Yun Tuan was so moved by what he said that he put on a very fierce look, "Well, if I find out that you've lied to me, I'll make you pay!"
"Okay, okay, how dare I deceive Lord Xiangyun? I'm just looking for death." Xiao Wu flattered it while taking out a small quilt and motioning it to lie on it.
Xiangyun nodded proudly, lifted the spiritual power suppression on her, and lay down comfortably.
"Lord Xiangyun, please close your precious beautiful eyes. I'm about to begin." Xiao Wu took out the pot from the space while gently comforting it.
Yuntuan closed his eyes happily and waited for her massage.
Xiao Wu curled her lips and signaled the pot to turn into a long-handled dung shovel. She held the dung shovel in one hand and gently stroked the cloud with the other hand, channeling spiritual power into its body. The cloud soon let out a comfortable sigh.
At this moment, Xiao Wu suddenly tightened his spiritual power and restrained it tightly. Yuntuan felt some pain, but it just thought it was part of the massage. It just frowned and did not express any dissatisfaction.
In a split second, Xiao Wu took two steps back and knocked the dung shovel down with a clang. Yun Tuan was hit several times and was stunned. "What's going on?"
It's nothing!
"Don't worry. This is all part of the massage, Master Xiangyun. Just wait and enjoy. I guarantee that after this full massage, you will be reborn, as if you've been reborn."
"Oh." Yun Tuan rubbed his hurt face and then lay back down. "Ouch, my old bones, remember to be gentle later."
"Okay." A hint of cunning flashed in Xiao Wu's eyes. He no longer showed mercy and smashed it down with a clang, until the cloud was smashed into a piece of paper.
After Yuntuan's flattened little head turned around with difficulty, he finally came to the conclusion that this greedy woman was deceiving him!
"Ouch, it hurts so much, you greedy woman! So you were lying to me! I'm going to eat you!"
It was so angry that it pounced on her without even having time to recover.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Wu was not panicked at all. He picked up a pot that had escaped from somewhere and rushed forward.
Yun Tuan was extremely disdainful and bared his fangs. "Greedy woman, do you think you can stop this Lord Xiangyun with just a broken pot? I'm telling you, it's useless, absolutely useless. I'm going to eat you!"
Just as it finished its harsh words, it was horrified to find that a huge mouth had grown out of nowhere in the middle of the pot! It was a little panicked and wanted to escape with a rage.
Guo Guo just took a deep breath and sucked it in.
Yun Tuan pried hard at the edge of the pot, "Help! Help!"
"Lord Xiangyun, please come in and give me a massage~" Xiao Wu said with a smile, stretched out two fingers and flicked lightly, and the cloud was sucked in.
After catching the cloud, Xiao Wu took out the Tai Sui Sword from the space and slashed wildly. He was as fierce as a tiger, but the illusion was intact.
Xiao Wu never makes things difficult for himself when it comes to things that cannot be completed at the moment, and he just does it when necessary.
She moved a stool and sat down, with the pot lying obediently in the palm of her hand. Her slender fingers knocked twice on the inner wall of the pot, making a ding-ding-ding sound, and then, Yuntuan's colorful face, which had been beaten, was revealed.
"Hi! Master Xiangyun, how was the massage?"
Yun Tuan, who had been dazed, woke up and groaned in anger, "You greedy woman, you actually deceived me, Xiangyun! When I get out of this, I will peel your spiritual roots alive and make them into bacon!"
Xiao Wu bent his fingers, flicked its bruised eyes, and spoke in a very regretful tone.
"Oh, you're so angry. It seems that my massage service is not up to par. Well, to be honest, I just learned massage not long ago. It's really hard for you to accompany me to practice~"
After hearing this, Yun Tuan was furious. "You evil, greedy woman! I'm going to dig out your spiritual roots and make bacon out of them!"
Xiao Wu ignored its threat, washed his hands, and took out a braised pig's trotter and began to eat it with relish. "Wow, this pig's trotter is so fragrant, so soft and sticky, and the sauce is absolutely amazing."
Yuntuan's eyes brightened several degrees, "Really?"
Xiao Wu held up the pig's trotter and handed it to it, "You'll know if it's real if you smell it."
"Let me smell it, come around, let me smell it." Yuntuan leaned over to smell it, his eyes darting around in panic. He wanted to lick it when Xiao Wu wasn't paying attention, but as soon as he stretched out his mouth, Xiao Wu saw through his thoughts.
"You greedy fellow, you still want to snatch food from the tiger's mouth?"
She ate the pig's trotter clean in just a few bites.
When Yuntuan saw the bone in her hand, he was still very greedy. It smelled so good, so delicious, much better than those broken spiritual roots. He couldn't even imagine how happy he would be if he had this as food in the future!
Xiao Wu looked at its longing little eyes, shook the bone in his hand, and Yuntuan's eyes also shook around.
"Why, Master Xiangyun, do you want to eat this?" she asked, then released the Thunder Cloud Leopard and fed the bones to it right in front of Yuntuan. "How can Master Xiangyun eat these? You should be eating spiritual roots, right?"
Yuntuan saw the meat bone that was about to fall from his mouth, so he turned his back and faced her with his butt, as if he was refusing to communicate.
I thought this greedy woman would calm down after eating the pig's trotters, but she actually set up a table in her territory and brought a leopard and a green snake to eat and drink in her territory.
The fragrance kept pouring into Yuntuan's mouth and nose, making him look greedy. This greedy woman would definitely not share the food with him. It would be better to drive them out directly to avoid being an eyesore.
"Hey! Greedy woman, how about I make a deal with you? I'll let you out, and you have to let me out too. No, I can even let those two idiots who came with you go too. How about that?"
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