Society, you crow brother
The audience naturally recognized the man's voice and for a moment they all gloated over his misfortune.
[Oh no, I got caught stealing other people's ideas. 】
[Wow, that's his voice. Yaya has good taste. This guy looks like a big shot.]
【With this momentum, guess who is the official boss. 】
[Why is Ya Ya stunned? Is she embarrassed? ]
Not really.
As the protagonist, Ya Ya’s psychological endurance is naturally not so poor.
The protagonist crow hesitated because the humans below gave it a vague sense of oppression, and the bird's instinct to seek benefits and avoid harm made it a little reluctant to get close.
"Come down."
Seeing that the big bird above did not move, the humans below stepped back a few steps, rolled up their sleeves, revealing their watches, and shook them in the light.
He understands birds.
Dazzled by the glittering light, and having never suffered a loss at the hands of two-legged beasts, the protagonist Crow finally spread his wings and landed leisurely on the stone steps of the green belt below, keeping a slight distance from the crowd.
"Ouch, it's coming down!"
"Damn, this is too big."
"So handsome, I want to touch it!"
The screams of passers-by did not scare the raven. It stretched out its shiny black head and shook it back and forth, looking furtively at the man's wrist, as if looking for an opportunity to snatch the shiny watch away.
The bad intentions are simply not concealed.
Fu Chen did not feel offended, but rather quite surprised. He knelt down, took the initiative to extend his hand, and said gently: "Do you really want this?"
Raven: "Ga."
If you're smart, give it to the crow quickly.
Fu Chen took off his watch, but did not give it to the big bird immediately. Instead, he asked, "I'm curious, why did you secretly learn to speak like me?"
Raven: ...
Raven: "Huh?"
It opened its round dark brown eyes and scratched its wings with its claws innocently.
——Yaya can't understand what you are saying.
Fu Chen poked the guy's head with his finger: "Don't pretend, you must understand."
He finally caught the guy who had been secretly spying on him for several days, but he turned out to be a big crow who didn't understand human nature. He even used his voice to cheat for food and drink in human society, which was really laughable.
After a few days of vigilance, Fu Chen finally came to an end. Looking at the big bird in front of him, looking around and pretending to be stupid, he had some bad thoughts and teased:
"Okay, so you want to use me to scare people? Then I'll teach you a scarier voice. You can learn this."
“Beep, beep—”
He turned on his phone and played the audio, which sounded like a piercing police siren, as if a police car would come with red and blue lights flashing to arrest someone in the next second.
The protagonist Crow hesitated for a moment.
But soon, the bursts of audio brainwashed it. It shook its throat, took a deep breath, and couldn't help flapping its wings, making a long "beep" sound that was almost indistinguishable from the audio. It simply became a walking air raid alarm.
This learning speed was beyond Fu Chen's expectations.
His original intention was just to tease this clever crow, but now he really had some ideas.
"……very nice."
Fu Chen touched the big bird's neck, removed the reflective lens of his watch, placed it next to its claws, and said jokingly: "This is the most intimidating sound in human society. If you see someone sneaking around, calling out like this will definitely scare him away."
Ordinary people are not afraid of sirens. At most, they will be attracted to watch the fun. But if they can scare a criminal once, it will be considered a great achievement.
After thinking for a while, in order to minimize unnecessary loss of personnel, he added: "However, the community where you live is very safe. When you want to call for help, you might as well fly more often to the north and call your friends along."
As soon as he finished speaking, Fu Chen couldn't help but laugh.
I must have been hallucinating because I was so busy during this period. I really thought that the bird had such complicated thoughts and would help me, and even said such things.
He gave a piece of breakfast to the raven, stroked its furry head again, and then got up and left.
Huh?
The protagonist Crow stayed where he was, deep in thought. After a while, he moved his paws and clenched the shiny watch lens, as if he had found a treasure.
Narration begins:
"The brilliance of genius cannot be concealed, and opportunities will find you on their own."
"After only a brief meeting, the local official forces jokingly extended an olive branch to him and considered recruiting him."
“Hehe, you know, before this, they only trusted the group of hounds they had tamed since childhood, and had never shown goodwill to other gangs.”
"He realized that this was a great opportunity to turn his gang from the shadows into the light."
