"Ouch, my god!"
“Gurgle…Gurgle…Gurgle…Gurgle…”
When Xu Damao was humming a song as he walked home, Liu Haizhong suddenly rushed out from in front of him. Xu Damao was so frightened that he couldn't help but shout out loud.
Before Xu Damao could react, the dung bucket in Liu Haizhong's hand was poured towards Xu Damao's head. Xu Damao was caught off guard and Liu Haizhong directly poured the dung bucket on his head.
"Damn it, Xu Damao, I'm going to kill you today!"
"Don't you dare throw shit into our house!"
Liu Haizhong pushed the bucket down with all his strength while cursing Xu Damao angrily.
Xu Damao could no longer tell the directions at this time. He casually tried to take the dung bucket off his head with his hands, but his hands were held down tightly by his bangs.
Seeing that Xu Damao had been almost defeated by him, Liu Haizhong felt vented and turned around to leave.
As a result, when Liu Haizhong wanted to leave, Xu Damao grabbed his arm tightly. Liu Haizhong wanted to break free in disgust but was held tightly by Liu Haizhong.
"You little bastard, let me go!"
Liu Haizhong cursed in a low voice.
But now Xu Damao has gone crazy, and there is only one thought in his mind, that is, he has been tricked so badly by Liu Haizhong, so he must drag Liu Haizhong into the water.
Thinking of this, Xu Damao rushed towards Liu Haizhong without thinking twice. Liu Haizhong wanted to escape but was knocked to the ground by Xu Damao.
At this time, Xu Damao finally took the dung bucket off his head. After touching his face randomly with his hands, he finally saw clearly and confirmed that the person in front of him was hit by Liu Hai.
"Liu...hai...zhong!"
Xu Damao's words almost came out of his throat, and he roared in a low voice word by word.
"Don't even think about it today!" Xu Damao said gritting his teeth.
Liu Haizhong probably didn't expect Xu Damao to be so radical. He looked like he was going to fight him to the death, and even knocked him down.
Liu Haizhong felt his head buzzing instantly, but just when Liu Haizhong was dazed, Xu Damao directly put his hand into Liu Haizhong's mouth. Since he had been in this state, he also wanted to let Liu Haizhong taste the same feeling.
But this taste was not just empty talk. Liu Haizhong struggled hard to break free a little and then started vomiting violently.
"yue...yue...." Liu Haizhong lay on the ground and started vomiting violently.
"yue.....yue ......yue....." Xu Damao was even worse off than Liu Haizhong, and he vomited even more violently.
The two men were vomiting violently in a pile of feces on the street. Plus, it was just after get off work, so passers-by stayed away from them.
Everyone started to suspect that these two were lunatics and why they were eating shit on the street. Some people even went to secretly look for wide-brimmed hats.
At this time, Xu Damao and Liu Haizhong had no time or mood to check the situation around them. After vomiting for a while, they immediately started fighting again.
This time Liu Haizhong also went crazy. He kicked Xu Damao who was kneeling beside him and cursed: "Xu Damao, you little beast, do you like shit? I asked you to bring this stuff to my house last night, and now I'm going to let you have a taste of it too."
Xu Damao certainly wouldn't admit it. He thought Liu Haizhong was just making wild suspicions without any evidence, so he rushed over and started fighting with Liu Haizhong, cursing, "You're talking nonsense, you old beast. What does your family's affairs have to do with me? How dare you put the blame on me? I'm going to fight you today!"
The two men cursed at each other and rolled on the ground. Neither of them was willing to let the other go, and the fight was evenly matched.
"Stop it!"
"Ouch! What the hell is this?"
The passersby couldn't bear to see Liu Haizhong and Xu Damao playing with feces, so they ran over with their wide-brimmed hats.
The two men in wide-brimmed hats who came over were stunned when they saw the state of Liu Haizhong and Xu Damao. Who could have thought that these two people would fight in such an environment? The two men in wide-brimmed hats couldn't help but curse.
But they couldn't just ignore something like this happening on the street, so the two of them could only hold their noses and walk up to scold Xu Damao and Liu Haizhong.
At first, the two did not take the scolding seriously, but soon they saw two serious faces appear in front of them.
Seeing that the one in charge was the man in the wide-brimmed hat, neither of them dared to be disobedient this time. They both rolled and crawled to their feet from the ground and stood up obediently.
"You...you two..."
The men in wide-brimmed hats who came over didn't know what to say about this for a moment. After being wide-brimmed hats for so many years, this was the first time they saw such a fight, and it was so disgusting. Both of them didn't know what to say.
"Comrade with the wide-brimmed hat, this is all the fault of this old man, Liu Haizhong. He is the one who is causing trouble for me. You have to take charge of this for me!"
"I went home honestly but he put the blame on me!" Xu Damao started crying first.
When Liu Haizhong heard Xu Damao say this, he shouted, "No, no, it's not my fault. This is all his fault. This little bastard threw manure at the door of our house last night!"
The two men in wide-brimmed hats felt a little disgusted after hearing the two men's offensive words. The last man in wide-brimmed hat felt that this was not a solution. There were already quite a few people watching the fun, so he shouted at Xu Damao and Liu Haizhong, "Shut up, both of you. You two will be punished for what you did!"
Another man in a wide-brimmed hat pulled his head and whispered, "No, you're going to take these two back with you? The boss will beat you to death when you get back!"
Looking at these two dirty and smelly guys, the man in the wide-brimmed hat also began to worry. In the end, he could only say to them: "You two lead the way home. We will watch you two clean up first and then follow us. You two..."
The man in the wide-brimmed hat wanted to scold Xu Damao and Liu Haizhong, but both of them didn't know how to do it. It was so disgusting that they had never seen such a thing before.
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