213. Chapter 211 Large-scale Social Death Scene



Fairy clouds are lingering, the palace is shining, the eaves are interlaced, the air is filled with fairy air, and fairy music is heard.

In the exquisite fairy palace, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother sat opposite each other.

On the table are fine wines, magical fruits and immortal mushrooms, and below are fairies dancing gracefully and fairy music playing.

I have to say, the Jade Emperor lives a very comfortable life.

"Huh?"

At this moment, the Jade Emperor let out a light exclamation and looked towards the human world below.

"Interesting, a mere mortal ant would actually go looking for trouble with a monkey."

The Queen Mother also looked over and exclaimed softly.

"Haha, you don't know your own limitations."

The Jade Emperor commented with a disdainful smile.

"Hmm? Who is this person? I've never seen him before!"

When Su Qing appeared, the Queen Mother couldn't help but exclaimed.

"It's actually an emperor who has never shown his face?"

Upon seeing this, the Jade Emperor's expression turned serious.

In the world of Journey to the West, there are a number of strong people, and everyone knows them.

At this moment, a strange person of the same level suddenly appeared.

The wheel of fate has undergone unknown changes.

Things are getting more and more interesting! "Just wait and see!"

After the two looked at each other, the Jade Emperor spoke in a very cautious tone.

"good."

The Queen Mother nodded and said nothing more.

But said.

After the Buddha of the West suppressed the monkey, he bid farewell to the Jade Emperor and returned to the Great Leiyin Temple in the West.

One could see the three thousand Buddhas, five hundred Arhats, the eight great Vajras, and countless Bodhisattvas, each holding banners, precious canopies, rare treasures and fairy flowers, lined up under the twin Sala forests in the fairyland of Lingshan to welcome the return of the Buddha.

"I use the profound prajna to observe the three realms. The fundamental nature is ultimately extinguished. It is like the void, without anything. I have subdued the perverted monkey. This is the beginning of birth and death. The dharma is like this."

The Tathagata of the West went straight up to the ninth-grade lotus platform, sat calmly, and began to preach the Buddhist scriptures to everyone.

After he finished speaking, he released the light of the relic, and the sky was filled with forty-two white rainbows, connecting the north and the south.

When the monks at Lingshan heard this, they were all fascinated, with smiles on their faces, and they seemed to have understood a lot.

"Huh?"

At this moment, the Tathagata of the West was inspired and stopped preaching.

Wang Mang led his troops to Wuzhi Mountain to settle accounts with the monkey, and Su Qing went to maintain order.

Tathagata discovered that things were moving in an uncontrollable direction.

"May I ask the Buddha, why did you stop preaching?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva asked.

"The will of heaven has changed, and the world is in turmoil!"

After Tathagata said this, he remained silent, silently trying to figure out Su Qing's origins.

Not only the Jade Emperor and the Tathagata of the West.

The Old Mother of Mount Li , the Emperor of Fengdu in the Underworld, and the Great Immortal Zhenyuan of Mount Wanshou. All the top warriors looked towards the Five Finger Mountain, watching Su Qing, the unfamiliar emperor.

The human world.

At the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, there were crowds of people and flags like a forest.

Countless soldiers of the Imperial Guard surrounded a small valley in Shanyin, making it impossible for anyone to get out.

Wang Mang was surrounded in the middle, and his face looked a little ugly.

He could never have imagined that this monkey would not give him any face at all and said such smelly and ugly words.

In fact, he didn't think about it. The monkey was already miserable enough being locked up in this remote place. He was full of anger and couldn't find a place to vent it. Wang Mang had walked into the trap.

Of course, in Wang Mang's view, he did nothing wrong.

You monkey caused me to lose hundreds of thousands of troops. Isn't it only natural for me, Wang, to ask you for compensation? Fortunately.

Su Qing arrived in time to support him, making Wang Mang unable to stop smiling.

"I'll start a live broadcast and upload the video to the group file later."

"Just go for it, I'll back you up, what are you afraid of?"