[Pfft, so serious. ]
[Let me sort this out later. So in Yaya's worldview, the police are equal to the government, meal tickets are equal to the chaebol, and other gangs are equal to the cats and dogs in the city. Is that right? ]
[Hahahaha, so "hound" should refer to police dogs, right? Is Yaya going to eat government food? ]
[I think it's very feasible! After all, ravens have high IQs. If they really understand that humans are hunting someone, their collaboration will definitely greatly improve their efficiency! ]
【Everyone is so serious haha, just looking at the picture I thought this person was teasing birds, I didn't think he was really recruiting crows at all. 】
[I have taught you all my special skills. If you round it up, it is like I am personally here to win the gold medal ()]
The protagonist Crow successfully gained another potential angel investor on the other side of the city.
After eating a few meals here, nibbling the butt of a cat that he disliked, and showing off his beautiful reflective lenses to the passing crows, the protagonist Crow's ordinary day passed like this.
He chose the tallest tree to fall asleep under. Halfway through his sleep, he was awakened by a strange noise and almost fell from the tree.
It looked down angrily and saw two people chasing each other in the dark alley.
One in front and one behind, the woman is in front and the man is behind.
"Don't chase me!!"
The woman's voice was shrill and trembling uncontrollably: "I've called the police! The police will be here soon!!"
"How can you have the time..."
The man smiled and said half a sentence, then his expression suddenly changed because he actually heard the sirens.
“Beep, beep, beep—”
The sound gradually grew louder, as if it was getting closer.
The man cursed inwardly, thinking that something was not good, and quickly found a way to escape before the alley was illuminated by the car lights.
Xu Ran still felt uneasy as if he had survived a disaster. He leaned against the wall and kept looking towards the alley entrance, crying silently. He planned to hide in the car as soon as the police arrived.
But she didn't wait for the police.
“Beep, beep, beep—”
The protagonist crow with its own siren stood on the wall and approached slowly like a chicken. It met the tearful and shocked eyes of the woman under the dim street light, and tilted its head in confusion.
Xu Ran: "This is you, you called?"
Raven: "Ding-woo-ding-woo-ga?"
Ya Ya was completely puzzled.
Of course, it will use the killing move it has just learned today to intimidate the sinners who disturb its precious sleep.
But unexpectedly, the male was scared away, but the female was not afraid at all, and even showed a vague affection for it.
Strange, so strange.
[Wow, I didn’t expect to use the siren after learning it for less than a day! ]
[Sister, don't be afraid. The person standing in front of you now is the future boss of the city's evil forces! ]
【Looking at the reaction of the crow, I feel like it actually wants to drive both of them away hahaha. 】
Xu Ran finally came to her senses and realized that it was not some kind-hearted person who called the police for her, but this big talking crow who helped her.
She quickly contacted her family to pick her up, then looked up at the raven on the wall.
Although it is a creature dressed in black and looks dangerous and cold, it has a gentle personality and saved her.
It even kept imitating the sound of a police siren. Was it trying to continue to intimidate that bastard for her?
Woohoo, so cool. From now on, she will no longer be a cat or dog person, but a crow person!
After thinking about all sorts of things to calm himself down, Xu Ran looked at the empty road ahead. He was still a little scared, so he tentatively reached out to the raven: "Can you, can you accompany me for a while?"
Raven:?!
Crow was shocked.
The audience felt it was normal.
[After all, he had just experienced danger, and he must be very scared alone. Even if there were only a few birds in his arms, he would feel at ease. ]
[To be honest, I just hugged Yaya and cried. I was really scared.]
[This sister is wearing all famous brands, she is a golden thigh and golden meal ticket! Don't hesitate! ]
In the end, the protagonist Crow landed on the woman's shoulders and walked with her to the street.
It’s definitely not because of those shiny earrings, absolutely not.
Xu Ran hugged and cried with her family, and kept emphasizing to her parents that the protagonist Crow imitated the siren to rescue her, which attracted the attention of the two middle-aged people.
Father Xu, who looked serious and was obviously a wealthy businessman, thanked the idle Raven beside him earnestly: "Thank you for taking care of my daughter today. I will repay you well."
Mother Xu also choked up and said, "Yes, crows are indeed good birds. What the master said is right."
Some rich people are a bit superstitious and believe in feng shui and omens.
