Chapter 157 Add some manure to grow faster
After Xizhi sent the message, she threw her phone aside and held onto Mrs. Zhou's arm, being very affectionate with her.
Half sincere, half flattering, holding on to such a thigh will only bring benefits and no harm.
After dinner, they had tea and rested for a while, and then the games for women and children began.
When Xizhi pulled out a big bag and took out the snake demon headband, the big snake tail, the gourd baby headgear, the white hair and the white beard, Zhou Yaokun felt terrible.
"Mom. I remembered I have an important party to attend."
He said this and tried to run away.
The old lady glanced at him with a knife-like look.
"Just sit there and play with An An. If you don't want to play, just sit there and watch."
Does Zhou Yaokun dare to run?
I dare not.
So he sat there and watched the women and children having fun.
Xizhi: "I want to be a snake spirit."
Yan Ning: "Can I not play?"
Xizhi shook her head: "Just act like the White Bone Demon or the Spider Demon."
Xinxin: "Auntie, the Spider Demon and the White Bone Demon are both from Journey to the West, not from Calabash Brothers."
Xizhi: "That's not important. Villains need fairies. Any kind of fairies will do."
Yan Ning: "Then I want to be a vixen."
Xizhi: ...
"A woman must be beautiful even to death. Let me see if there's a little fox headband..."
The headband with pointed ears can be used to make her look like a fox, and there is also a big furry tail tied around the waist, and my sister becomes a vixen.
"Sister, you need to put on some lipstick, a really bright one."
Yan Ning: "I don't want it. This is already vixen."
Xi Zhi waved her fingers and said, "Even when playing games, you should be more serious, okay? Bright red lipstick, this way you will be a seductive vixen, a vivid villain. Go, go."
The two little guys were also urging, "Go quickly, go quickly."
"Well, come here, my dears. Auntie will transform you two into cute little gourds."
The two children were wearing gourd-shaped headgear, one red and the other purple, and a small gourd was slung across their waists.
"Xinxin, you'll be the second, third, and fourth kids, and An'an, you'll be the fifth, sixth, and seventh kids. Now let's let Grandpa start growing you gourd babies."
Xizhi glanced at the Zhou family mother and son, who had not yet been assigned a role, and put a white beard on Old Mrs. Zhou's face.
"Godmother, you are the old lady with white beard. You are the grandmother of the Calabash Brothers. You raised them, so they regard you as their family member."
Then he threw a frog headgear at Zhou Yaokun.
"Second brother, you are the Toad Guard. When the old lady with white beard is captured by us two goblins, you will be guarding the door."
Zhou Yaokun refused: "I don't want to be a toad guard, I'm so handsome!"
Xizhi: "Oh my, there are no other roles. How about you switch with your sister and put on lipstick and act like a vixen?"
Zhou Yaokun's mouth twitched desperately: "Can I be a spectator?"
The children who hit others refused in unison: "No!"
Zhou Yaokun put on the toad mask under the stern gazes of his biological mother, niece, godsister and half-nieces.
The old lady with white beard pretended to scatter a few seeds on the ground and sprayed them a few times with a small spray bottle.
"Gourd seeds, you must grow quickly. When you grow up, you can give little sister fairies to the villagers in these mountains."
The two little gourds lay on the ground, giggling and standing up little by little.
Two cute and adorable children wearing gourd-shaped headgear smiled and shouted "Grandma, Grandma..."
Old Mrs. Zhou is so happy.
"Hey, grandma's good children, grow up quickly."
Xizhi: "Old lady with a white beard, add some manure to them, and they will grow faster."
She flapped her arms, pretending to be a bird flying over and spoke to the old lady.
"puff……"
"Hahaha……"
Zhou Yaokun couldn't help laughing.
"Toad Guard, be quiet. It's not your turn yet."
Old Mrs. Zhou: "Yeah, yes, the little bird is right. Adding more points will make it grow faster. Where is the manure?"
Xizhi took a lamb and placed it in front of the two small gourds.
"Here, little lamb, little lamb, poop... Um, ah! Poop a little..."
After the song was finished, the calf's toy was brought over, and the two children's memories were awakened, and they also started singing this song...
"Hahaha……"
Old Mrs. Zhou was a little dazed by the singing of the children and Xizhi, but she couldn't help laughing out loud when she heard her son's laughter.
So you can play with children like this?
Nourished by the feces of various animals, the gourds grew rapidly and became big in a flash.
“Grandma, grandma…”
"Good children, good children, are you the Calabash Brothers?"
Xinxin: "Yes, grandma, I am the big baby with great strength." After saying that, she picked up An An to show her strength.
Then he jumped aside and said, "I'm the second child who has the clairvoyance and the super hearing ability... I saw the vixen coming. It's dangerous..."
At this time, Yan Ning came out with her big tail swinging after putting on makeup.
She was tall and slender, with bright red lips on her fair face, which made her originally gentle appearance suddenly become sexy and enchanting. She squinted her eyes and looked at the two little gourds, shaking her big tail and twisting her waist as she walked over.
"Little gourds, you guys are so cute. Let me catch you and make you my children. Hahahaha..."
Xinxin: "Mom is so into the role. So beautiful, yet so scary..."
An An: "Auntie, I'm scared~"
"Haha, little thing, let me catch you..."
Yan Ning hugged An An and took her away.
"Big sister, help, help, grandma, help, help..."
Xizhi: "Hey, little gourd, you're so useless that you've been captured. Fine, fine, just treat your gourd as if it hasn't grown yet. Here I come... Big boy, look at how powerful I am as a snake spirit~
Oh, you big socks are pretty powerful, then I will take your grandma away, hahaha..."
Big Baby: "Grandma, grandma, little baby, humph, you two bad devils, just wait for me."
…
After a night of crazy play, the two children were happy and tired. I coaxed them to sleep at 9:30.
And there is Old Mrs. Zhou here watching over the little girls.
Xizhi took her sister out to have fun.
Old Mrs. Zhou strongly supports the two sisters going out to play.
"There are a lot of bad guys out there. Let Xiaoer drive you there and act as your driver and bodyguard. If you two drink and can't drive, he'll be perfect for you. Go have fun, young people. Ten o'clock is the time for fun."
Go quickly.”
Xizhi gave Old Lady Zhou a big kiss.
"Godmother, how can there be such an open-minded mother in this world? I am so lucky. Sister, second brother, the three of us sisters are leaving now!"
At ten o'clock, Huo Yanting, his friends from Hong Kong, and Xuanzun moved to the J Club.
A hot hunk show is being staged in the bar on the third floor of J Club.
Even the loud music couldn't cover up the screams of the female gangsters.
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