Patting Wang Mang on the shoulder, Su Qing said.

"Thank you, Great Immortal."

Wang Mang nodded heavily, feeling extremely grateful.

"Go ahead."

After Su Qing finished speaking, he started the group live broadcast and turned on the screen recording.

[Ding! Administrator 'Su Qing' has started a group live broadcast. Click here to enter the live broadcast room! ]

"Hey, why is Daxian live streaming again?"

Seeing the chat group prompt, Xiao Longnu entered the live broadcast room and asked with a flushed face.

After trying to reward herself, she found that she couldn't stop doing it because it was so much fun.

This is the greatest pleasure in the world.

"Oh, Wang Mang was fighting against Liu Xiu before, but he was affected by the monkeys and almost died and his country was destroyed."

Su Qing raised the camera to take a picture of the entire Five Finger Mountain and explained, "He's here to settle accounts with the monkey."

"However, the monkey refuses to admit it, so I'm here to support him."

After the camera was raised, the entire Five Finger Mountain appeared in the live broadcast room.

There was Wang Mang, who had become much younger, and there were the young and strong soldiers of the Imperial Guards.

"Oh, I see. It is time to settle accounts with the monkey."

Xiao Longnu nodded. Even though she disliked Wang Mang, she was not angry about the matter but the person.

This matter was originally the monkey's responsibility, so it's natural to hold the monkey accountable, there's nothing wrong with that.

Below.

"Sun Dasheng, from what you said, you want to play rogue and don't intend to compensate?"

With Su Qing's assurance, Wang Mang took a deep breath, stared at the monkey head exposed at the foot of the mountain, and shouted in a deep voice.

"Hahaha!"

The monkey laughed arrogantly and said, "I, Sun, have been practicing for three years and have become an immortal. I am beyond life and death, have long life, and am immune to calamities. I have lived as long as the heavens and have escaped the cycle of reincarnation! I was so glorious in the past. I even sat on the throne of the Jade Emperor in Heaven. I, Sun, have changed the book of life and death of the King of Hell in the underworld!"

“Even though I am now in a state of decline, my magic power is suppressed, I cannot move, and I cannot use my magical powers, I will not allow a mortal like you to bully me at will!”

"I am in a good mood today and I won't bother with your offense. Get out of here!"

Being locked up in this godforsaken place with no one talking to him all year round, the monkey is almost going crazy.

It's rare for someone to talk to him nowadays, so it's obvious that he's in a good mood.

Therefore, the monkey did not take Wang Mang's offensive words seriously and just thought that Wang Mang was talking nonsense.

"Sun Dasheng, you can't be rude and unreasonable."

"You fought a great battle with Tathagata, destroying my army of 400,000 in one fell swoop. I almost lost my country and myself!"

"Ask yourself, should this be blamed on the two of you?"

Wang Mang suppressed his anger and tried to persuade it.

"I am a monkey, not a human. Your human principles have no influence on me!"

The monkey looked at him as if he were an idiot, "If you have the guts, go and settle the score with old Tathagata!"

"Why, you bully me, Old Sun, and now I can't move?"

"Anyway, I, Old Sun, will not admit this, so just give up on this idea!"

After saying that, the monkey turned his head away with an expression that said, "I won't admit it anyway, what can you do to me?"

"You really won't compensate me?"

"No compensation!"

"You don't admit it?"

"Get lost!"

After the two confronted each other for a while, the atmosphere reached a stalemate.

The imperial guards around him lowered their heads and eyes, their eyes looking at their noses and their noses looking at their toes. They heard nothing and saw nothing.

The confrontation between these big shots is not something that small people like them can interfere with, and it is not their turn to interfere.

"Okay, stop arguing with it. If it refuses to admit its fault, then give it a good beating."

Seeing that the two of them had been arguing for a long time without reaching an agreement, Su Qing waved his hand and said to Wang Mang.

"Great Immortal, the dead monkey refuses to admit his fault. What should I do?"

