Chapter 43: Day 43 of Cultivation
Chapter 43
On the last day of the winter vacation at Teitan Elementary School, Kanako saw the special cursed corpse created by Masamichi Yaga.
Ye Moth Zhengdao put a lot of thought into trying to create it, and once called this project idea the "Completely Self-Reliant Cursed Skeleton Project."
Ieiri Naoko poked her head out. "I think our project, 'Utilizing the reversal technique and its extended properties to penetrate the body of a cursed spirit and cause it to deteriorate—the creation of a barbecue-flavored cursed spirit project,' sounds better."
Gojo Satoru pushed his newly bought five-pointed star-shaped sunglasses and said seriously, "That's right, ours is obviously more likely to be realized."
In the past, Geto Suguru could still follow his two contemporaries to cause trouble, but when he remembered that the original purpose of this plan to lengthen the name was to help him solve the problem of swallowing the Curse Spirit Ball, he felt a little ashamed for a moment and covered his eyes with his hands.
Ye Mo Zhengdao glanced at the three problem children calmly, and said nothing for the first time in a long time.
Then he worked hard and explored secretly, and suddenly reappeared one day, surprising everyone.
The fully independent cursed skeleton takes on the appearance of a panda doll.
"Panda! Panda!" Kanako lifted the little panda whose eyes were still closed high up in the air. When Ye Mo Zheng Dao saw this, he quickly tried to stop her.
"He's not fully 'born' yet," Ye Mo Zhengdao said. "Although the panda is already indistinguishable from an ordinary human baby when awake, that state won't last long."
"I suspect it's a core issue. As a Curse Skeleton, the core is as important to him as a human heart. The panda is now unable to independently utilize the core to generate cursed energy. Could it be that the core is running low on energy..."
Ye Mo Zhengdao was so immersed in his ideas that he didn't notice that the crib was already empty.
When he finished muttering and realized something was wrong, he turned around and found a group of problem children crowded into his carefully decorated nursery, surrounding the panda and exclaiming exaggeratedly.
"I didn't expect that the future president of Tokyo Technical High School would have such a hobby in decoration style. The world is really going downhill..." Gojo Satoru muttered.
"Yes, yes, the future generation of the curse world is going to be doomed." Ieiri Shoko said without a whisper.
Xia Youjie held his chin and fell into deep thought: "..."
Gojo Satoru waited for several seconds but when Geto Suguru replied, he turned around and called out, "Hey, Geto, what are you thinking about?"
"A decorating style that suits the age group seems to be necessary." Geto Suguru also muttered, "Kanako's dormitory hasn't been renovated, right?"
Gojo Satoru/Ieiri Glass: "..."h
The two looked at each other and complained in unison: "He's so immersed in his role as a mother, he's hopeless!"
Kanako was so focused on spinning around with the panda in her arms that she didn't pay any attention to their conversation.
Ye Mo Zheng Dao exhaled, repeatedly reminding himself to stay calm and not be too impulsive. Impulse is the devil, and he must not be driven to death by his students before educating them well.
This suggestion was given to him by Lingxuan Xinlong.
He recently saw a self-proclaimed "psychic" on a social news website. He originally thought he was a common liar in society, until not long ago, he caught Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru sneaking out of the high school in the middle of the night and then sneaking back.
Not bad, he actually knew to take into account adequate sleep time and did not wake Kanako up in the middle of the night to go out together. This is very good progress. Yega Zhengdao is very pleased...
What a relief!
"What are you doing?" Ye Mo Zhengdao showed the authority of a teacher.
Gojo Satoru touched his face with his fingers and nudged Geto Suguru with his elbow.
"I went for psychological counseling." replied Geto Suguru.
Ye Mo Zheng Dao suddenly became angry: "You guys are not even willing to come up with a decent excuse? Wu, you said——"
At that moment, he saw Gojo Satoru's awkward expression, and the words on the tip of his tongue stopped.
...can't it be true?
A sorcerer would go to a psychiatrist for counseling!?
Is he crazy or are his two problem students crazy first?
Gojo Satoru suddenly thought of something and took out a handful of business cards from his pocket and slapped them into Yega Zhengdao's palm.
"Yes, it's this psychological counseling master (emphasis added). I go there with Jay whenever I have time lately!"
Xia Yujie was a little speechless: "You said it as if you weren't chatting with us."
Gojo Satoru looked at the air beside him and pretended to be dumb: "I can't hear you, I can't hear you."
