"Director, we're trending again."
The director, who had just sat down to take a breath, almost vomited blood when he heard the news from his assistant. How come he was on the hot search again? This couldn't be Gu Chi, right?
But then he thought again, Gu Chi must be busy looking for an apartment right now, so how could he have the time to be on the trending search? Thinking of this, the director calmly took a sip of tea and said slowly, "Le Yuwei? It should be the trending search that the investors bought. We are also preparing to build momentum to put her on the top of the list."
"No, it's Gu Chi." The assistant said blankly. Le Yuwei was not on the hot search at all.
The director nearly choked himself to death. "Gu Chi? Why is he trending again? Did he find a house?"
"Not only did we find it, but it's a super luxurious cave suite." The assistant nodded with stars in his eyes. The cave was much better than their miserable low-end tree house. If there was a strong wind and heavy rain at night, they would all be soaked.
The director quickly opened the live broadcast room, and as soon as he entered, he unconsciously uttered a beautiful Chinese quintessence, "Fuck."
It is so beautiful! Under the Milky Way sky, the fireflies' starlight illuminates the cave. It is surrounded by flowers and green grass. It is simply a paradise on earth.
[This is so beautiful! Did anyone see the whole process? ]
[Xiaoyu was led to this place by a firefly. I now seriously suspect that Xiaoyu has some skills as an animal trainer.]
[Wow, Xiaoyu and the fireflies are so adorable playing together. Today is a day I've been healed by these little fireflies.]
[I don't know if the other three groups of guests regretted it, hahahaha, but I regretted it after watching it.]
Not to mention the program crew, even Gu Chi himself was still a little confused about the situation. He originally wanted to find some leaves and branches to build a temporary shelter for Xiaoyu, but when he turned around, he saw Xiaoyu running out chasing a firefly.
He followed the little dumpling in a daze, and after passing through a dense patch of grass, he arrived at the cave in front of him. Countless fireflies lit up the cave, making it look like a beautiful paradise on earth.
They finally had a place to stay tonight. Gu Chi slowly breathed a sigh of relief, and his tightly furrowed eyes finally relaxed slowly. He had a place to stay.
The accommodation problem was solved, and the next step was to fill her stomach. The few pitiful little fruits given by the program team were not enough to feed Xiaoyu.
But luckily, this is a forest, so I should be able to find some wild fruits or something. If I'm lucky, I can even dig some wild sweet potatoes and make some roasted sweet potatoes for Xiaoyu to fill his stomach first.
"Xiao Yu, stay here and don't move. I'll go find something to eat." Gu Chi walked to the little Tuanzi who was happily playing with fireflies and said softly.
"No need to go, there is a coconut tree here. Coconut water tastes delicious." Xiaoyu tilted her head and pointed to a sturdy tree not far away.
Gu Chi looked up in the direction Xiaoyu was looking.
How come he didn't notice that there was a coconut tree here? But when he looked at the coconut tree whose trunk was thicker than his thigh, he couldn't help but fall into deep thought. How could he take down such a thick coconut tree?
Gu Chi took a deep breath and secretly rubbed his hands together. He was determined to fight for Xiaoyu's food!
Then he raised his eyes firmly, walked step by step to the bottom of the coconut tree, hugged it with all his strength and shook it. Xiaoyu also sat beside it, clapping her hands seriously, holding her breath and waiting for her handsome brother to show his strength.
But a magical scene happened. Gu Chi operated as fiercely as a tiger, but when he looked again, not a single leaf had fallen from the coconut tree.
Gu Chi: “…”
Xiaoyu: “…”
At this time, a large number of viewers who came to watch the luxurious Shandong in the barrage were also laughing crazily.
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, Gu Chi's bluffing is just too funny.]
[It's just like me, who bluffed and reviewed before an exam but ended up getting a score of 59.]
Gu Chi coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment, "This tree is too big, I'd better find you something else to eat."
"It's not big. Xiaoyu has seen bigger trees." Xiaoyu blinked her big eyes, ran to Gu Chi with her short legs, and punched the coconut tree with her pink little fist.
[What the hell, what did I see? A little fisherman knocked over a coconut tree with his bare hands?]
[A coconut tree thicker than my thigh, and Xiaoyu knocked it over with just one turn? What a powerful and adorable kid!]
Gu Chi looked at the coconuts falling one after another in front of him, and his indifferent look gradually disappeared. He shook his own hand and looked at Xiaoyu's hand again. What a strange event was this.
"Handsome brother, you can't do it." Xiaoyu retracted her little fist, glanced at Gu Chi faintly, and said calmly.
Gu Chi: “…”
Is Xiaoyu the reincarnation of some strongman?
【Hahahahahahahahahaha, Xiaoyu baby, you can't say that.】
Xiaoyu: You can't do that (Devil whispers) Gu Chi: One person died but he is still alive.
[Sisters, pass it on. Gu Chi can't do it.]
Xiaoyu's classic quotes were quickly edited into videos by up-loaders on subtitle sites and posted online. The classic line "Pretty brother, you can't do it!" was also spiced up with various weird sound effects, flooding the subtitle site with comments. Coupled with the popularity of the live broadcast room, the number of likes for this video alone exceeded 200,000.
