Society, you crow brother
The audience was dying of laughter.
【Hahahaha what the hell what is this! 】
[It’s amazing to be able to speak long sentences… but why didn’t I feel as amazed as when I first heard the protagonist Yaya speak? 】
[Maybe because there is no mystery anymore (dog head)]
[And what kind of messed up noises are these? I can’t hear any of them! ]
[The voice of the Vision suit boss is still the best voice chosen by the protagonist Ya Ya! It doesn’t make the show go hahaha. ]
Yes, the protagonist Crow has his own special aesthetic.
It doesn’t learn everything!
During the days it stayed in the park, it only learned the sounds of the Two-legged creatures that looked similar to it, and never tried to imitate the playful young Two-legged creatures.
Frivolous! So frivolous!
It briefly imitated the girl's voice, and it was only to endure the humiliation for food and a bracelet. After it came back, it did not teach the word "puppy" to its younger brothers.
But unexpectedly, its younger brothers were polluted by humans first.
The protagonist Crow has a deep look in his eyes and is suspicious of Crow's life.
“Oh my god…”
"Fuck!"
"Speak!"
Four or five little crows who had returned with their loads were full of admiration for it and kept surrounding it to show their friendship - it would have been better if there hadn't been the occasional strange human voice.
"Ga!" Shut up!
Annoyed by the noise, the protagonist crow spread his wings and shouted at them threateningly.
Since they have benefited from the teaching of the protagonist Crow, the younger crows have wisely recognized each other as the boss. When called, they obediently shut up their microphones and wait for the protagonist Crow's command.
[These guys are so chatty, hahaha. ]
[That's it. Yaya's original mysterious, cool and awesome image is gone forever. ]
[I have already collected the first wave of minions. What should I do next? I look forward to the upgrade of the protagonist Crow! ]
Narration Probe:
"The initial small group has been formed. In order to further expand their advantages, they need a base of their own."
After the crows settled in the city, most of them moved separately, only gathering in a row of trees to hold meetings in the evening or late at night.
They still maintain a certain degree of vigilance. Although they dare to attack lone cats and dogs, they still stay away from unfamiliar two-legged animals. The bases they choose are basically in secret places in the suburbs, and they fly back and forth every day.
The protagonist Crow is unique.
Late at night, it led four or five younger crows and flew leisurely into a city park.
This is the park where it had been squatting for three or four days, a small park inside a residential area.
People coming and going are local residents, mostly elderly people and young girls. There are very few middle-aged men who can pose a threat to the birds. The overall atmosphere is relaxed and leisurely, the facilities are complete, and from time to time, timid sparrows come to eat on the lawn.
To be on the safe side, Yaya specifically stared at the man who made her feel most oppressed in the past few days to learn from him. After learning his deep voice, she felt more secure and dared to approach Yu Man who was alone.
Well, it's the right place to choose as our base.
Fortune and wealth are achieved through risk!
The protagonist crow landed at the flagpole of the park and was just about to teach his younger brothers the absolute safety point he had observed in the past few days, when he saw his younger brothers excitedly barking a few times and diving directly to the ground, actually getting on the facilities that humans played on during the day.
The protagonist Crow was stunned.
The audience was also stunned.
[Oh no, you guys are really tigers! ]
[This is so funny, so they are the first to trust the protagonist Crow, isn’t it because they are born with a lack of brains? ]
[Very good, then let’s call them stupid ()]
The crow got on the seesaw. At first, he didn't understand what the seesaw was for. But when he passed the half axis and the height he was at slowly changed, he suddenly realized the fun and jumped sideways repeatedly, mumbling.
The stupid crow No. 2 went up the slide, but the friction of its thin claws could not keep it stable, and it almost fell down. Fortunately, the crow reacted quickly and spread its wings to maintain its balance. After landing, it pondered for a moment, and happily flew back to try again.
Stupid Crow No. 3 and Stupid Crow No. 4 gathered together on the swing. The weight of one crow was not enough to swing it, so they crowded together and flew forward like a dive. After driving the swing up, they folded their wings and enjoyed the swing.
The stupid Crow No. 5 at least remembered the protagonist Crow who brought them here. He came over to greet them with a lid he had picked up from somewhere, and then performed a car window skiing with the lid as if to signal the protagonist Crow's shocked eyes.
Protagonist Crow: !!
Audience: !!
[Wait a minute, I am confused. Are ravens so smart? ? Are they so good at playing? ? ]
[You really treat this place as your home (annoyed)]
[Protagonist Crow: I often feel out of place because I am too normal ()]
[I laughed so hard that I almost died. In comparison, the protagonist Ya Ya is really serious and earnest. She is the one who works hard to get promoted every day~]
[When people in the community come over and see this, they will be scared to death, hahahaha. ]
The good news is that the little crows are not afraid of people;
Bad news, the crows are really not afraid of people.