Wang Mang's eyes lit up and he thought to himself that he was such an idiot that he had actually forgotten about the immortal.

If the immortal is willing to help, wouldn't it be easy to deal with a small monkey? Sun Wukong also pricked up his ears, wanting to see how the other party would deal with him.

He was also a little confused about Su Qing's arrival. Who was this person? He was actually stronger than him! In fact, since being suppressed under the Five Finger Mountain, Monkey's mentality has slowly changed.

At the very least, there are countless people in this world who are stronger than itself. It is not invincible!

But it is absolutely impossible to make it bow to a mortal, even if you beat it to death.

"Ah Mang, what do the big shots care about most?"

Seeing the monkey prick up its ears, Su Qing raised the corners of his mouth slightly and looked at Wang Mang.

Xiao Longnu watched the live broadcast room with great interest, pricked up her ears, and wanted to see what advice the immortal would give Wang Mang.

"What do big people care about most? Face?"

Wang Mang pondered for a moment and spoke tentatively.

"Yes, it's face!"

Su Qing nodded and agreed.

The Monkey King is a key figure in the Journey to the West, so it is not easy for him to take action himself.

If he takes action, Taishang, Jade Emperor, Tathagata and others will certainly not sit idly by.

But when Wang Mang took action and gave him a light punishment and a severe warning, no one could find fault with him.

After all, Wang Mang had a karmic relationship with the monkey, so he was right.

"Then what should I do?"

When Wang Mang heard this, his mind became active.

"This place is the territory of the Daxin Dynasty. As the emperor of Daxin, it is okay for you to station troops here."

Su Qing patted his shoulder and said, "This valley is in the shade, so it's only natural to build a toilet, right?"

When Wang Mang heard this, his eyes lit up instantly and he understood what Su Qing meant.

"You are right, I understand."

He nodded heavily, turned around and said to the soldiers around him: "Pass on my order. Set up Wuzhi Mountain as a temporary garrison camp, and use this valley as a toilet. Soldiers can pee and poop here!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the entire Five Finger Mountain fell silent.

Even the chirping of insects and birds stopped, and the whole scene was silent.

Everyone was confused. They almost thought they had heard it wrong or there was something wrong with their ears.

The emperor's decree made people want to laugh, but they didn't dare to laugh.

Live broadcast room.

"Pfft. Isn't this a bad idea?"

"If we do this, won't the monkey be so angry that he dies on the spot?"

After hearing this, Xiaolongnu couldn't help but burst out laughing, and instantly it was like a hundred flowers blooming.

I never expected that the high and mighty Immortal Su Qing would come up with such a mean idea.

It feels a bit funny! So funny! "Well, since the monkey won't agree, force it to agree. Don't be polite to it."

Su Qing replied: "Humiliate them as much as you can. Even if you can't get the money back, you have to give up at least."

He is just like that, he clearly distinguishes between love and hate.

"Haha, what the Immortal said is very true."

Xiao Long Nu laughed and agreed.

In the field.

"What are you all standing there for? Follow my orders!"

Seeing this, Wang Mang snorted coldly and shouted loudly.

"Yes, I will obey your order!"

The commander of the Royal Guards was startled and quickly knelt on one knee and responded loudly.

Then he turned around and shouted, "Come here, act according to the order of His Majesty the Emperor!"

"promise!"

Tens of thousands of people responded with a roar, shaking the heavens and the earth. Even the clouds in the sky were blown away, revealing a clear blue sky.

After the commander of the Royal Guards finished speaking, he took the lead and arrived at the front of the valley, only three steps away from the monkey.

"Fuck!"

Seeing that he was about to be peed on in the face, the monkey became very anxious.

If it were in the past, it would definitely hit the person with a stick and kill him directly. How could it allow someone to be humiliated like this?

However, since being pressed under this broken mountain, the monkey has become an ordinary monkey that is powerless.

All its magical powers, its golden cudgel, and its seventy-two magical powers were all sealed and could not be used.

In fact, whether you can get out or not is fine. Five hundred years is not a long time. It will pass if you endure it.

