The stingy man wiggled his butt shyly, "clang! Hate it! I'm so embarrassed."
"It's okay. We are all family. There's no need to be so picky." Xiao Wu picked up the stingy rooster with both hands, smiled at it, and suddenly threw it out. "Go, stingy rooster. Thank you for your hard work."
After being thrown out, the stingy man immediately adjusted his body and pointed his butt at the water goblins. Before the water goblins could figure out what he was going to do, the stingy man's poop fell from the sky onto their heads.
Seeing this, Xiao Wu quickly covered his mouth and nose and took Lei Yunbao and Xiaolu away.
Xiaolu didn't understand what was going on at first, until the stench that rushed straight to the top of his head and almost made him faint did he realize the seriousness of the matter.
"Hiss! Mr. Iron Rooster, yue~yue~ you are so awesome."
The water goblins were successfully knocked unconscious by the smoke. They fell to the ground with their hands and feet twitching and foaming at the mouth.
The stingy man laughed heartily, "Clang, clang, clang! You have received a gift from me, you should be grateful to me."
Xiao Wu and Leiyunbao Xiaolu looked at each other, and both got the same message from each other's eyes: it is so shameless.
"Alright, Iron Love, it's time for us to get down to business."
She covered her mouth and nose and led the three beasts into the forest from the other side.
The forest was very quiet. There were no small animals on the ground, and there were very few birds in the trees, only a few scattered around.
This place is indeed a paradise for water goblins and a hell for other animals.
Xiao Wu and his friends also encountered many water goblins looking for food along the way. Before they could pounce on them and attack, they were knocked unconscious by the stingy poop of the stingy man.
The stingy rooster pushed aside the leaves and stuck his head into an abandoned rat hole, looking inside intently. He came out with his head drooping, "That's boring. There's not even a rat in this rat hole."
After the three beasts and the man gradually entered the inner area of the forest, Xiao Wu found a patch of chicken mushrooms. She took out a space bag and picked them all. "We can finally change our taste."
There are more thunderstorms in the Water Secret Realm, and the water goblins don't eat mushrooms, so the mushrooms here grow very well. After Xiao Wu picked a piece of chicken mushrooms, he found another piece of chanterelles, and unknowingly filled his space bag.
"Let's go, let's go. I'll make a pot of delicious mushroom soup when I get back."
The three beasts had always had a blind admiration for Xiao Wu. Even though they didn't know why Xiao Wu picked so many poisonous mushrooms, they couldn't help but drool when they heard the word "delicious". "Eat mushrooms, eat mushrooms..."
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After returning, Xiao Wu put the wild pheasant and mushrooms into the pot and cooked a full pot of soup. When the soup was ready, Xiao Shuze and the three beasts couldn't wait to taste it like starving ghosts.
Xiao Shuze: "Hmm! Junior Sister, this mushroom soup is so delicious!"
After Xiao Shuze finished a bowl of soup, Su Simian carefully observed his expression, then turned to look at Li Fengyao and the others, "Old Five is fine. This mushroom soup is really not poisonous. You can drink it without worry."
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone picked up their bowls and chopsticks and started eating.
The aroma of the mushroom soup filled the air, making the other disciples who were eating seafood very hungry.
Chen Yan numbly finished a lobster, then stood up from the small stool when he smelled the aroma of mushroom soup. "This mushroom soup is really delicious. Let's go pick some and make some soup."
After the people from the Shenyi Sect set out, people from other sects also went out to pick mushrooms in the forest.
In the forest, Qu Xiangwan pinched a bright red mushroom between two fingers. "Big Brother, are you sure this mushroom is edible? It looks a bit creepy."
"These are the only mushrooms in the forest. They must be the same kind that the Wuji Sect eats." Tang Hanyun waved his hand. "They've already tested the poison for us. What are you afraid of?"
Qu Xiangwan scratched his head and threw the red mushroom into the space bag. "It seems so."
Gui Lingxian: "We have to hurry. I see people from Tianyan Sect coming this way."
Everyone in the Xuantian Sword Sect quickened their pace and soon picked all the large red and white mushrooms.
When the people from Tianyan Sect arrived, they only saw a few scattered small red mushrooms. Feng Qingyang gritted his teeth and said, "These bandits! Never mind, let's pick these small ones first."
After Xiao Wu had eaten and drunk his fill, he took the three beasts out for a walk. When he smelled the aroma coming from the base camps of other sects, he was slightly surprised. "Why are they also making mushroom soup?"
"Aoao~ Master, please leave them alone now." Lei Yunbao stared at the ball in her hand, his eyes sparkling, "I want to play with the ball~"
Stingy and Little Green also looked at the ball in her hand expectantly.
"Yeah." Xiao Wu weighed the ball in his hand and threw it hard into the distance, "Go pick it up and see if you can get it first."
Su Simian walked over and looked at the three beasts running without caring about their image. "Little Junior Sister, don't you get tired of playing with them every day?"
Xiao Wu watched them go to pick up the ball, hands on hips, "I'm not tired, they are all very sensible."
Su Simian looked at the three beasts fighting for the ball in the distance and said, "Okay."
"Bang!"
The door of the Xuantian Sword Sect next door was opened, and Qu Xiangwan staggered out. He grasped the Dingli Sword and rushed into the sea with his hands and feet. "Hehehe~ Monsters, they are all mine. None of you can escape."
Xiao Wu looked at his crazy look, curled his lips, took out a photo stone and started taking pictures, "Did he drink fake wine? Let me help him keep a memory first."
At this time, Chen Daocheng also came out. He sat down on the ground and simulated threading a needle with both hands. "I seem to see my great-grandmother. She also taught me how to embroider. Hehehe~"
Xiao Wu tiptoed towards the Xuantian Sword Sect's house. Through the open door, she saw several people sleeping in a crooked state inside.
There were still a few bowls of mushroom soup on the small dining table that had not been eaten yet.
As soon as she walked in, she saw the mushrooms that had not been put away yet. She went up and picked some up. Wow, they were all red umbrellas with white stems.
In other words, they are monks with better physical fitness than ordinary people, otherwise they might have died on the spot.
"They all poisoned themselves by eating poisonous mushrooms." Xiao Wu said, took out an antidote pill and threw it into their mouths. "Third Brother, can you go and capture that idiot Qu Xiangwan?"
"Okay." Su Simian used the teleportation talisman to bring Qu Xiangwan, who was cutting the air at the beach, back.
After he came back, Xiao Wu threw a detoxification pill into his open mouth with disgust.
After feeding the detoxification pills to the people from Xuantian Sword Sect, Xiao Wu and Su Simian went to check on the others.
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