POG's lively dinner party ended late into the night, and netizens happily ate melons until late at night, and even studied POG's personal style.
[To summarize yesterday's POG style, starting with Frost, who was winning the game. She simply didn't buy the right items, only the expensive ones, and put together a dazzling lineup... and actually won. You get what you pay for (not really). Normally, I wouldn't even live long enough to get a gold card with this "imperial" lineup...]
Let's talk about Xiaolin. POG's two carries have two completely different styles. One is reckless, determined to either blow himself up or the others (Frost's lineup is truly explosive!! [pun intended]). Xiaolin is steady, every move is steady, and even when he loses, he loses very little health. He's so steady, he was brutally crushed. And he was unlucky; if he had run into Frost a little later, he could have survived a little longer.
The jungler made me realize they were truly bad. He was probably looking through guides and hadn't decided on a specific lineup, so he bought everything. His jungle style was the same, so I wanted it all. But unfortunately, you can't be so greedy in chess.
There's nothing much to say about the top laner, but he actually picked all tanks!!! Even though others can't hit you, you don't have any damage either, bro!! He always drags the game into overtime!
[I'll leave you alone as a support. I'm a seasoned chess player. If you could perform this skillfully on the field, I'd stop nagging you.]
The new top laner is a bit reckless. I happened to watch him in a few ranked matches, and how should I put it? He's like Frost on the top lane, reckless and likes to gamble. Unfortunately, he was unlucky this time and was eliminated before he got the cards he wanted. I haven't seen any official matches yet, so I'm not sure if I can inherit his mechanical skills and mentality from Frost (I didn't).
[The new AD remains to be seen; it's clear he's never played chess before...]
The next day, this analysis post also appeared in the POG group. Xu Qing expressed his dissatisfaction: "Why don't you talk about it when it comes to me?"
Gu Yueshuang: "He wants to talk to you. Do you want to listen? I can say it for him."
Xu Qing: “…No.”
He thought about it and felt it would be a shame not to live stream while the popularity was high, so he said, "Have the kids adapted to it? I'm going to do a live stream to get some time."
Zhou Yao: "It's okay, you can broadcast it. Anyway, none of them can show their faces."
Gu Yueshuang: “…”
Yang Lin whispered, "Only at times like this do I feel like Big Boss Shuang is about the same age as us..."
Gu Yueshuang: "Please change your name, call me Sister Shuang... Brother Shuang or any name is fine, call me younger brother, don't call me boss anymore, it's scary."
She almost made a mistake in her words because she spoke too quickly, but luckily she reacted in time and no one else noticed anything wrong.
Xu Qing was shocked: "Is it okay to call me Sister Shuang? Are you so against the title of boss?"
Gu Yueshuang explained, "I'm afraid of being overly praised. When people have too high expectations of someone, if they fail to meet those expectations, they'll be criticized badly."
Zhou Yao also glanced sideways: "Aren't you afraid of being criticized?"
"That's different. For example, I know my level is 80 points. I once scored 90 points, which exceeded everyone's expectations. People might praise me, but if I reflect on myself and find out where the 10 points were deducted, it's not criticism, it's normal self-reflection."
As she spoke, she turned to confirm that Xu Qing hadn't started the live broadcast before continuing, "But if my level of 80 points is praised by everyone as 90 points, then it's normal for me to get 90 points. If I only get 80 points one day, I will be criticized and everyone will say, 'Why are you like this now?'... But actually, I have always been like this."
Gu Yueshuang sighed. She never expected that she would have to make up a lot of nonsense because of a slip of the tongue.
But in the eyes of others, this sigh has a different meaning.
Zhou Yao sighed, "Becoming famous at such a young age must be very stressful, right? I see they've already started booking you for Best Newcomer."
Gu Yueshuang wondered, "Which team is it? I remember it was a wealthy team. Didn't they have a newcomer?"
Zhou Yao: "He's sitting very steadily on the bench. He can't play unless their mid laner retires."
Xu Qing clapped his hands: "Okay, okay, stop chatting, I'm ready to start the show. 1 day day inch"
“OK.”
Everyone expressed their understanding, but Zhou Yao hesitated: "Should I also start a live broadcast to gain some airtime?"
