The Fat Little Prodigal
The scene begins in a forest in late autumn.
Most of the leaves in the forest have fallen, leaving only bare branches and a few small orange and yellow flowers.
The weather looks a bit cold.
"Chiu——"
“Chirp—”
A weak, short and pleasant chirping sound was heard, and the camera seemed to be attracted and turned towards the source of the sound.
A fluffy and cute little fat bird rushed straight into the camera.
It looks extremely petite, with fluffy body feathers. Except for its wings and tail feathers which are dark brown, its entire body is covered with snow-white feathers, making it look like an overly soft little glutinous rice ball.
The little fat bird tilted its head and looked at the camera curiously. Its round and bright eyes and delicate and short beak both hit the cute spot of humans.
Chirp~?
The audience who just entered the live broadcast room were all shocked:
[Oh my god! What is this? What is this extremely cute thing?! ! ]
[Ahhh, so cute, so cute, so cute!! I want to eat it all in one bite!!]
[Northern Long-tailed Tit!! The cutest and most beautiful bird in my heart! Ahhh, camera, you understand me! ]
[Wow, it’s so small and cute, and it has light yellow eyeshadow, how can it grow so long? ! ]
The audience momentarily forgot the original intention of opening this live broadcast room and just focused on sucking the fat pussy.
The camera seemed to understand what the audience meant and did not move away to find the anchor, but moved along with the movement of the little fat chick.
The round and fluffy little bird hopped around on the branches, occasionally making tender and delicate chirps, as if talking to itself.
The audience laughed:
[Hey, baby, can you fly? Why are you so fat? ]
[Nonsense! The little fat chick doesn't even weigh two coins! It's just furry! ]
[I can't tell their exact size through the lens, but to give you an idea, a normal adult can hold eight or nine of these little birds in their hands, a nest of these little fat chicks in each hand.]
[Ahhh, is this true? So small and cute! ! ]
The host has not shown up yet, but the audience doesn't care. After all, it is best if such a scumbag protagonist does not show up.
But the narration suddenly started:
"He is a romantic and passionate playboy."
【? Narrator: What are you doing? 】
[Ahhh no, I don’t want to look at this scumbag!!]
[Don't bother, let's continue to enjoy watching the little fat girl! ]
The narrator remains unmoved:
"She is a fledgling chivalrous woman."
【Ahhh Master, stop chanting! 】
[Damn it, I don't want to see this love-hate relationship between a scumbag and a bitch! ]
[I just remembered why I clicked in, just to tell my sisters to stay away from Phoenix men!!]
The narrator continues firmly:
"An encounter in late autumn closely linked the fates of the two."
"Since then, they have traveled the world hand in hand, witnessed the changes in the world together, and their feelings have gradually warmed up."
[Heh, does it mean the kind of relationship where the scumbag beats and kicks the woman at every turn, flirts with girls everywhere, and asks the woman to give him gifts every day, but the woman is still willing to do it? ]
[Who on earth is watching this kind of plot? ! It's really disgusting! How can a man make others fall in love with him just by relying on his face? Is this reasonable? ! ]
[I really hate this kind of YY literature. How can they all be so naive even though they are all chivalrous women? Impossible! ! ]
[Heh, I want to see how this live broadcast room intends to rationalize this plot. ]
Reminded by the narrator, the audience immediately gave up their nostalgia for Feichu and got ready to wait for the scumbag to appear so that they could receive a quality education.
But the camera still follows this little fat bird.
When it heard other birds singing besides itself, it spread its wings and suddenly took off into the air.
The bird looked silly and clumsy when it folded its wings, but it was unexpectedly lively and agile when it spread its wings. It also flew at an astonishingly fast speed. After only a few breaths, it reached another tree more than ten meters away.
The audience subconsciously praised:
【Wow, baby is so great! 】
[It's so cute when it flies, oooo, glutinous rice balls take off! 】
[The wings are so long and beautiful! They look like those flower and bird paintings~]
[Although...why is the camera still following it? ]
On the tree we arrived at, there was a row of fat little birds standing in a row.
They huddle together for warmth and peck at each other's feathers. They look very close, like little dumplings stuck together.
The audience was hit again:
[Oh my god, this is too cute! ! ]
[Ahh, you are standing in a row, do you want to be eaten by your aunt? ! Jump in, my mouth is so big! ! ]
The little fat bird that first appeared in the camera was jumping excitedly, as if it wanted to join in. It hopped from the edge to squeeze into the group of fat birds, but was avoided by the birds on the outside.
"Chiu——"
It barked a few times and seemed a little frustrated, but still insisted on leaning against everyone.
"Hoo!"
“Chichichi!”
“Chirp!”
The dumplings standing in a row finally realized the arrival of the uninvited guest. They looked at each other, chirped a few times, spread their wings and flew away, then moved to another place to continue standing in a row.
Only the little fat bird, which was originally very excited to join in, was left alone on the branch, moving its paws awkwardly, looking extremely pitiful.
