The Fat Little Prodigal
"You tricked me into the tower?"
In the distant trees, among the treetops covered by a large area of deep yellow, the fourth person that the group was wary of, the number one killer codenamed Rakshasa, muttered to himself.
If she had known that someone was trying to frame her like this, that person would have been poisoned to death tonight.
But perhaps now that she knew she didn't have much time left, her murderous intent had weakened, so she treated this harmless calculation as amusement and felt calm.
Or maybe it was because that person was...
"Hmm~?"
The fat bird that was pecking at her open palm looked up at her in confusion and tilted its head.
Luosha shook his head: "Nothing, just continue eating."
The little bird in the palm of the hand stopped pecking at the food, but stared at the person in front of him, not knowing what he was thinking.
The audience could vaguely know what the fat boy was thinking.
[Bet! How will Little Fatty try to get Sister Cool to join the team today? ]
[It's impossible for the female warrior to catch up. Will he pretend not to want to fly and ask the killer sister to send it back? ]
[This sister has been refusing to join the team, and Feichu has to work two shifts every day, crying. ]
[Are you crying because you are so full of yourself? I feel like Fatty is already solid now. Is this something I can say? ()]
The narrator begins with a routine:
"During the past few days of the journey, the prodigal son has been eating outside many times."
【Hahahahaha, yes, I ate so much that I became a ball.】
【Language is really profound and extensive ()】
The narration was not interrupted:
"Although it's exciting and fun to date an iceberg beauty, it's really annoying to always be sneaky and avoid the sight of the heroine."
[Every day when the female warrior sees the fat guy, her expression is very complicated...]
[But what bad intentions did Jiujiu have! He just went out to look for food and came across a beautiful branch that grew food and gave off heat! ]
The final ending of the narration:
"So, Langzi came up with the idea of bringing this cold-faced killer into the team. That way, they wouldn't have to be so secretive when getting along with each other, and this cold-faced killer who looks lonely and indifferent could also feel the warmth of the group."
【Scumbag! Scumbag! 】
[Although in the world of Jubao, companions should gather together, right? In the winter, everyone should hug each other for warmth ww]
[Is this cool sister afraid of the cold? She has always been warming others up! ]
[But the young lady has no inner strength, and she has been wrapped up very warmly these days because it is cold. ]
[Ah?! (Shocked face) So, is it because Chubao was afraid that the others would freeze to death that he insisted on bringing Sister Cool into the team? ]
[…It’s really ridiculous to put it in the original work, but it might be true if it’s put on a single-lined little fat girl! ]
When the time came to leave, Fatty stayed in the killer's hand without moving.
The killer, who didn't understand human nature, naturally couldn't understand the twists and turns in Que'er's little head. Seeing the little guy lying motionless in the nest, he thought it was a little bloated, so he waited patiently for it to feel better.
After a long time, the little fat bird couldn't lie still any longer.
"Chirp? Chirp!"
It raised its head in confusion, stomped on the palms of its hands, and called out urgingly.
Luosha opened his eyes: "Well, go ahead."
They looked at each other, and Feiqiu didn't move.
Luosha thought: "Could it be that he has gained a lot of weight recently and can't fly anymore?"
“…Chiu!”
The fat bird nagged her angrily, flapped its wings a few times and disappeared.
Luosha looked at the petite figure flying away rapidly, leaned against the tree, and slowly closed his eyes.
"Humph, you still remember to come back!"
Fatty walked in through the window and heard the girl's familiar sour words.
The little bird landed unmoved on the wooden frame specially carved for it by Taoist Qingheng, and combed its down feathers which were a little messy after flying back just now, looking relaxed and at ease.
"...Damn it, I know you can understand me!" Ye Shuyu was so angry that she walked around the room. Seeing the little guy concentrating on taking care of herself, she became even angrier, "Have we ever lacked food from you? Have we ever lacked your Sui Sui? You just left us out here to have fun for an entire afternoon. You are shameless!!"
The fat bird began to preen the small feathers under its wings.
"Mi Gao! I know you are listening! Don't play dumb!"
