That night, while reviewing the situation, Gu Yueshuang pulled out her notebook, looked for the corresponding time markers, and called out to Lu Minghao, "Come here, let me say a few words to you."
Lu Minghao quickly put down the yogurt in his hand and ran over happily: "You say it! Just say whatever you want!"
"...Overly enthusiastic, brother."
Lu Minghao: "I've been bribed by your fans. From now on, you're my real brother!"
"..." Gu Yueshuang decided to avoid the topic. She dragged the progress bar to the desired position and pointed at the screen, asking, "Do you remember this team battle?"
Xu Qing also heard the noise and came over to join in the fun: "Didn't we win this round of team fight?"
Gu Yueshuang slapped him away: "I'm talking to him alone now, and I'll talk to you later."
Zhou Yao rescued Xu Qing and volunteered, "I'll speak for you! I curse more harshly."
Gu Yueshuang nodded and continued to tell Lu Minghao, "You're a little hesitant here. You're low on health and don't dare to attack, but you don't want to leave either."
Lu Minghao laughed innocently and said, "I think I can get some assists if I stay."
Gu Yueshuang: "Then you have to be decisive. Either find an opportunity to enter the field, or find an opportunity outside the field to cut off their back row. If you just wander around like this and get noticed by them, you'll just give away a kill for nothing, understand?"
Lu Minghao nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
Lin Yanqiu laughed: "Hasn't you already cut off the back row?"
Gu Yueshuang suddenly realized: "Oh, sorry, but if you don't want to die at low health, you are only suitable for cutting the back row..."
Lin Yanqiu said, "Look at the survival situation on the field. If AD is still alive, go protect AD."
Gu Yueshuang nodded: "If you feel you can't win, just find a bush and go home to replenish your equipment before coming back. We might not have finished fighting by the time you teleport back online."
Lin Yanqiu also echoed, "Don't be afraid of making mistakes. The more afraid you are, the easier it is to make mistakes."
Gu Yueshuang: "Talking is useless, we need to practice."
Xu Qing had sharp ears, and upon hearing this, he shouted, "Escape Room! The scariest kind! It works fast, and the results are immediate. Trust me, it's real! The FJ team, which was not very good to begin with, can even make it to the finals after going to the escape room!"
Zhou Yao slapped him in the face: "You just like to talk nonsense! If Team FJ hears you, they'll beat you up!"
"Don't be afraid, they can't beat me." After saying that, he squinted his eyes and said, "No one is live streaming or recording, right?"
Gu Yueshuang rolled her eyes: "Ignore him, let's continue reviewing. Have you reviewed it yourself once?"
Lu Minghao scratched his head, a little embarrassed. "Yeah, when I look back on the game, I always feel like an idiot. I clearly had a better way to deal with it, but I couldn't think of it at all during the game."
Gu Yueshuang said earnestly, "It's normal, just get used to it. You should also reflect on yourself when playing ranked matches. If you don't understand, ask. Don't be afraid of asking stupid questions. It's better than making stupid moves on the field."
Seeing her acting like an elder educating a younger person, Lin Yanqiu smiled and said to Lu Minghao, "She's only a few months younger than you. We're basically the same age, so there's no need to be afraid."
Lu Minghao: "It's because Brother Shuang is younger than me that the pressure is greater..."
Gu Yueshuang was puzzled: "Huh?"
Lin Yanqiu hesitated for two seconds and said, "Yes, if you were older, he might not be under so much pressure."
Gu Yueshuang said seriously: "Actually, I'm 56 years old."
"You're kidding me! Humph!" Lu Minghao felt that his IQ was insulted, and angrily took the half-cooked cheese from Gu Yueshuang's table.
Gu Yueshuang: “…”
Why don't you believe what she says?
Seeing that Gu Yueshuang was feeling aggrieved, Lin Yanqiu took out a piece of half-cooked cheese from the drawer and gave it to her.
Seeing Lu Minghao tearing the packaging again, Zhou Yao turned his anger into appetite and warned him, "Be careful not to end up like Xu Qing."
Xu Qing: "? No, why are you still making personal attacks?"
Lu Minghao: "This one won't make you fat. Look at Brother Shuang and Captain Lin, they eat a lot but they don't gain weight."
Zhou Yao shook his head, feeling that young people nowadays are still too young. He said earnestly: "Xiao Lin really can't gain weight, but he is sick!"
Lin Yanqiu: “?”
Zhou Yao smiled awkwardly and quickly explained, "Xiao Lin is not in good health. His digestion is not very good and he doesn't absorb much."