"What's that famous saying Kanako often uses? Oh yes, the most important thing is education!" Gojo Satoru frowned and called out Yoga Masamichi.
Xia Yujie calmly explained: "That is Mr. Yega's famous saying."
A well-shaped character appeared on Ye Mo Zhengdao’s forehead: = =#!
"There's also the second half of the sentence," Gojo Satoru continued. "The most important thing is education, and education, above all, shapes the human soul."
It seemed like what he said was true. Ye Mo Zheng Dao chose not to interrupt them, and listened patiently to his nonsense.
"Jie, do you remember what he said to you when you went for psychological counseling?"
Xia Yujie asked suspiciously, "I remember most of it... Which sentence are you referring to?"
"If you're still troubled by ordinary people, try diverting your attention." Gojo Satoru said quietly, "Try to see them all as monkeys!"
Xia Yujie was speechless for a moment, and he almost cursed out loud: "When did you ever say that!?"
"Don't worry about the details."
Gojo Satoru became more and more excited as he spoke: "Imagine that you are the king, and the monkeys are your subjects. They are jumping around on the rockery, being extremely naughty, and you have no way of controlling them, just like Mr. Ye Moth can't do anything about us."
Ye Moth said: “?”
He endured it, he endured it.
"So, as for monkeys, when you're in a good mood, you can give them bananas, but when you're in a bad mood, just ignore them." Gojo Satoru shrugged and said, "Listen to what other psychologists say: 'If you don't want to face it, just avoid it.'"
Ye Moth Zhengdao folded his arms and interrupted his performance: "Then explain, 'Education is primarily about shaping the human soul.' Where does this sentence mainly manifest itself?"
"Well..." Gojo Satoru rolled his eyes, "I'll request external assistance!"
Opening his phone, Gojo Satoru urgently searched for the chat history.
"I got it. Kanako said that education should develop the whole range of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics and labor (from elementary school reading material) in order to shape a person's soul—"
"——As for the monkey's soul and the like, it's completely unimportant, so don't worry about it!"
Noctua righteousness: limited to those with ferocious faces and hard fists.
In short, because of this incident, Ye Mo Zhengdao had a deep misunderstanding of the "Spiritual Talk Shop" on the business card.
Fortunately, in the subsequent communication, he found that the fault was not the psychological counselor, but those problem children, so he solemnly apologized to the other party.
After discovering he was the psychic from the news, the concept of cursed power became clearer to him. For the first time, Yaga Masamichi felt like he had found a kindred spirit and readily signed up for a year's worth of exorcism (crossed out) educational consulting packages.
On the other hand, Linghuan Xinlong was unexpectedly ecstatic again. He offered a bargain price and included all the fees that he had forgotten to collect from the two problem students. After placing an order, he gave away local specialties from the condiment market and free shipping to the foot of the mountain of the technical college.
It's a win-win situation.
"So, Panda was born because of the progress in Yoga-sensei's technique development." Kanako had played with (?) Panda enough and carefully placed him back in his crib. "How's the development of Tianyuan going?"
At that moment, Kanako's tone was like that of a principal checking homework.
The whole audience was stunned for a moment, but even Yaga Masamichi didn't bother to correct Kanako's impolite address.
After all, with her personality, she didn't swagger into the barrier, and verbally shouted "Voi, Tianyuan boy!" It was already very respectful...
"If I remember correctly, the last time Lord Tianyuan sent a message was a month ago." Ye Mo Zhengdao thought for a moment and said, "In addition to the daily trivialities of the barrier, it also informed us that 'the general direction of the area has been locked, and I will send people to conduct an on-site search next.'"
Refers to the dragon vein pool with Altana energy.
"Oh, the progress is not bad. You are worthy of being the ultimate worker for thousands of years!" commented the head teacher Kanako.
"That's all?" Gojo Satoru said dissatisfiedly, "I even sent someone to deliver a message to it, and it didn't respond at all?"
Ye Mo Zhengdao stared at him meaningfully for a moment before slowly saying, "Master Tianyuan said, 'You can do whatever you want with the Panxing Sect.'"
"Wow." Kanako rubbed her hands excitedly.
Ye Moth Zhengdao warned: "Don't be too blatant in your reactionary behavior, Wu. I know you have been preparing for this for a long time."
"I have to mention that you did a pretty good job gathering intelligence during the early stages of preparation, as well as handling the conservatives in a roundabout way..."
Ye Mo Zhengdao was just about to praise his student for the first time in a long time, but before he could finish his words, the person had already run away.
