"Shazhu, you still have the nerve to come back? Look how much you've screwed everyone." When the second aunt saw Shazhu coming back, she immediately said sternly.
"Why can't I come back?" Sha Zhu still looked indifferent.
"Look at the harm you have done to everyone. We can't even stay at home. Do you have the face to come back?" The second aunt said while cursing.
"It wasn't me who did it. If you have the ability, go catch him." Sha Zhu was also very angry. Who could do such a wicked thing? No matter what, if he couldn't catch the murderer, he would never be able to get rid of the label of a scoundrel.
"Go away, stay away from me, stay away from me." Haiyong's wife pinched her nose and chased Shazhu away. It was really unpleasant.
Sha Zhu even picked up his clothes, stretched his head out to smell them, and then he sniffed his armpits, still saying confidently: "How can there be a smell? Look at you guys...vomit...hiccup all day long..."
When everyone saw this, they all looked at Sha Zhu with contempt, saying that he was such a fool.
In the end, under the murderous gazes of all the women, Sha Zhu was defeated.
Sha Zhu sat at the doorstep, looking at the empty yard and the pots and pans he had packed up from home. He felt like crying but had no tears. What sin had he committed?
"Fuck it!" Sha Zhu gritted his teeth and picked up the pots and pans and washed them thoroughly.
Finally, I gave myself a cold shower.
"Shazhu, where are you going?" After Shazhu washed his pots and pans and moved them onto the cart in the yard, changed his clothes and appeared outside the yard, someone asked him where he was going.
"These pots and pans can't be thrown away. I'll sell them. They're good stuff, someone will definitely want them." Sha Zhu said as a matter of course while riding his bike.
"You are such a wicked person." After hearing what Sha Zhu said, everyone cursed him and quickly made way for him, saying that he was playing too dirty.
Although it is summer, the smell is all over the yard.
But on the next day, when it was a rest day, the smell could no longer be smelled in the front and back yards except the middle yard.
"How is it? How is it?" Xu Damao didn't know where he went yesterday. As soon as he came back today, he ran to Lin Tian's house and jumped up and down after entering the house.
"What's going on?" Lin Tian asked knowingly.
"What are you talking about? Shazhu is just cooking shit at home." Xu Damao said as a matter of course.
"You still have the nerve to say that? You are so wicked. Just hope that no one will know about this in the future, otherwise these people will eat you up." Lin Tian said.
Hearing Lin Tian's words, Xu Damao was a little scared and said hesitantly: "No, no."
"Not yet. Because of your fire, I didn't come home all day yesterday. Bingbing and I just came back from home. We have a place to hide, but look at those people who have no place to hide." Lin Tian rolled his eyes.
Then he continued, "Think about it, you have turned this courtyard into a toilet. Who can forgive you? Humph."
Lin Tian felt a little angry when he thought about it. If he had known Xu Damao was going to do this, Lin Tian would not have agreed to it.
Xu Damao injured one thousand enemies and eight hundred friendly soldiers. He lacked great virtue.
"Oh, no one must know." Xu Damao said embarrassedly at last.
"Just keep your mouth shut and go home quickly." Lin Tian was really angry when he saw Xu Damao, so he started to chase him away.
"I...Lou Xiao'e didn't let me into the house..." Xu Damao then stammered and said the reason why he ran to Lin Tian's house.
"Then go and coax her. I see you're angry too." Lin Tian said as he drove Xu Damao out.
But this matter is not so easy to end.
This compound is now famous far and wide, and there are people who actually cook shit at home.
Just after Xu Damao was driven away, Liu Guangtian came to notify us of a meeting at six o'clock.
"It's time for another meeting." Lin Tian walked into the room and said to Wang Bingbing.
"What's the purpose of the meeting?" Wang Bingbing asked.
"What else can I say? It's just Shazhu cooking shit. The whole yard was full of smell yesterday, but there is no smell today. It's time for the street office to come to my house." Lin Tian said with a smile.
“That’s just bullshit.”
"Who cares? Haven't you heard that the meeting is held in the backyard? Now the middle courtyard has become a stinking shit."
…………
Six o'clock in the evening.
"Let me tell you something." Xu Damao came over mysteriously.
"Just tell me." Lin Tian said indifferently. Xu Damao was making trouble every day, which caused trouble for the whole hospital.
"Now the factory doesn't allow Shazhu to cook." Xu Damao pretended to lower his voice, but actually everyone around him could hear it.
"Why?" Wang Bingbing asked.
"Why do you think so? The workers are very dissatisfied. They think Shazhu is too disgusting. No one dares to eat the stuff he makes." Xu Damao said with a smile.
Lin Tian glanced at Xu Damao with his eyes slanted, and said, "You still have the nerve to laugh."
"Okay, stop laughing, Director Wang is here." Lin Tian poked at the people around him.
Lin Tian looked at the face of Director Wang from the Street Office and knew that there would definitely be a criticism meeting today.
"Everyone, welcome Director Wang." Liu Haizhong was still like a lackey, and he created the perfect atmosphere.
But it was obvious that Director Wang did not give Liu Haizhong this face.
"Liu Haizhong, you go down first." Director Wang said bluntly.
Then Director Wang said loudly: "I heard a joke yesterday. It is the biggest joke I have ever heard in my life."
"You guys are awesome. You're famous in half of Beijing now. There's even a rumor that someone is cooking shit at home."
“Puff.”
“Puff.”
After hearing what Director Wang said, although it was a serious occasion, some people couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"You still have the nerve to laugh! You still have the nerve to laugh!"
"Now when someone asks me where I work, I am too embarrassed to tell them. When someone asks me if there is an incident at your place, I blush and I don't know how to answer them."
"Aren't you ashamed?"
"Whoever has this happen, please stand up."
Hearing Director Wang's stern words, Sha Zhu stood up hesitantly.
"Why you again?" Director Wang was deeply impressed by Sha Zhu.
"You can't blame me for that. I'm also a victim because others broke into my house and did something to me." Sha Zhu said righteously.
"Oh, you know you are the victim. Then why did they come into your house? You couldn't hear anything when you were sleeping in the room." Director Wang was so angry that he almost laughed when he saw Sha Zhu like this.
"Well... the traditional rule of our hospital is not to close the door." Sha Zhu said stubbornly.
"Where did this bullshit tradition come from? Who made this rule? How can you be safe if you don't even close the door?" Director Wang cursed angrily. If you don't even close the door, you don't even know that someone is going to kill you.
When they heard Director Wang scolding Sha Zhu, everyone looked at Yi Zhonghai. It was Yi Zhonghai who was responsible for not closing the door at night.
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