But unexpectedly, the monkey was pressing down the mountain and disaster came from the sky.

"Wait, I, Old Sun, have something to say!"

Thinking of this, the monkey's eyes turned red with anxiety and he shouted loudly.

If a mortal peed on his face, how would he survive in the future? Even if he escaped and regained his magical powers, this incident would be a stain on him forever.

Monkey: I, Sun Wukong, have made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, eaten the peaches from the immortal world, been to the underworld, and even changed the Book of Life and Death!

Others: You got pissed on by a mortal! KO in one sentence!

Wouldn't this be a social death on the spot? How could it face people in the future? Even if the monkey escaped and killed the mortal who peed on its face, crushing his bones and scattering ashes, pulling out his tendons and bones! It would not change the fact that it was peed on by the mortal.

Thinking of this, even the fearless monkey was completely panicked!

"Get ready to go to the bathroom!"

At a command from the commander of the Imperial Guards, eighteen soldiers of the Imperial Guards stepped out and formed a circle to surround the monkey.

They unbuckled their belts, took out their weapons together, pointed them at the monkey's head, and prepared to pee.

"You mortal ants, you are provoking me, Old Sun. Tell them to stop immediately!"

The monkey's eyes turned red with anxiety, the murderous aura in his eyes almost solidified into substance, and he was furious.

It has come to realize that today's incident will not be resolved peacefully.

"Don't worry about it, just pee for me!"

Wang Mang was unmoved and gave the order.

Since there is no room for turning back on this matter, let's just go all the way.

“Squeak, squeak, squeak!”

The urine flowed into its nose, eyes, mouth, and ears, filling it up in an instant.

This moment.

There was a dead silence in the world, the whole place was quiet, with only the sound of peeing.

The monkey was in tears, his heart was dead, and he looked at the sky with lifeless eyes.

He ignored the urine that was shot towards him, ignored it, and did not dodge it.

It is not clean anymore! Three Realms.

"puff!"

The Supreme Taoist Ancestor, the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, the Tathagata of the West, the Emperor of Fengdu, the Great Immortal Zhenyuan and others who had been paying close attention to this matter burst into laughter and could no longer hold back, staring in amazement.

The most humiliating and heart-breaking thing in the three realms is to have someone urinate on your face.

Apparently, the monkey did it! Live broadcast room.

“Puff.”

"What should we do now? This is not going to end well!"

"Won't the monkey be furious?"

Xiao Longnu opened her mouth wide, stunned.

There was only one thought in her mind: the all-mighty Monkey King, Sun Wukong, was peed on in the face by a mortal!

Brother, I thought you were joking and wanted to scare the monkey, but I didn’t expect you to take it seriously?

"Ahem, what Xiao Long Nu said makes sense. What if the monkey comes to settle accounts with me?"

At this time, Wang Mang said with some fear.

"What are you afraid of? The monkey has to be locked up for 500 years before it can come out. Let's wait and see!"

"With five hundred years, you wouldn't be without confidence in cultivating to become an immortal, right?"

Su Qing waved his hand and ignored the monkey.

Not to mention five hundred years later, even now, he can beat a monkey with one hand.

After five hundred years, Su Qing would have grown to an unknown level, so why would he be afraid of a mere monkey? With the help of the chat group, Wang Mang would be able to reach the level of the monkey after another five hundred years of cultivation.

To take a step back, even if Wang Mang couldn't defeat the monkey, he could still ask group members for help.

"That's right. It's still another five hundred years before the monkey is born."

"I just don't believe it. If I can't beat the monkey now, I won't be able to beat it in five hundred years!"

Wang Mang thought about it and realized that this was indeed the truth.

His confidence increased instantly and he felt relieved.

"hehe."

Xiao Longnu didn't say anything, but she was looking forward to the scene where the monkey would come to settle accounts with Wang Mang five hundred years later.

"So, since you've already offended it, you might as well be a little more ruthless and get the benefits you want."

Su Qing nodded and said to Wang Mang.

