A series of filming activities finally ended, and POG returned to the intense training rhythm, but there were relatively few training matches that could be arranged, and most of the time they still played RANK on the Korean server.
The RANK rhythm of the Korean server is similar to that of a competition, and if you play seriously it can be considered half a training match.
Xu Qing's AD carry was always being sidelined by the mid laner, and he couldn't help but wonder, "Why are you two squishy DPS always duo-queuing? The AD carry should be working with the support more! Xiaoqiu, we need to develop a tacit understanding like we've slept in the same bed together, you know? Just one look from you and I know what you're doing. How can we be an invincible bot lane team like this..."
"Oh no! My Ferrari is gone!"
Lin Yanqiu was so disgusted by him that he missed a cannon soldier. He couldn't help but get angry: "Who wants to sleep in the same bed with you? Get out!"
Xu Qing pretended to be pompous and covered his chest: "Brother Shuang, our AD was never mean to me before you came. Woohoo, that bastard has changed his mind. He only sees the newcomers laughing and the old ones crying..."
Gu Yueshuang was also trembling with disgust, and said coldly: "Take one of his artillery soldiers and see if he is more aggressive towards you. If one doesn't work, take ten, and then ask him who is more important, the artillery soldiers or you."
Lin Yanqiu said without hesitation: "The artillery carriage is important."
Xu Qing: “…”
Gu Yueshuang suggested a dirty trick: "Then you can get angry and yell, 'Since you think the artillery cart is important, then I will eat up all your artillery carts, hum'. That way he won't dare to neglect you in the future."
Lin Yanqiu was so angry that he used his Q skill to hit Gu Yueshuang: "...That's too mean to you."
Teammates on the same side in LOL cannot harm each other, so Lin Yanqiu just used a skill in the direction of Gu Yueshuang, which had no effect on her.
Xu Qing was curious: "Brother Shuang, why are you so skilled?"
Gu Yueshuang sighed softly: "I have received professional training."
Xu Qing: “?”
Gu Yueshuang: "You can try duo-queuing with a girl. It's best if she's a girl who doesn't know anything. She'll walk the duo lane with you. No matter what she takes from you, don't get angry. Your temper will improve over time."
Xu Qing was silent for a while: "I respect you as a man."
To be fair, he couldn't do it.
Lin Yanqiu emphasized again: "The minion line is the most important. The minion line is the life of the AD."
As he was speaking, Gu Yueshuang snatched away his red BUFF in front of him.
Lin Yanqiu: “???”
Gu Yueshuang happily brought the red and blue buffs to go find someone to fight: "Since the soldier line is important, then you go with the soldier line."
Lin Yanqiu was speechless for a while. After chasing Gu Yueshuang and typing a string of question marks, he quietly returned to the line to farm minions.
Xu Qing fanned the flames: "This isn't right, brother. Last time I stole your buff, you flashed where you were. Why didn't you flash this time?"
Lin Yanqiu was sulking and said in a bad tone, "He can get a pentakill with the buff, can you?"
Xu Qing: “…”
Ever since the new mid laner came, AD has become more and more hypocritical.
Zhou Yao shouted loudly, trying to join the group chat: "I can get a pentakill! Let me take red!"
Qin Ye, who was duo-queuing with him, suddenly said, "Okay, come and eat. If you can't carry me, I'll kill you."
Zhou Yao: "...I was wrong, brother. I just said it casually. You eat it, you carry it."
(*Carry: Similar to leading to victory.)
Gu Yang lay on the chair, and said with a carefree expression: "Today is also a day of harmony and friendship."
Gu Yueshuang: "You should go walk the dog, Lao Gu."
Gu Yang: “…”
Gu Yueshuang was completely focused on the game. Seizing an opportunity, she silently scored a pentakill. Feeling she was sure to win, she quit the game and handed the tower attack to her teammates, saying, "I'll go get Brother Hei."
Lin Yanqiu had no choice but to demolish the tower: "That's Shuke... Next time, you must demolish the tower before you leave!"
"It's all the same." Gu Yueshuang ran out to open the door and waved to the German Shepherd, "Brother Hei, come on, it's time to take Old Gu for a walk."
"Woof!" The German Shepherd happily circled around Gu Yueshuang's legs twice, ran into the POG base to find Gu Yang, and very consciously put the dog leash on Gu Yang's hand.
Gu Yang was helpless. He took the dog out on a leash and couldn't help cursing, "What's going on? I don't know if it's the person walking the dog or the dog walking the person—why do you listen to her and not me?"
"Woof!"
Gu Yang: "...They are all dogs!"
Gu Yueshuang waved at their backs: "Remember to bring me a bottle of Coke!"
Gu Yang: "You're dreaming!"
Half an hour later, Gu Yang came back with the dog and Coke.
Xu Qing was surprised: "Why did you only buy one bottle?"
