Society, you crow brother
...There is something dirty!!
The dog was stunned, his pupils trembling.
Ravens have a strong ability to make sounds. When they try to imitate humans, they can imitate not only the tone of voice but also the timbre.
And for a dog, it is a terrible thing that a bird makes the same sound as its owner! !
Especially the culprit saw it stunned, and moved his paw closer with pretended concern, shaking the feathers in his throat and speaking again: "Well, puppy?"
It was that familiar voice again.
The dog subconsciously tucked its tail between its legs and took a few steps back.
The audience laughed like crazy.
[Help! ! It turns out that this crow is not a serious crow. It has such a bad taste to leave a psychological shadow on the puppy. Hahaha. ]
[Dog: How dare you rub against my master! Eat my snacks! Play with my toys! ]
[Hahahaha, the temptation of crows, right? ]
[The dog woke up in the middle of the night: No, that bird must be sick! ! ]
[I am dying of laughter. I almost didn't react. It learns so quickly. Could it be that this crow can become a leader because of its super communication ability and good relationship with humans? ]
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Yu Man, who was standing by, almost burst out laughing, watching her stupid dog being frightened by the crow and tucking its tail between its legs, and she couldn't help but rub the fluffy feathers of the crow next to her.
Although the raven's wing feathers are black, shiny and sharp, the fur on its neck is extremely soft and fluffy, and you can even sink your fingers into it. The touch is in no way inferior to that of popular pets such as cats and dogs.
When a raven feels comfortable, it will make a slight gurgling sound in its throat and gently shake its wings to show its affection, showing a very strong sense of response.
Especially its appearance is so handsome and cool, coupled with its easy-going personality, it has the contrast of a macho man acting coquettishly, who can not love it!
While the dog was happily picking up the marbles, Yu Man couldn't help but feed all the biscuits that were originally used to reward the dog to the big crow.
"Guda."
After teasing the dog, the raven continued to focus on its original target.
It folded its wings and moved its claws to the right side of the girl. It lowered its head and fiddled with the bracelet with its sharp beak. Then it raised its head and said to the girl sincerely, "Hello."
Obviously this sentence is still that deep and magnetic bass, but for some reason it is a bit funny.
【Yaya: Hello, I am cute, please give me the bracelet. 】
[That’s all you can say, right? (annoyed)]
[This is a talking crow! If you tell me, I will give it to you right away! ]
[And it could have stolen the bracelet directly, but now it is just asking for it politely, so it has to be packed up and given to him immediately! ]
"puff--"
Yu Man was almost laughing to death.
Just now when she was walking the dog, she felt the bracelet was in the way, so she took it off. Unexpectedly, it attracted a raven.
This is not an expensive bracelet. You can buy a bunch of beautiful junk on Taobao for 9.9 yuan with free shipping. If the crow wants it, you can certainly give it to it.
but……
She was curious about how smart crows could be.
Yu Man rubbed the aggrieved dog, packed the biscuits into a small bag, and put it together with the bracelet.
"I can give it to you." Trying to make Ya Ya understand her words, Yu Man spoke slowly, "But you have to wait a while, wait a while."
The big black bird in front of her tilted its head, wondering if it understood what she meant.
So Yu Man patiently used her fingers to pretend to be a human to demonstrate to it: "If you can't wait, you can take the cookies away, but only cookies."
In the demonstration, the finger man kicked the hand that was blocking it away and ran happily towards the biscuits and bracelet. However, when he took the biscuits and wanted to go to the bracelet, he was ruthlessly knocked over by the hand and could only leave with a biscuit in disappointment.
Raven: "Ga..."
Ya Ya was thoughtful.
"But if you can wait, you can take away two things!"
Starting over again, the finger man waited obediently for the palm to rise before setting off. This time it encountered no obstacles, but got a double harvest of cookies and bracelets.
Raven: "Ga."
Crow gradually understood everything.
Without Yu Man's further signal, it naturally moved closer and waited behind Yu Man's hanging palm, peeking its head out like a primary school student at a red light, waiting for "permission to pass".
