"Liu Jun, this is my home, you're not allowed to mess around!" Hao Hua didn't expect that Liu Jun had brought his brother to beat people up, and what surprised him even more was that they wanted to beat up Sisi.
Hao Hua bravely stood in front of his sister, ready to take their punches and kicks for her.
When Ye Si heard Liu Jun speak, she remembered that he was the defeated opponent from a few days ago. Just as she was about to say something, Hao Hua blocked her behind him.
Ye Si thought her third brother was strange. Why did he have to stand in front of her? It made it so she couldn't see him at all.
“You’re that stutterer from that day!” Ye Si walked past Hao Hua, stood in front of Liu Jun, and pointed at him.
"You deserve a beating!" With his brother backing him up, Liu Jun felt like he had inexhaustible strength. Hearing Ye Si say that about him, he kicked her in the stomach.
Coconut couldn't understand why this stutterer dared to attack her when she was clearly no match for him.
Ye Si turned to the side, grabbed Liu Jun's ankles with both hands, and pulled hard to the left front.
"Rip!" Liu Jun's pants were now open-crotch pants.
Coconut shreds quickly released his grip, and Liu Jun, due to inertia, landed in a split.
"Crack crack crack..." Liu Jun's mouth opened and closed, he wanted to shout out, but he had no strength left.
"Liu Jun, are you even a man? How dare you try to kick my sister? My sister is not even two years old. What did she do to offend you?" Hao Hua reacted quickly and squatted down to touch Sisi's belly. Seeing that there were no footprints on her body, he stood up with relief and looked down on Liu Jun.
"Get up quickly, the ground is covered in pebbles, don't you find it uncomfortable?" Liu Jie stepped forward and patted Liu Jun's head, signaling him to stand up quickly.
"I...I can't get up, my balls...my balls hurt," Liu Jun said softly, looking at his older brother with tears in his eyes.
"What? She's a girl? And she's only one year old?" Liu Fang had already given up on helping his younger brother after seeing Ye Si's height.
Now that I heard that Yesi is a girl and so young, I immediately wish I could find a crack in the ground to crawl into. How could he have such an embarrassing younger brother?
"Pain in the balls? The balls can hurt? The balls don't just break, they just break?" Ye Si stared wide-eyed at Liu Jun. Why did he say something different from Wang Gousheng?
"..." Hao Hua covered his face with his hands, pretending not to hear his sister's words.
"...Ahem! Um, we're leaving now." Liu Fang awkwardly stepped forward, and together with his older brother, helped Liu Jun up and quickly disappeared into the alley.
Seeing that none of the others answered, Ye Si turned her gaze to Xu Liang, who had just walked in.
"Uh... Hao Hua, I have something to do, I'm leaving." Xu Liang also heard Ye Si's question. If Ye Si were a boy, he might have answered her, but she was a woman. Xu Liang felt that this was a family matter of the Hao family, so he should go home.
"Bang!" Knowing his sister's temperament well, Hao Hua immediately locked himself out of the door.
"Why did you all leave? Don't you all know? I'm going to ask Gou Sheng!" Ye Si pouted and turned to go back into the house.
Wang Gousheng had just witnessed the whole thing from the window, and he felt that Lady... seemed to be getting further and further away from Mei Si.
"Gousheng, what's 'ball pain'? Aren't balls supposed to break if you touch them?" Yesika blinked, waiting for Wang Gousheng's answer.
“…Ahem! As a lady, these are not questions you should be asking.” Wang Gousheng looked at Sisi with a headache, starting to think of how to divert the girl’s attention.
"Why can't a lady ask questions? Then I won't be a lady anymore." Ye Si thought being a lady was really troublesome; she couldn't even ask a question.
"If you're not going to act like a lady, then don't ask me any more questions," Wang Gousheng said with a serious expression.
"How can that be? I'd better be a lady!" Ye Si weighed the pros and cons and felt that it was not worth it to lose the opportunity to ask Wang Gousheng more questions in the future just for the sake of one question.
"Hmm, that's a good girl." Wang Gousheng reached out and patted Sisi's big head.
"I'll go ask Grandpa in a bit." Coconut decided to ask Grandpa Hao, who wasn't too stupid.
“…Let me tell you.” Wang Gousheng withdrew his hand and said helplessly.
"Okay!" Ye Si nodded, looking at Wang Gousheng expectantly.
"This 'pain in the egg' isn't the eggshell, it's... the chick inside the egg is in pain," Wang Gousheng started making things up.
"Oh~~!" Coconut nodded, half understanding. Wang Gousheng meant that Liu Jun said "balls hurt," but actually he meant "chicken hurt." Why don't these aliens just say "chicken hurt" directly? Isn't it tiring to talk like that?
"Phew!" Wang Gousheng breathed a sigh of relief, finally managing to get away with it.
"Then why does the chicken feel pain? The chicken is protected by the egg, so how can it feel pain?" Coconut scratched its head, not understanding how a chicken could feel pain when protected by an eggshell. Could it be some kind of mental power? Directly penetrating the eggshell?
"Chicken... I'll tell you about that tomorrow." Wang Gousheng felt he might as well not explain at all; the more he explained, the more wrong it seemed.
"Why tomorrow?" Ye Si frowned as she looked at Wang Gousheng, not understanding what was wrong with him. Was this question so difficult?
"There's no reason why. Alright, now I'm going to test you on the characters you learned yesterday." Wang Gousheng sat down on the kang with a serious expression, dipped his finger in the water in the bowl on the kang table, and wrote the first character on the table.
As the days went by, Yesi improved a little bit every day, and now she can have fluent conversations with people.
After being exposed to Wang Gousheng's acupressure techniques, she would consider three conditions Wang Gousheng mentioned whenever she wanted to fight someone:
1. Is the opponent's combat strength equal to yours?
2. Is the other person the same gender as you?
3. If the other party makes the first move, the above two points can be ignored.
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