Lu Minghao quickly stuffed the half-cooked cheese into his mouth and said vaguely, "If you can't see it, it means I didn't eat it."
"Brother Shuang is a monster, don't compare yourself to him." Zhou Yao saw Lu Minghao's actions before he finished speaking, and slapped him in anger, "You ate a lot at the dinner table just now!"
Xu Qing quickly pulled him aside: "The child is growing, why are you being so mean to him!"
Zhou Yao turned around and yelled at him, "Come back and review the situation! Don't be distracted! One or two of you are causing me so much trouble, seriously..."
Xu Qing yelled, "Just say it! Why are you so fierce? I didn't say anything to you when the kitchen was so messed up after we broke up! You kept throwing the vegetables into the water, and..."
He kept talking and never stopped, so Lin Yanqiu coughed lightly to remind them not to go off topic.
Xu Qing quickly changed the subject: "You should listen to the Double Cs more on the court, okay? They're both very farsighted and never touched the breakup kitchen at all."
Gu Yueshuang: "Oh, such a simple level, only a fool can't pass it."
Xu Qing: "That's because you two didn't play!"
Qin Ye, who had been silent for a long time, said weakly, "They both cleared the game, and both the additional and hidden levels got three stars."
Zhou Yao was unconvinced: "How can that be the same? You two are playing, and I'm playing with three idiots! You're playing on the easy difficulty, and I'm playing on the hell difficulty. How can it be the same?"
Xu Qing: "Oh, you still dare to say that? Even if Brother Hei comes, he's better at it than you."
Gu Yueshuang immediately turned around and called out, "Brother Tao—come record the video! These idiots are about to fight again!"
There was a brief silence of two seconds in the base, and soon there were shouts one after another -
"You're the fool!"
"Don't lump us together!"
"Take a picture! No pictures!"
"Want to record a video? Wait while I fix my hair."
Fang Butao waited for Lu Minghao to run past the camera, calmly ended the recording, and said, "We're done."
Everyone: “???”
Fang Butao immediately felt countless deathly gazes, and quickly turned off the equipment, unplugged the memory card, and ran away. He returned to his room, locked the door, and hurried to upload the video to the official blog, lest this precious video resource be deleted.
Soon, many people gathered at the door of his room.
"Open the door! If you can record the video, you can open the door!"
"I know you're in there! Don't hide there! Come out!"
Amidst the chaos, Gu Yueshuang asked Lin Yanqiu, "Double row?"
Lin Yanqiu: "Come."
Gu Yueshuang: "I want to rush for points, it seems like there's a chance I can reach the top."
Lin Yanqiu piled snacks and water on the table and asked, "Okay, what time do you plan to play tonight?"
Gu Yueshuang thought for a moment and said, "It depends on the situation. If you feel tired, go to bed. What time do you plan to go to bed?"
Lin Yanqiu was just about to say that he would go to bed at two o'clock and persuade her to go to bed early as well.
Gu Yueshuang quickly added, "I've found a new employer in advance, so you don't have to worry."
Lin Yanqiu swallowed his words silently and said, "It depends on the situation. I'll sleep when I'm tired."
After a bit of fussing, Xu Qing came back and discovered that his AD carry had been taken away by the mid laner again. He asked, "Isn't today a holiday? Why are you two still playing ranked?"
Gu Yueshuang: "I want to be number one in the Korean server."
Xu Qing wondered: "Haven't you been up there before?"
He has never been number one, but as far as he knows, professional players will take a screenshot after reaching the top and rarely insist on continuing to rush for points.
Because when they are trying to rank up, they will choose heroes that they are good at and less likely to make mistakes, but what they need is to expand their hero pool, practice some heroes that they don’t use so often, or develop new ways of playing and new equipment.
Gu Yang also said: "I don't recommend being a slave. Just make sure you're in the King rank. There's no need to pursue a high ranking."
Gu Yueshuang waved her hand: "It's okay, I'll practice heroes and gain points at the same time, okay?"
Zhou Yao wondered: "Can this be done by the way?"
Gu Yueshuang explained, "Pick heroes whose proficiency is okay but not that high, and try to get them into the competition, okay? And heroes that you haven't played for a while also need to be consolidated."
Lin Yanqiu: "Ignore these masters, they are noobs."
Xu Qing: "? I'm the King now, okay!!"
Gu Yueshuang asked: "When did you go up?"
Xu Qing: "I went there yesterday, what happened?"