[Are you livestreaming your chess game today? Let me see your team building!]
[Brother, are you here? Brother, let me see Brother Shuang]
[Take a look and tilt the camera. We pretend we didn’t see it.]
Xu Qing: "If we don't play chess, what's the point of team building? We still have to be watched... We can't see Brother Shuang, and Brother Shuang doesn't want to show you."
[I don't believe what you said, let Brother Shuang tell you]
"If you don't want to show us Brother Shuang, please show us the other two newcomers. What do they look like? Are they good-looking?"
Xu Qing was dumbfounded. "No, it's rare for me to do a live broadcast, and none of you want to watch me?"
Gu Yueshuang complained: "I'm tired of hearing it. Can't you change your words?"
Xu Qing was so angry that his teeth itched: "...I'm tired of saying it, but every time I go on air they want to see you, what can I do?"
Lin Yanqiu came back from walking the dog and brought them ice cream.
Gu Yueshuang stared at him: "You can't eat ice."
Lin Yanqiu nodded: "Yeah, I know, but if you want to eat it, I'll buy it back for you and let me smell it, okay?"
Gu Yueshuang waved Shuke over and asked, "Brother Hei, did he eat secretly? If he ate, shout once, if he didn't, shout twice."
"Woof woof."
Gu Yueshuang patted the dog's head: "So good."
Lin Yanqiu: "Shouldn't you be praising me? Why are you praising it?"
【???】
【There's nothing right about this conversation! 】
Is this how dogs are used?
When Lin Yanqiu delivered the ice cream to Xu Qing, he noticed that the small red light on his camera was on. "Is it live streaming?"
Xu Qing: "Xiao Lin, you came at the right time. They also want you to show your face."
Lin Yanqiu: "Next time."
Gu Yueshuang fanned the flames: "Translate it, maybe in the next life."
Are you not going to the haunted house for this team building trip? I want to see the haunted house special.
Xu Qing: "To be more precise, it's called a secret room."
Gu Yueshuang: "It's all the same. Your screams are scarier than ghosts."
Xu Qing yelled, "If it was a haunted house, would I be so scared?! Haunted houses are not scary!"
Fang Butao took out his phone and said, "You want a scary haunted house? Okay, I'll arrange it for you."
Xu Qing: “…”
After Lin Yanqiu distributed the ice cream, he returned to his seat and placed another bottle of milk on Gu Yueshuang's desk.
Xu Qing wondered if something was wrong: "Why does Brother Shuang have one more bottle of milk than me?"
Lin Yanqiu said confidently: "She is growing."
[Heh, what's a few extra bottles of milk? Shuangshuang can even have your ice cream gone with just one word, believe it or not?]
[How did you assist? You deserve not to get an assist!]
"Only one more bottle? I thought I could have one more case than you guys."
Do the other two kids have milk? I'm just curious.
Xu Qing was puzzled: "No, why are you still making personal attacks? Why can't I even get an assist?"
In fact, all the milk in the base was placed in the living room, and they could drink it as much as they wanted, so Lin Yanqiu only gave her one bottle.
As for the other kids? They'll have to fend for themselves.
He's not a babysitter.
Lin Yanqiu asked, "Double row?"
Gu Yueshuang: "I've been duo-queuing with Lu Minghao lately, and he needs desensitization treatment."
Lu Minghao felt a little embarrassed. Whenever he played games with Gu Yueshuang, he wanted to show off his skills. He often made mistakes due to nervousness and looked like he was very good at giving away games.
Qin Ye lightly last hit: "He is really carrying when duoing with me."
Lu Minghao rolled up his sleeves and said, "I can do it! I really can do it! If I don't carry Brother Shuang today, I won't sleep, okay?"
Gu Yueshuang held her forehead and said, "Goodbye, I still need to sleep even if you don't."
Xu Qing jokingly said, "You'd better take it easy. I'm afraid you'll die suddenly at the base."
[Huh? Is the new top laner terrible? I'm starting to panic.]
[No, hahaha. Check the RANK records. The new top laner is actually a mechanic top laner. But for some reason, he's so good at playing in duo with Frost that he often goes 0-10.]