The fat chicks began to jump on the wooden frame and peck at the tasseled ears.
"How did that man bribe you? Tell me!"
Feiqiu began to exercise by jumping up and down on the wooden frame.
"Okay, Miss Ye, calm down."
Taoist Master Qing Heng was disturbed and stood up to speak seriously: "Don't treat the psychic like an ordinary pet. It must have sensed that the person's identity is special and is guiding us."
The fat bird on the wooden frame finally got tired of playing. Seeing that the familiar branch was no longer talking to it in a loud voice, it chirped happily and flew to her neck to act coquettishly.
Ye Shuyu: ...
After being interrupted by this third-rate Taoist priest, she felt that it was strange for her to care about this.
She took the heavier bird from her neck into her hands, stroked its warm feathers, and looked closely at its cute little face. She sighed softly, "That's right, what does a bird know? That person must have used some trick to lure it out."
Taoist Qingheng: "It must be the psychic itself..."
Ye Shuyu turned to Lu Qinghe and said, "I hope tomorrow's trick will be effective and that person will stop pestering Mi Gao."
Lu Qinghe: "Actually, that person isn't a bad guy, right? Maybe he's a girl who loves and cares for birds?"
Taoist Qingheng: "I think we should contact that person and follow the psychic's instructions..."
Ye Shuyu snorted: "If you like birds, just find a bird yourself. What's the point of staring at other people's birds and feeding them?"
She shook the bulging fur ball that was peacefully lying in her hands and said angrily, "Look at how fat Mi Gao has become!!"
The fat guy who was drowsy and was woken up and called fat:!
It popped up: "Chirp, chirp, chirp!"
What’s wrong with birds gaining weight for the winter?
I didn’t eat many of your seeds!
Chirp!
Lu Qinghe pursed her lips and smiled, finding this scene particularly adorable.
[No one cares about the Taoist priest's opinion in the background...]
[Although what the Taoist priest said is actually correct in a sense, hahaha, it is worthy of being a narrator. 】
[I feel like the original storyline here must be very crude, the narration should get to work! ]
The narrator came happily:
"Having caught the prodigal son cheating on her husband many times, the heroine finally couldn't help herself this time. She kept questioning him, hoping to get a confession."
"But the prodigal avoided the topic and didn't even say a word to her."
"As a younger brother, the Taoist priest stood up at this time, firmly supported him, and calmed down the jealous female warrior."
[Female warrior: He didn’t even want to say a word to me! ]
【Jiubao: ...Jiujiu?】
[It’s actually pretty good that the little bird doesn’t talk back. I feel embarrassed already ()]
[According to Xiaoniao’s bad temper before, he would have nag the heroine several times when he was scolded for no reason. But now he is quietly obedient. Isn’t this apology enough? (bushi)]
The narration continues to output:
"Yes, after being persuaded, the heroine thought, if there wasn't someone hooking up with him outside, why would the prodigal go out and cheat? What could be wrong with a prodigal who yearns for freedom by nature?"
"The one who is wrong must be the one who seduced her!"
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, so much to say! 】
[You really can’t say that about people. A mistress may not know that she is a mistress, but a scumbag definitely knows that he is cheating! So sisters, when you encounter this kind of thing, beating up the scumbag is your top priority! ! ]
[But here, what bad intentions does the bird have? ()]
[Perhaps Fatty didn't realize that the heroine was his master, and only thought she was his companion? A warm tree branch? A bad branch that always makes him angry? Hahaha. ]
[If the killer sister hadn't tempted him with food and used her inner strength as a heater, how could Jubao have taken the bait! She is not justified but also strong.jpg]
[It's so wonderful. I don't feel moral discomfort after becoming an animal. It's very interesting. I even want to hook up with Fatty. Hehe.]
[Because there is no need to restrict small animals by human values! It is good enough that they can trust you and be close to you across species~]
In short, on the second day, Ye Shuyu followed the previous plan and hired two people to disguise themselves and enter the tower, intending to trick the fourth person in the team into the tower.
He worked as hard as a tiger and the fat guy ate until he became a ball.