"A little more cruel?"

Wang Mang was a little confused. He had already made someone urinate all over the monkey’s face. Wasn’t that cruel enough?

"As the saying goes, when dealing with the enemy, you must use whatever means necessary!"

Su Qing smiled contemptuously and said, "If I were you, what would it mean to send someone to pee on its face?"

"I will issue an order to let everyone in the world insult it. If you urinate on it, I will reward you five taels of silver. If you defecate on it, I will reward you ten taels of silver. This will last until it is freed after five hundred years."

"I even summoned all the learned people in the world and gathered the whole country's strength to carve a monument and write a biography for the monkey, so that its fame will be passed down through the ages or its infamy will be forgotten for eternity."

"I will use all my strength to discredit Sun Wukong both mentally and physically, and nail him to the pillar of shame in history, so that he will never be able to stand up again!"

"Ah Mang, how about it, do you understand what I mean?"

Hiss! Upon hearing this, Wang Mang and Xiao Longnu's pupils shrank suddenly, and they took three steps back together.

This method is too cruel, it leaves no chance for the monkey to survive!

"Great Immortal, I am convinced. I really am convinced! I will do as you say right now!"

Wang Mang took a deep breath, and was completely convinced by Su Qing. There was a hint of fear in his eyes as he looked at him.

Killing someone is not a good thing, and you can be a hero again eighteen years later.

But as Su Qing said, this method completely wipes out the enemy's spirit! Su Qing's method is simply too terrible. Fortunately, everyone is a group friend rather than an enemy!

"Great Immortal is awesome!"

Xiao Longnu was speechless, and was left with only deep admiration and fear.

What is a ruthless person? This is a ruthless person!

No, it should be called Langmie, which is even more cruel than the ruthless one! "When dealing with friends, we should be as gentle as the spring breeze."

Su Qing smiled and said, "But when dealing with enemies, you must be as cold and ruthless as the cold wind!"

If no one offends me, I will not offend anyone. If someone offends me, I will cut off the roots! "Yes, yes, I understand."

Wang Mang nodded heavily, agreeing with him.

"Go ahead."

Su Qing smiled and waved her hand.

Turn your attention back to the live broadcast.

After the eighteen imperial guards finished urinating, they shook themselves comfortably, put on their pants, and stepped aside.

Smelling the extremely strong smell of urine, Wang Mang secretly took a few steps back and avoided it.

The scene was silent and dark clouds loomed overhead, like the precursor of a volcanic eruption.

I don’t know how much time had passed, but a demon’s roar that seemed to come from hell reached the ears of everyone present.

“凡人,俺老孙要把你抽筋拔骨、挫骨扬灰,灵魂放在三昧真火上炙烤亿万年!”

猴子的语气之阴沉,足见其心头之恨意,几乎要化为实质,充塞于胸膛之中,快要爆炸了一般。

它的一双眼睛变得通红,几乎要滴出血来,死死的盯着王莽,浓郁的杀气足以令人胆寒。

“呼”

王莽心中一惊,仿佛大难临头一般,心头升起一股浓浓的危机感。

好在苏青及时出手,吹了一口气,就将猴子的杀机吹散。

别看这猴子实力全无,但其杀机之浓郁,着实不是王莽所能抵挡。

“呼”

王莽松了一口气,瞬间大汗淋漓,湿透了衣服。

有着苏青撑腰,他倒是壮起了胆子,大声对猴子说道:“想要杀寡人,等你脱困再说吧。”

“寡人可是听说,你要被如来佛祖镇压五百年,五百年后才能脱困。”

“寡人已走上修行之道,五百年后,咱们谁胜谁负,还是两说呢,你以为寡人会怕你?”

“就算寡人不修炼,五百年后也化成了黄土,死的不能再死了。”

“你就算脱困了,又能拿寡人怎么样?你当寡人会怕你的威胁?”

接着,他冷哼一声,讥笑道: “呵,敬你一声,喊你一声孙大圣,你还真把自己当成一个人物了?真是不知所谓!”