Gu Yueshuang winked at Lin Yanqiu quietly and said seriously, "Wait a moment, I'll switch to a small account and squeeze him out of the King rank first."
Xu Qing was full of questions: "Are they still teammates?"
Lin Yanqiu was so stunned that he was about to quit the queue and wait for her to change to a small account. Gu Yueshuang quickly stopped him: "What are you doing? I'm trying to fool him."
Lin Yanqiu: “…Oh.”
Gu Yueshuang waved her hand in front of his eyes: "Are you okay? Are you sleepy? Why don't you go take a rest? I can find Lu Cheng to play duo with you."
Lin Yanqiu quickly sat up straight: "Not sleepy."
Xu Qing picked up the phone: "I want to tell Lu Cheng that he is a spare tire."
Gu Yueshuang also picked up the phone: "I want to tell Grandpa Lin that you want to lose weight."
As the saying goes, a man who knows the current situation is a hero. Xu Qing was able to bend and stretch, and immediately put down his phone: "I'm sorry, I was wrong, I didn't say anything just now."
Two minutes later, Lu Cheng saw the video on the POG official blog and privately messaged Gu Yueshuang: "Is your team usually this happy? Can you play other games during the competition?"
Gu Yueshuang: "Be serious, we can have a day off if we win the game."
Lu Cheng: "? Then you still play ranked games?"
Gu Yueshuang said confidently: "Isn't it okay to use the holiday to rush for points?"
Lu Cheng: “?”
Gu Yueshuang: "We don't usually allow you to rush for points, but you have to seize the holiday and rush for first place."
Lu Cheng laughed for a long time, then asked, "Did you know I said that on purpose during the live broadcast?"
Gu Yueshuang: "? Excuse me."
Then tens of thousands of viewers watched helplessly as Gu Yueshuang disappeared from Lu Cheng's friend list.
[Hahahaha, I told you to talk nonsense. You got blocked, right?]
[Have you forgotten that this is the friend status you paid a lot of money for? Are you still wasting it?]
[I bet that Shuangshuang doesn't know you're live streaming. He often doesn't even know his teammates are live streaming (dog head)]
Lu Cheng quickly went to find Xu Qing: "Ask Frost to add me back. I was wrong."
Half a minute later, Xu Qing replied: "Brother Shuang said he will add you after you finish your live broadcast this month."
The live broadcast room was immediately flooded with [HAHAHAHA].
[Serves you right, hahaha]
[Sure enough, the players’ urging for live broadcasts is the most effective (dog head)]
[Gao Lengshuang: Don’t talk to me during live broadcast]
Immediately afterwards, Xu Qing sent another message: "Xiao Lin did the math for you and said that you signed a contract for 190 hours of live broadcast time. He asked you to finish all the broadcasts before adding friends, so that Brother Shuang won't have to catch you making up for the time."
Lu Cheng: “???”
Lu Cheng: "Are all you POG people still human?"
Lu Cheng muttered, "How could I owe so much? It's impossible. How could I owe time... I'm such a hardworking pigeon."
Lu Cheng couldn't help but ask, "How did he calculate it?"
Xu Qing replied immediately: "Just count on your fingers."
Lu Cheng: “…”
Audience: “Hahahahahahaha!”
【I testify that I do owe this much! 】
[Xiao Lin is an honest man and it's impossible for him to make a mistake in his calculations, so you owe 190 hours.]
"Xiao Lin, did you miscalculate? I calculated that you owed 250 hours."
Lu Cheng ran to Lin Yanqiu to settle the score: "How could I possibly owe so much live broadcast time?!"
Lin Yanqiu: "Add me after you finish the broadcast. I don't want to be on camera either."
Then, tens of thousands of viewers once again witnessed Lin Yanqiu disappear from Lu Cheng's friend list.
Lu Cheng: “…”
I feel so tired.
Yang Chi 5G was watching the melons and immediately sent a congratulatory message: "I heard that Brother Shuang deleted you as a friend? Congratulations, Brother Shuang, can you make room for me as a friend?"
“…”
Lu Cheng was furious: "I'm telling you, if Lin Yanqiu were in ancient times, he would be a charlatan, you know?!"
[Please send a few dozen more of these charlatans! ]
I've got a trending headline for you: #POG's Double Cs urge Orange to make up for his livestreaming time#
[Shuangshuang doesn’t need to live stream herself, but she is happy to urge others to live stream.]
