Puppy Auction
The little golden retriever stayed in the cage and whimpered a few times. When no one paid attention to it, it fell down again and fell asleep on its belly.
The cubs are polysomniferous.
The camera is fixed on the puppy's round belly rising and falling, and for a moment, life is peaceful.
[What makes us stay here? Have you forgotten your original intention? ]
[It's a puppy. Sese is nothing compared to cuteness (shocked)! ]
[Yes, yes, it’s not necessary to watch it now. It’s really rare to see a plot that is so different from the previous one! I’m looking forward to it! ]
[What are you talking about? What is "涩涩"? Is it a bitter story? Can I still watch it? ]
[…Ahem, it’s okay, kid, just watch it normally, and remember to turn off the barrage and watch it carefully. ]
[Oh, okay, I'll wait until the end before opening.]
After a night of ideological struggle, the audience finally decided to stay in this live broadcast room.
Let Xiu Gou follow the original plot... I feel like there's nothing wrong with that?
The SeSe live broadcast room itself is unlikely to broadcast those unspeakable things, but it will have more ambiguous physical contacts than other live broadcast rooms. Even so, it can make a group of lonely office workers excited.
Now, if we only want to revise the plot… those uncontrollable physical contact is just a dog addiction and the desire to suck dogs! What’s wrong with that? It’s more reasonable than the original charming boy!
[So all those colonels and military research institutes were fighting over a little golden retriever.]
[Hahahahaha, so the original story says that the stupid beauty foolishly believes and trusts everyone she meets because she is a puppy! ]
[Little Golden Retriever: Oh, you look like a good person, too. Stick with me! ]
[Wow, no wonder everyone is surrounding the protagonist. How can this world survive without puppies?! ]
The audience who clicked into SeSe’s live broadcast room had already thrown logic aside, but they did not expect that everything would become so reasonable after the protagonist changed his identity. They felt both funny and expectant at the same time.
So what's going on is a group of big shots bidding a high price for a puppy, haha.
So interesting!
The audience who were waiting to see the fun forgot one sentence in the introduction - the final auction item was so expensive because it was rare enough.
If the auction item is in human form, it must have unique abilities; but the finale auction item is just an ordinary golden retriever puppy.
So, the Star People have never seen a puppy.
"This is a fragment of an ancient star relic found on a deserted planet. The starting price is 200,000 star coins. Interested adults please place your bid after the lights come on!"
A few moments later, the auction item was sold to an old man for four hundred thousand star coins.
This price is a bit surprising.
Forty years ago, news about Gu Xing was still a hot topic in society, and Gu Xing’s relics were priceless treasures.
Countless people rushed to bid for the purchase, either because of the ancestral teachings of their family elders or because of their personal admiration for the ancient star.
The ancient star was once an ancient star, the home planet of mankind.
But since being forced to flee that azure planet and coming to a completely unfamiliar and empty galaxy, their homeland has only existed in people's memories, and has gradually turned into a vague and false illusion after generations.
In fact, interstellar people still yearn for ancient stars, otherwise they would not pay so much attention to related information, especially Ms. Zhai from the research institute, who made a lot of news in order to obtain funds to visit the ancient star.
But the ancient star has long since disappeared.
The little planet that existed in the data records and should have been beautiful and rich disappeared forever in the cosmic dust along with all the life it had nurtured.
Ms. Zhai, who wanted to explore ancient stars, suffered a great blow and took sick leave to recuperate at home. Without a leader, the remaining researchers became insignificant and gradually dispersed, turning to study other things.
As a result, the enthusiasm for ancient stars in society suddenly dropped. Even now, forty years later, the relics of ancient stars will be sold out at the opening, but there are only a few bidders.
"It was sold right at the beginning...it looks like Gu Xing has indeed been abandoned by everyone."
In the box on the second floor, someone sighed.
The auction is still going on.
Soon, it was time for the auction of the finale.
The originally serious and old-fashioned middle-aged auctioneer was replaced by a young and handsome auctioneer.
