Chapter 14 My exaggerated acting skills are deeply versed in the art of thick black



At this time, Fu Yuehua picked up the wedding wine on the table, grabbed Li Xiuzhu's hand and drank another glass of the wedding wine.

All the necessary ceremonies were completed, and everything was perfect except for the bridal chamber.

"Golden bottle, silver bottle!"

The two maids guarding the door were startled, then pushed the door open and walked in.

"Miss."

"Go and help him to sleep in the next room. Yinping, clean him up and take care of him. Jinping, help Yinping to help the son-in-law over, and then come and prepare for me to wash."

"Yes, Miss!"

After the three of them left, Fu Yuehua looked at the decorations all over the room and sighed.

It’s not that she didn’t want to spend her wedding night with Li Xiuzhu, she just simply didn’t like the smell of alcohol.

And, to be honest, she still felt a little conflicted, as if... something was not quite right.

Forget it, I'll give it to him tomorrow! The next morning, Li Xiuzhu felt numb.

"Wait a minute, where's my wife?"

"No, where are my clothes?"

"Did I lose my virginity? Did I sleep with Fu Yuehua? How come I didn't feel anything? I lost out!"

"Hmm, this doesn't seem like... my new house, right?"

After looking around and sorting out his thoughts, Li Xiuzhu felt relieved but also a little disappointed.

How should I put it? He was lucky that he didn't lose his virginity unconsciously, but he didn't lose his virginity on his wedding night. This was a bit... a bit of a literary youth disease for him...

"I gave you a chance but you didn't use it!"

"You didn't sleep with me even though I was drunk, and you're still greedy for my body?"

"What else can I do? Nothing."

Fu Yuehua, who was listening to Li Xiuzhu's inner thoughts throughout the whole process, changed from a smile to a question mark? If this were an anime, she would probably have black lines on her forehead.

"asshole!"

The sound of gnashing teeth, clenched fists, and a gloomy brow meant that anyone who was touched would die, and anyone who was touched would be crippled.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry. I haven't gotten any information out of him yet. I'll deal with him after I get the information out. After all, he's just a son-in-law, how can he escape from your Five Finger Mountain?!"

After comforting herself in this way, Fu Yuehua finally felt much better.

However, after calming down, Fu Yuehua felt that she had changed, becoming flammable and explosive.

If one day I turn from a good wife and mother into a Hedong Lion, Li Xiuzhu will take full responsibility.

Li Xiuzhu had no idea that he had just walked through the gates of hell. After washing up, Li Xiuzhu went out and happened to see the silver bottle.

"Who are you?"

"Sir, I'm Yin Ping!"

"Oh, Yinping, you see, my uncle hasn't had breakfast yet, is there anything I can eat?"

Yinping was slightly startled when she heard this. She didn't expect that the first thing Li Xiuzhu would do after getting up was to eat.

Well, that’s right, man is iron and rice is steel, if you don’t eat for a meal you will feel hungry.

"Wait a moment, sir. I'll serve the food."

After Yinping left, Li Xiuzhu was bored and sat down in a pavilion not far away.

But as soon as he sat down, he was speechless.

"Look, I said the young lady was using him as a shield. On the first night of the wedding, she couldn't even enter the bridal chamber. She must have been kicked out."

"At first I was envious, but this... this...? Not even worthy of being a dog!"

"But if such a beautiful lady like you can let me get close to her, even if I am not willing to be a dog, I am willing to do it."

"Alright, alright, don't let him hear it."

"I heard it, he's just a son-in-law, what are you afraid of? Do you think he dares to control us?"

"Is this how these slave dogs talk about their master? A son-in-law is not a son-in-law? What kind of family tradition is that!"

"Fu Yuehua is also a failure. She probably doesn't know that the servants are not afraid of her and they are greedy for her body."

At this moment, Fu Yuehua's expression, who was writing, suddenly changed and became extremely gloomy.

“Bang!”

The writing brush fell directly on the rice paper, leaving a long mark on half of the words and spots around it.

"Miss, what's wrong with you?"

Fu Yuehua said nothing and walked out.

But at this moment, Li Xiuzhu suddenly thought of a problem.

"Wait, a son-in-law doesn't have the right to punish these servants? What if I punish them or beat them?"

"Wouldn't that make me one step closer to being divorced? If I do something small once, it will add up to a lot, and if I keep crossing the line, I don't believe she won't divorce me."

Li Xiuzhu's eyes lit up and he immediately stood up and walked towards the few people.

There is no wrong version in the 1619 book forum!

When several people saw Li Xiuzhu coming, they immediately straightened their chests, as if they were not afraid of him at all.

"Were you talking about me?"

Suddenly, the one who said he wanted to get close to Fu Yuehua said in a sarcastic tone: "Sir, your ears are really good. You can hear the servants' quiet discussions. I'm afraid your hearing is comparable to Wangcai's."

Upon hearing this, Li Xiuzhu slapped the servant in the face.

The servant said in disbelief: "You dare to hit me? Brothers, beat him up! Don't worry, he won't be ashamed to tell anyone if he gets beaten."

??? Who gave you this illusion? I am good at telling tales.

Li Xiuzhu was well aware of the principle of striking first and gaining the upper hand, so he kicked out instantly.

But these servants are not vegetarians either.

As for servants, they are required to be strong and capable of working, and each of them should have some skills.

Not to mention one against a hundred, one against one is no problem. In addition, the status of a son-in-law is low, so the servant did not expect Li Xiuzhu to suddenly slap him.

Li Xiuzhu kicked into the air, secretly cursing in his heart, and immediately dodged backwards.

But Li Xiuzhu's clumsy skills were no match for the servant. Seeing that the fist was about to hit his face, Li Xiuzhu could only selectively close his eyes.

Just then, an angry shout came from behind.

"stop!"

The oncoming fist stopped abruptly, and the imagined pain did not come.

Fu Yuehua is here! He could recognize the voice just now.

He opened his eyes and took a look at the fist still in front of him. Then, Li Xiuzhu slowly moved closer under the watch of the crowd.

The moment it touched his face, Li Xiuzhu yelled "Ouch!" Before he finished speaking, he fell to the ground, covering half of his face and crying out in pain.

"Help... someone is killing someone..."

Everyone can tell from the exaggerated acting and tone that it's acting, but Li Xiuzhu, this shameless man, can actually act as if no one is around.

Without exception, the corners of the mouths of everyone present twitched. Fu Yuehua was so angry that she let go of 80% of her anger.

"Don't lie on the ground and embarrass yourself. Do you think anyone can't tell that you're acting?"

Seeing Li Xiuzhu being scolded, several servants who were worried looked at each other and felt relieved.

The eldest lady is indeed on their side!

"Is it so obvious? I thought I acted well."

Although he was exposed, Li Xiuzhu was not at all panicked, fully demonstrating his profound knowledge of thick black art.

Li Xiuzhu glanced at Fu Yuehua's gloomy face and said nonchalantly, "I just beat up a servant like you. Why do you look so gloomy? Don't you think you should look at the owner before you beat the dog? I have no right to manage the servants of your Xiangguo Mansion."

"I understand. I am not worthy."

"Tell me how to punish me. As long as it's not corporal punishment, you can give me a divorce or something."

(End of this chapter)


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