[Hello, I heard you can see Shuangshuang here, is that true? (dog head)]
【Shrimp and Pork Heart】
Lu Cheng had just queued up for the game and was a little frustrated: "I won't queue after this game. I'll just wait. When they start queuing for the next round, I'll queue up again. I'll just wait for them. They don't add me as their friend and still want to get first place? Ha."
Yang Chi: "It's over, it's over, Brother Chengzi has gone crazy."
[I checked, POG's two Cs haven't entered the game yet]
What if they finish before you?
[It is well known that the streamer is very shady and the queue for Shuangshuang is very slow. What if they just start when you finish playing? ]
What he said came true.
When Lu Cheng finished his game, POG's game had just started for five minutes.
Lu Cheng was so angry that he started looking for POG's OB.
Gu Yueshuang herself definitely doesn’t have an OB, as she doesn’t have many friends.
I can only find Lin Yanqiu’s OB.
Then he discovered with a look of idiocy that Lin Yanqiu didn't even have an OB live broadcast room.
Didn’t any of these OB anchors add Lin Yanqiu as their friend? That’s not possible…
Tens of thousands of fans squatted in Lu Cheng's live broadcast room to watch him look for POG's OB live broadcast room, but he couldn't find it for a long time.
It seems that the child was really angry.
Lu Cheng ran to see who was in their group and whether there were any other players or well-known anchors.
Hard work pays off. After ten minutes, he finally found an OB live broadcast room.
[I am watching POG in GGB's live broadcast room? ]
[Can someone explain this to me? Don't GGB and POG have a feud?]
[The players see each other every day, so how can there be any overnight hatred? ]
[There was a misunderstanding between the two teams before, but it has been clarified]
[Heh, you're just so careless about clarifying things? Have you forgotten how Yang Chi used the internet to bully Shuang Ge?]
The barrage soon became noisy.
Lu Cheng: "The moderators, take action! Block everyone who's stirring up trouble, including those who insult the players—and why are there people insulting Frost? I'll block this one myself. Stop insulting, stop insulting. What if he sees this and stops adding me as a friend?"
"Let me explain this game to you."
After Lu Cheng banned several accounts that were causing trouble, he actually started to comment on this ranked match.
I haven't even seen you commentate on the regular season, and you're actually commentating on POG's RANK?
[Don't talk nonsense, the anchor is live researching the opponent (dog head)]
POG's double Cs were very powerful in this game and they pushed down the opponent's base in just 20 minutes.
[One hour in line, ten minutes of gameplay (not)]
[Which of these two has the problem? Why is the queue so long?]
[The hidden scores are too high, so it’s hard to find a suitable opponent]
Lu Cheng is very experienced in sniping: "After this round is over, you have to wait three or four minutes before starting to queue up, otherwise you won't be able to run into them."
But what he didn't know was that at this moment, the double-row cars at the POG base had dispersed -
Gu Yueshuang said with a slight disdain: "We've been queuing for too long. Go to sleep. The game is urging you to sleep."
Lin Yanqiu pursed her lips, and two big words were written on her bright face - "No sleep".
Gu Yueshuang had no choice but to quit the team and close the game, saying, "Aren't you going to sleep? I'm going upstairs to sleep."
"Go to sleep." Lin Yanqiu quickly turned off the computer and tidied up the things on the desk, throwing away what needed to be thrown away and putting what needed to be put in the drawer. He also took a bottle of milk from the warming cabinet and gave it to Gu Yueshuang, "Drink a glass of milk before going to bed, and remember to brush your teeth after drinking it."
Gu Yueshuang was a little disgusted: "...Who wants to drink iced drinks in the hot summer?"
Lin Yanqiu whispered: "Anyway, you can't drink ice."
Gu Yueshuang argued: "I can drink!"
Lin Yanqiu: "No, I can't drink, and neither can you."
Gu Yueshuang: “…”
never mind.
On the other side, Lu Cheng queued up and didn't find the POG double Cs. Neither did the opponent. He wondered, "No way? We didn't even run into them?"
I sent WeChat messages to both of them while the game was loading, but no one responded.
After the game, their game records were still not updated. Lu Cheng was bewildered: "That's impossible? Are they really that slow in queuing?"
Lu Cheng waited for two rounds but still no one showed up, and none of the POG people responded to his messages.
At three o'clock in the morning, Lu Cheng still hadn't found their game match, and he was finally sure: "They're asleep."
[I told you this an hour ago, and you didn't believe me! Is the anchor going to sleep?]
I said it two hours ago!
