Chapter 170 Your aunt is so fucking awesome!



Gou Shengzi took Xiao Wu and the three beasts home. When they met villagers on the way, he enthusiastically introduced the identities of Xiao Wu and the three beasts without Xiao Wu saying anything.

Within ten minutes, all the villagers in No-Brain Village knew that Goushengzi's relatives had come to his house.

Xiao Wu wiped off the mud on her feet and stepped into Goushengzi's house. The three beasts following her did the same thing.

As soon as she entered the house, Xiao Wu saw an old turtle sitting on a small stool picking kelp, and Gou Shengzi whispered in her ear that a relative was visiting.

"Ah? What? You want to eat, Gou Shengzi?"

"Huh? Are you going to take a shit?"

Gou Shengzi patiently continued to speak in her ear, "No, grandma, it's our relatives who came to visit us."

"Oh, it's the relatives who are here." Goushengzi's grandmother stretched out her hands and kept feeling around. "Where are the relatives?"

Xiao Wu ran over eagerly, held its hand, and whispered in its ear, "Gou Shengzi's grandma, I'm Xiao Cao. Do you still remember me?"

Goushengzi's grandmother thought for a long time, then suddenly realized something. Her cloudy eyes brightened a little. "So it's Xiaocao. After all these years, how many male beasts have you gotten rid of? Are there a thousand?"

Xiao Wu didn't expect that he had hit the mark by mistake. He went over and said, "Grandma Goushengzi, I have been without love for many years now. Ever since I sealed my heart and locked away my love, my strength has been increasing."

Gousheng's grandmother nodded with satisfaction, grinning, revealing her two or three sparse teeth. "Oh, Goushengzi's aunt, you should give up all feelings and love. Look at how much money you were cheated out of before. You should have given up all feelings and love long ago."

"Yes, yes, I should have listened to you earlier. Oh, my heart aches when I think of all that money." Xiao Wu covered his chest with his hands, frowned, and quickly put himself into the new role.

After a brief chat, Goushengzi's grandmother and Xiao Wu hit it off immediately. Goushengzi's grandmother stopped picking vegetables and held Xiao Wu's hand to chat with her about family matters. Poor Goushengzi was sent by his grandmother to cook.

The seabird version of the stingy man squatted aside and watched his master's crazy performance, rolling his eyes helplessly.

Lei Yunbao and Xiao Lu were watching with great interest. They both thought that their master was very powerful, as he could fight with others with just a few words.

After having a simple lunch, Xiao Wu and the three beasts had no time to rest when the sound of a conch shell suddenly rang out. Then, the village chief of No-Brain Village also blew the conch shell.

"Oh no! The Black Tiger Legion somehow got wind of our plan to attack them and attacked ahead of time!"

"Villagers, prepare for battle!"

Hearing this, Xiao Wu threw away the toothpick and climbed up from the shell bed. He leaned close to Goushengzi's grandmother's ear and said, "Goushengzi's grandmother, I'm going to go out and take a look."

After giving some instructions, Xiao Wu took the three beasts and followed Gou Shengzi out.

The villagers of No-Brain Village came out of their homes one after another, and a large group of seafood was swaying under Xiao Wu's eyes. Xiao Wu felt that his stomach, which had just been filled, was hungry again.

On the reef, the chief of the No-Brain Village spoke a lot of encouraging words in high spirits and then led a large number of villagers to gather at the battle site.

When they arrived at the battle site, seafood from more than a dozen villages had all arrived, and in front of them was a group of ferocious black tiger shrimps, yes, black tiger shrimps.

Xiao Wu's saliva, which had just been held back, fell down again. Black tiger shrimp! Such big and plump black tiger shrimp, it would be a pity not to use them to make seafood with sauce, tsk.

Perhaps her gaze was too intense, and it was soon noticed by the leading Nascent Soul stage black tiger shrimp, which started cursing.

"What are you staring at me for, bitch!" It raised one of its pincers and gestured, "Come on! Beat that bitch to death!"

The dispute began. Xiao Wu led the three grinning beasts to attack the black tiger shrimp leader in the Nascent Soul stage first.

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On the shore, the Wuji Sect’s headquarters.

Xiao Shuze paced around the house anxiously, "It's already the second day, where on earth is my junior sister? I don't know if she ate well or slept well~"

Su Simian was sitting on a stool wiping the Lihuo Hammer in annoyance. Seeing Xiao Shuze swaying around in front of him, his eyes were almost dazzled. "Old Five, please stay still. You're making me dizzy."

The disciples of the other four sects all knew that Xiao Wu had not appeared since he moved to the Water Secret Realm, and they were all a little worried. Only Xie Qingzhu was so happy that she wished Xiao Wu had died somewhere.

She lived a very comfortable life every day without Xiao Wu, and fell asleep with a smile on her face every time.

Meng Yizhou ate lobster and tilted his head to glance at Xie Qingzhu, who couldn't stop smiling. "You seem very happy?"

Xie Qingzhu's smile faded, and he said aggrievedly, "I just thought of something fun. Since Second Senior Sister doesn't like me laughing, then I won't laugh."

"Oh, then you'd better not smile. It's ugly and unappetizing." Meng Yizhou blew the lobster meat cool and put it into Xiaoyue's mouth. Xiaoyue flapped her wings that had just grown a trace of hair and happily opened her mouth to catch it.

When Xie Qingzhu saw this scene, he lowered his head and silently ate the crab in his hand. Xiaoqing, the traitor, should have been killed if he had known this would be the result!

Mo Qingzhao handed her a roasted oyster, as if forgetting how unhappy he was before, and chuckled, "Junior Sister, have this."

Xie Qingzhu's eyes were red as he whispered his thanks. He restrained himself and reached out to take it, trying not to let his fingertips touch his fingers. "Thank you, Third Brother."

My dear, there is more to this chapter. Please click on the next page to continue reading. It will be even more exciting later!

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