【Ah! I’m isolated! 】
[Why did you isolate it? It looks so cute! ! ]
[Little fat chicks need to keep their body temperature high so they can huddle together for warmth! If they are isolated, they may freeze to death in the winter. Goodbye! 】
After the audience had felt sorry for him, the narrator began to speak slowly:
"The experience of being isolated by his family made him decide to leave this loveless homeland and find someone who truly loves him."
Audience: ? ?
【ah? ? 】
【Narrator: What are you talking about? ? 】
[Who is this? Are you talking about this fat chick? The narrator who also does animal world commentary? ]
The narrator who is constantly questioned: …
The narrator continues firmly:
"Just at this time, he met a young female knight who was just starting out and was injured because of carelessness."
“The story officially begins here.”
Audience: ? ?
The audience was constantly asking questions to express their confusion, but the fat bird in the camera suddenly tilted its head, spread its wings and flew in a certain direction.
“Hoo—Hoo—”
A weak gasp was heard.
Pushing aside the layers of bushes, a young girl was seen lying under a tree, holding her chest with her eyes tightly closed.
"Hmm~?"
The curious little tit flew down from the branch, stopped a few meters away from the girl, and looked at her with its little head tilted.
A strange guess vaguely arose in the audience's minds.
The narrator's subsequent remarks confirmed this conjecture:
"When they first met, he saw that the young chivalrous lady looked shabby, so he tried to steal her treasure, but was caught by accident."
In the camera, the snow-white ball was seen jumping up and down, tentatively approaching, looking at the weak girl for a long time, and staring at the tassel on the soft sword at the girl's waist.
The colorful blue-green tassels really suit the birds' aesthetic taste.
The little fat bird tilted its head and saw that the person was motionless with her eyes closed. It then became bolder and lightly jumped onto the girl's legs, then dragged the sword tassel out with its mouth.
I tried hard to drag it, but failed. The "corpse" underneath moved.
“Chirp!”
The fat bird spread its wings and tried to fly the moment the "ground" shook, but the girl accurately clamped its two claws. It flapped its wings and struggled in the girl's hands for a long time, but was unable to escape.
"Little thief, your aunt is tired, not dead...eh?"
Ye Shuyu spoke lazily, and his originally nonchalant tone suddenly changed when he saw the creature in his hand, and softened: "Oh, it's a cat!"
She looked at the fat little bird in her hand, then at the sword tassel on her waist, and couldn't help but smile: "Do you want to use my sword tassel to build a nest? Or to please the little female bird?"
Fatty: “Chirp!”
The final struggle was futile, and the little fat bird folded its wings. It was held by humans in a cute, pitiful and helpless manner, without even a sound.
Really worried that the little guy would get angry to death, Ye Shuyu quickly spoke up and took the initiative to untie the sword tassel from his waist: "Okay, if you really want it, I'll give it to you, but don't be angry."
The narrator opens his mouth at the right moment:
"Although she was injured, the girl remained vigilant and caught the thief who tried to steal her things."
"But he is so handsome and lovable that even if he was the first to have evil thoughts, the girl couldn't bear to blame him. Instead, she took the initiative to give him gifts to comfort him."
Audience: …
The amount of information is too great and the impact is too strong. Let them calm down first.
[So, the scumbag we just scolded is the fat boy? ]
[So, the love-brained girl that we hate so much is the girl who is holding on to the little fat girl? ]
[So, the treasure offered is a beautiful decoration like a sword tassel? ]
Um……
The audience's brain was in a state of shutdown, and they spoke hesitantly:
[Seems... okay? ]
[It's just a small thing. The "punching and kicking" in the original work doesn't mean the bird pecking people, right? ]
[Such a cute little thing, it pecked me, am I not wrong? ! ]
[I empathize with the girls in the original work. It really only takes a fat kiss to capture my heart~]
[Ahhh, so he's this kind of scumbag? ? I can do it, I can do it! I just like lively little fat girls! ! ]
[Damn it, don't underestimate the fat cricket. If it bites you, the wound will take hours to heal! Are you afraid?]
[Wow, I'm so scared, but I can bear it all for everyone! As long as I can rub the little fat girl, my life will be worth it! 】
"Chiu~?"
Although it was afraid of people at first, the girl didn't do anything to it and even comforted it in a soft voice. The fat cat gradually became bolder and began to tilt its head to look carefully at the huge creature.
Seeing this, Ye Shuyu untied the sword tassel with his other hand and shook it in front of the bird's eyes. He was so fond of watching the little bird's head chasing the tassel as it swayed.
It was a blessing in disguise.
She was talking and laughing, thinking in her heart.
Although I was injured by the conspiracy of the villain, I was lucky enough to have the opportunity to come into contact with such lovely birds in the forest.
But...hiss!
The wound ached slightly, and there was a strange numbing feeling that gradually spread throughout her body. She was afraid that the man had coated the knife with medicine, wanting her to die silently in the forest.
