Chapter 1
A well-known gossip blogger on a certain entertainment industry marketing account, "Anonymous, I Really Don't Want to Be Famous," posted a new blog post.
Shocking! The news I'm about to tell you will absolutely blow your mind!
"Hurry up, don't delay. And this time you better be... If you're not surprising, I'll just take a knife and chop you up, because you're not human, so it's not illegal for me to chop something up."
"Working in a factory is fine, why don't you find a job? You always use such exaggerated language, but in the end it's always just 'muddled rain' (a Chinese idiom meaning 'so-so' or 'noisy'). Aren't you tired of using the same old tricks? I'm tired of watching you use them. Don't you get annoyed?"
"If you're going to spill the beans, just do it already. Why do you always have to lay the groundwork beforehand and say a bunch of nonsense? Isn't that annoying? I'm impatient and don't like waiting for people. You'd better be sensible and stop dawdling."
Lin Shao, the most famous super-rich second-generation in the entertainment industry, is going to participate in a live-streamed food-related variety show.
"That's it? That's it? That's it? Don't you know that our Young Master Lin is a famous variety show personality? He's participated in countless variety shows. It's just a food variety show. What's there to reveal? If you really have nothing to say, then go be a deliveryman and deliver food. Revealing secrets isn't for you."
"Do you want to know which variety shows Young Master Lin has participated in? I can list them all. This month alone, Young Master Lin has to record six variety shows. Tell me, what's so special about your food variety shows? You should find a job."
"Young Master Lin is the most famous variety show personality in the entertainment industry. Is there anyone who doesn't know Young Master Lin? All we can say is that Young Master Lin has done so many variety shows that we can't watch them all."
"If you don't have anything to say, you don't have to. There's no need to reveal such trivial and worthless information just to make up the numbers."
"You've made me laugh. If Young Master Lin knew that you called my material 'just for show,' he would definitely be furious."
"Young Master Lin, I was wrong. I didn't actually mean what you said. If you see me saying this, please understand me."
I actually wanted to curse the person who made the whistleblower, but I had no intention of cursing you or anything like that.
"Young Master Lin, please don't misunderstand me, and please don't sue me, I beg you."
“I saw the key point right away. You only gave in because you were afraid that Young Master Lin would sue you.”
"There's nothing I can do. Young Master Lin really loves suing people, and he wins every single one of his cases, so I'm very scared."
I'm afraid of becoming a defendant, standing in court, and ultimately being found guilty by the judge.
I cannot accept being treated like this in real life just because I said something wrong online.
And the probability of this happening is quite high, because Young Master Lin is a pro at surfing the internet and loves searching for his own name. If he sees what I said and I don't apologize promptly, wouldn't he just shut me down?
"What you're saying implies that Young Master Lin is stingy. Young Master Lin is very rich. If he accidentally sees this, don't worry, he'll definitely sue you."
"Oh no!!! Help! Young Master Lin, if you see this, please forgive me. I really can be a bit outspoken sometimes. I absolutely didn't mean to say anything bad about you, and besides, I'm your biggest fan. I love you so much. So please forgive me this time, please, please."
Young master, I have some money, some free time, some good looks, and I'm even more charming, which is quite a bit of a hassle: "This is the last time."
The marketing account, who originally intended to continue revealing information, suppressed the urge. He simply loves gossip, but finding it too boring to share it alone. That's why he comes online to share his stories and let everyone enjoy the gossip with him.
His purpose in becoming a marketing blogger is very simple; he doesn't want to make money or anything like that. He just wants to enjoy the gossip with people. After all, he's a second-generation rich kid with some family assets, so he doesn't need to work too hard.
But Young Master Lin is different. His family is too rich, and his family's business still relies on Young Master Lin's family assets. So he can't afford to offend Young Master Lin too much.
Now that he's in front of Young Master Lin, he can't afford to stop revealing the secrets. He has to wait until Young Master Lin leaves before continuing.
"Waaah. I feel relieved now. Thank you, Young Master Lin, for your magnanimity this time. I will definitely be more careful with my words next time and won't dare to say anything carelessly again."
"Amazing! Welcome, Young Master Lin!"
“Every time I see this string of nicknames belonging to Young Master Lin, I can’t help but marvel at the power of money. Originally, there was a limit to the number of characters in the nickname ‘Big Eyes,’ but after Young Master Lin paid 30 million, he can choose any nickname he wants, without any limit on the number of characters.”
These are the rich people! There's no way a poor guy like me could spend that much money on a nickname. I wouldn't even spend a single penny.
"Sister, if I remember correctly, the smallest denomination coin is one cent. There are no one-cent banknotes or coins. You're exaggerating a bit."
"Sister, what era are we living in? Online payments are all the rage now, who still uses cash?"