This is so clever!!
Yu Man's eyes lit up.
Delaying gratification is something that even some adults find difficult to do, but I didn’t expect a crow to be able to do it to this extent.
She deliberately delayed for a while, and the big crow beside her was still waiting patiently, just turning its head to look at her a little more frequently, but still very well-behaved.
It seems that what is said on the Internet is not reliable. What does it mean that "crows all like to sell swords"? They are obviously very well-behaved individuals!
The palm fence finally went up.
Yu Man smiled and said, "Okay, now you can take everything!"
Only then did the raven nod slightly to her, then walked gracefully to the prizes, grabbed them one by one with its claws, and took off in an instant.
"I come to walk the dog every day, you can come and play with me often!"
Looking at the black figure gradually receding in the sky, Yu Man couldn't help but yell, and then the dog beside her started barking:
“Woof woof woof!!” Don’t come!!
"Okay, don't be so stingy."
“Woof!!”
When the raven gradually approached the crow colony base, the narrator spoke elegantly and summarized the incident:
"Although he loves his gang, he is not satisfied with its overly rough and simple behavior."
"You know, the truly terrifying forces are those that can escape unscathed even if they have committed countless evil deeds and are brought under the sun for trial."
"For example, this time, although he provoked the relationship between the mother and son, and although he took away the wealth that belonged to them, no one felt it was wrong, and they just thought that he deserved it all."
"To get ill-gotten gains in an upright manner, this is his plan."
[Hahahahaha damn! This is really a very unique crow! ]
[Translation: Ordinary crows are chaotic evil, but this crow is lawful evil, a scheming crow! ]
[I am dying of laughter. So this ambitious crow is planning to clean up the crow group and get a good reputation before continuing to do evil (selling swords), right? 】
[I thought it was a honey trap. Didn't Yaya rely on selling her beauty to get food and bracelets? ]
[I felt like being touched was part of the plan, so I just thought of it as a massage ()]
[Damn, this crow is so scary! ! ]
By the time this crow returned to the crow flock, most of the members had already arrived.
They were next to each other, chirping and croaking, as if showing off their catch of the day.
"Ga, ga, ga!" I pecked three cats' tails today!
"Ga ga, ga!" Look, I found a super interesting game!
"Quack~" I grabbed a piece of bread~
The narration is concise:
"The Crow Gang bullies the weak and bullies men and women, and does all kinds of evil."
The camera flashed back the crows' achievements today:
Today, the crows pounced on five cats and four dogs, "accidentally" obtained three or four uneaten breakfasts, and obtained seven shiny items from humans.
[I am dying of laughter. Let me see how many more cats' butts get hurt.]
【Guess which of the big losers didn’t have breakfast today? 】
[Help, this is such a bully. ]
【Hahaha, did I notice that the narration directly said "Crow Gang"? Literally the Crow Gang, hahaha.】
[How could they have the mind to do this? Aren't animals supposed to run around for food and drink? ]
[Crows are not picky eaters. They have strong stomachs and can eat almost anything. They can easily feed themselves, so they especially like to have fun, haha. ]
The protagonist Ya Ya had a very good harvest.
Not only was I able to feed myself and pack a small bag of delicious snacks, I also brought back a beautiful blingbling bracelet.
As it approached, the light reflected by the beautiful bracelet stunned a group of crows.
Ga!
This is a bracelet!
It grows on the hands of that two-legged beast!
Oh my god, how did you take this off?
The crows made a seat for it, staring at the bracelet on its claws with admiration, eagerly waiting for this big boss to impart his experience.
As the sun sets, the crows start a meeting.
Although the audience couldn't understand it, they had a voice-over translation.
Narrator:
"He finally had the opportunity to convey his ideas, and he spoke his mind without reservation at the meeting."
"Although they have top-notch hardware, if they still have to struggle to make a living, it really doesn't fit the magnanimity of a large gang."
【so？】
[I am dying of laughter. When will I be able to get into the role? Hahaha. 】
"So, they might as well seek cooperation."