Gu Yang was furious: "I don't want to buy even one bottle! This dog took the Coke and ran away. I had no choice but to pay the bill. I'm so angry."
Gu Yueshuang was still playing games. She took the opportunity to touch Shuke's head and said, "Thank you, Brother Hei."
"Woof!"
Shuke wagged his tail happily and sat down beside Gu Yueshuang's legs.
Zhou Yao complained: "You've already bought it, why don't you buy a few more bottles?"
Gu Yang pointed at the German Shepherd and complained, "It won't let me."
Everyone: “…”
Xu Qing: "How about we divide this bottle of Coke?"
Unexpectedly, the German Shepherd dog understood what everyone said. It ran over, picked up the Coke, and handed it to Gu Yueshuang. It also wooped twice as a warning, meaning that no one was allowed to snatch the Coke from her.
Gu Yang stared at the dog angrily and helplessly, and asked, "When did you teach it to laugh?"
Gu Yueshuang casually placed the Coke on the table and continued playing the game: "It's really powerful. It can even find your hidden money."
Shuke: "Woof!"
Gu Yueshuang: "Brother Hei, look around the living room to see if anyone has hidden money."
Shuke immediately began sniffing around the base, trying to find the scent of money.
Xu Qing was stunned: "You even teach this?"
Lin Yanqiu corrected him again: "That's Shuke... You can't call him Black Brother just because he's dark-skinned."
Shuke: "Woof!"
It sounds like he really likes the name "Hei Ge".
Gu Yueshuang: "German Shepherds are really smart. To them, this is just playing a game. If someone plays with them, they won't be so bored as to destroy the house."
Lin Yanqiu exposed her hypocritical lies: "You are just looking for an excuse to order Shuke around."
Gu Yueshuang said confidently: "You don't understand, this is called a win-win situation."
Zhou Yao: "But the coach wouldn't hide the money in the base, right?"
Gu Yang responded: "I'm poor and don't have any private money."
"Woof!" Shuke found two hundred yuan in the crack of the sofa, pulled it out and brought it to Gu Yueshuang.
Xu Qing looked back, his face filled with horror: "Damn! The two hundred I left there yesterday!!"
Gu Yueshuang happily accepted the money and patted the dog's head again: "Thank you, Brother Hei, I have a midnight snack for tonight."
Xu Qing burst into tears: "...You are robbing me, do you know that?"
Shuke: "Woof!"
There were cheers in the base: "Thank you, Fatty, for treating us to a midnight snack!"
“Thanks for the midnight snack, Fatty!”
"Thanks Shuke and Fatty."
“Brother Hei is awesome!”
Xu Qing was heartbroken: "Brother Hei... No, Shuke, let's make a deal. Return the money to me, and I'll treat you to dog food tomorrow, okay?"
Shuke remained unmoved, squatting beside Gu Yueshuang with a righteous expression, as if to say, "What are you talking about? I don't understand. I'm just a little puppy."
Another game ended. Gu Yueshuang left her character at the automatic A base and got up to play with Shuke for a while.
(The normal attack key in League of Legends is A.)
Lin Yanqiu: "To thank Brother Fatty for treating me to a late-night snack, come, I'll play duo with you."
Zhou Yao stretched lazily: "After this game, I need to rest for a while and move around, otherwise my waist will not be able to bear it."
Gu Yueshuang silently shook her head and said, "Brother Hei, someone will be walking you around again."
Shuke: "Woof!"
Zhou Yao: “…”
Xu Qing naturally didn't want to miss the opportunity to kill someone: "Brother Yao! I want to drink Coke too!"
Lin Yanqiu: "Please bring a bottle for me too."
Qin Ye: "Thank you."
Zhou Yao: “…”
Qin Ye lost his duo partner and immediately turned to Gu Yueshuang and asked, "Duo?"
"Here I come."
Behind the camera, Fang Butao saw that there was nothing to shoot, so he turned off several cameras one after another, removed the batteries one by one and took them to charge, and began to organize the materials.
Xu Qing sighed: "Brother Tao really deserves to be the highest-paid person in our team. He handles all the behind-the-scenes work by himself."
Fang Butao smiled and said, "Actually, not all of these materials can be used. I'll edit them first."
He was the only behind-the-scenes person in the team, so he tried not to participate in their conversations during filming, and he would also use a notebook to write down what materials could be used in what time period.
Gu Yang, relaxing in his recliner, directed, "Remember to repost the official trailer on the official Weibo account later. It looks like they're releasing a trailer for the newcomers today."
Fang Butao was speechless: "Can't you do something? Meditating again?"
Gu Yang: "You don't understand, I'm playing chess in my head."
Fang Butao: "...Okay."
He worked on his mobile phone, tablet and computer simultaneously, silently cursing the capitalists in his heart as inhuman.
The promotional video for the rookie team was released today. Gu Yueshuang has a line in it: "I am the future of LPL, and the future of LPL is mine."
Very crazy.