After coming out, Ye Shuyu was depressed: "What's wrong with that person!"
In fact, she is not the kind of person who is petty and calculative. If she is a good friend, it would be okay to secretly feed the fat girl into a pig.
But the key point is that the person's identity and attitude are unknown, and he follows them like a ghost, which is really scary.
Helpless, since they couldn't get rid of that man and the Taoist priest's divination didn't work, they could only try to use the bird to communicate with that man.
"Chirp~?"
Feiqiu raised one of his paws uncomfortably and shook it hard, throwing the cloth rolled into a small cylinder to the ground.
The bird itself was small, and the strip of cloth that could be tied to its feet was even smaller, so it was impossible to write a few words on it. Lu Qinghe, who only had delicate handwriting, could barely write a sentence on it.
"Good boy, don't move, it's very light." Tying the strip of cloth on the thin claws was simply torture. Ye Shuyu held his forehead and communicated with the bird without hope, "I won't stop you from interacting with that person. You just need to bring this to him. When I come back, I will help you warm up the ears. Can you sleep on it today?"
Feichu's eyes lit up: "Chuck!"
Tentatively, I handed the small piece of cloth to the bird's claws. The bird, which was originally reluctant, took the initiative to grab the small piece of cloth and flew out.
Ye Shuyu was in mixed emotions:...
So this little guy can really understand what people say!!
With the cooperation of Xiao Feichu, in the past few days, they finally learned some information about the mysterious man from a distance.
As soon as he found out the man's identity, Ye Shuyu almost drove out the bird that was happily returning home and gave it away.
Luosha, the number one killer in the underworld, is affiliated with Tianji Tower and has killed countless people over the years.
For a young girl who has just entered the world of martial arts, he is truly a giant Buddha who cannot be provoked at all.
Lu Qinghe remembered: "This is what Miss Ye mentioned to me at the beginning... Well, judging from her actions, her nature shouldn't be bad, right?"
Taoist Qing Heng rarely spoke, his face cold: "He who came from Tianji Tower has committed countless murders, how can he be a good person?"
Lu Qinghe hesitated a little: "In the martial arts world, is killing a person considered a serious crime?"
Taoist Qing Heng turned his head away and said: "Normal people would not be like those locusts, who would kill an entire family without any evidence, steal people's treasures, and even frame them to deceive the world."
Lu Qinghe frowned slightly, while Ye Shuyu asked in surprise: "Is there such a thing? I just heard from my senior sisters that the forces behind Tianji Tower are unknown and it is best not to get involved with them, but they actually did such a thing? Why haven't I heard the voices of the leaders of the major sects joining forces to attack them?"
Because they succeeded in framing him.
As his mood calmed down, Taoist Qing Heng finally realized that he had said too much and kept silent.
The two people opposite each other looked at each other and skipped the topic.
Although the Taoist priest had made many mistakes in his divinations in recent days, they had been together for half a month after all. They often found his weird remarks funny and helpless, but they also knew that he was trustworthy.
What he said...
Ye Shuyu scratched his face and suddenly thought of something: "By the way, in the town before we came here, wasn't there a wealthy businessman who was killed by Luosha?"
Thinking of Luosha's worth, she was deeply confused: Who would pay a high price to hire the number one killer to kill such a non-gangster?
Lu Qinghe nodded: "Indeed..."
The eldest lady hesitated and said, "Well, actually, I have also encountered several cases of people being poisoned to death at banquets with relatives and friends at home. The cause of death was no different from that of the rich businessman."
That's why she said "I've only seen that kind of death", and she was able to quickly relax and cooperate with Ye Shuyu's investigation.
Ye Shuyu was shocked: "She dared to kill such a high-ranking official?! Didn't we agree that the martial arts world and the imperial court should not interfere with each other?"
Lu Qinghe reminded: "Those things happened when I was young. If Luosha is really the black-clothed woman I saw by the river that day, she is only a few years older than me. I don't think she did those things."
Oh, yes.
Ye Shuyu calmed down, but was still shocked: "Since they used the same poison, then it must have been done by Tianji Tower?! What a terrifying force..."
