Xu Qing's passionate behavior of "spraying" Coke caused harm to both people and the dog.
Shuke even looked at Xu Qing with disgust, then shook his fur, trying to get rid of the Coke.
Gu Yang: "Stop struggling, let's all go take a shower."
Fang Butao sighed: "Why did I turn off the camera? Such great material..."
Xu Qing's eyes widened, his face filled with horror: "Do you still have any compassion?"
Zhou Yao was still lying on the ground, not wanting to move, cursing, "Fuck you, you sprayed me with Coke, are you going to carry me to take a shower?"
Shuke: "Woof woof!!"
Xu Qing looked at his own helpless but not weak body and asked sincerely, "Do you think I can hold you?"
"Stop playing around and go take a shower." Lin Yanqiu came over to rub Shuke's head, but his palms also became sticky. He frowned and said, "Take Shuke with you to take a shower."
"Woof——(I don't)" Shuke seemed to be very disgusted with these two people. He bypassed Lin Yanqiu and ran to Gu Yueshuang to seek comfort.
Xu Qing was delighted: "Brother Shuang, it seems like this dog really only recognizes you? When did you two become so close? Why don't you take a bath together?"
"Go away—" She was still playing the game, rhythmically clicking the mouse and keyboard. Taking advantage of the break, she touched Shuke's head with the back of her hand. "Brother Hei, be good. Go take a bath with those two silly sons first. I haven't finished this game yet and can't leave."
“Woof—”
Shuke seemed to feel aggrieved and squatted there motionless.
"I help you take care of the elderly and children every day, and I also help you carry things, but you don't even want to help me take a bath. I may be a dog, but you are definitely not a human." Fang Butao pinched his throat and pretended to be Shuke speaking.
Qin Ye fanned the flames: "The only thing left is the base. Normally, you would quit the game by this time."
Gu Yueshuang: "..."
Xu Qing yelled, "Brother Shuang, let's go. What's there to be afraid of when grown men take a shower together? And by the way, help carry that bastard Zhou Yao inside."
Gu Yueshuang couldn't delay any longer. After pushing the base, she sighed and instructed Shuke: "Brother Hei, go give the guy on the ground a back massage."
Zhou Yao was terrified. He rolled and crawled to his feet in a second and said with a wry smile, "No, no, I won't bother you, Brother Hei."
Gu Yueshuang smiled wryly: "Wash by yourself or together?"
"Ha, haha..." Xu Qing laughed awkwardly and immediately ran away with Zhou Yao, "Our bathhouse can't accommodate so many people! Let's line up!"
Gu Yueshuang half-knelt down and touched the dog's head: "Do you want to go with them?"
Shuke glanced at the direction the two men left with a look of disgust, bit Gu Yueshuang's trouser leg and dragged her out of the base.
Lin Yanqiu glanced at his sticky palms, sighed, and said, "Let's go next door. It's too cold to take a cold shower. There's hot water next door."
For a moment, there were only two old men and a quiet one left in the training room.
Fang Butao: "You won't help with this?"
Gu Yang said leisurely: "Do your own thing."
Fang Butao was puzzled: "Why does Brother Hei like Xiao Shuang so much? Sometimes I even wonder whose dog this is."
Gu Yang was very proud: "There's nothing I can do. My Xiao Shuang is just naturally so likable."
"..." Fang Butao was too lazy to continue talking nonsense with this guy who was showing off his child. He glanced at Qin Ye, the only remaining contestant, and asked casually, "Is qualifying starting again?"
"Um."
Qin Ye responded indifferently, as if he was a ruthless RANK machine.
Fang Butao sighed: "Look at how hard the other kids work, and then look at some of the coaches, haha."
Gu Yang: "You don't understand, I'm a brainworker."
Fang Butao: “…”
The opening ceremony was also Gu Yueshuang’s debut day, POG’s first game.
As soon as she entered the venue and sat down, Gu Yueshuang was told by the referee that she had to take off her down jacket and could only wear the team uniform.
Gu Yueshuang reluctantly took off her down jacket and asked, "Do you have any hand warmers? Bring as many as you can. It would be best if you could give me a hand warmer."
"There are no hand warmers, but there are heating pads."
Lin Yanqiu supported her with two hot packs.
"Thanks."
Gu Yueshuang was still cold, and she was not used to the gaming chair specially designed for competitions. She felt that the PU material was uncomfortable to sit on. After struggling for a long time, she simply took off her shoes and curled up on the chair, hugging herself and crying, looking weak, pitiful and helpless.
Xu Qing couldn't help but glance sideways: "Brother Shuang, you look like a foot-picking guy, you know that?"
Gu Yueshuang: "It's okay, they can't see it."
The camera can only capture images above the shoulders, so she is fearless.
Lin Yanqiu: "You can still see the knees."
Gu Yueshuang thought for a moment and said, "Then should I wrap my legs in the coat as well?"
Lin Yanqiu: "...Goodbye."
