122 Chapter 122
A happy marriage was formed on the first day of the show. This successful start brought great encouragement to the remaining male and female guests. The second guest appeared in a sweet and festive atmosphere, but unfortunately this smooth journey did not continue.
After all, love is all about fate, and everyone has some weird persistence. Plus, it's impossible for all the male guests who sign up to be of the highest quality, so soon the male guests who were eliminated formed a long line.
But it wasn't a waste, at least they contributed some to the show.
"Hahahaha, the moment he appeared, he turned off all the lights. It seems everyone in the Hehuan Sect is obsessed with looks."
"This guy is quite handsome and has a nice figure, but he just smacks of sass when he opens his mouth. It's so disillusioning!"
"I'm dying of laughter! Look at the change in expression on female guest number three, from admiration to disillusionment. Hahahaha, how can it be so funny..."
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"This male guest is unacceptable! He immediately demands that the female guest leave the Hehuan Sect and stay home to take care of her husband and children. What kind of person is he?"
"That's right! You're attracted by my beauty and despise my status. You want both. You deserve to be turned off!"
Of course, not all the people on stage were such weird characters. Throughout the whole show, there were still two couples besides Hongmei.
After all, the female guests on this variety show are all genuinely looking for lovers, so the turnover rate of the female guests is quite high. Once one succeeds in holding hands, another will quickly take her place. Judging from this trend, this show will sooner or later replace "City That Never Sleeps" and become the most convenient way for disciples to find their lovers.
The first episode of the variety show ended in laughter and joy. The disciples found their ideal lovers, the audience enjoyed the excitement and gossip, the conflict between the reformists and conservatives eased, and the female guests even provided more nutrients for the sacred tree.
This great thing of killing four birds with one stone made all the participants very satisfied. If there was any flaw,
"Young Sect Master, I have received so many private messages and letters that I have been up all night for several days in a row but still cannot reply to them all. What should I do?" Elder Youlan stood in front of Ning Shu's desk with a tired look on his face.
Yes, Elder Youlan has become famous.
Originally, Ning Shu invited Elder Youlan as a special guest to the show simply to save face and create the illusion that "our show is very professional." In fact, he did not expect her to play any role. After all, Elder Youlan herself said that she had no experience at all.
But unexpectedly, she didn't understand Ning Shu's intention at all.
Elder Youlan, forced into a new role, asked: "You actually asked me to help screen the disciples in the sect? For the future happiness of my sisters, I will fight!"
Male Guest A: "I was in a three-year relationship, but we broke up because my partner despised my poverty. Now that I've finally achieved success in my career, I'm looking for a beautiful and noble female immortal..."
Elder Youlan: "How could I stay with you for three years just because you're poor? You definitely have more unbearable flaws than being poor! And you said noble? What do you mean? Do you think we female guests are just luxuries to show off?"
Male Guest B: "I come from a very ancient cultivation family..."
Elder Youlan said, "Aristocratic families of cultivators all value matching. Disciples in our family are usually arranged to marry before they even reach adulthood. Are you worried about coming here for a blind date at your age? Our disciples don't want to be mistresses!"
Male Guest C: "I'm a casual cultivator, I live a relatively free life, and I really like the simplicity of Female Guest No. 4..."
Elder Youlan: "You like simple women while you yourself are adorned with gold and silver, right? You're not looking for a wife who is 'thrifty and manages the household,' are you?"
He killed them the moment they showed up, leaving those with ulterior motives completely unable to save face.
Ning Shu: ...
So that’s how it is. Is this the strength of “being together for a while”?
It always feels hard to imagine what Elder Youlan experienced when he was young.
In short, Elder Youlan in the show is like an extremely accurate "scumbag filter". While protecting the future happiness of his disciples, he also attracted a large number of fans for himself.
"I see, is this the power of an emotional expert? It's incredible!"
"Fight! Fight! Fight them to death! Sister Youlan, you are so cool! If I had half your eloquence, I wouldn't be so mad at my ex-husband that I almost lost my mind..."
"I admire your vision more than your eloquence! I envy the disciples of the Hehuan Sect so much. If I had an elder like this to remind me back then, I wouldn't have taken such a detour for hundreds of years!"
"Yeah, yeah! Don't waste this talent, sister! Hurry up and start a class! I want to learn how to spot a jerk!"
In this way, enthusiastic fans followed the official Weibo of the program team all the way to Elder Youlan's account to follow and like it. Many male and female monks also sent her private messages to confide some emotional troubles.
Of course, there are also many enthusiastic fans who send letters directly to the program team. In the letters, infatuated men and women pour out their thoughts and then sincerely ask for Elder Youlan's opinion.
"Sister Youlan, my partner ignores me whenever we have a fight. I don't know why, but every time I get so irritable and can't control my temper, what should I do?"
