Society, you crow brother
The street bully Cow Cat feels that something is wrong recently. Something is very wrong.
Specifically, the group of two-legged animals that carry cages and try to catch it every day are no longer deceived by its flexible movements and can accurately find it among the layers of green lawns every time.
So scary!!
The cow cat was terrified and could only survive in the cracks. He couldn't even save himself, let alone continue the task of driving away the crows.
To ask why it is so afraid of people, we have to start with its former friend Daju.
Before, thanks to their strong physique, they were the cat overlords of the neighborhood, commanding all stray cats, and from time to time they could get close to the most beautiful calico sister in the population.
However, everything changed when the group of evil two-legged beasts took Big Orange away in a cage.
After being returned, Daju has completely changed.
It is no longer competitive or impulsive. It just lies lazily on the lawn all day to bask in the sun. It no longer patrols the territory with the cow cat. Its personality has taken a 180-degree turn.
The most terrifying thing is that this guy has fallen in love with two-legged beasts. He often blocks the path of a two-legged beast and shouts at people for food - it is obvious that he has no need for food at all!
Oh my god!!
The Cow Cat was shocked.
If the carefully cared-for tail hair of the big orange cat had not been eaten away by a raven, the Buddhist big orange cat would not even join the cat team to fight against the raven after returning.
But now Big Orange has quit, along with many cats in the city.
Caracalla.
The cow cat was clinging to the tree, scratching the trunk with its claws indignantly, with its ears pressed back, and the whole cat looked very unhappy.
hateful!
The cat's dignity is sacred and inviolable. No matter what those stinky black birds do, it will not surrender!
"Cat——"
"Haha, you discovered it again?"
The cow cat moved its ears and heard human voices and footsteps. The tail of the cow cat, which had been stubbornly insisting just now, exploded instantly and it quickly crawled out from the small hole in the corner of the wall.
Halfway through drilling, it stopped.
The cat was full of confusion. It didn't understand why these two-legged beasts still lingered after it had abandoned its original territory and moved to the edge of the city.
Are those sparkles on the strips peeking out?
Puzzled, the Cow Cat did not run away immediately this time. Instead, it left half of its head inside the wall, intending to see who could find it every time. It decided to hide in the future.
After seeing clearly, the cat's pupils dilated instantly.
I saw a big, shiny black raven being held on someone's shoulder. Its sharp beak opened and closed, and it uttered a lifelike human voice: "Cat, cat."
Several volunteers with traps and cages laughed and teased it:
"What grudge do you have against Slippery Feet? Why are you so intent on tracking it?"
"They've come all the way here and are still able to lead us. Crows really are vengeful creatures."
"How did Xiaoliang meet this big treasure at that time? He helped us deal with several stubborn people in a row. He is really a good crow."
"Hahahaha, if you have this ability, you'll lose out on catching cats. Under the video we posted a few days ago, the local police even left a message asking questions."
"No more talking, let's continue looking for the cat."
The protagonist, Crow, accepted the teasing of humans without moving a muscle, and turned his head like a sophisticated camera, scanning the surrounding environment frame by frame. When he scanned the vague cat head hidden by the bushes in the corner, his movement paused slightly.
Cow Cat: !!
The cat suddenly felt something was wrong, so it quickly pulled its head out of the hole and tried to escape.
At the same time, the raven that had been resting safely on the human's shoulder suddenly flapped its wings and flew away. The next second, it was at the corner where the cow cat was, and it shouted loudly to the people who were still looking for the cat in the yard:
"Cat!"
"Cat!"
Cow Cat with Airplane Ears: "Meow..."
It's really scared now.
Who knew that these stinky birds would collude with the evil two-legged beasts? !
Which cat can hold on? !
Help me QAQ!!
"quack."
Seeing this, the raven folded its wings gracefully and stood on the wall to watch the show, occasionally letting out a low villain-like laugh that sounded very pleasant.
The narrator also spoke with joy:
"If you dare to go against him, you are courting death."
"The marginal members defected, the core members capitulated, and no matter how hard the leader struggled, it was all in vain."
"Not convinced? Then destroy what this guy cherishes most and see who dares to resist like this in the future."
"Hehe, he didn't do anything himself the whole time. He diverted the blame and achieved his goal without getting involved in bloodshed. Elegance never goes out of style."
Audience:……!
【Crow is a demon!!】
[It’s so scary!!]
[Ahhh, this is too despicable, threatening with cat balls! ! ]
[I think the cow cat will be scared to death, hahaha. ]
[Cow Cat: If I am guilty, please let the law punish me instead of letting the asshole raven bring humans to poke my balls!!]
