Zhang Fei's premonition was correct. From the moment he left the house, he felt a surge of shame in his heart.
But I saw him wearing a bright red groom's suit, riding on a tall horse. As the saying goes, it gets colder at high places, and the cold wind made his nose run...
Ma Xiaoyi, Cao Dongdong and Fu Shichun rode on horses and walked on both sides, while Taozi led a group of idlers, each holding a big gong and drum.
Bang bang bang!
"Hey... Today is Big Ear Pen Zhang San's big day... Everyone come and take a look...!"
Bang bang bang!
"Come and see! There are chestnuts to eat."
......
I saw some idle men taking a small bag of sugar-roasted chestnuts and throwing it to the onlookers, causing everyone to scramble for it.
These sugar-roasted chestnuts are very popular in Kaifeng, but most families can hardly afford them because sugar is very expensive. Only families like Cao Dongdong and Ma Xiaoyi can eat them and afford to throw them away.
...
...
In a short moment, dozens of kids followed, and the team became larger and larger.
Wherever he went, passers-by stopped to watch, and people upstairs and downstairs opened their windows and doors.
"Zhang Sanlang, congratulations, congratulations."
"Ah! Today is Sanlang's big day, congratulations."
.....
Whenever Cao Dongdong saw a young woman upstairs, he would personally pick up the sugar-roasted chestnuts and throw them up.
shame!
It's so damn shameful!
Facing everyone's congratulations, Zhang Fei could only force a smile, the corners of his mouth twitching constantly, and he asked the accompanying matchmaker: "Auntie Sun, this...is this also a custom and etiquette?"
Aunt Sun said, "That's not the case. Most people can't afford to throw chestnuts!"
Zhang Fei said excitedly: "Then why do you allow them to do this?"
Aunt Sun said, "What's wrong with this? It's lively and nice."
"that is!"
Ma Xiaoyi chuckled and said, "Third brother, on your big day, let's find some more people to help you celebrate. Aren't you satisfied with that?"
"Fuck you...ah my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my."
Zhang Fei was so angry that his mouth almost twisted. He quickly reminded himself not to swear. Not to swear.
Ma Xiaoyi asked curiously: "Third brother, what are you reading?"
"Buddhist scriptures."
"Oh."
"Zhang San, don't you really dislike showing off like this?" Cao Dongdong suddenly leaned towards Zhang Fei and winked.
Zhang Fei said excitedly: "Do you think I am enjoying it? That's enough, let's go to Xu's house to welcome the bride."
"It's OK if you don't like it!"
Cao Dongdong laughed and shouted again: "Taozi, shout louder."
"Hey... everyone, come out and have a look! Today is the wedding of Big Ear Pen Zhang San, come and have a look, there are chestnuts for you to give away."
"You are deliberately making trouble for me!" Zhang Fei said angrily.
Cao Dongdong chuckled and said, "You just figured it out!"
"You...ah! Why are you here in Lushi Lane?"
Zhang Fei suddenly found that they had arrived at the gate of Lushi Lane.
Cao Dongdong said: "This is your territory, you must come here for a visit."
Zhang Fei really couldn't help it, "Fuck you, most of these are brothels. I'm getting married today, and you brought me here, what's your intention?"
Cao Dongdong's eyes turned, "Didn't you say you were a virgin?"
Faced with this question, Zhang Fei nodded cautiously.
Cao Dongdong said: "Why don't we find a few people to teach you first."
Zhang Fei was startled and his eyes flickered a few times.
Aunt Sun said enthusiastically, "If you need help with this, I can teach you."
Zhang Fei shuddered immediately, Auntie, forget it at your age. He quickly said, "This...you don't have to worry about this."
Fu Shichun suddenly laughed and said, "Sanlang, don't listen to what Yanei says. I brought you here for a purpose. You see, wherever the candidates are, there are mostly red-light districts around them. Why? Because as long as someone passes the exam, he must be surrounded by beautiful women. Only then can it be considered a great joy!"
Zhang Fei said: "Who are you kidding? He passed the high school entrance exam, and I got married. How can this be the same?"
"Why is it different!"
Cao Dongdong snorted and gave another order, "Go!"
"Wait a minute!"
Zhang Fei hurriedly stopped him, "This Lushi Lane does not allow vehicles and horses to travel together. You are breaking the law. Stop immediately."
Ma Xiaoyi said: "Third brother, look."
He pointed to the side of the road.
Zhang Fei looked aside and exclaimed, "Special passage instructions?"
Ma Xiaoyi chuckled and said, "Yes! We issued a notice yesterday that carriages can pass through Lushi Lane during this period."
"You guys..."
Before Zhang Fei could say anything, the team had already entered Lushi Lane.
This time it exploded.
When the gongs and drums were struck, the passengers who had worked hard all night were pleasantly surprised by their dreams and they started to curse at them immediately.
Cao Dongdong and the others immediately started a verbal battle with each other.
You bastard, if you yell at me again, I will call all your wives over here.
Many people immediately stopped their activities.