When it was just getting light, several elderly people came to the park early, ready to start a new day with some Tai Chi in the morning.
Then they saw—
Four or five big black birds were jumping up and down on the facilities they usually use, playing and frolicking like humans. If someone accidentally dropped them, they would make a cackling sound and laugh.
Seeing people coming, they stopped playing, but they were not afraid at all. They quietly let the elderly approach tentatively, and only exchanged glances with each other briefly:
Brothers, let’s live!
Those who understand will understand. This will fascinate them to death, haha!
The boss doesn't come, he must be testing us!
Haha, let me speak first.
The old people were a little scared when they saw them from a distance, but when they got closer, they saw that the birds were all shiny black, with smooth and neat feathers, and their round eyes were always glancing at them. They looked quite cute, so they gradually relaxed and even joked with each other:
"Crow? Is this a crow?"
"Wow! What a big crow!"
"You're not afraid of people!"
"Oh, they're all pretty fat."
"Haha, maybe he's hungry and wants to eat when he sees us."
But just as they were about to take out the peanuts, they saw a big bird open its sharp beak slightly, its throat trembled slightly, and blurted out:
"Oh my god, you can talk!"
She has a sweet voice and is so adorable.
Old people:!
It’s the sweet baby voice that they love as soon as they hear it, but…!
Before the old men could even cover their chests, another raven pushed past the first one, stretched its neck, and spoke excitedly:
"Hey, hey, if you beg me, I'll give it to you."
It's the voice of a mature uncle, but somehow it sounds greasy and vulgar.
Old people: !!
My ancestors, they have never been so scared in their lives!!
Seeing that they still couldn't defeat these two-legged beasts, the crows looked at each other in confusion, and finally selected the crow that had the most abundant harvest yesterday.
The crow, who held the team's hopes, had a resolute look in his eyes, shook his wings, and spoke in a resounding voice:
"Hakimi~Hakimi~"
The rough and deep voice is somewhat similar to that of a character in a children's animation.
Old people: ...
The shock was so great that they didn't know what to say. In short, their brains froze.
“…Gah.”
The protagonist crow, who was squatting on the railing and watching the whole process, closed his eyes in pain. He couldn't bear to stay in this embarrassing place any longer, so he flew away as if his tail was on fire.
If it stayed any longer, it was afraid that others would think it was a dishonest crow.
The audience was already laughing like crazy.
[Help, help, help, I'm embarrassed for others again.]
[The protagonist Crow: Hold on to a little, hold on to a little, slip away, slip away. ]
[This is the first time I see the protagonist Crow feeling awkward. Help me, hahaha. ]
[I am dying of laughter. Yaya really doesn’t understand human language. Learning everything will only hurt you!!]
[I can imagine the scene, a human who is so excited to see Crow that he becomes a repeater vs. a Crow who doesn't understand human language and is just a stupid person.]
[The last one made me laugh so hard, did someone film the video and dub it? You are so good at saying that you are not willing to die!!]
[Hahahahaha, I'm really worried about the mental state of the elderly people. I hope they won't faint from fright! ]
Fortunately, the mental state of several elderly people is still relatively stable.
After the initial shock wore off, I realized that the crows were only able to repeat these few sentences over and over again. I then realized that they were just mimicking me, and I felt relieved.
I've only heard of parrots mimicking human speech, so when I first saw this handsome black bird, I thought it could only quack. But who would have thought that it could speak human language the next second, and its words were clear and powerful. In addition, when I first saw them playing freely on human facilities, the slightly superstitious elderly people almost thought they were possessed!
"You guys really scared grandpa!"
The old man surnamed Wang liked birds very much, so he became the first person to take the initiative to get close to the big birds.
He took out a handful of grain feed from the cloth bag that he had intended to feed other birds in the park, and tentatively passed it to the mouth of a raven, smiling kindly, "You better be careful. I, an old man, can't stand your bite."
The raven tilted its head, and at this moment finally remembered what its boss had repeatedly told it. It opened its mouth and said "thank you" before lowering its head to eat.
This thank you finally didn't have an extremely discordant tone, but a deep youthful voice that matched its appearance.
Old man Wang was stunned, and the smile on his face became more friendly: "You are still very polite, really good, you are a good bird."
Other crows:?
Haha?
What do you call a conspicuous bag?
No, it was the boss who said that we should call it like this.
After eye contact, the other crows also remembered and raised their heads to thank the people who fed them.
The old men had already calmed down, and after hearing the crows thanking them politely and sweetly, they liked them even more.
Only one old man was slightly stunned after hearing this voice.
"Haha, who made the baby noise just now?"
