Chapter 757 Le Yan: You rotten cucumber, I curse you to give birth to children without an anus!
On the 27th floor, Le Yan unlocked the door, opened it, and rushed into the room.
"Xiangyu, my life is so bitter!"
Lin Xiangyu, who was lying on the sofa petting her cat and watching TV, suddenly sat up: "What's wrong? What happened?"
Meow~~~!
The chubby orange cat was so startled by the noise that it jumped three feet on the spot, its fur standing on end.
The next second, it saw a gray figure rushing towards it!
"Meow!!"
It's common knowledge that cats are seven times faster than humans, but that sometimes fails when faced with an alcoholic...
Le Yan hugged the big orange cat tightly. "Le Xiao Miao, I was almost sold to an old man by my unscrupulous father tonight, waaaaah! Luckily, I often play the game 'Catch Me If You Dare' with you, so I'm pretty agile. Otherwise, I really wouldn't have been able to escape tonight. If I hadn't escaped, your mother would have been defiled by that old man... waaaah!"
Lin Xiangyu pounced over and covered Le Yan's mouth: "Good girl, little kitty, you can't listen to such unclean things!"
Le Yan almost couldn't breathe, and released Da Ju, raising her hand to pry Lin Xiangyu's hand away.
The orange cat, now free, quickly jumped onto the sofa, lay down, and squinted at its owner's drunken antics.
Le Yan sat on the carpet, nestled against Lin Xiangyu, babbling incoherently: "Three cups of pure white wine, burning the throat, even worse than the sorghum liquor that Brother Sheng always drinks..."
Lin Xiangyu hugged her, her eyes red and swollen: "It tastes awful, we'll never drink it again, never again..."
“I know Xing Zheng wants to sleep with me. In this circle, they all want to sleep with me, but why should they? Brother Sheng stabbed Zhao Niu and lost a fishing boat to help me preserve my innocence. Why should these powerful scumbags get away with it!”
"I know, I know everything. You are very brave. Yangyang is the most amazing and bravest!" Lin Xiangyu hugged her and sobbed uncontrollably, tears streaming down her face.
Le Yan was held in Lin Xiangyu's arms. She was clearly in great pain, but she couldn't shed a single tear.
She seems to have been holding back for too long and has forgotten how to cry normally.
So when she grew up, every director said that her acting was numb, that her crying scenes were too artificial, and that she was unambitious and had terrible acting skills. They were all right!
"...Luckily, I ran away and was rescued by a very tall and kind gentleman. He wanted to take me to the hospital, but I refused. You know, I don't like hospitals, and I'm afraid to go to one. Don't let my current disheveled appearance fool you; my face is still quite attractive. If that gentleman took me to the hospital tonight, tomorrow's trending topics would say he's my sugar daddy. I thought, this kind person saved me; I can't let him get dragged down with me..."
Lin Xiangyu patted her head and said, "You're great, you're very thoughtful."
"But I misunderstood them..."
Lin Xiangyu: "Huh?"
"I saw him follow me into the elevator, so I assumed he was a stalker!"
Lin Xiangyu: "...No, your savior turned into a stalker in an instant? That's quite a roundabout way to describe it!"
Le Yan paused, wiped away the 'air tears' with her fingertips, and sniffed. "You don't understand. If you were to grow up like me, you would definitely look like me too."
Lin Xiangyu: "..."
Although it was outrageous and absurd, looking at Le Yan's flushed yet still breathtakingly beautiful model face, Lin Xiangyu felt that what Le Yan said made a lot of sense!
"Anyway, I don't dare go straight home for fear of revealing my whereabouts, so I..."
Le Yan recounted everything that happened afterward.
After he finished speaking, he closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.
Lin Xiangyu had to use a lot of effort to carry the person to the room.
Just as she was placed on the bed, Le Yan let out a "vomit," which startled Lin Xiangyu so much that she hurriedly grabbed a trash can to catch it.
As a result, Le Yan only gagged a few times before falling back onto the bed, frowning and muttering with disgust: "Xing Zheng, you rotten cucumber, I curse you to be childless, to have children without an anus, and even if you have an anus, to be unable to poop..."
