When Sha Zhu heard someone shout "Stop thief!", he panicked instantly. Fearing that he would be caught as a thief, Sha Zhu lost his footing in his panic and fell into Wang San's toilet.
People are still very friendly at this time, and they are all neighbors. Even though Wang San's relationship with his neighbors was not good, when they heard that Wang San's house had been burgled, many people still rushed over to check the situation.
"The person just went in from here! Everyone, look! Nobody's home right now, we can't let this thief get away!" The old lady who found Sha Zhu called out to a large group of people and pointed to where Sha Zhu had fallen in.
At this point, Sha Zhu hadn't even climbed out of the toilet yet. Once you fall into a toilet, it's not easy for a person to climb out.
But outside Wang San's house, under the direction of the old lady, several people had already started climbing up the wall.
Upon hearing the commotion, Sha Zhu, who was inside the toilet, became even more anxious. However, the more anxious Sha Zhu became, the less he could climb out, and he could only thrash around aimlessly inside the toilet.
Soon, someone went up into the toilet. With Sha Zhu as a precedent, the others certainly wouldn't fall into the toilet like Sha Zhu.
"Hahahaha, this thief fell into the toilet!" After someone climbed up, they saw Sha Zhu still struggling in the toilet and couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Thieves are not uncommon, but thieves who fall into latrines are extremely rare. It's hard not to laugh when you see Sha Zhu fall into a toilet.
Upon hearing that Sha Zhu had fallen into the toilet and such a commotion had ensued, everyone else gathered around.
For a long time, the walls of Wang San's house were filled with laughter mocking Sha Zhu. Even the most serious person could laugh at Sha Zhu's appearance.
After everyone laughed at Sha Zhu for a while, someone jumped into the yard and opened the back door of Wang San's house, letting the people who had come to catch the thief outside into the yard. Some even brought over their peaked hats.
After such a long time, Sha Zhu was still in the toilet. At first, Sha Zhu wanted to climb out, but the people who came in to catch the thief thought that it would be difficult to deal with Sha Zhu if he climbed out.
So when Sha Zhu tried to climb out, they used a stick to push him back down. After trying for a long time, not only did he fail to climb out, but he was also pushed back down several times.
Later, Sha Zhu simply stopped trying to climb out and started to give up entirely. He thought, "Whatever you say, I'm not coming out of the toilet. You can't do anything about it if I do."
It wasn't until the peaked cap arrived and parted the crowd of onlookers that the peaked cap pinched its nose and went into the toilet. Seeing that Sha Zhu was still there, the two peaked caps were also buzzing in their heads.
I've been catching thieves for so many years, but this is the first time I've ever seen a thief fall into a cesspool and not come out.
The main problem is that Sha Zhu is too disgusting. The two men in peaked caps don't even know how to deal with him. They can't just ignore him, since he was caught as a thief.
But it would be too disgusting to actually grab Sha Zhu.
Finally, an elderly man in a peaked cap scolded Sha Zhu, "What's your name? Why are you climbing over someone's wall!"
The man in the peaked cap even thought that if Sha Zhu could find a reasonable excuse, they should just let him go. He didn't know what to do with Sha Zhu if they took him back, and he would definitely get a scolding from the boss.
When Sha Zhu saw that the person was wearing a peaked cap, tears welled up in his eyes. He quickly said, "Comrade, comrade, I'm really not a thief! They've misunderstood! I didn't come here to steal anything!"
The man in the peaked cap pressed on, "If you're not a thief, why are you climbing over someone's wall? Would a good person climb over someone's wall?"
Sha Zhu quickly explained, "I came to settle scores with Wang San! I saw their door was locked, and I thought that bastard was hiding at home, so I climbed the wall. Who would have thought I'd be misunderstood as soon as I got up there!"
At this moment, Sha Zhu's mind was incredibly clear. He had really had enough of being in the toilet, and he even started to feel his head spinning.
"What score do you want to settle with Wang San?" the man in the peaked hat asked instinctively. Looking at Sha Zhu's appearance, the man in the peaked hat instinctively felt that Sha Zhu was not a good person. Would a good person settle scores with someone like this?
Sha Zhu was speechless this time. He couldn't very well say that his wife had been slept with by Wang San and that he had come to settle scores with them.
If it were just a peaked cap, it would be one thing, and he could say it himself. But there are more than ten people here waiting to see him make a fool of himself, and Sha Zhu would never say something so shameless.
"I... well, I'm going to settle accounts with Wang San!" Sha Zhu stammered for a long time, but in the end, he still didn't tell the truth.
Seeing that Sha Zhu wouldn't speak, the man in the peaked hat changed his tone and asked, "What do you do? What's your name? Where do you work?"
"My name is He Yuzhu, and I'm the head chef in the canteen at the steel rolling mill!" Even if Sha Zhu didn't want to, he had no choice but to tell the truth this time. If he didn't, the peaked cap would definitely punish him.
"He Yuzhu? The chef?"
The man in the peaked cap looked at Sha Zhu with great suspicion. The two men in peaked caps exchanged a glance, and finally called for someone to pull Sha Zhu out of the toilet.
At this point, the man in the peaked cap told everyone else to go back, and that the two of them could deal with the silly pillar.
"Thank you all for your hard work. You can leave this to us! Everyone go back to your work!" The man in the peaked hat noticed that Sha Zhu was having some trouble expressing himself, so he sent away all the neighbors who had come to help.
"We absolutely can't let him get away with this! This guy doesn't look like a good person at all!" The old lady who first spotted Sha Zhu pointed at him and said to him with great conviction.
Sha Zhu was furious. If it weren't for this old lady, he wouldn't have fallen into the toilet.
"Shut up! You're the thief!" Sha Zhu wanted nothing more than to tear the old woman apart, but with the peaked cap around, he could only glare at her and threaten her.
The man in the peaked hat quickly gestured for Sha Zhu not to come any closer, as only Sha Zhu himself could tolerate the smell emanating from him.
After stopping Sha Zhu, the man in the peaked hat said to the old woman, "Alright, don't worry, I will definitely investigate him thoroughly. If he is a thief, I certainly won't let him go!"
"Thief!"
Before leaving, the old lady still said something to Sha Zhu with great conviction.
Sha Zhu was furious, but in the end he didn't do anything. The man in the peaked hat waited until everyone had left before continuing to interrogate Sha Zhu.
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