Xiaoyu became even angrier when she heard her mean words. She took the oysters with both hands and knocked on the bottom of her pot. When an oyster opened, she broke a new one and knocked it open. After a while, the opened oysters next to him piled up into a small mountain.
Xiao Wu saw the pile of plump oysters through the gap and was very greedy. She hadn't eaten charcoal-grilled oysters for a long time.
Ever since Xiaoyu called her a short and fat girl, she had been planning to follow them to the bottom of the sea to broaden her horizons, but she didn't want to disturb Xiaoyu who was diligently opening oysters.
After the frantic Xiaoyu opened a mountain of oysters, she slowly spoke, "Hey! Xiaoyu, are you inviting me to visit you under the sea?"
"Be my guest?" Xiaoyu almost opened her mouth to curse. With the hatred between us, how dare you ask me to be your guest?
But fortunately, his little head was still very flexible. With a dark face, he tried hard to put on the expression he had when he first met Xiao Wu, and softened his voice, "Yes, my wife~ Ever since you left, I have missed you so much that I couldn't sleep all night. I have lost weight."
Oh, maybe he wanted to kill her so much that he couldn't sleep all night. Xiao Wu didn't believe what he said at all, "Oh, I don't believe it."
Xiaoyu's face turned completely dark. Just as she was about to continue cracking the oysters, she heard her speak in a mean voice again.
"I'm fine with visiting your place, but I don't really trust your fish."
"If I just go with you like this, my personal safety won't be guaranteed. I'm afraid I'll wake up in Ga Shenzi's hospital bed with my kidney gone. How about this, you swear an oath first so I can see your sincerity."
Xiaoyu felt that it was understandable for a little girl like her to have such concerns, so she followed her words and said, "Tell me, what kind of oath should we make?"
Xiao Wu didn't expect that he was actually so easy to talk to now, and couldn't help but look up to him a little.
"My requests are modest. I only have three. First, you and your entire clan, including all your servants, must not harm me while I'm with you. You must not send outsiders to harm me. Second, you must not go against my wishes. Third, you must not restrict my movements."
Xiaoyu then asked: "You said I can't hurt you, what do you think is considered hurt?"
Xiao Wu thought about it and came to a conclusion, "Seeing blood, and beating me up counts."
Xiaoyu thought for a moment, then turned around and spoke bird language to his brothers, which Xiaowu could not understand.
Brother 1: "Youngest, are you really going to obey her?"
Xiaoyu's eyes were sinister, "Definitely not."
Thinking of Xiao Wu's face that was beyond his aesthetic taste, he changed his mind.
"Hmph, I can choose not to hurt her. Once I trick her into falling in love with me, I'll make her my bride and tie her to me for the rest of her life. She'll definitely be living a life worse than death!"
Brother 2 nodded in agreement. "That's fine. My clan has a secret technique that you can use to forcibly bind her to you when you get married. If she lives, you live; if she dies, you die. With this technique, she'll never be able to separate from you in this lifetime."
After discussing with the brothers, Xiaoyu also made up her mind, "Except for the second request, I can agree to the other two."
Xiao Wu hadn't expected him to actually agree to his first request. When had this black-hearted man become so kind? Anyway, no matter what was going on in his head, as long as he didn't do anything to her, everything would be fine.
As for the second request, she didn't expect a mermaid to respect her wishes, so it was up to her.
"Oh, then you can swear."
Anyway, she was going there to cause trouble, not to join his family.
After Xiaoyu finished swearing, Xiao Wu slowly opened the pot, revealing a head.
When Xiaoyu's brothers saw her appearance clearly, they were all shocked. This human who liked to sell swords was actually so beautiful? No wonder the youngest was reluctant to hurt her. If it were her, they wouldn't be willing to fight either.
Although this little girl likes to sell swords, she is pretty.
After reaching an agreement with Xiao Wu, Xiao Yu reached out and tried to grab her off the reef. Xiao Wu dodged his hand with black nails, "Hey! Stop it! You black-hearted bastard, are you trying to kill me with such long nails?"
Xiaoyu rolled her eyes, obediently retracted her black nails, and said angrily, "Are you okay now? This rock is so high. If I don't catch it, you, a shorty like me, will fall to your death here."
"How dare you talk to me like that?" Xiao Wu took out a spoon from the space and smacked him on the head. "Is this how you treat guests?"
"Ah!" Xiaoyu was beaten and shrank back into the water.
When his brothers saw this scene, the corners of their mouths twitched.
What a fierce girl! If the youngest brother really marries her, who knows who will live a life worse than death.
After Xiaoyu was knocked back into the water, Xiao Wu fished him out with a spoon and rubbed his fingers with a playful smile.
"Xiao Yuzi, you must have a treasure that allows people to breathe underwater, right? Take it out and I'll help you test it to see if it works."
When she smiled, Xiaoyu forgot about the beating she had just received and took out a bracelet with a bead on it.
"This is a mermaid pearl. It takes me five hundred years to make one. Take it. If you wear it, you can move freely in the water and never drown again."
Xiao Wu took the beads from his hand and put them on his hand, then took out the screen stone, pointed it at his face, and greeted the audience outside.
"Dear audience friends, Masters and Elders, you've seen it too. They're so enthusiastic, I can't refuse. Anchor Xiaowu will temporarily shut down the screen and go to the underwater world. Everyone, eat and drink well, don't worry~"
Anyway, the Wuji Sect has now firmly sat on the throne of number one. Even if they play badly for several days, they will not fall out of the first place. It just so happens that she also wants to go to the bottom of the sea for a trip to broaden her horizons. She can brag to her senior brothers and sisters when she goes out.
After saying goodbye, she and Xiaoyu set off for the bottom of the sea together. Before leaving, she grinned and used her space bag to collect the two piles of oysters that Xiaoyu had smashed open.
Xiaoyu was so angry at her shameless behavior. She fell into the trap again. Damn it!
Xiaoyu tied a piece of seaweed around his waist and took her to the bottom of the sea.
The shark pearl he gave her was indeed very useful. If Xiao Wu hadn't been really sure that she was a human, she would have almost thought that she was a fish. She swam in the water, "I am like a fish in your lotus pond..."
Xiaoyu and his brothers listened to her singing all the way, and all they could think of was "I'm like a fish in your lotus pond." It was so annoying!
When it was about to touch the seabed, a mermaid moved his mouth a few times and silently recited a string of spells. A blue vortex appeared out of thin air and gradually formed a water-blue mirror door.
Xiao Wu looked at this magical scene and silently memorized the spell he had just learned.
After passing through the aqua-blue mirror door, a lively atmosphere hit them in the face, and Xiao Wu also saw the real underwater world!
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Good night wives, good night babies, good night Makabaka, good night Wuxidisi's three-wheeled vehicle~
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