In nature, there are actually many cases of ravens cooperating with other animals.
For example, ravens and wolves.
The raven is responsible for leading the way, and the wolf is responsible for killing the prey. The two enjoy the food together until one of them finds a new partner, and then they will terminate the cooperation.
This wonderful cooperative relationship has existed in the wild for thousands of years, and it is a natural relationship that even animal experts would be amazed by.
Birds and beasts can actually communicate across species and achieve friendly cooperation.
And in this live broadcast room, the smart crows that entered the city seemed to have found a more special partner...
But he would hit other animals' testicles with his first move, it was really brutal!!
“Meow——!!”
The cow cat was eventually locked in a cage, and its screams of grief and anger were heard everywhere.
The protagonist crow pretended not to hear and flew away happily.
"Haha!" Brother!
"Ha ha ha!" Big brother is back!
"Ga, ga ga ga!" Brother, is it done?
As soon as we flew into the park, the crows in a row of trees began to call impatiently and looked at the protagonist crow expectantly.
During this period, in addition to destroying the Avengers Alliance, the protagonist Crow did not forget to expand his own small group.
Just as the threat of Team Meowth was here, many incompetent small groups disbanded as a result, and the protagonist Crow took the opportunity to steal a lot of little brothers.
It is now the big brother of hundreds of crows!
There were more than a thousand crows that first entered the city. A hundred crows were considered a relatively large group, but unfortunately they were still no match for the real leader crow.
These days, the real leader crow has also been trying to solve the problems of the Meow Meow Team. Occasionally, they lead their younger brothers to meet in the sky. The two leader crows look at each other and tacitly choose to ignore each other.
fair play.
Before entering the city, it was indeed the leader of this crow group, but after entering the city, the entire crow group was attracted by the novelties everywhere in the city, and they were able to survive by gradually dispersing. Its leadership position was actually in name only, and like the protagonist crow, it started from scratch and recruited new followers.
It’s just that because of its previous leadership, it can recruit members much faster than the protagonist Crow.
Only after the last lone crow was absorbed did the two sides enter the stage of internal fighting.
Now everyone should develop on their own, without any unnecessary internal friction, and everything should be based on the optimal development of the entire population.
At present, although the protagonist Crow does not have many followers, the fact that he successfully disintegrated the Revenge Cats Team has demonstrated his ability, so the newly joined followers are also very convinced of him.
"Gah." Done.
The protagonist Crow gracefully landed on the top of a big tree and described to his younger brothers how the Cow Cats, the last remaining force of the Cat Team, had also been dealt with by him, causing his younger brothers to cheer.
"Ha ha ha." This city belongs to us.
"Haha!" Big brother is awesome!
"Ga, ga!" Crow is the best!
Since they dismantled the Cat Alliance and bought over many stray cats eager to be adopted, the life of the crow colony can be said to be very comfortable.
There is no need to bother to poke the cats when building nests, as the cats waiting to be adopted will actively come forward and let them peck at the hair that is supposed to fall off; there is no need to worry about food, drink and entertainment, as the cats that have been adopted will take the opportunity of going out to provide snacks and toys to the crows.
Sweet, sweet life.
But when they saw that the last resisting cat was also conquered, the crows felt happy but also a little sad.
quack.
Although this proves the strength of their leader...
But after that, Fan Jian could no longer get the cat's angry resistance, and he was a little uncomfortable.
The younger crows looked at each other, and after a brief moment of disappointment, evil thoughts began to flicker in their eyes again.
Haha!
Then change the target!
Let’s talk about those tough and thick-skinned domestic dogs!
All in all, the crows were very happy.
Taking this opportunity, the protagonist Crow finally has the chance to once again explain his concept of cooperation with humans.
Narrator:
"Facts speak louder than words. Unlike the pale theory at the beginning, TA now has a wonderful practice and shows impressive results."
"So, he once again proposed the idea of an alliance between the gangs and the city's tycoons."
Crows are having a meeting in the sunset.
The main character crow has a low voice. A group of ravens with sharp black feathers are quietly dotted around the withered branches, looking up in the same direction. They all look elegant and handsome, creating a solemn and orderly atmosphere of darkness.
The narrator cooperated by switching to a bubbly bass before continuing:
"Haha, think about it, most chaebols are stupid people."
"They are easily deceived by sweet talk, and yearn for their free and easy behavior. With just a little disguise, you can charm them to death and get unexpected treasures."
"By then, all gang members will be able to live a luxurious life. Aren't they choosing the thrilling life of the gang just to get high returns with high risks?"
[Damn it! I feel like I was scolded when I passed by! ]
[Damn it! But I really can't refuse a handsome crow who comes towards me... Okay, I'm stupid QAQ]
[Tsk, how arrogant! This city belongs to humans.]