If Gu Yueshuang really did this, someone would take a screenshot on the spot, photoshop the knees under the clothes into breasts, and then spread rumors that POG's new mid laner is a beautiful woman.
Gu Yueshuang looked left and right and asked, "Are you really not cold?"
Zhou Yao: "Keep your hands warm. If they get cold, it's over."
Lin Yanqiu asked the referee: "Can you turn up the air conditioning temperature a little bit?"
Gu Yueshuang shivered with cold and said viciously, "I'm going to buy a box of hot packs when I get back."
How can being a professional player be so miserable? You are not allowed to wear down jackets when playing in such cold weather!
Gu Yueshuang complained in her heart while rolling up her right sleeve.
Xu Qing: "Aren't you cold?"
Gu Yueshuang: "It's cold, but there's nothing I can do. The sleeves affect the feel."
The drafting session officially began, and Gu Yang asked, "Does anyone here feel like they're in great shape today and can definitely carry the team?"
Gu Yueshuang said without hesitation: "Me."
Gu Yang: "Okay, then I'll get you one that can carry today. If you can't carry it, go home and farm."
Gu Yueshuang was stunned: "Do we still have land? How big is it?"
Gu Yang couldn't help but knock her head: "Are you thinking about Taozi? Pay attention!"
Gu Yueshuang: "..."
Then POG watched helplessly as Gu Yueshuang's favorite cards, LeBlanc, Zoe, and Card, were banned one by one.
Silas the Liberator was snatched away by the opponent first.
Gu Yueshuang's hero pool, which was not very deep to begin with, suddenly lost four heroes.
Gu Yang: "Can you still carry?"
Gu Yueshuang immediately admitted her mistake: "Please choose mine first, I'm afraid I won't have any heroes to use soon!"
It’s not that she only knows these few heroes, but her proficiency in other heroes is not enough to be used in the competition.
Gu Yang: "Tsar?"
Gu Yueshuang immediately shook her head: "The Tsar can't beat Silas."
Gu Yang: "It's okay, it's okay. You have to trust yourself... Zhou Yao! Why did you lock Annie up?!"
Zhou Yao was stunned by the yelling: "Didn't you just say Annie? I chose it when the time is almost up."
Gu Yueshuang was also stunned for half a second, but soon calmly comforted her teammates: "It's okay, Annie can also fight, it's useless for Sylas to steal Annie's ultimate."
Annie, the Lady of Darkness, has the ultimate skill of summoning a bear.
Sylas's ultimate is to steal other people's ultimates, so Annie's ultimate is quite useless to him.
Gu Yueshuang: "Continue the pick and choose. The mid lane is just a dog in this game."
She was comforting her teammates, but she was actually getting anxious.
Xu Qing hesitated: "How about using Annie as a support?"
Gu Yang immediately rejected this suggestion: "Annie can't support in this version. If she can't even bring down the jungle in one game, it's all over."
Annie is not a strong hero in the current version, and no one has used her in professional competitions for a long time. Even if she is used, she is mostly used as a support - even if she appeared as a support, it was two years ago.
Gu Yang: "Grab the male gun first. Qin Ye, you have to carry this game."
Qin Ye: "Okay."
This BP is very bad.
The mid laner is the most central position in League of Legends. Once the mid lane is at a disadvantage, the entire team will be at a disadvantage.
But this is also a helpless move.
If Annie is given to Gu Yueshuang to play with, she might be able to help delay the game until the AD develops and takes over the game.
Giving Annie to Xu Qing would really mean the end of the game in advance, with one against three in the bottom lane.
Gu Yueshuang hadn't played Annie for a while, and she was still reading the skill description on her way online.
At the beginning of the game, Xu Qing ran to scout the opponent's position, but couldn't find anyone. He reminded Qin Ye: "They might be invading your jungle area, be careful."
Gu Yueshuang casually put an eye in the bushes and took a photo of four people, which scared her silly: "Here, here..."
She instinctively used Flash to save herself back under the tower, but immediately regretted it: "Why did I flash at level 1? I might as well die and go back online. The resurrection time is shorter anyway..."
Now that the flash is gone, the jungler must stay in the middle lane.
It will be very difficult before level 6.
Gu Yueshuang slapped her forehead and complained to herself: "Is your brain frozen?"
Gu Yueshuang: "Sorry guys, I'm going to be the dog in this game."
Being a dog means unconditionally prioritizing helping teammates develop.
This was a very difficult decision for Gu Yueshuang, who wanted to take over the entire economy by herself.
Everyone also hurried to comfort her: "It's okay, it's okay."
Lin Yanqiu: "Just wait for me to recover."
Zhou Yao: "I'm sorry..."
Gu Yueshuang slapped the table and sat up straight: "The atmosphere is wrong, brothers! Since the draft is already so sloppy, why not just be sloppy? Wait for me to come over and cross the tower at level 6, and then I'll release the bear."
She switched screens to check out the top and bottom lane situations and said, "If anyone misses, tell me, I'm definitely going to get ganked."
"Okay." Everyone agreed.
