Chapter 295 Li Liuli: I feel bt



Li Xiuzhu smiled disdainfully upon hearing this.

"Dragon Tiger Pill?"

"Is it the pill that allows you to have sex seven times a night?"

"It's so funny, I can make you more than a dozen kinds of this kind of tiger and wolf medicine, which will make you feel so good that you will die."

At this point, Li Xiuzhu suddenly thought of something interesting, and suddenly said to Du Sanniang: "Let's lock him up first. I suddenly thought of something interesting."

Du Sanniang was startled again. How could this person change his mind every day? But she didn't care. She had already seen that this person would not have a good ending. Instead, she was looking forward to Li Xiuzhu's next move.

"OK!"

Fang Siming breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that all five of his limbs were saved.

No matter what happens in the future, at least it is saved now, and if it is saved, there may be a turning point.

Fang Siming was not going to sit there and wait for death. He was thinking about what conditions Li Xiuzhu would require in order to release him.

At this moment, he was a little annoyed at his greed. Why did he let himself be bewitched by that little girl Li Liuli?

No, it’s not his fault, it’s just that the girl is so pretty.

If it was just Sanniang, she would definitely not make Brother Li angry and embarrassed.

At this time, he calmed down and reacted a little.

Li Xiuzhu was probably trying to scare him. He must be angry that he seduced the princess.

What a bad decision!

However, Li Xiuzhu is still angry now, so let's think about how to make Brother Li calm down first.

I will just wait until Li Xiuzhu calms down and then ask for Sanniang.

He already has such a beautiful princess, Sanniang will definitely not take it to heart.

I don’t know if my father will come to find me if he knows I’m lost, but I think he will.

Now that he had calmed down, he was not so afraid anymore. His father was a Hanlin scholar in the Hanlin Academy. Although he had no rank, he was the prince's attendant and had the ability to enter the palace to meet the emperor.

After serving for three years, he can go out to serve as an official. Needless to say, his rank is at least third rank. He is also a legitimate second-generation official.

So when he calmed down, he didn't believe that Li Xiuzhu would dare to kill him at will.

At the same time, Li Liuli looked at her husband curiously and asked, "Husband, how are you going to deal with that guy?"

"Well, you don't want to let him go, do you? Then I won't agree with you."

Li Xiuzhu laughed amusedly upon hearing this and said, "What made you feel that your husband is easy to bully?"

When Li Liuli heard Li Xiuzhu's words, she was not unhappy at all. Instead, she said with a smile, "I knew you couldn't stand it, my husband, so I dealt with him."

Li Liuli blinked her big eyes and said weakly, "Husband, you really won't blame me, right?"

Li Xiuzhu saw through Li Liuli's thoughts at a glance and said calmly: "I will punish you to warm my bed tonight."

"Okay, I'll do as you say, but you have to tell me how you plan to punish that Fang guy."

Li Xiuzhu smiled when he heard this.

"He doesn't like tiger and wolf medicine, I'll make some for him."

"Then lock him up and give him a sow."

"Send him two chickens the next day. One of them may not be able to withstand his bullying."

"Send him two big carps on the third day."

"On the fourth day, give him a wild dog. It has to be a big dog, and it has to be a male."

"Give him a mule in heat on the fifth day."

"On the sixth day, arrange a stud for him to mate with."

It's just that they don't understand a few small questions.

Li Liuli asked first: "Husband, I can understand the first part of what you said, but why do you need a male dog in the second part? And the mule and the stallion should also be male, right?"

"Is this really the place where Fang was asked to poop?"

As she spoke, Li Liuli imagined the scene in her mind and couldn't help but shudder.

At this time, Du Sanniang asked curiously: "The wild dogs are so fierce, aren't you afraid that he will be bitten to death? Yes, we can help fix him first, so that he will be easier to operate."

"But how do we fix the mule and horse? The mule and horse are so tall. Even if we fix them, we still need to give them a stool to operate them, right? Isn't that too troublesome?"

Fu Yuehua covered her forehead and looked at the two bt girls, a little bit unable to believe how such strange words could come out of such beautiful people's mouths.

"It's over. These two little girls have been led astray by their husbands. Look what strange women they have become."

"Why don't you tell the two little sisters to stay away from him?"

Li Xiuzhu: …

There is no wrong version in the 1619 book forum!

Although Li Xiuzhu was speechless, he could only remain speechless. At this moment, he suddenly understood Fu Yuehua's previous feelings.

When you hear unfriendly voices, you have to pretend you didn't hear them, and you mustn't cause trouble. It's so frustrating.

Are these the two women he brought with him?

However, Li Xiuzhu still pretended to be indifferent and gave Li Liuli and Du Sanniang a wicked smile.

"Who said we were going to help him fix it? Why can't we help those wild dogs and mules fix him?"

"ah?"

"ah???"

"ah!!!"

The three consecutive "ahs" represent the different and complex mental journeys of three people.

Li Liuli didn't expect there would be such an operation, which made her feel like her eyes brightened.

Du Sanniang was not expecting this and was a little confused. She was raped by a dog, a mule, and a stallion.

She might have seen how big the horse at home was, and it would crack, right? Fu Yuehua was stunned. At this moment, she inexplicably sympathized with Fang Siming.

Fang Siming, who was still dreaming about good things, had no idea what kind of tragedy would greet him in the future. If he knew, he might want to die.

Li Xiuzhu looked at Du Sanniang and continued, "Sanniang, so starting from the fourth day, you should remove Fang Siming's bones. This way, he won't struggle and it will be easier for you to operate."

Du Sanniang blushed when she heard this, and looked aside awkwardly and asked, "Can't we let the guards do it?"

"I am still a virgin, and I don't want to see something so disgusting."

Li Xiuzhu shrugged and said, "Of course it's up to you to decide how to do it. You're the housekeeper, right? If I don't talk to you, who else can I talk to?"

"Well, go and arrange the animals I mentioned first. The others are easy to find, but you'll need to contact the mules and stallions in estrus."

"Also, the wild dogs need to be fed in advance so that they can have enough food and build up their strength before they can work."

"Also, prepare for me half a pound of silver wormwood, dodder seed, cynomorium songaricum, polygonatum, curculigo orchioides, and schisandra chinensis... each."

"In addition, two of each of bull whip, tiger whip, ox kidney, and lamb kidney."

Oh boy, that’s the lethal dose, right?

Du Sanniang's mouth twitched when she heard this, but she still nodded.

"There are a lot of things. How about I write them all down? Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll forget something."

"Okay, I'll write it to you when we get to the study."

(End of this chapter)


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