He clapped his hands, and the curtain opened, revealing a large cage covered with a red cloth behind it.
The originally calm crowd was in uproar, and people were discussing in low voices:
"No way, isn't it daytime?"
"How daring! So many important people are watching from upstairs!"
"Maybe they really like it... ahem!"
In the box on the second floor, someone also frowned: "What are you doing?"
Only the audience who saw through everything laughed.
[I am dying of laughter, hahahahahahaha, is this auctioneer doing this on purpose? ]
[He specially changed the puppy's cage to one that can accommodate a normal person, and even dressed himself up in fancy clothes. I don't believe he didn't deliberately mislead people! ]
[The heart of the adults is tut-tut. 】
The auctioneer looked at the crowd's uproar with satisfaction, and said, "My Lords, this is the last lot to be auctioned today."
He spoke meaningfully: "He is a special person that even I can't help but feel."
Everyone: Huh?
Is this something that can be said?
There were faint sounds of slapping tables coming from the private room on the second floor.
[I am dying of laughter. When I was watching without thinking, I just wanted to be done with it quickly. Now I find other people’s reactions hilarious! Can this be a serious auction? ? ]
[Others: Huh? Is this how you play? ]
[If this is really the original work, the following scene is really good. The protagonists are bidding passionately, and passers-by are really going to break their toes. 】
[Such an empire is doomed.jpg]
The auctioneer raised his lips, and when he saw the faint restlessness on the second floor, he quickly restrained his teasing thoughts and walked towards the cage.
He held a corner of the red cloth and said with a smile: "I'm sure everyone is looking forward to it, so I won't keep you in suspense and let you all go and see it with your own eyes."
At the end, he even joked: "In order to ensure the purity of the auction items, we have not embellished them in any way. The auction items are presented to you in an almost newborn state..."
"Don't worry, I tried it yesterday and it was very docile and well-behaved."
Purity, no embellishment, newborn posture.
Tried it yesterday, it was docile and well behaved.
Ahhhh, it can't be what they think? ! No way!!
Ah! Rich people really know how to have fun!
The guests on the first floor, who felt they had no chance of tasting the grand finale, fell back in shock, glancing toward the VIP seats on the second floor from time to time, their eyes wide as bells.
The big shots on the second floor fell into deathly silence.
I feel like someone is throwing dirty water on them, not sure, let's see.jpg
Bang!
Someone slammed the table, stood up and wanted to rush down to stop the disgusting scene.
But the auctioneer below was even faster.
Wow——
The red cloth flipped up and swept across everyone's retinas for a moment. Their hearts sank and they looked into the uncovered cage with all kinds of complicated emotions.
What kind of beauty would be chosen as the finale...huh?
Everyone was stunned.
In the cage that was big enough to hold one person, there was no beauty as the auctioneer had hinted at. Not to mention a beauty, it wasn't even a person!!
At the bottom of the large cage, there was a furry unknown creature lying there. At first glance, it looked like a furry butter bread.
"Hmm? Not awake yet?" The auctioneer raised his eyebrows, reached in half of his hand, and nudged the snoring butter bread. After waking it up, he turned around and looked at everyone with a smile, "Well, this is the finale of this auction... Oh? The expressions on everyone's faces are all very strange. Could it be that the temperature in the venue is not right?"
Everyone: …
My mind went blank.
【Hahahahahahahahahaha what the hell is this!!】
[You kid, still pretending! ]
[You're right, the little golden retriever is indeed not wearing any clothes, and the puppy curled up to sleep is indeed the posture of a newborn, and he was indeed very clingy yesterday~]
【Auctioneer: Oh, you have such dirty hearts. 】
The audience looked at the shocked guests as if they were seeing themselves yesterday.
Is it such a joy to watch other people's imaginations go wrong? Hahahaha!!
"Hmm~"
In the cage, the little golden retriever who had just woken up moved his head slowly, and his bright black eyes looked around.