“你特么算什么东西?一只不知死活、不明天时的猴子而已!”

“这大新王朝,是寡人打下的江山,寡人虽然退位,不再当皇帝,可也有权下旨,处置每一个地方。”

“寡人琢磨了一下,不将此地设为军营,那样未免也太便宜你了。”

“寡人决定,颁下太上皇令,号召天下万民,只要对你撒一泡尿就赏银五两,对你拉一泡屎就赏银十两。”

“只要我大新王朝存在一日,这道旨意就一直生效,直至我大新国灭。”

“不仅如此,寡人还要召集天下所有饱学之士,为你刻碑立传,让你名传万世,遗臭万年!”

“寡人已经想好了名字,就叫妖猴传,你觉得这个名字怎么样,好不好听?”

“寡人要倾尽所有的力量,把你从名义上、肉体上搞臭,让你永世不得翻身!”

“跟寡人做对,真是不知死活!哼!”

轻描淡写的一番话,瞬间就将猴子打落尘埃。

从无所不能的齐天大圣,贬为一只与野兽相等的畜牲! 更恶毒的是,王莽还要请人刻碑立传,从精神上抹杀猴子,将他彻底贬为渣渣。

毒,苏青的这条计策太狠毒了! “.”

猴子脸色一滞,仿佛一个将要爆发的火药桶突然间便熄了火,一张猴脸憋得通红。

“啊啊啊”

它发出了充满着无助、悲伤且忿怒的呐喊。

大眼瞪小眼,人眼瞪猴眼。

“呼哧.呼哧呼哧”

它不停的喘着粗气,被王莽的话气到了极点。

怎么办,难道真要向王莽低头不成? 可若是不低头,此时的猴子已不是初出世时的猴子,它知道人言可畏!

它简直无法想象,一旦王莽的计策正式实施,它这五百年该怎么活下去。

每天在屎和尿之中度过?吃屎喝尿活过五百年?

等到五百年后,怕是全天下的人都喂过它屎和尿吧? 即便它脱困之后,难道还能将全天下人都杀光不成? 那势必成为三界第一大魔头,满天神佛都会杀它而后快! 想到这里,猴子吐出一句软绵绵的话:

“你赢了!”

它有如泄了气的皮球般,痛苦的闭上了双眼。

沉默了许久,它终于决定低头。

它无法想象,等到五百年之后,它从五行山下出来,却被世人指指点点,纷纷调侃道: “嘿,快看呐,这就是那被关在五指山下,吃了五百年屎尿的妖猴啊。”

这简直就是大型社死现场。

“说吧,凡人,你究竟想要干什么?俺老孙认栽了!”

说出这句话后,猴子用尽了全身的力气。

它垂头丧气的趴在地上,再也不愿意抬起头来。

被一个凡人逼着低头,它觉得很丢人,无颜见江东父老。

“哈哈,你早点认错,寡人也不用如此大费周章嘛。”

见猴子居然真的低头,王莽咧了咧嘴,感激的看了苏青一眼。

不愧是大仙,哪怕没有亲自出手,却也能轻易让天不怕地不怕的猴子低头认错。

大仙牛逼! “你别得了便宜又卖乖!”

猴子猴眼一瞪,一幅很不爽的样子。

“呵呵,这样吧,你把你所学的仙法和神通全交出来,还有神兵法宝、仙丹灵果也全都交出来,咱们俩的事就一笔勾销了。”

损失二十几万大军,若是能换回来一堆仙家宝物,王莽觉得,这买卖也挺划算的。

他盘算了一下,猴子手里的宝贝不少。

远的不说,如意金箍棒、大品天仙诀、七十二变、跟斗云是百分百有的。

另外,猴子大闹天宫时,不仅偷吃了蟠桃,还偷吃了太上老群的仙丹。

王莽就不相信,猴子会全部吃掉,它肯定还偷偷藏了一些。

如此种种,在王莽的看来,猴子妥妥是冤大头级别的肥羊。

若是不狠狠宰上一刀,简直就对不起他辛苦跑一趟。

“不可能,这绝不可能,你在想屁吃!”