After they recovered, the old people started to play with the bird one by one. The more they looked at the shiny black feathers, the more they liked them, and some even touched them.
The most popular one was the crow that had learned the little girl's voice. Several old people were happily teasing it as if they were teasing their own granddaughters, and they couldn't help but trick it into calling them grandpa and grandma.
The old people did not realize that the sweet, baby-like voice was not actually the crow's own voice, but an imitation of it.
So, with their persistent teaching, they finally got grandparents with the voice of old friends.
A very old voice called them grandpa and grandma, well, it's hard to comment.
Old people: ...
No, this is too horrible.
I felt like my seniority suddenly soared, and the pressure of life suddenly became so great.
They gave up and simply enjoyed themselves by petting and feeding the birds in the park.
Only a few crows would occasionally look up at an empty railing somewhere. They didn't want to fly away, but just looked a little confused.
——Huh? Where's your elder brother?
My eldest brother is now on the other side of the city.
Hurt by the embarrassing scene just now, it learned its lesson and decided to be a lone ranger for a day to avoid damaging its reputation.
Although all crows look similar with only minor differences, the main crow has a more notable feature - its tail feathers are slightly longer than those of other crows, making the whole crow's body look more slender and elegant.
And like a cat, its long tail feathers will occasionally explode, and will tremble quietly when it is happy, which is really smart and special.
And now, the protagonist Crow's tail was tucked in and almost never relaxed.
[I finally understand what it means to carry the station all night long. If it wants to fly, it really flies. ]
[It was so funny, the main character Crow was scared to the other side of the city, hahahaha. ]
[No, if you don't have this kind of mental quality, how can you be the boss, huh? ]
[The protagonist Crow is still not a rogue enough. If it were me, I would fly down and scream. I would swat away all the conspicuous bags with one claw! ! ]
[I am very worried about the mental state of the front ()]
[It is my honor to have a leader who is emotionally stable and handles breakdowns privately——by The Insane Little Brother Crow. 】
At this time, the protagonist Crow was standing on a telephone pole, looking at the passers-by below.
With so many people around, it didn't dare to approach directly.
Where can I get something to eat?
Ya Ya fell into deep thought.
"Wow! It's a big crow!"
Instead, passers-by noticed it first.
They walked in pairs, huddled together, looking at their phones and then looking up at the crows:
"Have you checked your fellow city residents? Someone said yesterday that he found a crow that can speak human language! Is that it?"
"Wow, crows can talk?! I want to hear it!"
"In this video, if you repeat too many times, it will forget what you said before and just repeat your words stupidly. It's so cute!!"
"I want to tease him too! There's one right here too, so I'll tempt him with a piece of bread! Eh? He's not moving."
Of course the protagonist crow did not move. It was greatly shocked at the moment.
It was even more shocking when it heard the familiar voice coming from the small brick in the hands of humans.
The clever crows that came from the countryside into the city were hit hard.
What!
Is it possible that humans can transmit information so quickly?
What about its arrangement, its plan to conquer multiple long-term meal tickets together with its younger brothers...ugh!
Crow is lost, Crow is emo on the pole.
"Hello, what video is it? Can you show it to me?"
A new group of humans could be heard talking from below.
"Oh my god! How come your 'hello' sounds exactly like theirs!"
"Ah? Same?"
"Listen, listen, could it be that these crows learned from you?"
"ah……"
The man, dressed in a serious black suit, looked thoughtful when he heard this: "Crow, is it so smart?"
Passerby: "Look, there's one up there. If you're curious, you can try to get it to come down. But it's very timid and won't come down. Even tempting it with food doesn't work."
The visitor raised his head and happened to meet the eyes of a black emo figure on the telephone pole.
This feeling always feels familiar.
He smiled.
Oh, I see.
So, in his neighborhood, the sight that always made him feel like something was wrong but he couldn't find it turned out to be this.
The protagonist Crow's small speaking class is now open~
"Hello" - used during initial contact to dispel the bipeds' vigilance and arouse their curiosity and desire. Just say enough and don't say more.
"Don't" - use with caution. According to it, humans do not like to be rejected, so once you use this word to reject something you don't want, be ready to run away at any time!
"Thank you" - used to further enhance feelings and develop sustainable long-term meal tickets. Once you hear humans say words like "come again", "want to raise", "like" and so on to you, it proves that you have conquered them and can find new delicious meal tickets.
This arrangement of keeping the mystery without having to perform was ruined by the stupid little brothers, and the protagonist was so angry that he ran away (bushi)
Note: Hakimi is a Japanese word that means honey, but because an audio containing it is often used in short videos with cute cats and dogs, some netizens use it to refer to cute furry things. Because the plot happens to be about shooting a video, Hakimi is used directly. Don't be misled by the meme.
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