Huangmao and Xiaodao, who had not been in the real world for a long time, asked Zhao Feng out last night. They had supper, sang karaoke, and played until very late before going home.
They would feel uncomfortable staying at home, because their five senses were so sharp that they could hear the sounds of the eldest brother and his wife no matter how far away they were. The more they spent time together, the more they understood why the sister-in-law could tie the eldest brother up so tightly.
In addition to her extremely smart brain and beautiful face, my sister-in-law is also very good at that kind of thing.
The two woke up after sleeping for four hours, and followed the strong aroma of food into the kitchen. They were originally planning to praise their virtuous sister-in-law, but they saw the back of their eldest brother wearing a floral apron.
"Fuck? Am I still dreaming?" The yellow-haired man blinked.
Xiaodao was stunned for a second before he called out, "Boss, good morning."
Xuan Ming glanced back at them and said, "Breakfast will be ready soon. Come over and take the dishes to the dining room."
"Why are you making breakfast?" Huang Mao asked in disbelief. Before today, he couldn't imagine the boss frying eggs with a spatula. He always thought that the boss's hand was only suitable for chopping people with a knife.
"When I was dating your sister-in-law, I did all the housework. In addition to breakfast, I also cooked lunch and dinner. I swept the floor and washed the clothes. What's wrong? Is there anything strange?" Xuan Ming asked frankly.
Huangmao and Xiaodao: "...No, nothing strange. Boss, you are really capable." After saying that, they gave a thumbs up at the same time.
Xuan Ming put the fried eggs into the plate.
At this moment, his cell phone placed on the cupboard suddenly rang. It was an alarm clock.
"Why are you setting the alarm when you're already up?" Before the yellow-haired man finished speaking, Xuanming had already taken off his apron and strode up to the third floor.
He rushed into the bedroom, lifted the quilt, lay on the bed, turned sideways, and stared at the little devil's face.
Not long after, Zhuang Li rubbed his eyes and woke up in a daze. After waking up, he had no time to think about anything. The first thing he did was to look at the other side of the pillow. He found that Xuan Ming was indeed lying there. He was not dreaming, so he pounced on him and kissed Xuan Ming's face many times.
If he could see Xuanming the moment he opened his eyes, he would be happy all day. Otherwise, he would explode in a rage when he woke up.
Xuan Ming, who had long understood his temper, smiled and kissed him back. He breathed a sigh of relief and picked him up, brought him into the bathroom, pulled out a thick bath towel, put it on the cold sink, and then put the man on it.
"Do you want to wash your face yourself or should I wash it for you?" Xuan Ming skillfully applied toothpaste to the toothbrush while turning on the faucet and waiting for the water to heat up.
"You wash it for me." Zhuang Li leaned against the mirror and muttered lazily.
"It's so good to have a husband." He placed his hands flat on his abdomen and sighed sincerely.
"When I wasn't here, you didn't sweep the floor, cook, or wash clothes. The house was a mess everywhere. Is your mysophobia fake?" Xuan Ming wet the towel and gently wiped the little devil's face. He scolded him but his voice was full of smiles.
It can be seen that he enjoys his current job very much.
"I'm waiting for you to help me." Zhuang Li put the toothbrush in his mouth and said vaguely.
Xuan Ming was amused by his self-righteous attitude. He kissed his forehead and said softly, "Brush your teeth well. I'm going downstairs to cook noodles."
Zhuang Li grabbed Xuan Ming's collar, pulled him over, and kissed his cheek hard with his toothpaste-covered mouth, leaving a ball of snow-white foam.
"Go ahead." After his evil plan succeeded, he smiled triumphantly.
Xuan Ming wiped the foam off his face, shook his head and laughed as he walked out of the bathroom. However, not long after, he walked back in, holding a thumb-sized, blood-stained figurine in his hand. His tone was very serious: "I think you need to explain to me what this is."
Zhuang Li: "..."
The demon in the bottle was being held by Xuanming by the back of his neck. He was desperately flailing his arms and legs, chirping and whimpering. He had just tried to bite the man's finger, but he almost broke his own fangs.
"You don't have to explain his origins, but you should at least give him some clothes before letting him out. Don't you know he has your face?" Xuan Ming threw the demon in the bottle into the washbasin, rinsed it with warm water, then pointed at his sesame-sized penis and issued a severe condemnation.
Zhuang Li: "...Where can I get such small clothes for him to wear?"
Xuan Ming looked up at the sky, secretly gathered his strength, and then calmly asked, "Tell me, how did he get here?"
Zhuang Li quickly spit out the bubbles in his mouth and recounted the whole story of the demon in the bottle.
Xuan Ming didn't say anything to scold him. He just picked the man up from the sink, carried him back to the bedroom, laid him on the bed, and slapped him on the butt a few times.
However, every time he hit her, the little devil would draw out the last sound and moan seductively, as if he was suffering from that kind of torture...
As Xuan Ming was beaten, his ears turned red, his breathing became rapid, and the blood in his body boiled.
Huangmao and Xiaodao, who were sitting in the restaurant waiting for dinner, looked at the ceiling and sighed, "It's started again! It wasn't enough to make a fuss all night yesterday, and it continues early this morning! This may be the only sport that my sister-in-law is good at."
