Zuan quickly dodged backward, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw a yellow, murky liquid rushing towards him from above the gate, and a wooden barrel falling down. He could smell a foul, fishy odor from a distance.
He immediately realized that someone must have placed a urinal or something similar on the door beforehand, so that anyone who pushed the door open would be drenched in urine. Although it wasn't very lethal, it was extremely humiliating.
Thinking of Sang Hong's reminder yesterday, Shi Kun's appearance appeared in his mind. He sneered inwardly, "He was lucky to escape from Mingyue City last time. This time, I'll see how I deal with him."
So he summoned the Blue Duck, which directly controlled the yellow, murky liquid that filled the sky to reflect back at an even faster speed than when it came.
Two people were watching the show from a distance behind the door, laughing. The fat man was naturally the prince, and the man next to him was much more handsome and tall, a real heartthrob no matter where he was. It was just a pity that his gloomy eyes slightly ruined his aura, but even so, he was still much better than the fat man next to him.
This man was none other than Shi Kun. He was furious when he learned that Zu An had also become a retainer of the Crown Prince. How could he be so arrogant? A street thug not only married a fairy whom even he could only dream of, but now he had become a retainer of the Crown Prince, on equal footing with him.
This guy must have had some incredible luck, right? So he decided to throw a bucket of urine at the guy to ruin his luck.
The crown prince was inherently dull-witted and most interested in fun things, so he was naturally easily persuaded.
But he didn't expect the other party to react so quickly. You know, he even had someone add a wind-type magic array behind the door. The speed at which the urine was splashed out of the bucket was so fast that even a sixth-rank cultivator would have a hard time dodging it.
Seeing the yellow liquid bounce back, the prince gaped in shock, realizing he had no way to dodge it.
Shi Kun did have a chance to stop these things for him, but then he would have to stand in front of them and be bathed in these disgusting liquids. Thinking of the urine of the most stinky eunuch that he had specially sought out, his face twitched. He really didn't want to be splashed with this stuff.
So he decisively stepped aside. The crown prince was not so lucky. Even though there were eunuchs nearby who tried to block him, he was still drenched in the rain.
After his initial shock, the prince quickly burst into tears: "Waaah... Ugh... Who peed so foul? I, the prince, must... Ugh..."
Shi Kun, who was standing to the side, felt his eyelids twitch. Luckily, he hadn't taken the hit head-on, otherwise it would have been a lifelong trauma.
At this moment, Zu'an was also dumbfounded. Looking at the pitiful appearance of the fat man not far away, he knew that he was in trouble.
That fatso is really stupid. If he wanted to mess with someone, he wouldn't have stood behind the door.
At this moment, Shi Kun jumped out and said, "How dare you! You dare to assassinate the Crown Prince! This is a crime punishable by the extermination of nine generations of your family."
The eunuchs nearby also chimed in with their rebukes. They had plenty of urine on them too, and they exclaimed, "Damn it, who the hell peed on me? It's so disgusting!"
The crown prince wanted to say something, but his mouth had been wide open and was now quite full; the thought of vomiting made him want to gag as soon as he opened his mouth: "Ugh..."
Zu An's eyelids twitched, and he had no choice but to look at Shi Kun first: "It's you again, you're like a persistent ghost."
Shi Kun snorted: "No need to try to build rapport. You attempted to assassinate the Crown Prince; now no one can save you."
This is another reason why he didn't stop the Crown Prince earlier. Splashing Zu An with urine was just a prank to vent his anger, but if the Crown Prince had been splashed with it, it would have been a huge disaster, and that kid Zu An would have been doomed.
At this moment, a group of guards rushed over upon hearing the news. They were dumbfounded when they saw the situation inside the room. What was going on? How could there be such a filthy thing in the Crown Prince's study?
However, they also witnessed the prince's miserable state, and with Shi Kun pointing at Zu An, the group drew their swords to take Zu An down.
"Wait a minute!" Zu An looked at Shi Kun. "You say assassination, then what am I supposed to use to assassinate him?"
"Of course, it's with..." Shi Kun was about to point to the urinal when he suddenly stopped. What kind of brain-dead assassin would use a bucket of urine to carry out an assassination? No one would believe it if he said it. It was all because he subconsciously thought of assassination in order to maximize the blame for Zu'an's crimes.
Zu'an then said, "It seems you mean this bucket of urine. Everyone knows I didn't bring anything with me when I entered the palace. The guards along the way can testify to that. So this bucket of urine was obviously prepared by my accomplices. Those who conspired with me to murder the Crown Prince should also have their entire families executed, right?"
Shi Kun was immediately in a bind, because he was the one who prepared the chamber pot, and many people in the Crown Prince's palace knew it. There was no way to hide it from him. Little did he know that in order to be quick to speak, he would end up getting himself into trouble as well.
Zu An was an orphan to begin with, and now that he has broken off his engagement with the Chu family, he is truly all alone. Killing his entire clan is no different from killing him alone. But not him. The Shi family is such a large clan. If he were to be implicated because of this, he would be skinned alive.
He had no choice but to change his tune, saying, "Even if it wasn't an assassination attempt, everyone witnessed you urinating on the Crown Prince. This is a grave offense of disrespect, punishable by death."
“Not bad, not bad… Ugh…” The fat prince immediately chimed in. He was truly disgusted and no longer cared about their friendship from just yesterday.
Shi Kun, who was standing to the side, laughed. Now that the Crown Prince was supporting him, this guy was doomed.
Zu An recalled Sang Hong's reminder; this crown prince had indeed inherited his father's meanness, ungratefulness, and ruthlessness.
However, he quickly came up with a solution. He summoned the Blue Duck and used it to suck away all the yellow liquid from the prince's body.
In a way, urine is also a type of water.
The prince was originally soaking wet, but in the blink of an eye, he was dry again, and even the strange taste in his mouth was gone.
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