Zuan: "???"
I'm still eating, are you trying to disgust me by saying that?
However, seeing the innocent expectation in his eyes, Zu'an understood that he genuinely wanted to ask, and couldn't help but chuckle. His mindset was just like a child's, wanting to prank his friends.
He casually replied, "That's easy. Next time you fart, tell your friend, 'Something's burnt.' That way, the other person will subconsciously inhale hard to smell if something is really burnt, and they'll smell all your fart."
The eunuchs nearby were all astonished. Was this even a human idea? It was incredibly insidious.
Zhao Ruizhi was overjoyed: "Big brother is really amazing, we're sure to get her this time!"
Zuan asked curiously, "Who are you going to mess with?"
Zhao Ruizhi replied, "My wife. She always complains that I'm stupid, so I wanted to successfully prank her once."
Zuan: "..."
Crown Princess, what can I say? This guy actually wants his wife to smell his farts?
"What are you trying to do to me?" A cold snort came from behind.
Zhao Ruizhi trembled, his face contorted with worry, looking like a quail.
Zuan turned around curiously, and his eyes lit up.
A beautiful woman slowly walked towards the two of them. She had shoulders as sharp as a knife, a waist as slender as silk, and a neck as long and graceful as a swan's. Her skin was smooth and fair. She wore a dazzling and luxurious palace dress, with two intertwined ribbons fluttering in the wind, which made her waist look even more slender and charming.
A vermilion beauty mark adorned the center of her forehead, and her hair was elaborately styled, decorated with exquisite pearl flowers strung together with silk threads. On each side were several fine hairpins, and a glittering gold hair ornament with tassels swaying gently with her steps, as if it were swaying into one's heart.
Her gorgeous attire and exquisite makeup naturally exuded a unique air of nobility.
At this moment, her captivating yet dignified eyes were coldly scrutinizing Zu An.
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I always think about writing something, but I always forget. It's been so long since I thanked everyone. I've been living a pretty laid-back life, and I'm so touched and embarrassed that everyone continues to support me like this. But I'm such a loser; I'm often full of fighting spirit one second and then back to being a lazy bum the next...
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