"Yes, I mean online payments."
"Let me be blunt, Mr. Lin, you really have a lot of free time! You actually go online and read gossip about yourself from those marketing accounts, just like us. Mr. Lin, don't you have a life of your own? Why are you so immersed in the internet?"
"You're really bold. With your size, do you not want it anymore? No, really not."
"Your audacity is astounding. I admire you greatly, but please allow me to remind you that your account is about to be deleted. Please accept my condolences."
Young master, I have some money, some free time, some good looks, and some charm, which is quite troublesome: "This so-and-so, whom I don't know, what right do you have to offer me guidance? Do you think you can interfere in my life? You think too highly of yourself."
Also, if you feel that going online means you have no life, then I'm just like you, I have no life either. And vice versa.
Finally, regarding those talkative people, I won't delete their accounts; after all, I never argue with idiots. People with intellectual disabilities still deserve sympathy.
"Young Master Lin is magnanimous and kind. Brothers and sisters, let's all type these eight words in the chat, okay?"
"I really want to ask, upstairs, did Young Master Lin give you some kind of benefit? How can you be so sycophantic? Can't you have any dignity? I really can't stand it anymore. Simp, simp, be careful you end up with nothing."
"Please don't slander me. I swear to God, I have never flattered Young Master Lin in the slightest. This is the absolute truth. I don't know Young Master Lin in real life. I'm just an ordinary person. I never thought of getting any benefits from Young Master Lin."
"In real life, that means meeting someone online?"
"Ahem. Do you have to be so perceptive? Okay, I admit you guessed right, but that doesn't prove anything. Young Master Lin is exceptionally outstanding. I only chatted with Young Master Lin privately by chance, so we can be considered to have had private conversations online. But I can't really say I know Young Master Lin, since he probably, maybe, or has already forgotten me."
"Young Master, I'm a bit rich, a bit idle, a bit handsome, and a bit charming, which is quite a bit of a hassle: 'Don't worry, I still remember you. After all, there aren't many people as enthusiastic as you online. I've been in the entertainment industry for eight years, and in those eight years, you've sent me private messages every single day without fail, and each message is over a thousand words long. Such a talkative and devoted person. Even though I only responded to you on the first day I registered my Big Eyes account, and told you not to waste too much time on me and to spend more time on yourself, you're still so talkative and enthusiastic towards me. How could I not remember you?'"
"Ahhhhhh!!! I'm so happy! How can I be so happy? The person I've always admired actually knows about me! I'm so happy, so joyful. Young Master Lin, don't worry, as long as you continue to work in the entertainment industry, I will keep sending you private messages every day. You're a very busy person, so it's normal that you don't reply to my private messages. I don't mind at all."
"One word: licking; two words: good licking; three words: you're really licking; four words: you're too licking; five words: you're really good at licking."
“There’s still a way out for simps. Look, this one has left an impression on the person in question.”
"It's good to like Young Master Lin. After all, although he's a variety show personality, he's handsome, rich, and a top student. He's almost perfect. Except for one small flaw: his self-awareness is too strong, to the point of being frightening."
"Indeed, it's truly remarkable that the entertainment industry has someone like Young Master Lin. After all, someone as incredibly wealthy as Young Master Lin, who is still single, has never been in a relationship, is exceptionally handsome, and is also a top university student—the perfect man is practically one of a kind in this world. So, Young Master Lin, thank you for coming to the entertainment industry to participate in variety shows, allowing us ordinary people to admire your esteemed presence. It is an immense honor."
Young master, I have some money, some free time, some good looks, and some charm, which is quite troublesome: "Tsk. Am I not an ordinary person? What kind of human am I? Am I not human? This so-and-so who appeared out of nowhere, could you please learn a little bit of the art of speaking? The words you typed are rather embarrassing."
"Young Master Lin, I know I was wrong. I accidentally said the wrong thing just now. Of course, Young Master Lin is a human being just like me. I just wanted to say that Young Master Lin is really handsome. It's really great that the entertainment industry has Young Master Lin. Young Master Lin, I haven't missed a single variety show you've participated in. I've watched them all the way through. Young Master Lin, I want to say, I love you so much."
"Young Master Lin, I love you too."
"Young Master Lin, it's me too, I love you."
"Young master, I'm a bit rich, a bit idle, a bit handsome, and a bit charming, which is quite a bit of a hassle." He continued, "There's nothing I can do; my charm is just that great. Since you all love me, you can get to know each other and become friends. After all, I think people who love me have pretty good taste. So, you two continue chatting; I have something to do, so I'll be going now. Maybe we can chat again sometime."
"Goodbye, Young Master Lin. We respectfully see you off."
"See you later, Young Master Lin. Let's talk again next time."
"Young Master Lin, I'll miss you. Goodbye."
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