The gathering of crows a week ago made some wealthy people in the wealthy area feel uneasy. They went to several masters for advice, but fortunately they didn't receive any negative comments.
But what happened today has made the Xu family firm in their belief that these crows that suddenly came to their city must be kind and intelligent birds. Don’t you think they have saved their family?
They muttered that they would propose to the government to protect the crows, build special feeding points, and develop the crow economy and trade...
The protagonist Crow is confused, and the audience is stunned.
[Ah, this wave, this wave has a super strong golden finger. ]
[Oh my god, can it be given like this? This must be a plot from the original work, right?]
The narration confirmed the speculation of the barrage.
The original plot is very unreasonable.
The protagonist passing by late at night is obviously very likely to be a member of the criminal gang, but one plays the good guy and the other plays the bad guy, and yet the whole family really believes him and regards him as a benefactor, and they are eager to provide resources to him.
But now it is very reasonable for this benefactor to become a raven, and it even adds a bit of mystery, which really grasps the psychology of the rich.
Moreover, even if we think about it in a more complicated way, assuming that this raven was trained, then the reward from the Xu family for targeting the crows would not fall to anyone, and no mastermind behind the scenes would be able to get any benefits.
Therefore, they prefer to believe that this crow is spiritual.
[It's so funny, I feel like both sides have become a little smarter. ]
[The protagonist Crow is worthy of being the protagonist Crow. This golden finger is simply chasing and feeding him. 】
[I originally thought that after Crow learned the sound of the police siren, he would immediately transform into a weaving crow to fight violence and protect the good, but I didn't expect that the first thing he did was to save the girl in exchange for resources. How should I put it, it is quite consistent with my stereotypes of the original work ()]
[It is indeed a refreshing article about upgrading. In the morning, he was penniless with only five stupid subordinates, but now he is supported by the government and wealthy businessmen, and has turned his life around.]
[The future is about collusion between officials, gangs and businessmen, right? Wow, no wonder crows can rule the city. ]
Unfortunately, Crow doesn’t understand the twists and turns of humans, nor does he understand the big pies that humans draw.
All it knew was that it was woken up in the middle of the night, failed to scare humans, and was left in the cold wind for a long time with humans, but in the end it only got two strings of sparkling crystals.
Okay, okay, I'll just play it for now.
"quack."
The protagonist crow squatted on the tree, using its thin claws to pick at the tiny diamonds on the glittering stone, leaving tiny scratches but it didn't care.
After struggling for a long time, it still couldn't figure out how to play with this thing, so it just left it on the tree and flew away with its wings flapping.
[Nooooooo!! This is a diamond (shouts at the top of my lungs——)]
[Heartache, can I get in and pick it up? I like it so much, I want it so bad. 】
[The protagonist Crow has the will to treat money as dirt, you deserve to be the boss (bushi)]
The protagonist Crow thought about it and realized that all he had learned from the whole day yesterday was just to learn "Diwu", and he could only scare away male bipeds. He felt a little frustrated.
But soon, it picked itself up and planned to go see how the few little brothers it had left in the community yesterday were doing.
Puff——
In the park, the five ravens were not as leisurely as they were yesterday. They hid in the trees as if they were facing a great enemy. When they heard the familiar voice, they hurriedly called out:
"Haha!" Brother!
"Gah!" Help!
"Ha ha ha!" Brother, you are finally back!
They look anxious, but is there anything that five smart crows can't solve?
The protagonist Crow landed in the middle of the park in confusion. After looking around, he was horrified to find cat heads of various colors popping out from every corner of the park.
Breathing at it from all directions.
The protagonist's crow tail exploded instantly and he quickly took off on the spot.
The next second, a sturdy cow cat rushed to where it was, raised its head and breathed at the birds in the sky.
"Ha--!!" Get out of our territory, stinky bird--!!
【Oh no. 】
【So many cats! 】
[It seems like the first gang conflict has occurred...]
【Come on, come on, buy and leave, guess who will win? 】
Message Board:
Although crows are the smartest guys, if there are a lot of cats, it is best not to go up and offend these furry monsters. ——by Crow Boss
There was no such thing as the Cat Gang in the world. When there were many cats that were bitten on the butt by the stinky black birds, the Cat Gang was formed... We are the Avengers! ——by Cat Boss
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