Chapter 278 Are you going to watch me go to the toilet?



However, the show is not over yet, the thundercloud is just the Taoist's performance.

At this moment, the Taoist priest suddenly made a hand seal, and suddenly four hands grew out from behind the Taoist priest.

Li Xiuzhu was stunned. Three heads and six arms. He didn't see the three heads, but he had six arms. He didn't know if these four hands were useful.

As if they had heard Li Xiuzhu's thoughts, the four hands behind him suddenly moved, like real arms, twisting the wrists, forming seals with the fingers, and then bending the hands into a Dharma image.

Is this puppetry or a mechanism?

But no matter what it is, if this trick can be used flexibly, then killing people won't be a problem, let alone other things.

At this moment, the slightly hunchbacked old woman also moved.

“Rain is coming!”

As the old woman finished her words, thunderclouds suddenly began to pour with rain.

Li Xiuzhu stared at the thunderclouds intently, knowing full well that secrets might be hidden within them.

In fact, he was not the only one who was dumbfounded. All the civil and military officials and the princes and princesses also saw such an amazing illusion for the first time.

At this time, the strong man next to him also took action.

The other party performed a few fancy moves and shouted, "Clouds follow the dragon, the golden dragon is born."

Following the middle-aged man's loud shout, a dragon roar sounded in the hall.

Then a golden dragon head emerged from under the dark clouds, getting longer and bigger, and in a breath it was more than three meters long.

The golden dragon looks so lifelike that even its whiskers are shaking, which shows how powerful the artist was.

Li Xiuzhu was silent for a moment and suddenly looked at the food and drinks on the table.

He strongly suspected that he had been drugged.

There was a lot of food on the table. If it was food, not everyone would eat it. Could it be wine? You know, everyone had to toast Li Kuo at the beginning of the banquet.

Li Xiuzhu was silent for a short while and didn't think too much about it. He just regarded it as watching a magic show performed by Liu Qian.

Suddenly, the golden dragon turned into gold powder and fell to the ground, but in the space where the gold powder passed, four words appeared out of thin air.

Great Zhou Yongchang.

As soon as these four words appeared, Li Xiuzhu's mouth twitched.

The next second, the scene he expected happened.

I saw my father-in-law and Wu Anjun of the military group stood up and bowed at the same time.

"Congratulations, Your Majesty. This is an auspicious sign."

"Long live your majesty, long live the great Zhou."

It's not that these two people reacted the fastest, but that they are representatives of all officials. If you dare to speak before they do, you will be in trouble.

Li Xiuzhu was numb, and endured the awkwardness and stood up with everyone else and gave a compliment.

"Long live the emperor, long live the great Zhou."

"Long live your majesty, long live the great Zhou."

Li Kuo was also very happy when he saw those four words.

"Good, good, good! Pass on my decree. The golden dragon descends upon the world. Auspicious signs appear. At the beginning of the new year, a general amnesty will be granted to the whole world."

Hiss, is this an amnesty? The death row inmates nowadays are so pretty.

Yes, the amnesty does not include death row prisoners and treason. However, death row prisoners will be converted to serving their sentences, which means they do not have to die.

If you encounter another amnesty, congratulations, you are free.

The only crime that is not pardoned is treason.

"Please take a seat, my dear ministers."

Li Xiuzhu drank too much and did not sit down. He turned around and walked out of Hanyuan Hall.

Coming out from the side door, Li Xiuzhu looked at the palace maid beside him and said, "Take me to the flower room."

Flower room is an elegant name for the toilet, but people in the palace basically used chamber pots, which they would cover with a lid and take away after using the toilet.

So if there is no palace maid to lead you, you will never find the toilet even if you search the sky hard.

"My lord, follow me."

There were many chamber pots placed in the room, which were obviously prepared specially for this banquet.

The little palace maid took a toilet and put it in the middle, then pulled out the wooden board under the cushion.

"Please, sir."

Li Xiuzhu was about to take off his pants when he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Hmm? He turned to the maid who was watching and asked in confusion, "Aren't you going out?"

The little palace maid was startled when she heard this.

"Does your Excellency not need service?"

"serve?"

Li Xiuzhu's big eyes showed a little doubt. How can I serve you like this? Watch me pee?

This is an outrageous fucking opening the door to outrageousness, isn't it outrageous to the extreme?

There is no wrong version in the 1619 book forum!

Suddenly, I, the little palace maid, understood that this gentleman must be the new lord who came to the court this year. Yes, he is so young, he must be new to the court and does not understand the enjoyment of the top people.

The little maid smiled and explained, "My lord, after you use the toilet, I will help you clean your body."

Clean the body? Li Xiuzhu suddenly understood, but asked subconsciously.

"Wipe your ass?"

The little palace maid blushed suddenly, but still nodded.

"Yes sir, it's not just about wiping your butt, it's also about wiping ..."

Li Xiuzhu now really understood everything, but he couldn't help but think of that scene in his heart.

People who grew up in this palace have a bunch of people helping them with hygiene every day, and they have been unable to take care of themselves for decades.

Well, it’s not just the imperial palace, those noble families are probably the same. Only a loser like him doesn’t quite understand.

Li Xiuzhu smiled at the palace maid.

"You go out first. I'm not used to having people watching me. I can take care of myself."

"this……"

Seeing the maid hesitate, Li Xiuzhu continued: "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone."

The maid reluctantly said, "Well, I'll wait for you at the door."

This was the first time she had seen someone like Li Xiuzhu. It was not like she had not seen other poor scholars who had just entered the court, but those people were no different from other officials and would let her serve them after she explained herself.

Only after Li Xiuzhu and the other palace maids left did he solve his personal problem happily.

Phew, that's right, wouldn't it be strange if someone saw it?

When Li Xiuzhu went out, the little palace maid had already poured a basin of clean water.

After washing his hands, Li Xiuzhu asked, "Can I walk around now? The hall is too stuffy."

The little palace maid was stunned. Li Xiuzhu's words were beyond her expectations again.

According to her understanding, everyone would be eager to stay in Hanyuan Palace and show up in front of His Majesty more often.

The little palace maid thought for a moment and said, "You can wander around the side halls of Hanyuan Palace as you please, but you cannot leave Hanyuan Palace at will unless you leave the palace."

Li Xiuzhu nodded, turned and left.

The little palace maid was startled. She originally wanted to lead the way, but after thinking it over, it seemed unnecessary.

There are people guarding every passage leading to Hanyuan Hall, including the way out of the palace, so there is no need to worry about people running around.

Li Xiuzhu walked casually and suddenly came to a side hall. The decoration of this side hall was completely different from the one in the greenhouse and it looked very high-end at first glance.

Li Xiuzhu pushed the door curiously, and it opened effortlessly.

Li Xiuzhu listened through the crack in the door. Although there was the noise of gongs and drums outside the city, with the help of his inner strength he could still accurately tell whether there was anyone inside.

No one's.

Li Xiuzhu hesitated for a moment, thinking about what the palace maid had just said about just strolling around, so it should be okay, right?

(End of this chapter)


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