Xuan Ming couldn't slap him any further. He turned the cunning little devil over, leaned over, and placed his hands on either side of his body. He gasped and said, "You'll have to eat vegetarian food tonight!"
"Honey, I was wrong." Zhuang Li quickly admitted his mistake.
"It's no use calling me dad." Xuan Ming said gritting his teeth.
His ears, cheeks, and neck were all burning red from the sudden desire, but he knew he couldn't indulge this little devil any longer.
"Dad, please love me." Zhuang Li stretched out her slender arms and gently wrapped them around Xuan Ming's neck. She put her red lips close to his hot ears and pleaded softly.
The words, "Daddy," flowed like a honeycomb, thick with sweetness. They instantly broke through Xuanming's taboos and scratched an itch he'd never had scratched before. His body instantly underwent a violent chemical reaction, and without a second thought, he grasped the little devil's incredibly sweet mouth and kissed her fiercely.
Zhuang Li narrowed his eyes and smiled, then kissed back obediently.
Xiaodao and Huangmao downstairs heard more intense noises and immediately started picking up bowls and chopsticks.
"Eat, don't worry about them. They won't be able to come down for an hour or two."
"I'm so jealous! I also want to find a wife as hot as my sister-in-law!"
"This standard is too high. Please relax it a little."
"That's right, we can't handle such a hottie with our strength."
"Yes, you are in very bad shape."
"Fuck, who are you calling weak?"
"Did I say you were weak?"
"That's what you mean!"
“…”
After the childish quarrel downstairs came to an end, the noise upstairs also stopped. Xuan Ming once again carried the little devil into the bathroom and placed him on the sink covered with a thick bath towel.
The demon in the bottle treated the wash basin as a swimming pool, diving, diving, and splashing, having a great time. No matter how much he killed, he was just a newborn child, and his playful nature could not be erased.
Xuan Ming looked at the devil in the bottle in the basin, then looked at the little devil sitting on the basin, and suddenly he was overwhelmed.
"Hurry up and brush your teeth. After that, I'll take you downstairs for breakfast. Do you have any cloth at home? I'll sew a few sets of clothes for this little thing. It's not good for him to be naked like this all the time." Xuan Ming said helplessly.
Zhuang Li was very surprised and asked, "You can also sew clothes?"
Xuan Ming was too lazy to talk to this lazy man, so he went into the bedroom and started rummaging through the drawers looking for fabrics and needles and thread.
Zhuang Li stretched out his finger, poked the little head of the devil in the bottle, and sneered, "Didn't I tell you to wait for me at that dark wizard's house? Why did you come back?"
The devil in the bottle climbed onto the basin, stood with his hands on his hips, pointed at Zhuang Li and started chattering, snarling and cursing.
His pronunciation system seems to be different from that of humans.
7480 kindly said, "Master, let me translate for you. The following words are all his words, and have nothing to do with me—Hey! You idiot, how dare you ask me? I asked you to come, but you didn't. I waited for you all night for nothing, and then when I came back, I saw you, you really know how to enjoy yourself! Fortunately, I didn't wait for you, otherwise I would have frozen to death over there! I was even running naked! I'm back, so what? You unreliable thing, don't order me around anymore, I don't want to bother with you!"
As soon as 7480 finished dubbing, the devil in the bottle put his hands together, dived into the water, and did a beautiful diving.
He seemed to really not want to bother with Zhuang Li anymore.
"Did he say that, or did you make it up?" Zhuang Li asked with a smile.
7480, having thoroughly enjoyed cursing, immediately backed off. He quickly pulled up a series of location signals from the backend and said aggrievedly, "I'm not making this up. Look, he sent you multiple location messages last night, but you were so busy you ignored him. He probably couldn't wait any longer, so he came back on his own."
Zhuang Li looked at the dense array of positioning signals and suddenly felt guilty. He waved his hand at the little thing in the basin and said, "Forget it. I'll forgive you this time."
The demon in the bottle emerged from the water and spat at him.
Zhuang Li immediately bent his finger and flicked his forehead.
Xuan Ming walked into the bathroom and happened to see this scene: "...How old are you?"
Zhuang Li spat out the foam, rinsed his mouth, then stretched out his hands to Xuan Ming and called out in a clear voice, "Daddy, hold me!"
Xuan Ming: “…”
He was both angry and amused, so he had no choice but to pick up the little devil from the sink and take him into the bedroom to change clothes.
7480 responded in a low voice: "Hey, good son!" After that, it quickly covered its mouth, and looked around with its big eyes, afraid that the owner would hear it. When it found that the owner did not react, it secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
"I heard it." 04588, who had not appeared for a long time, suddenly spoke.
"Fuck! You're so elusive that it's scary! What did you hear?" 7480 rushed to the communicator and asked in a timid manner.
"I heard you taking advantage of your master, and I'm going to tell him."
"No, no! Dad, Dad, please don't hurt your son!" 7480 knelt down on the spot.
04588 snorted arrogantly, then changed his number to 54088 in a dignified manner.
7480 clenched his fists, revealing an expression of enduring humiliation.
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