[But the top and jungle duo is clearly 10-0, does the kid have a problem with Brother Shuang? ]
Frost's daily routine: gaining points in solo queue, losing points in duo queue. Weight training. I believe I'll definitely carry this season.
[It depends on whether the mid laner kills faster or the top laner gives up faster (dog head)]
Gu Yueshuang was worried that the children wouldn't be used to this kind of teasing, so she explained to the audience, "Our top laner and backup AD carry are both playing in the LPL for the first time, so they might be nervous. If they don't perform well, please be tolerant and don't scold the children stupidly."
As he spoke, he typed a private message to Lu Minghao and Yang Lin: "Don't mind, I'll help lower your expectations a bit. Then everyone will be like 'Wow'."
As if that wasn't enough, he sent another message to the two of them: "Believe in yourself, you are the best!"
He spoke up for the two children and took care of their emotions. He was mature and experienced and didn't look like a seventeen-year-old at all.
Seeing that Lin Yanqiu wasn't planning on duoing with anyone else, Xu Qing asked, "Xiao Lin, would you like to duo?"
Lin Yanqiu glanced at Xu Qing, who was staring anxiously, and turned back coldly: "Then I'll just play solo."
Xu Qing: “…”
Xu Qing has been practicing heroes recently, and he doesn't want to be tricked, so let him fend for himself.
Xu Qing sighed: "Xiao Lin is also a cool boy today."
Seeing that no one paid any attention to him, he added faintly, "It would be great if I could compete with the captain in qualifying."
[Isn't Shuangshuang also in the queue? Maybe you'll run into each other?]
[Both the upper and lower lanes are pitted, do you want Shuang Ge to die? ]
Xu Qing read the first comment again.
Zhou Yao shook off his goosebumps: "Shuangshuang, what a disgusting name..."
Others found it fun and started to learn it, and there were "Frosts" all over the base.
Gu Yueshuang looked indifferent as if she hadn't heard: "Clash with Xu Qing? I would be very happy if we were on the opposite side."
Xu Qing looked innocent: "I think they mean the same thing."
Gu Yueshuang: "Oh, explode, destroy the world."
Gu Yang and Fang Butao also thought this name was quite amusing, and they would call it whenever they had something to do.
"Shuangshuang, there's a delivery for you."
"Shuangshuang, what do you want to eat for lunch? Shuangshuang."
“Shuangshuang…”
Lin Yanqiu took advantage of the situation: "Shuangshuang, drink some milk."
Gu Yueshuang: "...all of you die."
Xu Qing seemed to have fallen in love with this way of calling people by reduplicated words: "Qiuqiu~~Yaoyao~~Yeye...wait, it doesn't seem right."
Qin Ye: "Why are you calling me grandpa?"
Xu Qing: “…”
It’s a loss.
Xu Qing: "I find that the first tone is very cute. Shuangshuang and Qiuqiu are particularly cute. The second and fourth tones are both equally cute. The third tone is particularly annoying."
Zhou Yao: "You say that purely because of your name, right?"
Lu Minghao followed suit: "Shuangshuang, Qiuqiu, Qingqing. They seem quite cute."
Zhou Yao: "Qingqing? ...So disgusting."
Something is wrong with you.
[It’s easy to misunderstand if you can’t distinguish between front and back nasal sounds]
What did I just hear? Shuangshuang and Qiuqiu kissing?
I apologize for my previous words and actions. I shouldn't have said you couldn't get assists. You're a god-like assist!
Xu Qing looked at the screen full of pornographic comments with a bewildered look on his face: "Why did you suddenly become pornographic?"
"It's qingqing, not qinqin! Can you guys tell the difference between the front and back nasal sounds?!"
Lin Yanqiu glanced at the indifferent Gu Yueshuang quietly, put on his hat silently, and hid his gradually hot face.
Gu Yueshuang was speechless: "...Why is it that every time you broadcast live, I am the one who suffers from your reputation?"
As she spoke, she quietly clicked on Xu Qing's live broadcast room and said, "Let me see how much protection money is appropriate this time."
Xu Qing: “…”
He is innocent!
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