Even if she defended herself in every possible way, she still couldn't prevent the four-man team from diving over the tower.
The enemy's jungler and support came to the middle lane and killed twice by crossing the tower. Gu Yueshuang got angry and simply exchanged blood with the enemy in the laning phase. She would rather lose some blood to farm minions and then attack the enemy.
During the team fight at the dragon pit, Gu Yueshuang released the bear to disrupt the battlefield, and Qin Ye took the opportunity to punish and steal the dragon. This perfect cooperation helped them recover a lot of economic benefits.
Gu Yueshuang was desperate. Annie couldn't develop anyway, and she was worthless after being killed so many times. So she just acted as a human bomb and started the team fight. She fought in a reckless and self-destructing manner. She actually won several team battles and even had a small period of advantage in the middle.
Of course, Gu Yueshuang’s KDA is completely terrible.
…
In the end, POG unfortunately lost the game 0:2. The winner went to a post-match group interview, and the loser took the bus home.
No one wants to hear from losers.
As soon as Gu Yueshuang got in the car, she took out her phone. As expected, there were a lot of hot posts on the forum -
【Welcome to LPL! 】
【Welcome to LPL! 】
【Welcome to LPL! 】
Gu Yueshuang complained in a depressed tone: "This group of repeaters."
Fang Butao: "How dare you still read the forum?"
Without a doubt, they were all directed at her.
Gu Yueshuang: "This group of combat power is scum, I will help them to criticize them."
Gu Yang turned up the temperature in the car, as if he were a real patriarch: "Don't move, you'll catch a cold. Go back and drink a bowl of ginger soup and review the situation slowly. This time we were not well prepared, so let's keep trying."
Fang Butao asked the team members: "How do you feel about losing?"
Everyone else lowered their heads in silence.
Gu Yueshuang: "Of course I should."
Fang Butao: “?”
Gu Yueshuang typed quickly as she said, "Wait, I'll criticize myself first, and then I'll criticize you guys later when I go back and review the situation."
If everyone is in a good mood, they might exchange a few words with her.
Unfortunately, now that they had lost, they all kept silent.
Gu Yang neither cursed nor praised, but analyzed rationally, "Honestly, everyone makes mistakes. The first game was due to the draft, and the second game was due to our strength. We're definitely not as skilled as our opponents, but don't lose heart. Go back and practice harder."
Gu Yueshuang: "You can use your phones to watch the last two games first, and quickly find something to criticize me for. Anyway, I will definitely quarrel with you when I get back."
Fang Butao: "Everyone deserves credit for winning, and everyone bears responsibility for losing. It's not to the point of a quarrel."
Gu Yueshuang was very persistent: "We have to argue, we must argue, only after arguing can we correct our mistakes, there's no point in keeping it in our hearts."
Fang Butao looked at Lin Yanqiu, hoping that he, as the captain, would stand up and say something.
Lin Yanqiu nodded and said, "Brother Tao, please take Shuke for a walk later, so that we don't scare him by arguing."
Fang Butao: “…”
Gu Yang: "Then I will..."
Gu Yueshuang twisted his ear and said, "Still want to run?! You're the one with the biggest problem, don't you know? As a coach, you didn't even prepare in advance and didn't even check the countdown! Half of the reason for the nasty pick and roll in the first game is you!"
Gu Yang: "It hurts, it hurts! Do you have any respect? I am your elder after all!!"
Gu Yueshuang: "Why are you all so dejected? Have you never lost a game before?"
Xu Qing also became angry: "...You know that you can't expose someone's weaknesses when you insult them! You're not allowed to be sad about losing the game?"
Gu Yueshuang: "Why don't you cry for a while? After you're done crying and letting out your anger, we can find the problem together. What's the point of being sad? While you still remember the details, let's review it quickly."
Xu Qing: “…”
Who wants to cry? Isn't it unfair?
Lin Yanqiu: "Xu Qing, you really need to practice your hero skills. You kept using your skills to trick me when we were laning in the bottom lane."
Zhou Yao: "And the skill timings are the same. Every time I yell 'No flash, no flash', I chase them and they immediately use flash. Were you sent by the enemy?"
Gu Yang: "Really? You guys don't talk much when you're in a group. As soon as Xu Qing opens his mouth, he starts using his own skills. Communication is really a problem, you know?"
Xu Qing was attacked by the crowd, and rolled up his sleeves to prepare for a verbal battle: "How dare you guys criticize me? Today you——"
Gu Yueshuang patted Qin Ye and said, "What are you doing? We're on the same team, why aren't you talking?"
Qin Ye thought for a while and said, "My fault."
Everyone: “…”
Gu Yueshuang argued with him: "List ten mistakes for each of us four tonight. If you can't tell us, don't sleep."
Qin Ye answered almost immediately: "Okay."
Several people started arguing again.
Fang Butao was stunned for a while, then shook his head and laughed: "A bunch of lunatics."
The author has something to say: Is it like checking answers after an exam, and then a group of people get red in the face and neck because of the additional questions or the last big question?
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