It was not frightened at all by the sudden change of environment. On the contrary, when it saw a hall full of people, the puppy's tail immediately shook like a propeller.
"Ah! Woof!"
The little guy ran around excitedly in the large cage, as if he had endless energy to vent. His paws were scratching at the cage, as if he was looking for a way out to get out and get close to humans.
The auctioneer, who was originally smiling, was slightly dissatisfied.
He half-knelt down, raised his hand and knocked on the cage, and said in a slightly cold tone: "Come here."
“Ah~”
The little golden retriever, which had been looking around, ran towards him happily, and its four short legs tripped over each other several times as if they didn't know each other.
After finally coming over, the puppy put its head on the human's hand familiarly, sticking out its tongue and laughing.
There is something magical about the Golden Retriever's smile, as if it can easily convey gentleness and cuteness, two of the most beloved qualities of humans.
The auctioneer's anger suddenly disappeared when he saw the little guy smiling innocently in his palm.
Narrator:
"After just one day of pleasure, the auctioneer unconsciously developed a desire to possess her and didn't want anyone to take such a lovely girl away."
“But on the day of the auction, when I saw her angelic smile, the auctioneer’s selfishness and possessiveness were immediately defeated by love.”
"He knows that he can't keep her. If he can find a good place for her today, then he will feel at ease."
[Oh~ you kid~]
[Wow, the golden retriever cub is really an angel, so cute and adorable! The pink tongue is so sweet!!]
[If it were me, I would also be reluctant to let go of the puppy and would just steal it away! ]
[But I'm a little curious, if it's just a puppy, it shouldn't be sold at a high price, right? ]
【Nonsense! The puppy is worth it! 】
[Although the appearance is indeed very good, the previous item has already exceeded 100 million. It would be outrageous for a puppy to be worth more! ]
At this time, the auctioneer calmed down and put down the dog head in his hand, smiled and introduced to the guests:
"This is a strange species that our boss discovered on a deserted planet. I'm sure everyone here has never seen it before, right?"
"Testing equipment shows that this strange creature is in good health, has low aggression and desire to attack, and is harmless even to young children."
"The most important thing is that based on a series of physical tests and observations of its living habits, the equipment determined that it was a newborn cub and still has more than a decade to live, even on Logar Prime."
"A rare life that can accompany you for more than ten years, the starting price is 300 million. Please bid in an orderly manner after the lights are turned on."
The audience noticed a blind spot in this speech.
[…Huh?]
[What do you mean by a strange species? Haven't they seen a dog before? ]
[What kind of rubbish world is this where there aren't even any dogs?! ]
[Dogs don't have it, and wolves don't have it either? They are close relatives, so you should be able to recognize them, right?]
[This description... I feel like this world may not even have basic pets.]
[Oh my god! There are no cats? No birds? No mice? What a rubbish! Destroy this world! (Outrageous words)! ]
[No wonder... No wonder almost everyone in the setting is scrambling to get close to the auction items to heal their spirits. If I lived in a world without small animals, I would also collapse! ]
"Woo?"
The little golden retriever listened to the counting sounds that were repeated one after another in his ears with confusion, jumping around in the cage, trying to see what was happening outside.
Then I was held down by a pair of big hands and touched all over.
The puppy did not resist. Its attention was immediately diverted. It whimpered happily under the human's hand, and its little tail swung back and forth.
The auctioneer, who called it a display but was actually satisfying his own desires, almost lost himself in the soft touch of his hands. He stopped reluctantly only when the counting stopped.
After many rounds of price increases, the little guy should end up in a good home...
The auctioneer's heart sank as he looked at the name displayed on the screen.
Colonel Lu Yuan, a well-known interstellar mine and a killer on the battlefield.
Not to mention ordinary people, even robots don't dare to stay around him for long.
He is clearly at the level of a general, but because of his unstable mind and bloodthirsty nature he is stuck at the rank of colonel, and no one dares to let him command more troops.
How could he buy it?!
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