Gu Chi's famous social demise scene has become the biggest laugh point of the first episode, and it quickly became a hot search. The audience who didn't know what was going on clicked on it, and ended up laughing so hard that they were looking for their heads on the floor. The entire comment section was filled with laughter.
【Haha ...
[Little Yu is so amazing! How can she be so strong at such a young age?]
[You're so amazing, baby! I like Xiaoyu even more. Today is also a day where I am amazed by Xiaoyu baby.]
[Xiaoyu, how many surprises do you have that I don't know about?]
In just a few hours, Gu Chi's brother and sister became a hot search again. Le Yuwei was almost furious when watching the live broadcast on her surveillance watch. She originally thought that Gu Chi was stranded in the wilderness, while she was living in the house carefully prepared by the program team, a complete control group. His traffic would definitely return to her.
But she never expected that Gu Chi would be so lucky to find such a cave that could be called a paradise on earth, which attracted the attention of the audience.
This place should have been hers. She glanced at Ren Tongtong, who was sulking and acting spoiled, and immediately came up with a plan.
"Wow, Brother Xiaoyu's house is so beautiful. There are so many fireflies, they are so beautiful." She said softly in a hoarse voice.
A rich girl like Ren Tongtong would definitely be unreasonable and want to snatch it away when she sees such a beautiful cave. If I try to persuade her a few times, maybe I can even gain some popularity. This way, I can not only get the cave, but also reap the benefits, killing three birds with one stone.
Ren Tongtong was originally sulking, but when she heard Xiaoyu, her ears immediately pricked up, and as expected, she stepped forward and ran in front of Le Yuwei.
"Isn't it beautiful? Do you want it, Tongtong?" Seeing this, Le Yuwei hurriedly put her bracelet in front of Tongtong and said jokingly.
Who knew that Ren Tongtong didn't respond to her words. She turned her face away and said disdainfully, "I don't want it. This was found by Xiaoyu and Xiaoyu's brother. I think you want it. I haven't played tricks like this since I was three years old."
[Ah... Is Le Yuwei mentally ill? Is she saying this to get Sister Tong to take over Gu Chi and Xiaoyu's cave?]
Le Yuwei is trying to kill someone with a borrowed knife, but luckily our sister Tong is smart.
[I seem to remember that Tongtong's family is wealthy. Playing tricks with the daughter of a wealthy family, Le Yuwei is a little too naive, I instantly lost her fan...]
[Why are some people in the comments so vicious? Weiwei may have just said it unintentionally, so why is there such strong malice?]
[Holy crap! Xiaoyu is making fire by rubbing two sticks together in the next room! I need to go watch!]
[Sister, wait for me~]
Gu Chi had just finished cleaning up the coconuts, and then he picked up a dead pheasant from under the coconut. It looked like it was killed by the coconut. With the coconuts and the chicken, he could make a coconut chicken.
But he had neither fire nor pot, which really stumped him. How about trying to make fire by rubbing two sticks together? That shouldn't be that difficult, right?
In the distance, the powerful little dumpling was excitedly playing with the fireflies and saying something happily. Could it be that this little dumpling really has some superpowers?
He hesitated for a few seconds, then quickly shook off the unrealistic guesses in his mind, and swiftly picked up a satisfactory piece of wood and some dead firewood nearby, ready for a fight. Today he must let the little dumpling have a delicious meal of coconut chicken!
After working for a while, beads of sweat appeared on his fair face, but there was not even a spark. Gu Chi was still waving his arms intently.
At this time, Chen Lin also rushed over with Lu Xingyi. When Xiaoyu saw that it was Lu Xingyi, she immediately excitedly pulled him to see the fireflies. The two little heads put together, and the audience in front of the screen screamed again.
[The pups meet again, so cute it makes me melt.]
"Gu Chi, you can't make fire by rubbing two sticks together like this. How about we work together? You give me the coconut and pheasant, and I'll give you some instant food."
Chen Lin looked quite kind and was willing to give his limited fast food to Gu Chi, but he actually had his own thoughts.
Originally, he thought he was a survival expert, and that he must have more life skills than these pampered stars on a deserted island. He could attract a large number of fans by just shooting a pheasant or catching a rabbit, but he didn't expect that Gu Chi would get there first.
If I can show off my cooking skills, I should be able to attract some traffic and win back some fans.
[Uh, isn't Chen Lin's attempt to ride on the popularity a bit too obvious?]
[But is there a possibility that Gu Chi really doesn't know how to make fire by rubbing two sticks together?]
[Good intentions are taken for granted. Is this good intention of our Brother Lin? Gu Chi's fans are a bit ungrateful.]
Chen Lin's words also caught the attention of Xiaoyu, who was standing nearby. She quietly leaned over and said softly, "Do you want to make fire by rubbing two sticks together? Xiaoyu can do it! Pretty brother, let Xiaoyu help you!"
"Xiao Yu, making fire by rubbing two sticks together is not just playing house." Chen Lin pulled the corner of his mouth awkwardly. A three-year-old baby probably doesn't even know what making fire by rubbing two sticks together is.