"Work with the biggest chaebol in this city."
[Wait? Chaebol?]
[I am so excited, I have become a chaebol? ? ]
The audience was stunned.
But then, it makes damn sense.
[The snacks, cakes and meat products that fill up the stores of humans are indeed luxurious in the eyes of Crows...]
[And the mirrors we casually throw away must be very cool in the eyes of the crows. ]
[Great, I'm the main character's golden thigh, hahaha, just give me ruarua! ]
[I am dying of laughter, hahahaha, how did the plot become like this!!]
[Ahem, calm down, everyone, think carefully, with Yaya's intelligence, if he really cooperates with others, can he live a comfortable life? ]
【Hahahaha yes, at most it’s just a pat on the fur, and humans would be flattered. 】
But the narrator's tone changed, with a hint of regret:
"Although what he said makes sense, unfortunately, with his current qualifications, he is not enough to change the foreign policy of the entire Crow Gang."
“Only a few members are willing to believe him and join his camp.”
"But the seeds of change have already been planted, waiting for him to ignite them one day."
[The other crows have taken a narrow path! ]
[I think it's pretty good. I don't know how people in this city treat animals, but it's a good thing to be cautious.]
[In fact, you can see it. You can see that so many stray cats and dogs in the camera are well fed and clean. It feels like this city is quite animal-friendly. The crows have been selling swords for four or five days without any problems. It feels like the atmosphere is pretty good~]
[Indeed, and since it was proposed by the protagonist Crow, even if everyone disagreed at first, it would definitely be correct in the end, and the first group of people who followed him would become core members.]
[Hahahaha, you know this kind of text! ]
In the camera, after the protagonist crow finished his story, the crows that originally surrounded him scattered, and only four or five crows remained around him.
The protagonist crow did not feel angry, but communicated with four or five younger crows for a few times, and then began to teach them the special skills seriously.
It deliberately folded its wings and stretched its neck slightly, the whole crow formed an elegant and handsome posture like an oil painting. Then the feathers in its throat trembled, the dark beak slightly opened, and it uttered a low "hello".
It actually made a human voice!
The younger brother leaned back to show respect, and when the older brother finished demonstrating, he studied carefully, imitating him one by one.
"You."
"Mud howl."
"You waste!"
"You...coo...good!"
[This is so funny. So is this how all those crows that have never seen a human but can speak human language come from? ]
[Crows do pass on knowledge to each other, such as food resources, but I didn't expect that this was the one passed on this time, hahaha. ]
[Just tell me if it works! If a crow called like this next to me, I would immediately turn around to tease it! Birds that can speak human language are simply human traps! ]
[Wow, I feel like the main character crow is worthy of being the main character crow. Not only is he brave, but he also has a strong learning ability. He never made any mistakes when he was learning to be a "puppy"! ]
After a night of teaching, the little brothers set out on their journey with high spirits. When they returned in the evening, they had indeed reaped a rich harvest, but...
"Oh my god, you can talk!"
Her words were in the sweet and adorable tone that only little girls have, even with a hint of babyishness.
Protagonist Crow: ? ?
Its pupils shrank slightly, and it circled around the returning little crow as if it was looking at something dirty, its tail feathers slightly opened in fright.
The little brother held the bread in his crow's claws and let it look at him obediently, but he opened his mouth and said in a lolita tone: "Oh my God, you can talk!"
Hearing this sound coming from a handsome black bird is really...
The protagonist crow looked at it silently, and when it saw that it wanted to speak, he couldn't help it, so he raised his wings and blew it away.
Flutter.
After a while, another little crow returned successfully, but it no longer said "hello", but -
"Fuck, the crow is talking!!"
The pronunciation was clear and loud, and one could tell it was from a male college student. His tone was shocked, as if he would call his friends and say, "Brothers, come and see, the crow is talking" in the next second.
Protagonist Crow: ...
hateful.
Its little brother, contaminated by human memes.
Protagonist Crow: It’s cheap, too cheap (annoyed)
This wave is the retribution for scaring the puppy with a crow (bushi)
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