[No, no, no, what are you guys taking seriously? Remember, this so-called gang is all furry! The narrator speaks arrogantly, but their biggest business is nothing more than stealing a large piece of bread, their favorite thing is nothing more than shiny beer caps, and their luxurious life probably means selling swords after eating. Why are you so anxious! ]
[…Hiss, yeah. I was almost fooled by the narration’s bubbling voice, hahahaha, come on, try to trick me. I’ll go downstairs and buy a big bag of peanuts and toys.]
[Yaya: I miscalculated. I didn’t expect this tycoon to be so wealthy. ]
[The crows live a comfortable life, and people also enjoy the furry intimacy. Isn’t this a win-win situation? I am a tycoon and I am willing to be deceived! ]
Looking at the solemn and dignified crows in the picture, it's easy to imagine that they are discussing who to trick into giving peanuts to, what words to learn to make people happy to feed them, and how to be careful not to get their tails stroked...
Ahh, it suddenly became a children's film set, so cute!!
After a while, it seemed that they reached a consensus. The crows dispersed and settled in different corners, starting to practice "human language" seriously.
Of course, the protagonist Crow still firmly chose the original "Hello", but the five younger Crows obviously had extra thoughts. They secretly added some special words and began to teach the newcomers.
After the teaching was completed, the crows were busy looking for other bases, intending to hunt humans in different places.
The protagonist Crow doesn't have to do these things himself.
It stood on the treetop, ignoring the crows busying back and forth, and seemed to be lost in thought.
Every time the protagonist crow does this, it means that it wants to do something big.
The narrator explains:
"Although the chaebol can provide financial and material support, it still cannot satisfy their ambitions."
"For example, this time, he borrowed the power of the outside world to easily resolve the alliance that opposed him."
"It would be great if I could always use this power..."
"Thinking of the olive branch that the official forces had just extended to him not long ago, he fell into deep thought in the dark night."
【Oh, a new track is opened! 】
[I thought the siren was just an interlude, but it turned out to be a foreshadowing! ]
[Oh, I remember now. At that time, Ya Ya also saved a girl. But as soon as he returned to the park, he was involved in a cat-bird war. He fought with cats for more than a week. I almost forgot about it.]
[Hehe, the timing is perfect now. Look, the crow colony has expanded. The police have also heard about the crows leading the volunteers to find the cat. The protagonist crow is also interested now. We can cooperate! ]
[Wow, so this city will have extra-police birds? That’s cool!]
On the second day, the protagonist Crow indeed flew to the other end of the city.
That day, it met Fu Chen here.
The crow stopped on the electric pole and looked around.
It did the same when dealing with the cow cats. After patiently observing for a long time, it finally found the volunteers who were good at killing the cats, and then learned some of their repetitive tones to guide them.
We have to observe now.
Like a mobile camera, the crow looked around one electric pole and then flew to another nearby electric pole to look.
Small animals can sometimes sense some hidden qualities of people.
For example, a police dog made repeated mistakes while chasing a suspect and was afraid to get close, only to find out later that the suspect was actually a veterinarian.
Even if you change the clothes and the shower gel to change the smell, the veterinarian can still make the little animal's hair stand on end.
Perhaps it is precisely because we cannot communicate through words that our other senses are particularly sensitive.
The protagonist Crow apparently also has this ability.
Its eyes scanned the ordinary passers-by without stopping, and after patiently checking, it finally found the group of people with the most powerful aura here.
A raven flew in under the plaque with white letters on a blue background.
"Hello...eh?"
The police officer at the front desk greeted him subconsciously.
Raven said politely: "Hello."
The police officer was shocked: "Huh??"
How the hell did he hear the deputy director's voice? !
Looking at the pitch-black raven on the ground, he walked into the police station without any panic. Every step he took was calm and composed, and his deep eyes vaguely revealed his familiar steadiness and coldness.
Oh shit.
A series of novel plots flashed through the police officer's mind, and he quickly walked out from behind the stage to pick it up, and said carefully: "You, are you trapped in the crow?"
Fu Chen, who just walked in, said:?
I saw the police dog afraid to chase the veterinarian suspect on the Internet. It seems to be a case from 1970s or 1980s, but it seems to have happened both at home and abroad... So even if a dog is a police dog, it is afraid of injections ()
I actually wanted to give another example, but I couldn't find the specific source, so I'll mention it here. It's rats. It seems that the sense of smell of rats has evolved to the point where they can smell emotions... And when people exterminate rats in their homes, they have to tell lies because rats can understand human language, which is very scary ()
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