
“Ouch~”
This time, the Cat Claw didn't clamp well enough, revealing some of Ben Yin's roughness, but Maomao had no time to care too much. Seeing that the previous trick didn't work, he quickly caught up with Gu Chen, entangled at his feet, and rarely used his special move to rub his legs.
This is a killer move!
The cat tilted its head back, its eyes sparkling with unknown flames.
Surrender to it, human!
But what made it doubt its cat life was that the tightly covered human in front of it just helplessly touched the ball of fur in its hand again to comfort it, and then ruthlessly pulled away its calf that was scratched by the cat's claws, apologized again and hurried away.
"……Meow?"
The cat was extremely shocked.
Since it settled down in this community, no human has ever rejected it like this.
It even uses a combination of rubbing legs and scratching with cat claws!
This is not for casual use!
The kitten looked at the human's back as he ran away, and kept scratching the ground with its front paws, trying to hide its embarrassment and vent its anger.
This is a gift from cats!!
Just for a big rat, you dare to reject the cat! !
After standing under the street light for a long time, the cat felt an unprecedented desire to conquer.
It licked its lips, its eyes dim.
Very good, human.
You have successfully caught my attention.
Narration summary:
"Green Tea has seen countless people, so its tricks of seducing people are naturally needless to say. It can easily make many people infatuated. This time, it met by chance and took the initiative to show its affection to the big star. It's not that it admires her, but just wants to have an extra backup resource pool."
"However, the big star who was anxious to deal with the mess of his assistant had a lukewarm reaction to the green tea and even left early."
"Green Tea was shocked."
"Originally, Green Tea girls didn't actually consider big stars as their targets, but when this happened, Green Tea girls started to have a desire to conquer them."
"No one can refuse it, Green Tea thought arrogantly."
Audience: ...Poof!
[This part of the narration is really ridiculous. 】
[Hahahaha, if it was a human, I would think it was a malicious portrayal of a supporting character, but turning it into an animal is both reasonable and funny hahaha! ]
[This is the first time I’m looking forward to the plot of snatching a man (bushi)]
[Well, some cats are like this. They, for some unknown reason, prefer people who are indifferent to them.]
[Hahahaha, it fits the character setting wonderfully! ]
Gu Chen, who left, knew nothing about this.
He just wanted to get a data cable.
Gu Chen held the little chinchilla, who was a little nervous because of encountering a cat, and walked along the way, murmuring to himself to comfort it. With the help of snacks, he finally calmed down the furry ball that kept gurgling.
Coincidentally, he also walked to the entrance of the community at this time.
"Hey! Xiaochen is going out?"
The security guard was originally sitting on a chair watching a video. When he saw Gu Chen coming, he stood up and greeted him enthusiastically: "I haven't seen you for a long time. How are you doing recently?"
The security guard’s surname is Liu, and he is a very enthusiastic middle-aged man.
He likes his job and can recognize every resident in the community. He even knows the stray cats that often visit the community.
And this familiarity is Gu Chen's natural enemy.
"…Well, I didn't go out to get something. I'm fine lately."
But he was very polite to people he didn't know. Even though he felt a little hesitant when he was asked a series of questions as soon as he entered the door, he still answered them one by one.
Fortunately, Liu Baoan is good at finding topics to talk about.
"Wow, what is this? It looks so cute." He immediately saw the white ball of fur in the boy's hand, and took the initiative to start a conversation with him, trying not to let his words drop. "Is this a new doll? I want to buy one for my daughter!"
Gu Chen stood aside waiting for the uncle to help him find the express delivery. Hearing this, he touched the head of the chinchilla and whispered, "It's a chinchilla, not a doll."
"Is it a dragon or a cat? Why is it named like this?" Liu Baoan scratched his head and smiled innocently, "It's quite rare. There are more and more precious pet cats these days. They can even be called dragons!"
Now, when talking about the topic of pets, Gu Chen was relatively relaxed and fluent.
"It's not a cat, it's a chinchilla, it just has a nickname."
Seeing that the ball of fur in his hand began to get restless again, Gu Chen quickly stuffed a small snack into it to appease it.
This explanation surprised Liu Baoan.
At his age, if he didn't deliberately learn about it, he really wouldn't know that rats can be pets.
"Wow, people still keep mice as pets these days? I thought kids like you would prefer cats!" After thinking for a moment, he quickly added, "Of course, you little guy is also very cute, and I can accept it as a mouse. Anyway, we are all for fun! Haha!"
In response to the security guard's words, Gu Chen did not say anything else.
Well, should we end the topic here?
In the live broadcast room, the narrator suddenly spoke:
"When the big star went out late at night with his little assistant, he met an elder."
"'I didn't expect you would keep a pet of this kind.' When they went out together at night, the elders obviously misunderstood their relationship and made random comments about the assistant, 'She doesn't look suitable for someone like you.'"
"This is almost an insult to the young assistant."
"I don't know if he was still angry with the assistant because of the previous mistake or what, but the big star didn't stand up for him in this conversation. He just acquiesced to the topic and watched him look a little helpless but didn't dare to refute."
Sounds like a stomach ache, right?