He started to act crazy before his debut, which aroused the rebellious psychology of many people.
But Gu Yueshuang deleted all her friends, so others couldn't OB (watch her online), so they could only start with her teammates.
Gu Yueshuang and Lin Yanqiu were playing in a duo with their trumpets before, and no one could catch them.
Now she was lining up with Qin Ye, and she changed into a large size. Immediately, many people followed and watched.
[Report—Future Star and Autistic Jungler have started duo-queuing.]
【I will report back later.】
【Is Ah Xing really okay? 】
[What he said is really crazy. I can't wait to see the future stars come to LPL and get beaten up.]
[Please welcome the next talented mid-laner——]
[Geniuses appear every year, but this is the first time I've seen someone this crazy.]
In the POG base, Gu Yueshuang first made an agreement with Qin Ye: "Except for the first blue buff, which I'll give you, the rest are mine."
Qin Ye: "Okay."
Xu Qing: "Isn't this as it should be?"
There is no need to say it specifically.
Gu Yueshuang: "I'm afraid of being robbed, okay? You don't know how I lived that month. He had a punishment and I couldn't snatch it away, so I could only go and snatch the blue buff from him."
Xu Qing defended his jungler, "You can't bully him just because our jungler is dumb! You even deliberately killed him back then. Don't think I don't know."
Gu Yueshuang: "And didn't I avenge him?"
Xu Qing: "...Revenge is bullshit! You're just trying to get the buff!"
She deliberately kills the jungler so that the BUFF on the jungler will be transferred to the opponent, and then she can get the BUFF by killing the opponent.
"I'm so humble." Gu Yueshuang even pretended to wipe away tears. "It's just a blue buff, and I'm actually scheming for it. How can I have the nerve to betray Qin Ye a few more times?"
Qin Ye: "..."
Xu Qing: “…”
Xu Qing asked Lin Yanqiu, "Did she also cheat you when you two were playing in a duo?"
Lin Yanqiu coughed lightly and said with the tone of someone who had experienced it, "I suggest you learn two words."
Xu Qing: "Hmm?"
Lin Yanqiu: "One is called letting bygones be bygones, and the other is called children's words without restraint."
Xu Qing: “…”
Lin Yanqiu sighed slowly, "Why are you fussing so much with a minor? Don't you have to let the child know?"
Gu Yang nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, we should learn to respect the old and love the young. I am the 'old' one, understand?"
Xu Qing: “…………”
Is this shameless spirit also hereditary?!
Gu Yueshuang got the blue BUFF and was in a good mood. She also had a big advantage in the laning phase. The advantage of the two in the midfield and jungle expanded infinitely like a snowball, and they could not lose no matter how recklessly they played in the later stages.
The onlookers on the forum who were waiting to watch the fun were suddenly silenced, and the post was quietly buried.
After the game, Gu Yueshuang went to the forum and saw that this group of people were too weak in combat.
She started posting as her own number one black fan——
[What's the point of being a good RANK player? You'll still get beaten up in the competition!]
Xu Qing was speechless: "Are you really going to argue with them? You'd better uninstall it."
Gu Yueshuang: "No, no one knows how to argue better than me."
Lin Yanqiu accidentally noticed that her game friend list still only had four people, and wondered, "Didn't Lu Cheng ask you to add him?"
Gu Yueshuang was extremely vindictive: "If I don't add it, what if he secretly OBs me?"
Fang Butao reminded her, "Don't make things too awkward. You'll definitely be watched when you broadcast live in the future."
Gu Yueshuang: "I know. I'll slowly add people after the live broadcast starts. I have to make sure that when the live broadcast starts, the audience can see my only four friends and their nicknames."
——Cousen No. 1234.
Lin Yanqiu: “…”
Xu Qing: “…”
Qin Ye: "..."
“Woof woof——”
Zhou Yao was dragged by the dog and crawled back to the POG base.
He was so exhausted that he threw away the leash and collapsed on the ground, mumbling: "Fuck, this guy, he ran away as soon as he got out, and took me for a 500-meter sprint. I was exhausted."
"Woof!"
Shuke seemed to still be dissatisfied with Zhou Yao's poor physical strength.
Xu Qing tugged at him disdainfully and asked, "Where's the Coke?"
Gu Yueshuang corrected them: "Be more civilized from now on. Call people 'his uncle' when you curse them, okay? Don't curse your mother all the time. Your mother is so great, why curse her?"
Xu Qing found three cans of Coke, took out one, and prepared to open it: "It's still iced."
Gu Yueshuang glanced at him: "Also, I suggest you drink Coke——"
Before he finished speaking, Xu Qingzhong put his knowledge into practice with full energy: "Fuck him!"
——He was sprayed in the face by the Coke that had just been shaken violently.
“…Don’t drink yet.”
Gu Yueshuang paused for two seconds, then added the second half of the sentence.
The author has something to say: It is really fun to play with fat otakus and puddle friends =w=
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