Xiao Wu grabbed an animal with one hand, ignoring their struggles.
"Nothing much, just asking you to gather some information."
The faces of the two beasts, Iron Rooster and Thunder Cloud Leopard, were filled with indifference, and even their eyes did not show a ripple.
It was obvious that they had no interest in anything other than eating.
Xiao Wu had anticipated this a long time ago. "Whoever collects the most useful intelligence will get to eat meat."
Hearing that there was meat to eat, the stingy rooster and the thunder leopard who were crawling on the ground instantly regained their spirits and clamored to sign up, "I'll go, I'll go, I'll go..."
Xiao Wu raised his hand, signaling them not to get too excited. "Don't get too excited. Listen to me talk about the specific arrangements first. Listen carefully."
The ears of the iron rooster and the thunder cloud leopard stood up.
"You will have a whole day every day to collect intelligence, and then at midnight every day I will count the intelligence you hand in."
"Of course, you can be lazy, but the beast that collects the most information will get a delicious barbecue meal, and the one that collects the least will only get a steamed bun."
After saying that, Xiao Wu took out a small notebook and said, "I will use this notebook to record the intelligence you have collected every day. You can live by collecting intelligence until we escape."
"Here's a little surprise! On the day we escape, I'll gather all the information and choose our intelligence champion. Whoever gathers the most intelligence will be treated to a super luxurious lunch at the restaurant."
When the stingy rooster and the thunder leopard heard that this was a stable job with a super luxurious lunch, they were so excited that they said, "I'll go, I'll go..."
Xiao Wu and Chu He looked at each other and realized that they had actually succeeded in fooling others.
Finally, the two Bodhisattvas were asked to leave. Chu He was so happy that he wanted to set off firecrackers in the space for a whole day to celebrate. He really didn't want to face these two beasts in the space anymore, they were so noisy.
Xiao Wu raised the notebook in his hand and took out a pen. "No objections, right? If you don't have any objections, come over and sign your name."
The stingy man rushed over like a whirlwind, holding the brush in his claws and crookedly wrote the three big words "stingy man" on the notebook.
Xiao Wu was really surprised that the stingy man could read and write. Originally, she just wanted them to leave a paw print.
Xiao Wu looked at the stingy woman in surprise: "My beloved, how many surprises do you have that I don't know about?"
The stingy man held his head high and said, "It's just writing. I am a cultured bird."
Lei Yunbao looked at the stingy rooster with admiration, bit his paw shyly, and his round eyes were wet. "Master, Mr. Stingy Rooster, I, I can't write."
After it finished speaking, it lowered its head in shame. In the past, it had always been a proud animal, so why should it learn those words of humans?
Now even the stingy adults are so cultured, which makes it look illiterate. Aa ...
"It's okay. I, your master, am not an ordinary person. I am very tolerant." Xiao Wu spread out the paper and handed it to it, "Just press your footprints."
Lei Yunbao pitifully dipped a little ink and pressed a plum blossom footprint on the paper.
After signing the seal, it pounced over and rubbed Xiao Wu's legs crazily, and licked her hand, "Aoaoao, Master, you are such a good master. I, Old Leopard, really did not follow the wrong person."
Xiao Wu couldn't help it and pulled it a few times.
After petting the leopards, she gave them a few photo stones and said, "Okay, you can go to work now."
Stingy Rooster and Thunder Cloud Leopard carefully put away their eating utensils, namely the photo stones, and rushed out of the space, swearing at each other as they ran.
Lei Yunbao: "Stingy Master, when it comes to food, I, Old Leopard, will not give in to you."
The stingy man raised his head arrogantly, and two small streams of air blew out of his small nostrils. "Don't worry, I, the stingy man, have plenty of experience in spying. Just wait for your turn."
Roll it up, roll it up, it’s good to roll it up. Now we don’t have to worry about these two guys causing damage in the space, and we can get free intelligence information. It’s really killing two birds with one stone.
Chu He was also very happy, but he soon thought of another problem, "But, disciple, you are trapped here and can't get the meat and buns. What if they have nothing to eat and start making a fuss?"
Xiao Wu mentioned the matter of being able to open the Heavenly Gate, "When the time comes, I will ask my brothers to prepare more food and pack it up and give it to me, so that I won't have to worry about having nothing to eat."
This is a really great idea, wonderful.
The master and the disciple looked at each other and laughed out loud, "Jiejiejie~"
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After leaving the space, Xiao Wu changed into black clothes, put on a hood, stuck two talismans on his head, and quietly went out.
The place occupied by ghosts was an abandoned village. All the houses that could accommodate ghosts were crowded with them, which made her dizzy.
She searched the surrounding houses but couldn't find her second senior sister. When she was about to give up, she suddenly saw ghosts sleeping with their heads on the beams.
Yes, Second Senior Sister can’t float that high, so she has to look for some unexpected places.
She searched for another half an hour, during which time she went through all the haystacks, water jars, sauerkraut jars and dog holes, and even the stinking ditches. She took a stick to stir it, and as she stirred, she suddenly felt like a shit stirring stick.
She decisively gave up and began to look for a new target. Finally, when she reached the 25th abandoned pit, she finally saw through the dilapidated wall that there was a person or a ghost with special fetishes standing inside.
Obviously, the people inside also noticed the situation outside and dared not move.
The two sides remained deadlocked for more than ten seconds.
Xiao Wu suddenly mentioned the secret codes she had mentioned when she was having dinner at her senior brother's house. She whispered, "Palace Jade Wine, one hundred and eighty per cup."
The person in the toilet was stunned for a moment, then quickly answered her, "How about this wine, Junior Sister?"
Xiao Wu replied to her, "Listen to me blow it for you, Second Senior Sister?"
That’s all, that’s all. Second Senior Sister really doesn’t follow the beaten path. She doesn’t hide in the sauerkraut jar or the stinky ditch, but instead hides in the toilet.
When the senior sister saw the junior sister, her eyes were filled with tears.
Xiao Wu pinched Second Senior Sister's sleeve and wiped away his tears, sobbing softly, "Second Senior Sister, Junior Sister, I finally found you."
Jiang Yuqing is a slow-to-warm-up person, and at the beginning he just had a little more affection for his junior sister.
But the junior sister was so lively that she was afraid that her cold reaction would hurt her feelings, so she only said a few words to her.
It’s different now. They are both undercover assassins who have fallen on hard times. The relationship between them is of course extraordinary.
Jiang Yuqing hugged his junior sister distressedly, sobbing softly, "Junior sister, you have worked so hard during this period."
"It's not hard, it's not hard." Xiao Wu's expression changed in a second, and he looked eager to try. "Second Senior Sister, what method did you use to turn yourself into a ghost?"
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