"Clang clang clang! Stop pulling my tail!"
The bald chicken tried to peck at the back of her hand in frustration, but Xiao Wu dodged quickly and failed to peck it.
Bald Chicken asked her angrily, "What kind of name is that? It was specially tailored for me?"
Under its expectant gaze, Xiao Wu softly uttered three words, "Stingy."
"Clang! I said I'm not those stupid chickens!" The bald chicken was about to peck her again.
Xiao Wu shook his head pretending to be mysterious, "No, no, no, the stingy man is not a chicken. He is a very successful person. He relied on his stingy perseverance to successfully make himself a rich man." Although he died miserably in the end.
"Anyway, I also hope that you can possess the same perseverance as him and become the supreme beast. Just tell me if you would like to have this name."
That's right. For this bald chicken, no one can pluck even a single feather from it. Once plucked, all the feathers will be gone. Isn't it a stingy person?
(I hope some people won't criticize the word "chicken" just because they see it. I just like using "chicken." I'm IKUN, so I just like using "chicken." Is that okay? Doesn't "iron rooster" belong in this name? Who invented the term "iron rooster"? Please mention it to me! Also, I chose this name because the bald Chongming bird (Chongming bird) refuses to be plucked, so I came up with this name out of inspiration! Any opinions? Finally, just to be clear, Baidu says Chongming bird looks like a chicken, not some ridiculously funny name for "iron rooster"! Thank you everyone!)
"Really?" The bald chicken came closer, its bright green eyes showing that it liked and approved of the name very much.
Xiao Wu raised three fingers and swore to the sky, "Really, really, I never lie to acquaintances."
Anyway, bald chickens are not human beings.
The stingy man quickly accepted the name. It was indeed a name that only he could handle for a successful person. "Okay, Master, I still want to eat that steamed bun."
Xiao Wu took out two steamed buns with some noodles and vegetables for dinner, threw the bag of steamed buns to it, and said, "Go and eat."
The stingy man cheered and dove into the bag of steamed buns.
Xiao Wu took out a notebook and started writing erotic fiction. Seeing this scene, she shook her head. This is the Chongming bird? Only little brats would believe it.
She wrote furiously for several hours, and only stopped when it was completely dark.
After dinner, she climbed onto the bed and sat cross-legged by the window, using the moonlight to read the introductory principles of cultivation.
After a full meal and a good sleep, the stingy man raised his head from the bag in a daze, and saw Xiao Wu sitting by the window reading a book, with a faint light lingering around him.
The stingy man suddenly came to his senses. That, that was clearly...how could it be possible!
***
She slept on her knees for another night. Just as the sky was getting light, Senior Brother Five came and knocked on her door, saying that they would go to class together later.
Xiao Wu responded and dived into the bed.
You've made a mistake. No matter which sect you go to, you can't escape the fate of being forced into involution.
Sure enough, it is impossible not to go crazy when cultivating immortality.
After quickly washing up, I went to the cafeteria with my fifth senior brother to have breakfast before going to class.
The stingy man was originally taking a nap at the end of the bed. When he heard that it was time to have breakfast, he ran out and grabbed Xiao Wu's boots tightly with his two claws. No matter how hard Xiao Wu pulled, he couldn't pull them off.
"Junior Sister." Xiao Shuze poked the stingy rooster's bald head and said, "This bald chicken looks pitiful. Just take it with you. After all, the big steamed buns in the cafeteria don't cost money."
"Clang! Stupid human, my name is Stingy." Stingy pecked him hard.
The back of Xiao Shuze's hand suddenly turned red. "Ouch, it can even peck people. It's so fierce."
***
Xiao Wu received the disciple uniform last night. After taking a shower, he realized that he did not bring any extra clothes. He had no choice but to put on the platinum disciple uniform.
It’s true, the material is very soft and comfortable. It is said to be made of special material that is impervious to water and fire. It is much better than the cotton coat she is wearing.
Two bright platinum figures appeared in the dining hall together, followed by a bald chicken who looked older than the teacher Elder Huang.
The cafeteria was as quiet as ever. Xiao Wu greeted everyone with a smile, "Everyone, please eat and drink well. The future of our sect belongs to you young people."
Then, with the auntie who served the food looking as if she saw through everything, the two of them took a bowl of steamed buns and vegetarian noodles, picked up a lot of vegetables, found a corner and started eating.
The two of them and the chicken devoured the food at the table in no time, and at the end they even fought over a steamed bun.
Xiao Shuze grabbed one end of the steamed bun with one hand and said, "Stingy guy, I got this bun first."
The stingy man bit the other end of the steamed bun with his mouth. He couldn't open his mouth and kept rolling his eyes.
The commotion here attracted the attention of other people who were eating. Xiao Wu took out a small flag from somewhere and cheered for them.
“Come on, come on…”
Xiao Shuze was thin-skinned and his hand loosened. The stingy man opened his mouth wide and swallowed the steamed bun in one gulp. Then he stepped on Xiao Shuze's shoulder and started picking his feet in front of everyone.
What a joke! This stingy guy has no idea what shame is.
Everyone: Ugh, this bald chicken is so unhygienic.
***
In the morning, we had Elder Huang’s magic class.
It was not yet time for class, and the classroom was noisy with everyone busy with their own things.
At this time, Elder Huang appeared quietly at the back door of the school and secretly observed the group of little brats.
In the ocean of white, Xiao Wu and Xiao Shuze, the two direct disciples wearing platinum clothes, were particularly eye-catching, and it was difficult for Elder Huang not to notice them.
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