Of course, there are also some piao guests with good family status who are crazy about Cao Dongdong and his group.
The girls appeared with disheveled hair, leaned in front of the window and greeted Zhang Fei.
"Sanlang, congratulations."
"Hey, Sanlang is dressed so handsomely today!"
"Sanlang, come up and sit down when you have time."
......
It was very lively for a while.
Cao Dongdong and his friends liked this atmosphere, and they even deliberately stopped the team in the middle, allowing them to have fun with the clients and girls.
Zhang Fei was being toyed with by them to the point of ecstasy. He was like a living dead, his brain was blank, and he was led out of Lushi Lane by them in a daze.
After a lot of trouble, at the urging of the matchmaker and Fan Zheng, they finally arrived at Xu's house before the auspicious time.
The Northern Song Dynasty also had the etiquette of blocking the door.
However, compared to the later generations who would just give money, nowadays people pay attention to reciting poems and composing couplets. Xu Zhiqian's sisters all come from official families, and they are very good at reciting poems and composing couplets.
Cao Dongdong and his colleagues were not good at this, but this was also arranged. They were immediately replaced by talented people such as Cai Jing, Cai Bian, and Shangguan Jun.
It only takes a few moves to defeat the enemy.
Everyone rushed in.
But once they entered the door, everyone became extremely well-behaved.
Sitting inside were Xu Zun, Wang Anshi, Lu Gongzhuo, Lu Huiqing, and even the noblewoman Lan Yuanzhen. Zhao Xu was not in a position to attend in person, so he ordered Lan Yuanzhen to come on his behalf.
They are all big names in the court.
Cao Dongdong, who had been shouting just now, was now hiding behind Taozi, muttering to himself, "You can't see me, you can't see me..."
In fact, these people all came to support Zhang Fei.
But in name, it was counted on Xu Zun.
The bride came out. Today, Xu Zhiqian was wearing a long green dress, with a golden hairpin inserted diagonally, and black hair covering her face. The veil she wore now was not a red one that completely covered her face, but a light gauze that only covered half of her face, so you could vaguely see her stunning beauty.
When they went out, they could see that the man was talented and the woman was beautiful, which was really visible to the naked eye and made others envious.
Then he came to the central hall and saluted Xu Zun.
Xu Zun is an extremely moderate father-in-law, and he dotes on his son-in-law Zhang Fei even more. Not only did he not tell Zhang Fei to treat Xu Zhiqian well, but he also warned him not to dote on Xu Zhiqian too much, lest she become arrogant.
On the contrary, Wang Anshi, Lu Gongzhuo and others could not help but say a few words to Zhang Fei when he was toasting. Especially Lu Gongzhuo, his words were really earnest and sincere. He said that you were not married before, so it was okay for you to be outspoken, but in the future you have to give us old guys some face and stop complaining about everything.
After some formalities, Xu Zhiqian was finally welcomed into the carriage.
Because of the traffic rules and regulations formulated by Zhang Fei, which required a dignity fee to ride in a sedan chair, some scholars and officials who valued their reputation would not ride in a sedan chair unless necessary.
This dignity fee is really too ugly to hear.
It is even more impossible for the Xu family to ride in a sedan chair.
The people who are sending off the wedding are all women, led by the eldest sister-in-law Mu Zhen. Xu Zun and the others will not be there. They will come here again to hold a banquet after seven days.
Only the ceremonial officer Liu Zhao went with them.
When they return to the Zhang family, they don't step over a fire basin, but instead take off the saddle and place it in front of the door. This is the ceremony of stepping over the saddle, which was particularly popular in the Northern Song Dynasty. The newlyweds step over the saddle and weigh it, which means peace.
The Zhang family is full of people from all walks of life, including wealthy businessmen Ma Tianhao, Chen Maoqian, Fan Yong, tea maker Fan Li, scribe Qiu Zhengwen and others, as well as Bai Ban, Hong Zhong, and police officers including Tao Yonghan.
But they all stood on both sides in an orderly manner.
This is all because the old man sitting in the hall is Sima Guang.
Because Zhang Fei's parents were not around, they had to find an elderly person who was highly respected and had a good relationship with Zhang Fei to replace them. And coincidentally, Sima Guang had no son, only an adopted son, so it was finally decided to ask Sima Guang to help.
It must be said that Sima Guang was also very fond of Zhang Fei. He couldn't help but put himself into the role of a father and gave Zhang Fei some heartfelt advice.
Zhang Fei didn't expect Sima Guang to be so sentimental. He couldn't help but miss his parents, and his eyes became slightly red.
Under the chairmanship of Liu Zhao, after paying respects to the elders, the event began with everyone's favorite segment.
That is the toasting session.
However, the bride entered the bridal chamber first, and the maids drank three cups of wine with her quickly, and then left the room.
The groom is in trouble.
To perform the high-sitting ceremony, a few mattresses are placed in the hall, and then a chair is placed on the mattresses for the groom to sit on.
Then, everyone raised their glasses and invited the groom down.