"I know. The first skill Xiaoyu learned in Lingshan was to make fire by rubbing two sticks together." Xiaoyu tilted her head and smiled, stretching out her fingers and gesturing, "This is how you can make fire from wood."
The first skill Xiaoyu learned in Lingshan was how to make fire by rubbing two sticks together like squirrel brother. The roasted pine nuts were very fragrant. Xiaoyu still misses that taste a little bit now. It would be nice to have a few pine nuts now.
"What mountain?" Chen Lin couldn't believe his ears.
Gu Chi shrugged and explained, "This child may have lived in the mountains when he was young. Their mountain is called Lingshan."
"Wow, Xiaoyu sister, you are so amazing! You actually succeeded in making a fire."
While Gu Chi and Chen Lin were talking, the two cubs were fiddling with something, and then they heard Lu Xingyi's surprised and envious voice.
Chen Lin: “!”
Huh? Is it that easy to make fire by rubbing two sticks together?
Gu Chi: “…”
[Holy crap, what the hell, Xiaoyu actually managed to start a fire.]
[Ah! What kind of max-level cub is this?]
Xiaoyu's wilderness survival class is now open, sisters, come and learn.
[Brother Lin: I was stunned.]
"Sister Xiaoyu, can you teach me?" Lu Xingyi's admiration for Xiaoyu was almost overflowing, and he followed Xiaoyu like a little brother.
"Of course you can. It's very simple. I'll teach you when I have time. Today I have to go pick some pine nuts and roast them for my handsome brother." Xiaoyu was busy, but she didn't forget to answer Lu Xingyi.
"Sister Xiaoyu, I love you the most." Lu Xing said crisply.
【Lu Xingyi: Amazing, those starry eyes.】
[Why do I feel like Xingyi is now Xiaoyu's number one fan? ]
[Xingyi baby, be more reserved! ]
Seeing Chen Lin's envious gaze, Gu Chi said: "..."
He didn't want to be spoiled, but his cub was too strong.
At this time, the barrage of comments also began to take a strange direction. The audience burst into laughter, and even the voices of some people who had just criticized Gu Chi were drowned out by the laughter.
[Why do I feel like the expression on Gu Chi's face, while aloof, also has a hint of showing off, hahahahaha.]
[Gu Chi: Thank you, I feel really warmed (proud jpd).]
[Hahahahaha, the family is laughing so hard, the first person to be taken care of by the cub is Gu Chi.]
[Xiao Yu: Me and my handsome brother, my nemesis.]
【Chen Lin: Tears of envy streamed down the corners of my mouth.】
"Handsome brother, Xiaoyu and Brother Lu Xingyi found pine nuts. We can roast them and eat them!" The little dumpling's face was dirty and his hair was messy, but he sincerely held the pine nuts in his hand in front of Gu Chi.
【Ah, Xiaoyu is so amazing. 】
[It feels like I'm experiencing what it's like to be spoiled by Xiaoyu.]
Chen Lin doubted his life again. Xiaoyu's survival ability was too amazing, especially for Chen Lin. He felt that Xiaoyu should be the survival expert.
"Are all the kids in the mountains so capable?" Chen Lin asked hesitantly.
Gu Chi looked at the cub in front of him and said after a long pause, "Maybe Xiaoyu is an exception."
Now Gu Chi and Xiaoyu had fruits, nuts, staple foods, and a very delicious coconut chicken. Chen Lin's fast food seemed particularly inferior.
He said weakly, "I'll contribute a pot, can you give me some of your coconut chicken?"
After he finished speaking, he further explained, "I'm not eating this for myself, I'm giving it to Xingyi."
[Don't explain. Explanation is just covering up. Brother Lin, if you want to eat, just admit it honestly. We won't laugh at you. Hahahahahaha.]
[Hahahaha, Chen Lin: Forget being a survival expert, just wash your hands and become Xiaoyu's younger brother.]
"It's okay, Uncle Chen Lin, we have plenty of food, you and Xingyi can eat it." Xiaoyu smiled and said sweetly.
Chen Lin looked at the cub in front of him, and his old face blushed with embarrassment. Xiaoyu is so cute! How can there be such a cute cub?
【Ahhh baby, can mommy have a bite? 】
【Gu Chi seems to be quite good at cooking. 】
[Gu Chi's profile is killing me! Ah! I need oxygen. Woo woo woo.]
"Well, can we get some?"
At this time, Su Yu, who had just arrived, quietly poked her head out. She really couldn't cook. The ingredients given by the program team were very difficult to handle. If she were asked to cook, she would definitely burn the roof.
"Of course, my pretty brother cooks delicious food." Xiaoyu took Su Yu and Ye Zhaodi's hands like a little host, "Sister, come quickly, dinner will be ready soon."
"Wow, it smells so good. Can we have some too? We brought our own ingredients."
Just after entertaining Su Yu and Ye Zhaodi, Le Yuwei also rushed over with Ren Tongtong. Su Yu and Chen Lin ran here one after another, obviously wanting to take advantage of the popularity of Gu Chi's live broadcast room. She couldn't miss this opportunity to take advantage of the popularity.
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