"Sisi, your dad can't drink this soup either." Wang's mother poured Wang's father a glass of water so he could drink some to help him soothe himself.
"Isn't Dad a man? Why can't he drink?" Mei Si looked at Wang's father in shock, then quickly turned to look at Wang Ce Lou.
Meisi: Isn't Dad a man? Then where did the leak come from?
"Pfft! Cough cough cough..." Just as he pressed the steamed bun down, Wang's father choked on the water again.
Wang Celou glanced at Mei Si with a headache, then finally picked up the bowl of soup that had caused the trouble, closed his eyes, and finished the rest.
Once her stomach was full, Mei Si started yawning. Wang Ma and Wang Ba exchanged a glance and quickly stood up, saying they had to go out for a bit.
"Then we'll head back now." Wang Celou pulled Mei Si upstairs.
Looking at the broken furniture scattered all over the living room, Wang Celou decided that he would no longer hire a carpenter to make furniture, and would just buy some ready-made pieces to make do, since these pieces of furniture wouldn't last long anyway.
Neither of them slept all night. Wang Celou sent Mei Si, who was so sleepy she could barely keep her eyes open, back to her room to sleep, while he went to get a short broom, intending to tidy up a bit.
When the two woke up, it was already dark outside. Mei Si rubbed her rumbling stomach and said she wanted to go downstairs for dinner.
After the two finished eating, Wang Celou took Mei Si to the study.
"Ahem! Didn't your mother give you anything the night before last?" Wang Celou coughed lightly and asked somewhat awkwardly.
"Things? What things?" Mei Si looked at Wang Ce Lou in confusion, not understanding what he wanted to say.
"Um... it's just a picture book or something, with a picture of a man and a woman, and they're wearing... a bit too little clothing," Wang Celou said cryptically.
“I didn’t see the picture book. Did you ask my mom to give it to me? I’ll call her and ask where she put it. She’s probably too busy to remember.” Mei Si thought her mom might have forgotten to give it to her.
"No need to call. I've never given Mom anything like this. Since she doesn't have it, I'll draw it myself!" Wang Celou quickly stopped Mei Si, who was about to get up to make a call, and said helplessly.
Recalling what Mei Si said last night, Wang Ce Lou roughly guessed that Mei's mother probably hadn't told Mei Si about that matter.
He asked again to confirm whether Mei's mother had given Mei Sihe/Mei the picture of lovemaking. If she had, it would be much easier for him to explain.
"Grind the ink for me."
"Ce Lou, do you want to write?" Mei Si obediently stood by the table, grinding ink for Wang Ce Lou, and asked with some curiosity.
"No, it's painting," Wang Celou said with a serious expression.
"Drawing, what are you drawing?"
"Drawing people..."
"Draw me?" Meskababa asked excitedly.
"Ahem! I won't draw you." Hearing Mei Si's words, Mei Si suddenly appeared in Wang Ce Lou's mind... Ahem! Concentrate! Concentrate!
"Oh~!" Mei Si pouted, and seeing that Wang Ce Lou had started writing, she stopped talking and disturbing him.
Wang Celou didn't draw it in too much detail; in fact, even if he had, he wouldn't have been able to draw it in such detail.
He sketched the lines of a man and a woman with a few strokes, hoping that Mei Si could tell whether they were male or female.
"You haven't drawn their clothes yet." Mei Si tilted her head and looked at the men and women stacked together. When she saw Wang Ce Lou stop drawing, she couldn't help but remind him.
“...They’re not wearing clothes today.” Wang Celou said with a straight face and a serious expression.
“She’s missing two dots here,” Mei said, pointing to the woman in the painting.
"Snap!" Wang Ce Lou broke the calligraphy brush in his hand.
"Ahem! The pen is broken, so let's skip these two dots!" Wang Celou explained when he saw Mei Si pointing at the painting without moving.
"Isn't there another brush?" Mei Si picked up another brush from the brush holder and handed it to Wang Ce Lou, saying.
"..." Wang Ce Lou took a deep breath and finally reluctantly clicked on those two dots.
Meisi nodded in satisfaction and asked the question she most wanted to know.
"Why are they folding it up like my parents do, even though it leaks?"
"..." Wang Ce Lou, who was originally just a little embarrassed, couldn't help but start thinking about Mei Si's mother and father because of Mei Si's words... cough cough cough cough!
"From now on, you are not allowed to speak. Just listen carefully to what I say!" Wang Celou quickly shook his head and glared at Mei Si through gritted teeth.
Mei Si looked at Wang Ce Lou with confusion, not understanding why he suddenly glared at her. Had she said something wrong?
"Ahem! Matters between men and women require the balance of yin and yang... Don't speak! Ask me again later!" Wang Ce Lou quickly stopped Mei Si when he saw her open her mouth to speak.
Mei Si was completely bewildered by Wang Ce Lou's long string of classical Chinese phrases and kept yawning.
"Alright, what do you want to ask?" Wang Celou finished explaining what he knew, took a sip of tea, and prepared to answer Mei Si's strange questions.
"Ha! Are you done talking? Let's go to sleep!" Mei Si yawned again, turned around and went straight back to her room to sleep.
"..."
"Did she understand?" Wang Celou pretended to be calm and followed Mei Si into the bedroom.
And then... nothing happened.
Wang Ce Lou looked at Mei Si, who was sleeping soundly with her arm around his, then turned his head and gazed sadly at the rooftop, contemplating how to get through this long night...
Just before going to sleep, Wang Celou suddenly realized that he had used the wrong method; he should have shown Mei Si the video!
The next day, Wang Celou went out alone after breakfast, and didn't rush back for lunch until noon.
Wang Ce Lou searched several video rental shops before finally managing to rent a few adult movies.
Thinking about the way those bosses looked at him, Wang Celou felt an urge to teach Mei Si a lesson.
"Hey, what are you going home for? I haven't even finished watching half of this episode!" Wang Celou asked Mei Si to come upstairs with him, but Mei Si was watching a TV series and didn't want to go home so early.
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