First the matchmaker toasted, then the sister-in-law, and after they finished toasting, Sima Guang and Liu Zhao left the battlefield.
Ma Tianhao, Fan Yong, Chen Maoqian, Fan Li, Cao Dongdong, Ma Xiaoyi, Fu Shichun, Fan Zheng and other police officers and spies rushed forward and surrounded Zhang Fei.
From the moment he went out in the morning, Zhang Fei realized that these guys were not here to congratulate him, but to take revenge, but today he could only let them kill him.
Because there is no way to deny it. If the wine is not finished, you can't go to the new house.
Cao Dongdong and his team have a very clear goal, which is to prevent Zhang Fei from having a wedding night tonight. No, not even tomorrow night.
There is no technique! Just pour it!
Although Zhang Fei had no experience of getting married, he had experience of attending weddings. He had been holding it in for so long and was very anxious. He had to have his wedding night today.
After three rounds of drinking, his face turned red. Now that he had the evidence, he used his ultimate move and just lay down on the ground.
No matter how Cao Dongdong and the others humiliated him, he just wouldn't open his eyes.
Cao Dongdong and the others were so angry that they gnashed their teeth.
In the end, Liu Zhao was afraid that Zhang Fei would catch a cold if he lay on the ground for too long, so he had Zhang Fei carried back to the house.
With a creak, the door of the new house was closed.
Suddenly, I heard a whisper in my ear, "Zhang San! Zhang San! How much did you drink? Why are you so drunk?"
Before he finished his words, Zhang Fei sat up in shock and held the beauty in his arms.
This caused the beauty to grumble, "Ah! So you were pretending to be drunk, what are you doing?"
"To clear out inventory, of course."
"Don't touch it yet, wait...wait, Qingmei is still here."
"Qingmei?"
Zhang Fei then sat up and took a closer look. He saw Qingmei standing at the end of the bed with a blushing face. He couldn't help but said anxiously, "Qingmei, get out quickly. What's going to happen next is not suitable for children."
“Third…Third brother, I…I…”
"You don't want to join in, do you? Wow... a threesome in the bridal chamber, I... I have no experience! How about next time?"
There was a strange light flashing in Zhang Fei's eyes, and he thought to himself, I heard that there were maids as dowries in ancient times. If this is the etiquette, then I have to abide by it!
"No...no."
Qingmei shook her head repeatedly, lowered her little face, and whispered: "I am here on the orders of my eldest sister-in-law to guide my third brother and sister Qian'er in their bridal chamber."
"guide?"
Zhang Fei was dumbfounded.
Xu Zhiqian said shyly: "I dare not tell my sister-in-law that we have had physical contact. My sister-in-law is afraid that you don't understand...so..."
"Ahem, look at what you're saying. I really don't understand this either." Zhang Fei shyly glanced at Xu Zhiqian, and then said to Qingmei, "Qingmei, you can give me some guidance. What should I do first? Should I masturbate? No, should I undress?"
It’s quite exciting when you think about it.
Xu Zhiqian rolled her eyes at him coquettishly, "You can hide it from others, but can you hide it from me?"
As she said that, she ordered Qingmei, "Qingmei, you go out first!"
"yes."
Qingmei hurried out the door.
Suddenly the room became very quiet, and the only sound that could be heard was the crackling of the burning red candle.
Zhang Fei was not as anxious as before. He lay sideways on the bed, clenched his right fist on the pillow, and stared at the beauty beside the bed.
I saw Xu Zhiqian clasping her fingers together and lowering her head slightly. Her snow-white skin was dyed with a layer of red, making her look delicate and tender, her hair was dense and her eyes were charming.
Xu Zhiqian secretly glanced at the guy, seeing his stupid look, she was happy in her heart, but she said angrily: "It's not like I haven't seen it before."
Zhang Fei was startled, then smiled and said, "I think you had the same expression when we first met."
Upon hearing this, Xu Zhiqian said anxiously, "How dare you bring that up? You scoundrel, you flirted with me the first time we met."
Zhang Fei hurriedly said: "Hey, hey, hey, at that time...!"
"Um?"
Xu Zhiqian glared.
Zhang Fei's expression changed and he nodded: "Yes, yes, yes, I was disrespectful to you, but today, I want to legalize my disrespect for you. This is also our duty as spies."
Having said that, he pulled Xu Zhiqian into his arms without waiting for her to refute.
"What do you mean by legal? You are such a scoundrel."
Xu Zhi spat and put his hand on his chest again, "Wait a minute, there is one more thing that I haven't made clear."
"What's the matter?"
Zhang Fei was surprised.
I'm complaining in my heart, the arrow is on the string, please stop playing.
Xu Zhiqian said: "It's the problem of the overflow of the law of the system. You said that only men can overflow into women. This is the way of heaven. You told me when you said you would get married. You can tell me now."
“That’s easy!”
As he said that, Zhang Fei hugged Xu Zhiqian and rolled into the red quilt, taking off his silk shirt.
"See... this is the overflow."
"Ah! It hurts so much!"
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