But in the lens——
A white chinchilla that looked like a big rice ball was sitting in the boy's palm, chewing on a snack bit by bit. Its nose twitched from time to time. It looked cute and harmless, and was concentrating on eating.
...Anyway, I don’t see why I’m at a loss.
【Hahahahaha, this feeling of disconnection.】
[Damn it, what did the rat do to you? There are so many pet rats! And chinchillas are so cute! ]
[Don't worry, don't worry. I was just surprised that rats can be pets! He quickly realized and added, "I mean no harm!"]
[It seems that the big star is just socially anxious and doesn't want to start a new topic. Why is he just standing by and watching? 】
[It was so funny, no one in the cast felt like they were in the show.]
[Who can get into this play? ]
"Hey, is this it?"
"Thanks……"
They quickly got the data cable, and after saying thank you, Gu Chen took Mianmian back.
Just now, he had been talking to people for too long and he was already feeling a little uncomfortable.
Ah, luckily the other party didn’t continue talking.
Otherwise he wouldn't know how to respond...
"It's all your fault!" Thinking of this, Gu Chen gently pinched the soft belly of the chinchilla to express his dissatisfaction, and pursed his lips childishly, "Otherwise, I wouldn't have to go out."
Cuckoo?
With a trembling body, Mianmian pushed away the human's fingers with her little paws, and her nose kept twitching.
Although Shushu is a little dependent on you in a strange environment...
But don’t overdo it!
Don’t pinch!
"Don't push me."
The boy's voice came from above, trying to reason with Rat, "Look, if you hadn't bitten me, I wouldn't have to go out or talk to anyone."
Mianmian: Gu!
The fur ball pushed people with its little paws.
——If you have the ability, don’t let the rat come out!
The man and the pet quarreled childishly all the way.
So of course they didn't know that on the way home, a kitten followed them the whole way with a melancholy look in its eyes.
Oh.
Human beings.
"Sorry, I'm late today."
After finally adjusting the sound, Gu Chen waved at the camera. Behind the camera lens was a Totoro who was standing in a correct position with a small sign with a crying expression on it in his hand.
But it is obvious that no emotion can be seen from the Totoro's cute face full of confusion and bewilderment.
But Gu Chen was still very satisfied.
After waiting for a while, I didn’t see the familiar barrage.
"No one?" Gu Chen couldn't help but feel a little nervous. He confirmed the plug again and tapped the microphone gently, "Are you there? Can everyone hear me?"
Soon, the fans who were stuck on the entry verification code for a while responded positively.
[I can hear you, good evening, Chenchen!]
[Hahahaha, I didn’t react when I saw a little chinchilla at the beginning. I thought I had entered the wrong live broadcast room.]
[Good evening, Chenchen. What are we going to play today? ]
Gu Chen heaved a sigh of relief when he saw the comments floating up, and then he replied one by one:
"Good evening, Toffee Cube."
"After this, Mianmian will broadcast live with me every day. Everyone should remember it."
"Good evening, Mango Cake. I'm going to help you guys finish the previous dungeon today. I'll open a room for you all to come in."
His eyes wandered around, and when he saw a certain comment, his face turned slightly red.
"This time, I've prepared food... I won't treat Mianmian unfairly. You can supervise me."
Gu Chen is actually a host who is not very good at interacting.
At first, he just accidentally opened the live broadcast room on his mobile phone and forgot to close it, so he was playing games.
After the duel ended, he unconsciously looked up and was surprised to find many words floating across the screen that seemed to be communicating with him. He responded stumblingly with a little confusion and received more responses. From then on, he started his live broadcast journey.
He is not short of money, he just wants to interact with people and communicate.
Because he didn't know how to respond to this sudden love, Gu Chen could only follow the initial process. First, play the game, then interact with the barrage after finishing, and repeat this over and over again.
At first, he wasn't very good at chatting and responding.
But now I am much more fluent...
So he likes it this way.
"Number Three, you should step down and take a rest first." Gu Chen never lost his temper when playing games, and his tone was always very calm. However, something unexpected seemed to have happened today. "I'll take your place...ah?!"
The young man suddenly cried out in surprise, and his hands on the keyboard paused, failing to dodge the impending attack. The little man on the screen also cried out in sync and was directly struck stiff.
The fans who were playing games with him were confused and quickly typed on the public screen to call him.
[What's wrong, Chenchen?]
[Hey! Chenchen, come back soon, I'll give you some blood!]
[Why aren't you moving?]
Gu Chen didn't dare to move at all.
Because he had problems in reality.
Um……
Gu Chen rolled his eyes helplessly. In his field of vision, a slender, fluffy white tail was swaying in front of his eyes, trembling slightly, bringing a slight itch to his cheeks.
Just now, the Totoro, who had been holding the sign obediently, failed again. Not only did he drop the sign, he also jumped several times and jumped directly from his arm on the table to his neck.
Gu Chen was still wearing the hooded sweatshirt he had just put on when he went out.
After jumping onto his shoulder, the chinchilla was still not satisfied and eagerly tried to stuff half of its body into his neck. Scared Gu Chen so much that he quickly shrank his neck to resist.