[Are you going to sleep or not? If you don’t, I’m going to sleep. I’m so sleepy.]
You don't really want to finish all 190 hours in one go, do you? It could cost lives. If you don't, we're going to fight for our lives.
[I'm dying of laughter. I think you got stood up. The other party didn't even make an appointment with you, and you're the only one sulking there. Hahahaha]
[Anyway, we had a lot of fun watching it, thanks to POG (dog head)]
Lu Cheng: "...That's impossible. Do they go to bed so early?"
【Is it possible to go out for team building? 】
[Team building so late at night? POG is so extravagant?]
Lu Cheng: "Don't talk nonsense. You can't go out and play. POG has a curfew. And your dad is watching you from behind. Do you dare to go out and play?"
Lu Cheng paused, then continued, "Let's take a step back. Grandpa Lin Yanqiu lives next door to them and has a German Shepherd in the yard. Would you dare go out in the middle of the night without saying hello?"
[Wait? Is the German Shepherd a Black Brother?]
[Is that Heige? But Heige always listens to Shuangge... I always thought it was Shuangge's child.]
[No wonder Xu Qing has been getting fatter since arriving at POG! Living with the elderly just makes you fatter.]
[I never thought I'd be up late at night listening to POG gossip in GGB's livestream...]
Heige is really good! Shuangge sits in his seat every day and doesn't want to move, ordering Heige to help him get various things. When Heige is not around, he orders Xiaolin to do it (not really).
[Rounding off, Hei Ge is here to help Xiao Lin with hard labor (No)]
The next day, when the POG team members woke up and started their one-day vacation, they found that their past had been thoroughly exposed.
All e-sports media and e-sports forums are discussing the situation of their team.
According to fans who have given gifts, their villa is a bit small for nine people, but the yard is quite large. There is a big black dog tied up in the yard next door, which makes fans afraid to get too close.
The feeling of oppression is much greater when watching it up close than in the video.
I used to worry about POG workshops being ganked by fans, but now I feel the importance of Heige.
[I saw a team member walking his dog. It was really Heige dragging Xu Qing along...]
So Xu Qing exercises, so how did he get so fat?
Xu Qing scratched his head: "What are you doing... Aren't you just temporarily topping the regular season standings? Why are you even targeting the dogs in our team base?"
Xu Qing touched his increasingly round belly and said, "What's wrong? I ate it myself."
Lu Minghao nodded repeatedly: "Yes, and after exercising more, my appetite also increased."
At first, the two newlyweds didn't dare to walk the dog alone and had to have someone accompany them before they dared to go out.
Gu Yueshuang: "Wake up, it's just walking the dog, how can it be considered exercise?"
As he was speaking, Shuke used his paws and beak to push a square express box in: "Woof!"
——Your express delivery has arrived.
Gu Yueshuang wondered: "What did you buy?"
Lin Yanqiu said as he unpacked the package, "A small snack cart. I'm going to put it between us. I can grab some food and drinks."
Gu Yueshuang thought he had just bought it and asked curiously, "Is express delivery so fast now?"
"No, I bought it a few days ago. I originally wanted to fill the cart." Lin Yanqiu took out all the brackets inside and sat cross-legged on the ground to prepare for assembly. "Who knew your fans were so powerful? I just wanted to fill the cart, but they wanted to fill our base."
Gu Yueshuang also sat over to lend a hand and said, "They are all very impressive."
When she first moved in, she didn't have much and the cabinets in the room were all empty. Now they're all filled up and there's no room left.
Lin Yanqiu asked, "Would you still like to buy the semi-rare cheese?"
Gu Yueshuang glanced at Xu Qing's round belly and said, "Let's not buy it. Let's not order milk tea either. Our assistant may need us to urge him to lose weight, otherwise sooner or later a gaming chair will not be able to fit in it."
Xu Qing became alert: "There's no way that day will ever come to pass!"
Gu Yueshuang decisively: "Do you have a scale? Get on it!"
Xu Qing: “…”
Zhou Yao stood aside and said sarcastically, "Is he still famous? One look and you'll tell he's doubled in weight in half a year."
Xu Qing: "Get out!"
Lu Minghao tried to be tactful: "Brother Qing, you really need to eat more slowly...it's not good to be too fat."
Xu Qing pointed at the two Cs sitting on the ground with a look of grievance: "But the two next to me have been eating all the time! When they eat, I want to eat too..."
Lu Minghao was too naive and so outspoken, even hurtful: "But they are not fat."
Xu Qing: “…………”
I feel so wronged.
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