猴子听了,差点没跳起来骂娘,这特么狮子大开口啊。

眼见王莽眼神不善,它连忙解释道:“你先听俺说。”

“法宝嘛,俺只有一根如意金箍棒,它也认俺老孙为主了,给你也用不上。”

“至于仙法神通,那是师傅教俺老孙的,未得师傅允许,俺不能外传。”

“这个没得谈,你哪怕杀了俺老孙,俺也不会把它传给你,你就死了这条心吧。”

“至于仙丹灵果.罢了罢了,俺老孙之前还藏了一些,就都给你吧。”

猴子自己盘算了一阵,只能忍痛拿出了自己珍藏的仙丹灵果了。

“哦?有多少仙丹,有多少灵果?”

王莽心里其实已经接受了猴子的条件,他不在乎仙法神通,反正聊天群里有,甚至比猴子的更好。

所谓的法宝他也不是很在乎,他知道猴子没其他宝贝,就只有一根棍子,呸,穷鬼。

很显然,猴子绝对不会把如意金箍棒拿出来的,能换来一些仙丹和灵果也是很不错的。

“俺先看看.”

猴子拼尽全力,掏了掏耳朵,从耳朵里掏出了一些东西。

扔在地上,光芒一闪,却变成了一个麻袋。

“呼,幸好俺老孙还有些积蓄!”

猴子喘了几口粗气,从耳朵里掏东西用光了他积攒了许久的一丝法力,搞得它虚弱不已。

好个猴头,却是将耳朵当成了储物空间,难怪每次都将如意金箍棒塞进耳朵里。

它打开麻袋清点了一番,发现还有3个九千年蟠桃、12个六千年蟠桃、27个三千年蟠桃,以及2粒三转金丹、6粒二转金丹、13粒一转金丹。

“就这些东西了,你发誓吧,发完誓俺就把东西给你了。”

歇上一阵后,猴子缓过神来,厌恶的对王莽说道。

“寡人先看看,只要寡人满意。”

“你害得寡人损失了四十万士兵之事,咱们就一笔勾销!”

见到猴子拿出的宝贝,王莽搓了搓手,满脸放光的说道。

“不行,你得发誓,保证不做这等腌臜事,否则,俺不相信你!”

猴子摇了摇头,它才不傻,绝不相信口头之约。

这个见鬼的凡人太狠毒,一点底线都没有,真是日了二哈。

唯有发下天道大誓,它才相信对方。

这可不是普通世界,而是有天道存在的中千世界。

如果违背天道誓言的话,后果可是很严重的。

“寡人都不知道你这是什么东西,怎么知道是否满意,你不介绍一下?”

王莽皱起眉头,大为不爽的说道。

“哦,也是,你一个凡人,能有什么见识呢。”

猴子得意洋洋的介绍了一番,倒是和西游原著记载的没什么区别。

蟠桃分三种,三千年、六千年、九千年,吃了分别增加一千、两千、三千年的法力,且分别延寿一千、两千、三千年。

金丹也分三种,一转、二转、三转,功效和蟠桃一样,吃了分别增加一千、两千、三千年的法力,只是无法延长寿命。

"Okay, by the will of Heaven, I, Wang Mang, swear that as long as you give me these peaches and golden elixirs, all the grudges between you and me will be written off!"

When Wang Mang heard this, his eyes lit up, he cheered repeatedly, and immediately swore an oath to heaven.

I already have the treasure, why would I need a bicycle? "That's good enough, let's go!"

After hearing the content of his oath, the monkey nodded with satisfaction and waved his hand to drive him away.

"Haha, that's good, we are even now, bye!"

Wang Mang picked up the sack and left Wuzhi Mountain with a group of imperial guards.

The feud with the monkey has come to a temporary end.

Of course, when the monkey escapes after 500 years, there will definitely be another fight between the two sides. (End of this chapter)


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