Seeing that this approach didn't work, Mianmian changed her target and dived directly into the loose hood of her sweatshirt.
What is this for...
Gu Chen was at a loss as to what to do. The feeling of the chinchilla's unique fine fur rubbing against his neck remained on his skin, and he even felt the texture of the pads on the chinchilla's tiny paws. It was so strange that his entire neck almost turned red.
"Go, go away!" His voice was rarely stuttering, his neck and cheeks were itchy, but he didn't dare to move for fear of hurting the fur ball. He sounded like he was about to cry, "What are you doing now..."
Coo coo!
The little chinchilla called softly and continued to push its head into the person's hat stubbornly. It was not enough to stuff its head into the hat. The two pink little feet that were supported on the human's shoulders stepped hard on the clothes. After a while, the whole fur ball fell into the hat in a somersault.
call out!
From a human perspective, Gu Chen only felt that the hat suddenly became heavy, and the long tail that had been swaying in front of his eyes suddenly disappeared. Everything was quiet as if nothing had happened.
But apparently, it isn't.
It took Gu Chen a full ten seconds to realize what had just happened.
“Dong-dong-dong——”
The sound effect of the failed dungeon crusade in the computer brought him back to consciousness, and Gu Chen quickly apologized to the fans: "I'm sorry, there was an accident just now..."
He hurriedly distributed small gift packages in the game to all the online fans, then typed a request for them to leave, saying that he had something to deal with.
The lucky viewers who were chosen to play the game together had no idea what was going on, but the other fans in the live broadcast room could see it clearly.
——For some reason, the little chinchilla that had been holding the sign obediently just now suddenly pricked up its ears, looked around vigilantly, then threw the sign away, jumped a few times and hid in Gu Chen’s hood.
The movements were so fast, it was as if he was running for his life.
Hahahaha it’s so funny!
However, seeing that the boy was still a little flustered after losing the game, they comforted him in a joking manner:
[Ah, I misjudged Mianmian. She actually approached Chenchen in this way. I’m jealous!]
[Scheming Totoro! Humph! I misjudged it! I didn’t expect its rank to be so high!]
[Chenchen, take it out quickly, sister won’t allow it!]
"I was also shocked..."
Seeing that there were no malicious comments in the comments, Gu Chen breathed a sigh of relief and muttered, "It should be just an accident. What sound just now scared Mianmian? I'll turn down the volume a little more in the next game."
After saying that, he took his hands off the keyboard, turned his head, gently pulled his hat over, shook the ball of fur inside through the hat, and called out softly, "Mianmian, come out quickly."
whisper!
But for some reason, the chinchilla at this moment showed a bit of strange stubbornness.
Even after Gu Chen's repeated calls, Mianmian would reluctantly stick out half of her head, but after a few seconds, it would suddenly retract.
Gu Chen was really at a loss.
"Sorry, something went wrong today."
He looked nervous, and kept checking the direction of the bullet screen. He said nervously, "Maybe, I can't play with you guys..."
[It’s okay! This is also fun hahaha!]
[If you broadcast more of these accidents, I’d be happy to watch them haha.]
[Who knows how cute this is? I couldn’t help but take a screenshot of the Totoro lying on Chenchen’s shoulder just now. It’s so cute!!]
Would that be interesting?
In fact, Gu Chen had never known what the highlight of his live broadcast was that attracted fans, but since the barrage said so, he believed it and hurried to calm the suddenly restless chinchilla, wanting it to go out quickly.
But the chinchilla refused to come out of the hat.
"What on earth is going on..."
Gu Chen frowned tightly.
At this moment of stalemate, the camera of the plane live broadcast room moved away from the computer, slowly moved outward, and stopped on the curtain that was just slightly open.
And right there, there was a familiar-looking kitten, clinging to the window, staring at the room with sad eyes.
Audience:?!
Narrator:
"After that chance encounter, the big star aroused Green Tea's desire to conquer her."
"If the green tea girl is planning to capture someone, then the assistant closest to the big star will be in trouble."
"Under Green Tea's deliberate design, the assistant lost face in front of the camera, which not only delayed the big star's schedule, but also made the big star's fans feel dissatisfied, thinking that he was a bad guy who intended to seduce the big star."
As the camera turned, Gu Chen's fans were indeed saying the same thing -
[Oh my, this little chinchilla is really something, it just goes in there and won’t come out!]
[Hahahaha I can’t stand it anymore, why is that, is there food in Chenchen’s hat?]
[Humph, I think it's Mianmian who covets Chenchen's beauty. Didn't you see that it first got into Chenchen's clothes?]
Audience: …
Although it is true, it is not that serious...
The actual meaning is completely contrary to what the narration said! !
The camera turns back to the cat outside the window. The narrator seems to take a sip of tea and sighs:
“That’s the green tea trick.”
"Ah, good tea."
Audience: …
Alas!
Good tea!
Mianmian: Who understands? I work hard but then get threatened by the green tea cat outside the window sharpening its claws. Woohoo TT
Green Tea Cat: No human can refuse me! No! Human, you have successfully attracted my attention!
Narrator: Ah, good tea (watching a play)
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