Lin Xiangyu: "..."
…
When Leyan woke up, she was in excruciating pain and felt nauseous.
I checked the time and it was already noon.
She rubbed her head, sat up, and picked up her phone from the bedside table.
My phone is off.
It seems that Lin Xiangyu knew Xu Chengyang and Lin Xiuying would call to scold her, so she simply turned off her phone.
As expected, Xiangyu from her family knows how to care for people!
Le Yan turned on her phone and saw dozens of missed calls.
All the calls were from Lin Xiuying and Xu Chengyang.
Oh, and a few others are Bai Jing.
They're all the same kind of thing anyway.
Le Yan deleted all the missed calls and then scanned them on WeChat.
Lin Xiangyu sent her a video last night.
Le Xiaomiao jumped onto the table again and stole a drink from her cup!
Le Yan laughed in exasperation; her cat son had been quite rebellious lately!
It's been eight months. Looks like it's time to implement a "break up and cut ties" plan.
"vomit--"
Suddenly feeling nauseous, Le Yan tossed her phone onto the bed, ran barefoot into the bathroom, and painfully retched while leaning against the sink.
The worst part of being drunk isn't the initial intoxication, but the agonizing hangover that follows the next day!
The alcohol I didn't vomit last night is still in my stomach, and when I vomit it up, it tastes bitter and sour.
Le Yan shed tears of physiological tears and turned on the tap to wash her face.
Hearing the noise outside, Lin Xiangyu pushed open the door and went into the bedroom.
Arriving at the bathroom door, he looked at Le Yan, who was washing her face, and asked with concern, "Are you alright?"
"Oh no, I really don't understand what's so good about alcohol. Why do all those stinky men like to drink it?" Le Yan turned off the tap and wiped the water droplets off her face with a washcloth.
His already pale face was now dazzlingly white.
She threw the washcloth into the trash can, turned around to look at Lin Xiangyu, and clutched her stomach: "Xiangyu, my stomach hurts so much."
Lin Xiangyu felt both distressed and helpless: "I cooked you some plain porridge. The dried radish that Uncle Lin sent arrived yesterday. Eating some of this should make you feel better."
"Dried radish!" Le Yan's eyes lit up immediately. "I want it! I want it!"
Lin Xiangyu laughed, "They're all yours!"
...
At the dining table, Le Yan ate a mouthful of white porridge and a mouthful of dried radish with great relish.
Lin Xiangyu sat opposite her, with Xiaolongbao Xian wrapping Xiaolongbao in front of her.
Leyan's two favorite foods are dried radish pickled by Lin Minsheng and three-delicacy steamed buns, a family recipe passed down from her maternal grandmother.
Lin Xiangyu is skillful; every xiaolongbao she makes is the same size, with tender meat filling that bursts with juice with every bite—it's incredibly sweet and delicious!
Le Yan looked at the wrapped xiaolongbao on the plate and fell into deep thought.
Lin Xiangyu looked up and, seeing that she hadn't eaten another bite for a long time, couldn't help but ask, "Aren't you full?"
"No." Le Yan snapped out of her reverie and stirred the white porridge in her bowl with a spoon. "I was just thinking about that kind gentleman upstairs."
"Huh?" Lin Xiangyu exclaimed in surprise, "She only helped you once, and you've already fallen for her?"
"Go away!" Le Yan glanced at her. "I meant he helped me last night, and I misunderstood him. I feel really bad about it, especially since we're neighbors living upstairs and downstairs... Ah~ I can't think about it anymore, it's so embarrassing. Turns out I, Le Yan, am actually quite thin-skinned!"
Le Yan scratched her head in despair, her beautiful and delicate features turning into a bitter face.
"However, putting those big shots in mind, your behavior later on was indeed not very good." Lin Xiangyu was very fair: "Especially when you staged your own drama at their door saying that your boyfriend lived inside, I think it was really polite of them not to call you crazy!"
Le Yan: "...Lin Xiangyu, you can tell more truths, and remember to keep your eyes open when you go to sleep tonight."
Lin Xiangyu laughed, "Oh, just kidding. But if you really feel bad, you can bring something downstairs to thank them in person and explain things to them while you're at it?"
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