"Sister Youlan, I discovered that my Taoist partner is actually cheating on me! But we're already married, and he even knelt on the ground to admit his mistake. Should I forgive him?"
"Sister Youlan, I've recently fallen in love with someone, but I was really cheated on in my last relationship. Should I give myself another chance? How can I tell if that person cheated on me?"
There were so many questions like these that she couldn't keep up. In the first few days, Elder Youlan tried to answer them one by one, but she soon realized that even if she had eight hands, she wouldn't be able to answer them all.
"Young Sect Master, after reading those private messages, I feel that some of these people are truly pitiful. I would like to offer them some advice or help." Elder Youlan frowned slightly and sighed wearily.
"But I really can't do it. Replying to each letter takes me at least half an hour, and the number of private messages is increasing every moment..."
"Of course. There are so many people suffering in the world. Even a Mahayana cultivator can't save everyone." Ning Shu patted her shoulder comfortingly. "It's impossible to save everyone from suffering, but if you want to help as many people as possible, I do have a way."
"What method?" Elder Youlan looked over expectantly.
"Now that things have come to this, you might as well come up with an account!"
Ning Shu leaned forward and approached Elder Youlan. "Don't you have a lot of experience from 'talking about it'? Why don't you summarize these experiences into rules and post them on your account? That way, your fans can find the answers and solve their own problems!"
Of course, there will definitely be many people who just won’t listen to advice, and even gods can’t do anything to such people.
So Elder Youlan left with a thoughtful look on his face. That night, when Ning Shu was lying in bed browsing Wutong Eyes, he suddenly saw Elder Youlan's account on the popular recommendations.
Orchid in the Valley (real-name certified high-quality blogger):
The first of the Thirty-Six Strategies of Love - Fiery Eyes and Golden Pupils.
Before you feel comfortable committing to a relationship, it is essential to observe your partner. Based on my own experience, I have summarized some early characteristics and classic lines of a scumbag man to share with you. I hope that all sisters can meet their true love soon.
1. Claiming to be a disciple of an aristocratic family and being proud of it, yet being over twenty years old...
There are many points listed later, and the reasons for each one are very sufficient. The number of comments below has long exceeded four digits, and there are even thousands of reposts.
Life is not satisfactory: Sister Youlan really released a tutorial! I picked up the pen and started taking notes!
I will join the Hehuan Sect sooner or later: Sister Youlan, today I relied on your article to see through a scumbag who was trying to scam me! After forwarding your blog post to him, his defense was broken, hahaha!
Lingwang Stray Cat: Thank you, Sister Youlan. No one has taught me these things over the years. I wish I could have met you earlier!
Of course, there were some weirdos who were so upset that they started to talk nonsense, but they were quickly scolded by more fans and fled.
Sure, this account is up. Ning Shu gave Elder Youlan’s Weibo a big thumbs up.
In the following month, not only did the ratings of "If You Are the One" continue to rise, it also helped many disciples of the Hehuan Sect find suitable lovers. Those disciples no longer clamored for the celebrity actors to return the city that never sleeps, and the blind date variety show became a new holy place in their hearts.
Well, those who want to pursue a career can go to the entertainment industry, and those who want to find a partner can come here for blind dates. Everyone has a bright future! Ning Shu is very satisfied with this.
Also satisfied is the well-known emotional blogger Ms. Youlan. Although she was originally a conservative, she actually gained the most fans in this variety show and her popularity is almost as high as those of celebrity artists.
"There is no reason to miss out on such traffic, Sister Youlan. You are so famous now, it would be a waste for you to participate in only one variety show! Participate in a few more, you can increase your fan base, and maybe your cultivation will improve over time!" Ning Shu is ready to plan a new program.
We in the Hehuan Sect don't keep idle people! Once I completely occupy Elder Youlan's time with a few variety shows, she'll naturally have no time to bother my mother!
"Join more?" Elder Youlan hadn't realized Ning Shu's ill intentions yet. She pushed her lensless glasses up as usual and tilted her head to look over in confusion.
"Young Master, didn't you say that we can't have too many variety shows of the same type in a short period of time, as it would divert the audience's attention?"
"Not bad, not bad. It seems you've been studying hard recently! Keep up the good work, I'm rooting for you!" Ning Shu first expressed encouragement for the employee's learning ability, then smiled and handed over the plan in his hand:
"But relationships aren't just about the beginning, right? The struggles and breakups in between can also be explored, so let's create a show for those couples who are constantly struggling!
The variety show that helps them figure out whether they should break up or reconcile is called "Fate Transfer Station"!
【Author’s words】
I still remember a show called "XX Defense War" that I watched a few years ago. The scumbag men and slutty women in it were always different. I don't know what was going on with the women, but they refused to break up no matter what I said. It made me so angry every time I watched it, and then I couldn't help but watch it next time... Now I think about it, it's really sick [laughing and crying]
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