Sha Zhu had just laid down on the bed, ready to digest the wine he had just drunk.
As a result, when Sha Zhu lay down, he found that something was wrong, so he subconsciously reached out to grab a handful.
"ah......."
When Sha Zhu found out what was going on, he couldn't help but start shouting, which made Sha Zhu feel particularly uncomfortable.
"屮!"
"Damn it! Damn it, which bastard did such a thing!" Sha Zhu couldn't help but start cursing, not knowing who could have done such a wicked thing.
Sha Zhu's hands froze instantly and he jumped up from the bed.
Subconsciously, I glanced at the bed.
"Yue!!!"
Sha Zhu was so disgusted that he vomited, and then he crawled out of the house on his knees.
He ran to the yard, turned on the tap, put his dirty hands under the tap and washed them, and while washing them he shouted in the yard: "Who the hell is so wicked!"
"Which bastard did this? Come out here or I'll beat you to death!"
"Fuck you, which bastard did this?"
Sha Zhu stood in the middle of the yard, shouting desperately.
Such a loud noise not only alarmed the people in the middle yard, but also the people in the front and back yards heard it, so everyone ran to the middle yard to see what this idiot Zhu was doing.
"Zhu Zi, what's going on? Why are you cursing here?" An old lady was the first to come out. She came out after hearing Sha Zhu's cursing in the house.
Sha Zhu turned around and saw that it was an old lady. He stopped cursing and said to her with a sad face, "Old lady, I'm almost mad to death. Please let me curse you."
"What's the big deal about making a fuss in the yard? First tell me what makes you curse here!" The aunt didn't want to listen to Sha Zhu cursing in the yard, it was too unpleasant.
Sha Zhu continued, "I don't know which bastard actually pooped on my bed! Fuck him!"
As Sha Zhu finished speaking, not only the aunt was dumbfounded, but even the people who came to watch the fun were dumbfounded. No one could have imagined that Sha Zhu would curse for such a reason.
"What did you say? Zhuzi!" The old lady felt that she must have heard it wrong.
At this time, Sha Zhu took off his coat, pointed at the large stain on his clothes and cursed: "You wicked thing, look at it, I don't know which wicked thing did this, it's really wicked!"
“Hahahahahaha!”
When Xu Damao saw Sha Zhu's miserable condition, he couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Hearing Xu Damao's laughter, the other people present couldn't help but laugh along. This Xu Damao was really too wicked, but it was also because the incident of Sha Zhu was too funny.
Although it's a bit disgusting, it doesn't stop everyone from laughing at Shazhu.
When Sha Zhu heard so many people in the compound laughing at him, he was so angry that his face turned green.
"Laugh, laugh, laugh, what's so funny!"
"Is it so funny?" Sha Zhu shouted angrily.
Seeing that Sha Zhu was furious, everyone slowly stopped smiling, leaving Xu Damao alone, still covering his mouth and laughing secretly.
It was Xu Damao's action that completely annoyed Sha Zhu.
"Xu Damao, you bastard, did you do this? I won't let you off today!" Sha Zhu yelled and directly put the blame on Xu Damao who was laughing there.
Xu Damao was stunned for a moment. He couldn't admit something he hadn't done. Even if he wanted to do so, he couldn't admit something he hadn't done.
"Silly Zhu, you're talking nonsense, I just got back from get off work!"
"Don't put the blame on me, are you stupid? You're dreaming about putting the blame on me!" When Xu Damao heard that Sha Zhu wanted to push the blame on him, he immediately refused and retorted loudly.
Qin Jingru also followed and echoed Xu Damao: "That's right, Silly Zhu, don't take it out on our Damao when you can't find anyone. Our Damao is the leader of your factory. You should be more polite when you speak to me!"
"Our Damao just came back, and he hasn't even had time to sit down, but he heard you screaming like a pig being slaughtered. If someone didn't know, they would think you were giving birth!"
"Besides, who can do such a thing? I think you did it yourself!"
Qin Jingru kept on scolding Sha Zhu.
Xu Damao didn't expect Qin Jingru to be so sharp-tongued, so he scolded Sha Zhu harshly in front of so many people.
Don’t even mention how embarrassed Shazhu felt about this incident.
"You're talking nonsense. You're the one who's shitting on your own bed!" Sha Zhu pointed at Qin Jingru angrily.
Then Sha Zhu said, "I see you are an old woman, so I won't bother with you."
Then he pointed his finger at Xu Damao and said, "Xu Damao, this is all taught by you, a wicked thing. Don't run away or I will beat you to death today!"
Xu Damao wanted to run but failed. He was caught by Sha Zhu after just two steps. Then the two of them started fighting with each other cursing at each other.
Normally, Xu Damao would have been beaten up by Sha Zhu, and this matter would have been over.
But today Xu Damao has Qin Jingru with him.
When Qin Jingru saw that Xu Damao was about to be beaten by Sha Zhu, she rushed forward directly. Although she did not pin Sha Zhu to the ground and beat him, she scratched Sha Zhu's face with just two or three hits.
When Sha Zhu and Xu Damao were separated by the people in the yard, Qin Jingru had scratched more than a dozen bloody marks on Sha Zhu's face.
"Shazhu, just wait for me, I'm not done with you! You're a jerk who shits on your own bed!" Xu Damao pointed at Shazhu and cursed angrily.
After suffering a loss, Sha Zhu wanted to settle the score with Xu Damao and Qin Jingru, but was stopped by other people in the compound.
Although Xu Damao looked aggrieved outside, as soon as he returned home with Qin Jingru, Xu Damao couldn't help laughing.
"Wife, you did a great job. I have been annoyed with Sha Zhu for a long time, and today you finally vented my anger for me! Look at the way that bastard Sha Zhu got scratched by you. I wonder how he will face people tomorrow!"
Xu Damao hugged Qin Jingru tightly and praised her. He didn't expect his wife to be so capable. Today, not only did she not lose to Sha Zhu in verbal battles, she also did not suffer any loss in the fight.
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