In this sparsely populated forest, not only would it be hard to find anyone, but even water would be hard to come by. If she didn't handle the situation properly, she might really die here...
Before she died, there was only a little bird to accompany her, alas.
"Cat, do you know where I can find clean water?" She communicated with the bird in her hand without any hope. She shook the blue sword tassel and said with a smile, "Take me there. Besides this sword tassel, I can also give you more beautiful things."
Maotuanzi tilted his head and looked at her without saying a word.
Talking to the bird for help, the poison in her wound might have already entered her brain. Ye Shuyu smiled bitterly and released both hands at the same time: "Let's go, Xiuxiu Cat, I hope to see you again tomorrow."
The moment I let go of the sword, the little fat bird flapped its wings and disappeared into the forest without even grabbing the sword tassel.
The girl was left there sighing, slowly closing her eyes, trying to find a way to be happy despite the suffering, thinking that doing good deeds before she died could be considered as accumulating merit for a good reincarnation.
“Chirp~!”
After a long silence, she heard the birds singing again.
Opening her eyes in confusion, Ye Shuyu saw the snow-white bird flying away and coming back, swaying left and right in the air, staring at her with a pair of black bean-like eyes, as if somewhat confused.
"oops?"
All things have spirits, she said to herself silently, but she was still confused: "Cat, are you going to take me to find water?"
“Chirp—chirp!”
The fluttering little glutinous rice balls chirped a few times, as if in response.
After all, she had no other way to go, so the girl slowly stood up, ready to trust this clever little creature.
"Hoo!"
But the little fat bird did not lead the way immediately. Instead, it flew left and right to block the girl. No one knew what it wanted to do.
Ye Shuyu hesitated and thought that this cute cat might be teasing her or taking revenge on her, then she saw Feiqiu fall to the ground, stepping on the sword tassel that she had just thrown down with its paw, and jumping on the spot.
Looking at those bright black eyes again, she could sense what the little guy meant:
——You promised to give me the sword tassel too! Why don’t you take it with you?
"I was negligent."
Ye Shuyu laughed at his own imagination and tentatively bent down to pick up the sword tassel. He looked up again and saw that the hesitant little fat bird immediately flew away quickly in a certain direction without any reluctance.
Her heart moved, she had more trust, and she hurried to follow.
"Slow down... Oh, you really don't know how to be gentle with women..."
However, the little fat bird flew too fast and didn't wait for people, so Ye Shuyu lost it several times and was so sad that he wanted to cry.
rustle--
The sound of leaves being pushed aside was heard, and a furry little fat bird jumped out of the woods. Looking at the girl who fell behind it again, Doudou's eyes seemed to contain some helplessness.
"Little ancestor, I know you are smart and can understand what I say, can you fly slower?" Ye Shuyu quickly spoke up and added chips to himself, "I have a lot of beautiful tassels in my bag, can I give them all to you?"
I don’t know if it understood or didn’t want to look back and wait for someone, but the little fat bird didn’t continue flying. It even jumped slowly on the ground, looking back as it jumped.
Ye Shuyu: "Yeah, I'm following you."
Little Fatty: “Chirp~!”
One man and one bird slowly approached the water source in the forest.
People who practice martial arts have sharp ears and sharp eyes, and they have already heard the gurgling sound of water. Ye Shuyu looked at the white ball in front of him with gradually gentle eyes.
Narrator:
"Although she used her own interests to persuade him to save her, and he didn't show much sympathy during the journey, the girl was still moved by his reliable figure."
"Even if he is greedy for money, so what? As long as she can give and get his warmth in return, it will be enough for the girl to be willing."
audience:……
[Oh my god…]
[So this is the development? ? ]
[Hahahaha but it really makes sense!! It’s good enough that the bird can help you, why do you want a fat bird as big as a ping-pong ball to carry you?]
[Ahhh, so cute, so cute, so cute!! The little fat bird that likes tassels is also so cute! I also want to bribe the little bird like this, woooo!!]
[He's so cute jumping on the ground. Fatty is actually willing to lead the girl like this. I'm crying! ! ]
[I was wondering how could I possibly justify that kind of scumbag... If that's the case, then it's really justified, goose goose goose! ]
The little fat guy makes a shining appearance!
Note: 吇吇猫 is the common name of the little Feiqiu. "吇吇" is the sound it makes when it is eating, and "猫" describes the fluffy appearance of the little Feiqiu, which is similar to a kitten. Because I think it is too inappropriate for people in ancient times to call the little Feiqiu "Feiqiu", and calling it "mountain tit" is too common, so I use "吇吇猫" as a more cute and intimate name qwq
Because the fat chick is a wild animal, there is not much specific information. I added some cute points that I like. I hope everyone will read the serious science popularization and don’t take it seriously. qwq
Also, although fat chicks are cute, it’s best not to buy them as pets qwq They belong in the wild forest~
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