"Let's go and charge towards Panxing Sect!" Gojo Satoru ran in front and announced loudly.
Geto Xia Yu tried to stop him: "? Wait! Didn't Mr. Ye Mo just say not to be so blatant? Are you planning to rush directly to the headquarters of the Panxing Sect!?"
Gojo Satoru tilted his head and put on a pair of heart-shaped black sunglasses. "Yeah, what's wrong? Do you have any questions?"
Kanako repeated, "Yeah, do you have any questions?"
Xia Yujie said in a daze: "Then what are you going to do?"
Gojo Satoru suddenly put away his smile, put his fingers together, and quickly drew a line in the air in front of his neck.
Kanako uttered a soft "huh," a strange arc appeared on the corner of her mouth, and then she said with a serious expression: "Kill them all!"
After doing the above actions, the two immediately returned to their casual state, clapping happily as if nothing had happened.
"Do you have any other questions?" The two turned their heads and asked.
“…” Geto Suguru was speechless for a moment.
There are a lot of problems! They are all problems!
Back then, Tenno Riko was almost killed by Fushiguro Shinobu because of the commission from the Bankei Cult. Most of the ugly images of non-jutsu masters in Geto Suguru's mind came from this.
If it weren't for the people in the college who kept repeating to him, "It's okay," "Don't worry about it," "Everything you do is meaningful," and used jokes and joking to distract him from his stress... he didn't know how he would have gotten through that time of self-doubt.
Maybe he would impulsively run to the headquarters to "ask for an explanation."
Geto Suguru thought he had managed to pull through, but those who should have been indifferent ended up following in his footsteps.
"Ye...Teacher Yega said that impulse is the devil." Geto Suguru spoke the truth in a dry voice.
Gojo Satoru pulled down his heart-shaped sunglasses and looked at Kanako. They saw a clear understanding of the plan in each other's eyes.
Very good, it seems there is hope, so the "Sugaru Jie Reverse Supervision Plan of letting poor students take charge of their studies and letting unruly students serve as disciplinary committee members" will continue!
Gojo Satoru took exaggerated strides, walking faster and faster. "Are we impulsive? How could that be possible? The word 'impulsive' doesn't even exist in our vocabulary, and we don't even know what it means to be impulsive."
At the main entrance of the technical college, Ieki Nozomi, carrying a package, had been waiting for a long time and waved to them. Meimei, who was counting her working hours on her watch, also smiled—primarily at her employer, Gojo Satoru.
Xia Youjie felt confused: Huh? Why are Jia Ru and Ming Ming also involved... What's going on? Is everyone starting to get impulsive?
The world is starting to become abnormal!
[Kanako, you...] Geto Suguru's gaze drifted downwards, and he asked her a question through the guardian-only voice channel in his mind.
[Xiaojie.] Kanako's eyes were firm. [We have made up our minds. Don't say anything more.]
Kanako stared straight ahead, eyes wide open, and began to ramble: [What's more, I want to do it more decisively... Like, "create a world where only sorcerers exist, and kill all the monkeys or something." That sounds exciting.]
Geto Suguru: [!? !?]
No! Absolutely don't do this kind of thing!!!
Against the backdrop of the setting sun, Xia Yujie heroically stretched out his hand. Soon, he figured something out and his expression suddenly changed. As if he was shouldering an important mission called "preventing his companions from going astray and persuading them to return to the right path", he rushed forward and followed closely behind the four people.
【Author’s words】
Jie Ge in his daily life: self-consumption and increasingly dangerous thoughts
At this moment, Brother Jie said: It's over, all my classmates have gone crazy and their thoughts are even more extreme than mine. Let's stop the internal friction and let me make amends!
So actually this is a plan where everyone starts acting and getting seriously ill to prevent Brother Jie from growing crooked x
I really like the feeling of bustling about destroying someone else's nest (buhi)
Also, thank you all for your blessings. I was originally thinking of blessing myself, but I didn’t expect everyone to come and wish me well. I’m so happy. Thank you all!!! qwq I hope the God of Luck will bless me and you too!
Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or provided me with nutrient solution between 2023-12-14 18:06:45 and 2023-12-15 17:41:33~
Thanks to the little angels who irrigated the nutrient solution: Ibaraki is here, where is Shuten? 230 bottles; The Story of Youyou Qingshui 20 bottles; Shadow Moon 10 bottles; Yuyuzi Online Cat Lover 1 bottle;
Thank you very much for your support. I will continue to work hard!
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