Coconut Silk: How could this be? Don't I have the "genius incarnate" ability? The alien language translator isn't even permanently effective?
Coconut listened to the conversation in the big house again and realized that she really couldn't understand what they were saying. Coconut quickly opened the group chat in her mind and wanted to ask Old Xia for another "God of Learning Possession" card.
After waiting for a long time, no one spoke in the group. Unable to contain herself, Coconut couldn't help but ask.
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Coconut flakes: Is anyone there?
(Shouldn't you call them that?)
Dangdang: at.
Coconut Flakes: Uh... Is Lao Xia there?
Dangdang: No, she has to take her son to school early tomorrow morning, so she went to bed early.
Coconut flakes: Oh~!
(Coconut is a little disappointed; it seems she won't be getting that "genius spirit" tonight.)
Dangdang: What do you need her for? Maybe I can help. [Adjusts glasses.jpg]
Coconut Flakes: I also want one of those photos from that day, the one with the "genius incarnate" vibe.
Dangdang: ...Wait a minute, let me check if I have any. (Is this guy's head as big as the moon? Looking for Lao Xia in the middle of the night just for a randomly given coupon from the system?)
Dangdang: I don't have any academic geniuses here, but do you want exam geniuses?
Coconut flakes: Exam God... what is that...?
※Dangdang gave Yesi a picture of "Exam God Possession".
※Dangdang gave Coconut Silk a [chocolate]
Dangdang: Here's a chocolate coupon for you to boost your brainpower.
Coconut flakes: Thank you.
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Coconut hurriedly closed the group chat again. She looked at the thing in her hand in a daze, not understanding how it ended up in her possession.
Coconut flakes: Is this the chocolate in the picture? What's it for... to eat? What does "brain-boosting" mean? Uh...
Coconut tapped her head in shock. How did she know the answer? Coconut was the one with the question, but the answer would immediately pop into her head as soon as she had a question. What kind of operation was this?
Coconut Flakes: Could it be that "exam god possession"? What does "exam" mean? Exam? Oh, so it was Bu Yao's inspection.
Coconut was excited, thinking that this exam god coupon was amazing, indeed more powerful than the academic god. The academic god still had to think and understand on his own, but the exam god could immediately find the answer to whatever question he thought of.
Coconut Silk was no longer sleepy. She looked at Aunt Mei and immediately understood that "Mom" meant mother.
When we went to see Grandma Hao again, it turned out that "Grandma" was not a name, but rather the mother's mother, meaning the clan mother.
And all the things that Yezi seemed to understand but didn't quite grasp, like Dad, Brother, and Meat, just need a little thought to know the answer immediately.
After figuring out many of her questions, Coconut Silk felt so sleepy that she could barely keep her eyes open. She yawned, ate the chocolate in her hand, and lay back down to sleep.
Coconut flakes: I'll think about it tomorrow. This coupon should be valid for another two days... The chocolate is so delicious, I'll ask them for some more next time...
Coconut didn't get to sleep in; she was woken up early this morning by her mother rubbing her with a hot towel.
"We have to go home today. Do you miss Grandma?" Aunt Mei asked with a smile.
"Milk?"
What does it mean?
Coconut flakes: breast milk? Cow's milk? Dad's mother? So the clear liquid Mom produces is also called milk!
Why do the father's mother and the mother's grandmother share the same name?
After eating the breakfast that Sister-in-law Hao had specially prepared for the Mei family of four, the family decided to set off.
"Say goodbye to Grandma, Grandpa, and Aunt!"
Before burying her daughter under the covers, Mei's mother made her say goodbye to Grandma Hao, Grandpa Hao, and Sister-in-law Hao who had come to see them off.
"Grandma...Grandpa, I bow!" Ye Si opened her mouth and realized that she couldn't speak; her tongue was completely unresponsive.
She clearly understood what Aunt Mei was saying, but she just couldn't say it...
Coconut Flakes: Is this the difference between being "possessed by the God of Exams" and being "possessed by the God of Learning"?
No one noticed anything unusual about Yesi today. They just assumed that Yesi was simply unwilling to talk again. After all, kids are like that, sometimes sunny and sometimes rainy.
Wrapped in a blanket by her mother, Ye Si opened the chat group again.
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Bobo: Speechless. He was peeing right there on the side of the road in broad daylight, without even looking for a corner. I saw him as soon as I went out.
Old Xia: I don't know what these men are thinking. I see men urinating in the alleys I pass by every day. There's a public toilet right in front of me, it's just a few steps away.
Coconut flakes: I saw my neighbor peeing a while ago.
Bobo: ...A neighbor? That's weird!
Old Xia: ...Didn't you call the police?
Coconut flakes: No (What does "alarm" mean? Oh, I see).
Old Xia: Next time you encounter something like this, be sure to call the police immediately.
Coconut Flakes: Okay. Old Xia, do you still have that top student coupon?
Old Xia: Dangdang told me, I still have some, I'll give them to you.
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Old Xia: What's going on? Is the system malfunctioning? Why can't I send it? Can you send the steamed buns from your place?
Bobo: Let me see.
※A steamed bun was given to Lao Xia along with a rose.
Bobo: No problem?
How about I send it to her? I found a top student coupon here too.
...
Bobo: What's going on? I can't send anything either? The system is really malfunctioning.
Coconut flakes: Then I won't need them for now, thank you.
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Coconut Silk was a little anxious, wondering why the coupon couldn't be delivered anymore. Was it just temporary, or would it never be available again?
Because of the exam, Ye Si went to bed too late last night and got up early in the morning. She thought about it in bed for a while and then drifted off to sleep again.
When Ye Si woke up again, she was already on the kang (heated brick bed) at home.
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