Ye Shuyu quickly shook his head: "No, no, we should leave quickly and not get involved in this!"
"No, we can't run away."
Taoist Qing Heng, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly spoke up and said seriously: "Since it was not her doing, then her approach to the psychic now means she has abandoned the dark and joined the light. We can rely on her confession to expose all the dirty things in Tianji Tower one by one!"
Ye Shuyu looked at him as if he were a fool: "Surrender to the Ming? Surrender to us? Who are we? This kind of thing is not something we can control, so just run away!"
"Don't you have a sense of justice? Don't you feel angry after hearing this?"
"Don't kidnap me. You sound so righteous... We are all ordinary people."
"No, I am still alive because I want to find out the truth and let everyone know it!"
The Taoist priest argued with her.
“…Chuck?”
Feiqiu was originally puffing out his chest in anticipation of a reward, but as he saw the voices of the people growing louder and louder and their emotions becoming more and more agitated, he lost even the courage to ask for a reward. He simply moved his paws awkwardly on the window sill and began to look around at the carvings.
At this moment, it heard a familiar whistle in the distance.
“Chirp!”
The fat bird that came back again grabbed another piece of paper, flew it twice in front of the two people who were arguing, and then threw the note down.
When they opened it, they saw that it was another reply letter from Rakshasa.
Luosha seemed to have heard the argument between the people. The message conveyed in the simple sentence was very clear:
She has left Tianji Tower to be free. She will no longer work for anyone, nor will she betray her old employer.
She followed the group without any ill intentions, just out of pity for Que'er. On the way, she also helped the group deal with some malicious bandits at night.
It doesn't matter what they are afraid of. She doesn't have much time left and will die in a month. If the next few days together can make them change their minds, then she will ask them to collect her body and bury it in a place in the forest where there are birds and beasts. The wealth she has accumulated over the years will be taken as a reward.
The three of them looked at each other, and their original fierce argument was put to an end by this sincere note.
[…So, it’s not about a domineering killer falling in love with Jiu, but about a retired killer playing with birds and looking for a corpse collector? ]
[Uh uh uh, is this really not going to last long? ? Shouldn't a martial arts master like this have a longer lifespan than the average person? ]
[But there is no reason for the killer sister to lie. Her fighting power is much stronger than these three people. ]
[Wow, is it possible that he used some secret method, and although his strength increased, his life span was also reduced? ]
[It is very likely that this is what is written in the storybook.]
So now... just pretend nothing happened?
Ye Shuyu and Lu Qinghe looked at each other and could only come to this conclusion hesitantly.
Taoist Qingheng seemed to be unwilling to give up, and begged Feiqiu, who had already started combing his hair and taking a rest, to take him to see the killer.
After flying a few times, Feiqiu was already a little tired, so he flew to a high place and silently refused.
Looking at the long black tail on the beam, Taoist Qing Heng was a little stunned: "Then what is the meaning of your appearance? Aren't you here to change everything? What is the other side..."
He ran out in a daze.
“Hey!”
Ye Shuyu wanted to chase him, but was stopped by Lu Qinghe. The eldest lady shook her head gently: "The Taoist priest is stubborn. It's useless for us to comfort him. Let's wait for him to recover."
Ye Shuyu sighed and sat back: "I'm still involved in a big incident... I hope that Luosha is really like what she said, just because she likes rice cakes."
She also raised her head and looked at the long black tail shaking on the roof, feeling helpless.
really.
It's a little bird that's hard to let go and always has trouble.
She had clearly avoided her companions with flamboyant personalities, and only wanted to spend the trip in peace and quiet, but she didn't expect to fall for a sparrow. Alas, life is really unpredictable.
But she couldn't really blame Que'er, after all, it saved her life, and it was she who took the initiative to invite Que'er to leave the mountains and forests and step into the rivers and lakes...
I guess this is my destiny!
Ye Shuyu sighed, holding his chin and fell into deep thought.
There is still half a month left of escort. Can it really be completed smoothly as scheduled?
Today’s post is also very long!
In fact, the audience has always been disliking the narration ()
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